Where did I say anything about fricking Cyborg? I'm just saying that having TWO last survivors of their race in the same movie is a little much if it's the first movie
Calm down, both of you. All I'm saying is that if you need a token black guy, use MM. Not Cyborg.
Hes a shapeshifter. Like an ultra troony. He could probably have a penis AND boobs at the same time!
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He can shapeshift but can't change his gender in a meaningful way.
Sauce: he had a wife and kid who was kill
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>can't change his gender in a meaningful way
What constitutes changing your gender "meaningfully"? I'm not saying he can be with child but some breasts and a plump butt isnt out of the question.
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Have a functional womb and truly become a woman, i.e. the reason we have sex organs to begin with.
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the real gender fluid
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He did that once. It was played for laughs because it was the 90s and mocking trannies was trendy thanks to Ace Ventura and Naked Gun.
Where did I say anything about fricking Cyborg? I'm just saying that having TWO last survivors of their race in the same movie is a little much if it's the first movie
This guy looks like he'd knock on your door at 730pm to sell you decorative plates with pictures of farm animals painted on them by a 10 year old. Who even pays for this astroturfing? What's the point? It's going to suck no matter what they do. Look at this dude.
>This guy looks like he'd knock on your door at 730pm to sell you decorative plates with pictures of farm animals painted on them by a 10 year old.
Yeah a 10 year old who he molested
>Superman about to fly for the first time >Van Halen starts playing >Superman looks over to see Krypto pissing on the fitting Fortress of Solitude >record scratch >"KRYPTO!!" >Krypto (voiced by Sean Gunn) says "when you gotta go you gotta go" >Superman rolls his eyes and gets back into position, Van Halen starts up again >Superman jumps into the air >GO AHEAD AND JUMP >Superman flies around and says >"WOOAH THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME HAHA!" >MIGHT AS WELL JUMP >Superman, unable to control his powers starts falling >"AHHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS STUPID THING!!!" >Superman falls through the roof of a man's (Pete Davidson cameo) house directly into the bathroom to see him showering >Both scream before Superman puts his hands over his eyes and runs out the door
I said it before but y’all didn’t listen. Gunn can only make one type of superhero movie. A ragtag team surrounding a guy with daddy issues that also features an animal. Gotg, Suicide squad, peacemaker, and now legacy. He is incapable of making a sincere film.
>Weasel
Creature Commandos is a confirmed vehicle for that character. Waller, I assume, will be a vehicle for his wife's character. And there's one more new project that's a Suicide Squad spinoff that I'm forgetting, but I forget what (not Peacemaker).
Altogether, the DC Gunnverse should more aptly be called: >Suicide Squad Verse
I've seen this post before. And I replied: >"No Metamorpho?"
And you replied: >"He sucks in the comics."
To wit I replied: >"Booster Gold will be a Black person"
And I never heard back. Glad you didn't kys.
Nope, martian manhunter
Right. We’ll get 50 failed Superman reboots before we ever get a MM movie.
Gunn is totally the type of guy to do Krypto over MM
Also MM in Superman's debut movie would make Superman a lot less special
You'd rather have Cyborg instead of MM? I FRICKING HATE YOU ZOOMERS
Right! I couldn’t believe had stupid Cyborg and no MM for JLA movie
Calm down, both of you. All I'm saying is that if you need a token black guy, use MM. Not Cyborg.
MM is white tho
he's a green ass nibba and you're both wrong
Hes a shapeshifter. Like an ultra troony. He could probably have a penis AND boobs at the same time!
He can shapeshift but can't change his gender in a meaningful way.
Sauce: he had a wife and kid who was kill
>can't change his gender in a meaningful way
What constitutes changing your gender "meaningfully"? I'm not saying he can be with child but some breasts and a plump butt isnt out of the question.
Have a functional womb and truly become a woman, i.e. the reason we have sex organs to begin with.
the real gender fluid
He did that once. It was played for laughs because it was the 90s and mocking trannies was trendy thanks to Ace Ventura and Naked Gun.
Where did I say anything about fricking Cyborg? I'm just saying that having TWO last survivors of their race in the same movie is a little much if it's the first movie
>and by the way, they call me All Whites Must Fricking Hang, don't be a stranger!
And they're gay
Gunn is the Feige of DC.
The current M-She-U not the early successful Ironman Feige.
This guy looks like he'd knock on your door at 730pm to sell you decorative plates with pictures of farm animals painted on them by a 10 year old. Who even pays for this astroturfing? What's the point? It's going to suck no matter what they do. Look at this dude.
>This guy looks like he'd knock on your door at 730pm to sell you decorative plates with pictures of farm animals painted on them by a 10 year old.
Yeah a 10 year old who he molested
>Superman about to fly for the first time
>Van Halen starts playing
>Superman looks over to see Krypto pissing on the fitting Fortress of Solitude
>record scratch
>"KRYPTO!!"
>Krypto (voiced by Sean Gunn) says "when you gotta go you gotta go"
>Superman rolls his eyes and gets back into position, Van Halen starts up again
>Superman jumps into the air
>GO AHEAD AND JUMP
>Superman flies around and says
>"WOOAH THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME HAHA!"
>MIGHT AS WELL JUMP
>Superman, unable to control his powers starts falling
>"AHHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS STUPID THING!!!"
>Superman falls through the roof of a man's (Pete Davidson cameo) house directly into the bathroom to see him showering
>Both scream before Superman puts his hands over his eyes and runs out the door
Someday they should put AI through tests to see if people can tell the difference between what the AI spits out and Cinemaphile shitposting
You will see some variation of this and both critics and reddit will love it
Gunn is a hack who can only do ensembles
Krypto was already in TITANS and he was awesome. They wasted the seasons entire budget on Krypto taking out armed assassins on the Kent farm.
I said it before but y’all didn’t listen. Gunn can only make one type of superhero movie. A ragtag team surrounding a guy with daddy issues that also features an animal. Gotg, Suicide squad, peacemaker, and now legacy. He is incapable of making a sincere film.
Who was the animal in SS? Will Smith?
the weasel
There was a weasel? Is this a Mandela thing?
the suicide squad, not suicide squad
also had cute rats
He was in like the first five minutes and got shot all to shit
The rat
>Weasel
Creature Commandos is a confirmed vehicle for that character. Waller, I assume, will be a vehicle for his wife's character. And there's one more new project that's a Suicide Squad spinoff that I'm forgetting, but I forget what (not Peacemaker).
Altogether, the DC Gunnverse should more aptly be called:
>Suicide Squad Verse
cry more homosexual
I heard his objectively bad takes on burton and nolan's batmans and I'm starting to think he's gonna frick this up.
Gunn hates leotards so this universe isn't for me, money saved
>Gunn hates leotards
"Gunn's Superman Rumours' are all fricking dull as shit. And I'm a comics reader.
I've seen this post before. And I replied:
>"No Metamorpho?"
And you replied:
>"He sucks in the comics."
To wit I replied:
>"Booster Gold will be a Black person"
And I never heard back. Glad you didn't kys.
who is the villain? Brainiac?
can you just make a good movie. idc about the bs. I'm not going to watch it anyway
I am looking forward to Clark rolling his eyes at nathan fillion. that is all, thank you
Krypto was really well cast in Titans
>James Gunn
pajeets hate dogs too?
>Hi, I'm James Gunn
>I color my hair this way because well, I color it this way.
There is very little in the entertainment industry that is more valuable than a distinctive look.
>make yourself look like a turbo douche
>HOW DISTINCTIVE
>Bloat your movie with side characters.
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
James Gunn confirmed my dick in his ass, I don't give a frick about the Superman movie until the trailer comes out