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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only kills white people
    boring

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wut

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a dude in blackface stop gaslighting me

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That’s a dude in blackface
          All the more reason to watch Terrifier, I guess.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A supernatural killer let loose in a crime infested urban shithole would be kinda neat. It would be more of an action movie with the hood trying to kill some super powered zombie or w/e would be hilarious.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He kills a black dude in 2. Besides that the casts are mostly white.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surprised to see israeli made goy-killer torture porn targets whites

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All jokes aside even this poster gives off a terrifying aura, I can only imagine how messed up the movie itself is going to be. And I was a huge fan of the first two films, this one seems like it could be even more twisted. Copy/paste the above into a social media post and don’t be afraid to customize it for your audience. Remember; we are selling an experience!

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so gay.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most reasonable post here

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    these movies all look like homosexual zoomerbait with le epic gore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers hate gore, it's millennial nostalgiabait.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good parts of T2 were seeing a scantily clad hot girl kick the clown's ass.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    omfg it's so brutal, i just can't

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will this be playing in my nearest Capital City?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes make sure to wear your dieaper from all the piss and shit!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're rebranding, it's going to be called a Capital Shitty

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG EPIC GORE... BUT AT CHRISTMAS!!!

    How many israelites were involved with this project?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A horror movie at Christmas? Is there nothing that Art won’t go after?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard for Terrifier 4 Art the clown kills people during passover

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oy vey!

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHEEEEEEEESSSSSSH bruh that guy give me the heebie-jeebies og

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he going to kill that little girl in the teaser? I don't think they could get away with a brutal on screen death without SAG filing a complaint.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poor little zoom zooms cant handle a bit of gore
    classic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      heck yeah slasherbro it's gonna be a total gorefest I'm so fricking stoked

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Art is the only horror icon of the zoomer era
    grim

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      JigC would like to have a word with you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        my homie Jig is from the millennial era

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Saw
          >Released October 29th, 2004

          >Generation Z
          >1996-2010

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a zoomer movie because they were toddlers when it came out.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              exactly the oldest zoomer was 8 when Saw was released Saw was consumed by millennials not zoomers.

              moron

              Why does Cinemaphile struggle so much with understanding how generational culture divides work?

              >acts like nobody over the age of 6 never watched a single horror film
              Lol. Lmao even

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We didn't all grow up in government subsidized housing with distracted, drug addled parents anon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            exactly the oldest zoomer was 8 when Saw was released Saw was consumed by millennials not zoomers.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does Cinemaphile struggle so much with understanding how generational culture divides work?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks zoomers were watching saw when they were 5 and 6

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once again, as always, the froggay proves he is moronic, gay and NEVER EVER going to make it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Missing the Mthreegan and the Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        M3gan was actually very good for a recent horror movie. Would've been absolute kino if they had made it a bit gorier.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh it was ok for a horror movie to watch with my parents

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"This Christmas..."
    >*actual footage of a guy spreading his hairy ass cheeks, exposing his butthole*
    >"Art the Clown ..."
    >*a squeaking, labored fart escapes the quivering and contracting butthole, acting as the primer for what comes next*
    >"... is bringing the presents this year."
    >*the butthole unloads watery diarrhea, closer to orange juice in color at first before becoming a much more viscous, dark diarrhea*
    >"There are no 'nice' children on his list"
    >*the diarrhea transitions to sold turds now, each one having a rotoscoped cast member's name on the slowly exiting portions of shit*
    >"Terrified 3: Have a Scary Christmas"
    >*as the last turd becomes stuck, the man begins to force it, causing the entire butthole to prolapse, and the stuck turd falls out. The camera zooms in on it, and "from the twisted mind of Damien Leone" is written on it*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aw shit anon posted a soijak.
      its all over folks he won the argument

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually a crying wojak, not a soijak.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      These posts always make me laugh. It's only the most deranged and stupid shit that saves me from my bored frustration. I appreciate your metaphorical shit, anon.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddifier 3

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit frog
      Pottery

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will be good

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watched terrifier 1 yesterday with gf we both agreed to not watch 2 or 3 because 1 was so fricking bad

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She watched 2 with me today and said your were being a pussy about 1.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        gore oh no im so scared

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >45 years old
    Actual witch

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s 29

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gave me my GILF fetish

      She’s 29

      Fake news

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you moisturize you can look young for a long time

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifier 1
    >Absolutely garbage dime a dozen shit-tier F 'horror' movie that's just 2 hours of disgusting non-stop torture porn
    >Expectedly, it's forgettable unknown trash that's barely able to make back it's small budget

    Terrifier 2
    >Does the exact same thing again as the first film
    >Somehow suddenly makes hundred times it's budget as profit and international recognition and fame from viewers all around the world

    How is this even possible?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were actually able to release the movie in a few capital cities around the world and apparently audiences weren't ready for it and a lot of people started fainting which got people interested

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers saw it on tiktok and obviously never had contact with gore before so they think this movie is the most brutal shit out there

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      first movie went hard, second movie got a bigger release and more publicity

      zoomers saw it on tiktok and obviously never had contact with gore before so they think this movie is the most brutal shit out there

      in terms of actual movies, it IS up there with the most brutal shit out there

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    14 year olds eating good I guess.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do people get out of really gory films?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cautionary tale if anything

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the entire movie is just more garbage interactions with a stock family while Art just brutally rips apart a guy from his joints down

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you thought Terrifier 2 was brutal, this one is going to be even more psychopathic and twisted

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic dotnose situation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much peepee poopoo are we expecting this time?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My capital city already started hiring thousands of janitors for opening night

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          will they work for free?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao I remember when they used to say something similar about Paranormal Activity

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miss those movies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so gory and awful that even the israelites won’t fund it
      It’s gonna be kino

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Terrifier, but your post is fricking gay, dude.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my Fauci is that gore? Well I don’t want Cinemaphile to think I’m a giant pussy so I’ll act like a big ironic clown! Haha
    Every Terrifier thread summed up

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    't 'n 'e 'g

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he actually kill anyone in this one?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and in even more fricked up ways than last time

      If you thought Terrifier 2 was brutal, this one is going to be even more psychopathic and twisted

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joker is for edgy middle schoolers
    Art is for true fricked up psychopaths

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only horror movie I’m actually looking forward to. All the other movies have a mass produced feel to them. The terrifier movies feel grimy and gross which is how a movie about a murderous demons should be. Yeah there’s a lot of gore but that’s just the type of movie it is. Redditors are already offended at this movie because the kid gets killed in it, which I find funny since that already happened in the very first movie with him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redditors don't actually watch movies, they just complain about them.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much did this fricking movie spend on astroturfing, Cinemaphile was literally unbearable at a point, multiple terrifier threADS up at once almost everyday, posting the same approved webms

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell, lads.

    >Expected October 2024.

    The world might (hopefully) have ended by then.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was coming out this year lmao. We have a year of Terrifier posting before it comes out?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 is going to be the biggest release in the series, so afterwards there's going to be a lot more Terrifierposting than there is now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I fricking love Terrifier but a year before the movie comes out...

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these movies actually worth watching?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, especially 2. Solid slashers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it worth watching the first movie or just going right to the second?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could watch 2 by itself and it will explain what happened in the first movie.
          The first one feels rougher and lower budget so that might turn you off if you're not into the series, 2 feels a bit more "polished" and has more of a plot.
          1 isn't too long so if you're interested then start there, if not then you could skip to 2.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I watched all three and I really enjoyed the evolution of the character and the added budget.

          All Hallows Eve is an anthology but Art is the prominent character that appears throughout, it's low budget as frick.

          Terrifier is fricking great, it's still low budget but the character really gets into his groove. Some of the set-pieces are fricking hilarious and incredibly violent, it's basically Art going from scene to scene murdering people with very little story other than him stalking two girls he randomly meets in a diner.

          Terrifier 2 adds a lore aspect to the character and a more fleshed out story and protagonist. The kills are great, but I didn't enjoy it as much as Terrifier because there was a lot more story and dialogue.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >people goto the movies to watch a serial killer realistically destroy people for entertainment

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >realistically
      Don't think you're thinking of the right movie kek

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't think you're thinking of the right movie kek
        ive seen the webms, you cant lie about it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're underage if you think Terrifier 2 is a realistic depiction of violence.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            post the webm of him scalping that woman

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same one where he rips off her arm with his bare hands? So realistic bro, just like real life.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1980
      >people go to the movies to watch a serial killer realistically destroy people for entertainment

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats cartoon violence though, terrifyer is like a snuff film

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're both cartoonish violence, moron. The violence in the second Terrifier is more cartoonish than the neck slices and machete chops of F13 Part 1.
          >like a snuff film
          Kek you haven't watched it. If it was the 80s you would be crying about F13.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are just desensitized you probably watch snuff films on the dark web

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bait

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >comparing slasher movies to snuff films
          Either 80 years old or 8.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A clown silently laughing coyly while sawing a suspended woman in half from her groin to the top of her head is like a snuff film.

          Which snuff movies are you watching?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this real, bros? I can't tell if this is a movie or an actual snuff film.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Which snuff movies are you watching?
            ur moms

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1e2s7oYm9MQm

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh so it's gunna be based AND redpilled this time? Wow, real turn-of-the-page for the series huh? Real fricking departure from the previous installments.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no purpose other than being gory
      What a moron. The purpose is to be fun slashers, the gore just adds to that.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy I can't wait to go see this in my capital city! They still haven't gotten rid of the smells from people shid-barf-pissing-ejackulating all over from the second movie.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never played Dead by Daylight or even have any interest in it but I’ve always wanted them to add Art the Clown for some reason. Would feel like he really made it if that happened.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They finally added Chucky recently. Art would be cool.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah I saw that. They still need to add Jason if I’m ever gonna bite the bullet and join. I heard the court stuff was over so where the hell is he

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why she no turn round

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