Gunn confirmed Krypto will be in it because of course he will. This movie is going to be awful

Gunn confirmed Krypto will be in it because of course he will. This movie is going to be awful

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, martian manhunter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right. We’ll get 50 failed Superman reboots before we ever get a MM movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn is totally the type of guy to do Krypto over MM
      Also MM in Superman's debut movie would make Superman a lot less special

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd rather have Cyborg instead of MM? I FRICKING HATE YOU ZOOMERS

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right! I couldn’t believe had stupid Cyborg and no MM for JLA movie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did I say anything about fricking Cyborg? I'm just saying that having TWO last survivors of their race in the same movie is a little much if it's the first movie

            Calm down, both of you. All I'm saying is that if you need a token black guy, use MM. Not Cyborg.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              MM is white tho

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's a green ass nibba and you're both wrong

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hes a shapeshifter. Like an ultra troony. He could probably have a penis AND boobs at the same time!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He can shapeshift but can't change his gender in a meaningful way.
                Sauce: he had a wife and kid who was kill

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't change his gender in a meaningful way
                What constitutes changing your gender "meaningfully"? I'm not saying he can be with child but some breasts and a plump butt isnt out of the question.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have a functional womb and truly become a woman, i.e. the reason we have sex organs to begin with.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the real gender fluid

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did that once. It was played for laughs because it was the 90s and mocking trannies was trendy thanks to Ace Ventura and Naked Gun.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where did I say anything about fricking Cyborg? I'm just saying that having TWO last survivors of their race in the same movie is a little much if it's the first movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and by the way, they call me All Whites Must Fricking Hang, don't be a stranger!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And they're gay

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunn is the Feige of DC.
    The current M-She-U not the early successful Ironman Feige.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy looks like he'd knock on your door at 730pm to sell you decorative plates with pictures of farm animals painted on them by a 10 year old. Who even pays for this astroturfing? What's the point? It's going to suck no matter what they do. Look at this dude.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This guy looks like he'd knock on your door at 730pm to sell you decorative plates with pictures of farm animals painted on them by a 10 year old.
      Yeah a 10 year old who he molested

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman about to fly for the first time
    >Van Halen starts playing
    >Superman looks over to see Krypto pissing on the fitting Fortress of Solitude
    >record scratch
    >"KRYPTO!!"
    >Krypto (voiced by Sean Gunn) says "when you gotta go you gotta go"
    >Superman rolls his eyes and gets back into position, Van Halen starts up again
    >Superman jumps into the air
    >GO AHEAD AND JUMP
    >Superman flies around and says
    >"WOOAH THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME HAHA!"
    >MIGHT AS WELL JUMP
    >Superman, unable to control his powers starts falling
    >"AHHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS STUPID THING!!!"
    >Superman falls through the roof of a man's (Pete Davidson cameo) house directly into the bathroom to see him showering
    >Both scream before Superman puts his hands over his eyes and runs out the door

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someday they should put AI through tests to see if people can tell the difference between what the AI spits out and Cinemaphile shitposting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will see some variation of this and both critics and reddit will love it

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunn is a hack who can only do ensembles

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krypto was already in TITANS and he was awesome. They wasted the seasons entire budget on Krypto taking out armed assassins on the Kent farm.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said it before but y’all didn’t listen. Gunn can only make one type of superhero movie. A ragtag team surrounding a guy with daddy issues that also features an animal. Gotg, Suicide squad, peacemaker, and now legacy. He is incapable of making a sincere film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who was the animal in SS? Will Smith?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the weasel

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was a weasel? Is this a Mandela thing?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the suicide squad, not suicide squad
            also had cute rats

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was in like the first five minutes and got shot all to shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the weasel

        There was a weasel? Is this a Mandela thing?

        >Weasel
        Creature Commandos is a confirmed vehicle for that character. Waller, I assume, will be a vehicle for his wife's character. And there's one more new project that's a Suicide Squad spinoff that I'm forgetting, but I forget what (not Peacemaker).

        Altogether, the DC Gunnverse should more aptly be called:
        >Suicide Squad Verse

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cry more homosexual

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard his objectively bad takes on burton and nolan's batmans and I'm starting to think he's gonna frick this up.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunn hates leotards so this universe isn't for me, money saved

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gunn hates leotards

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Gunn's Superman Rumours' are all fricking dull as shit. And I'm a comics reader.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen this post before. And I replied:
      >"No Metamorpho?"
      And you replied:
      >"He sucks in the comics."
      To wit I replied:
      >"Booster Gold will be a Black person"
      And I never heard back. Glad you didn't kys.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is the villain? Brainiac?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you just make a good movie. idc about the bs. I'm not going to watch it anyway

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am looking forward to Clark rolling his eyes at nathan fillion. that is all, thank you

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krypto was really well cast in Titans

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >James Gunn

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pajeets hate dogs too?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi, I'm James Gunn
    >I color my hair this way because well, I color it this way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is very little in the entertainment industry that is more valuable than a distinctive look.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make yourself look like a turbo douche
        >HOW DISTINCTIVE

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bloat your movie with side characters.
    Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Gunn confirmed my dick in his ass, I don't give a frick about the Superman movie until the trailer comes out

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