Gunnerkrigg Court

Chapter 90: Page 4

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, getting the love prediction wrong I can understand, but why would Coyote think Annie would still stab him?
    What's going on?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was supposed to be the reveal that he is Loup and annie would have gone into a tard rage.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm...
        I guess?
        Still doesn't make much sense to me, but I guess if you eliminate the existence of the robots entirely from Coyote's perception, I guess what would Loup have done to make things right?
        On the other hand, though...
        What would he have done wrong?
        If Annie had fallen in love with Loup in disguise as predicted, he wouldn't have been so envious of Rey that he'd destroy his body and destroying the robots is the only other bad thing he did, besides destroying a couple of buildings, but those don't matter. If the robots didn't matter either, Annie really wouldn't have a reason to kill him at all. You don't kill someone for disguising themselves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a prerecorded Coyote because Coyote is dead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. It looks like Lana threw a spanner in Coyote's plan by confessing to Loup, so he stopped pursuing Annie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lana better be Boxbot, because that would mean Boxbot defeated Coyote.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Do not coward the frick out again, Tom.

            Good! Now, give Annie a mother so she can grow up right and everyone gets their happy ending. Maybe have her marry Rey. Oh, and make Kat a proper god already!

            REALLY, Brinnie? Fricking still? Girl, come on. You're better than that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's looking far too curvy to be a box

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She hated being a box, so she decided she decided to be a pear instead.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lana really is the greatest thing ever. So cute, so sexy, not even a god could predict her.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She knows what boys like

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zamn! Boxbot looks like tha-Okay seriously though, WHY IS BOXBOT HOT? Like, can we all take a minute to take stock of the fact we're all hoping that we're simping for Boxbot? That shitty joke character who's entire deal is that everyone hates them for no real reason and inexplicably hasn't appeared in years? Goddammit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sexbox

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it works on many levels. Boxbot knows what it is like to be hated, so understood that pain very well. She took all the disparaging remarks and used them to learn about aesthetics and how to look beautiful and when the chance arrived to be reborn she put it all to use to make an absolute sexbomb body that everyone would love.

                If tom can't see these thematic elements in hismosn story then what is he smoking?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the worst part, that it makes perfect sense. It's right there!

                >If tom can't see these thematic elements in hismosn story then what is he smoking?
                Probably the same stuff that convinced him to get rid of the two Annies. Still mad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, how can you not simp for that, even if it used to be terribleness incarnate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                booba

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone has any blackmail material on Tom, so we can make this happen?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                take your cringe boxbot theory back to the forums

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is actually not cringe at all and very based!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's interesting but sadly we've known for a long time that Lana was the librarian bot, which boxbot was not.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So.... Coyote predicted what would happen IF Kat was not a burgeoning goddess who just brought a new people into existence... But instead that one variable messed up his prediction completely

          Interesting

          What I'm thinking is lana plays a major role in conjunction with the omega device. Designed or manipulated by it somehow.
          She is the result of the conscious effort of the court to disrupt coyote's powers. An element of unpredictability that would throw off even his omniscience.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I VERY MUCH doubt that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coyote said he doesn't actually exist, so how can he be 'dead'?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's only exists because people think he exist. So to kill him (or erase his existence) everyone needs to forget about him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Such is the power of Coyote's disguise. Even the universe is fooled.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          By pretending real, real hard.

          Or through Ether shenanigans. Which considering what the Ether is may actually be the same thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But prerecorded Coyote is still Coyote and can just choose to be alive again as he has any power he wills to have which would include resurrection

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Embarrassing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he'll be delighted once he realizes something unexpected happened.
      After all he's bored as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe but he’s also going to be very embarrassed and will need to try and cover it up.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your ship that you were 100% sure would be canon and you were emotionally invested in for years loses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So like the "hall of anal devastation" for narusaku shippers when naruhina won.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God that was amazing. I haven't thought about that in ages. Truly a once in a generation event, we may never witness butthurt on such a scale again in our lifetimes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros... I think Coyote might not have known this would happen.

      Watching Coyote fumble the ball so hard like this is hilarious.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I think Coyote might not have known this would happen.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't this trigger the moment he talked to Annie? Why did it trigger much later after he already confessed?
    The moment he started having convos with Annie when Annie showed some interest is when the message should've played

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It happened the moment he said he was in love in front of annie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he said he was in love then panel of Lana. Coyote member clearly triggered when he said "in love" but Coyote didn't wait til he said Annie when it wouldn't have been her

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am saying coyote memory activated when loup said "in love" while within 5 feet of annie.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coyote’s plan is probably independent of Loup and Annie falling in love. It would be too easy if it was just over because of this. The only thing that failed is Coyote’s extra sadism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but why WOULD Annie stab him?
      I know she almost still did, but that's just because she's moronic. Coyote's plan can't possibly hinge on Annie's moronation, can it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Coyote's plan can't possibly hinge on Annie's moronation, can it?
        It's a pretty safe bet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends why he thinks annie would want to stab loup. Maybe in his prediction loup went on a murder rampage and killed thousands.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coyote right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very good meme!

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLH threads can only exist in Cinemaphile as long a new episode aired.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good! Now, give Annie a mother so she can grow up right and everyone gets their happy ending. Maybe have her marry Rey. Oh, and make Kat a proper god already!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tony was just the dense anime protag all along
      jesus fricking christ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is this from? The URL at the bottom suggest that it's official, but I don't recognize it and doesn't look like it's from the Tom unless it's a spinoff or something

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's from his twitter.
        Don't know if it's canon.
        I think it is.
        I hope it is.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that detail wasn't critical to Coyote's plan, because whoops.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The evolution from dog into school girl.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, you tagged the wrong ginger on this one, Coyote.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So.... Coyote predicted what would happen IF Kat was not a burgeoning goddess who just brought a new people into existence... But instead that one variable messed up his prediction completely

    Interesting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comic repeatedly made a point out of him never having met Kat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Although this is the chapter where he finally fricking might, because she's standing right there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, she conveniently left right before.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also, that was a red herring back then. The light wasn't from Kat but the star ocean.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he's not actually there but a fragment of him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comic repeatedly made a point out of him never having met Kat.

      This was telegraphed a while ago, actually. Apparently it's not Kat, but Annie who's throwing probability out of whack.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's Kat.
        Annie messes with probability because she's supposed to be dead. And she lives, because Kat send the birds back in time to save her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I think we came to the conclusion last thread that these are ordinary predictions. Coyote isn't actually tapping into his universal knowledge.
        But I also have my own theory regarding this. Annie can't be special. It has never been foreshadowed or in any way hinted at that she is. Kat however definitely is special. At the very least, she is the first new creator god in like 2000 years, but there's also reason to assume that Kat caused the timeloop that the universe is stuck in. For all we know she created the norns or whatever, too.
        My theory is that she started all of that timey wimey nonsense BECAUSE of Annie and that that's why causality kinda goes weird around her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Annie wouldn't exist in this timeline if not for Kat so she's the reason everything is off by x°

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coyote we all just knew about this, she's white after all.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Zimmy is fricking DEAD

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was all about the age-gap knotting and cucking the lesbian best friend the whole time
    huh, shitposts into miracles?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chapter is called Coyote Knew This Would Happen
    >Coyote didn't know this would happen
    homosexual here keep whining about the comic becoming more and more predictable, but then Tom pulls these masterful twists.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 coyote
    >still only one Annie
    what a shit god, who worship this dumb mutt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one. Even the Indians don't care about Coyote anymore. He should be dead.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coyote so great he's 97% accurate

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coyote's mistake is to believe a lust has anything to do with romantic love.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh, sorry Coyote. your plan didn't quite work out.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    called it

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude I'm so clever I predicted Antimony Carver was a bawd and that water is wet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And that Antimony Carver is wet
      >Like constantly
      >Still a virgin though LOL

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 Annies
    >Idra
    >Muscle Parley
    >Lana

    You can only pick one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 Annies, easy. Both for myself and each other. Imagine the weird kinky threesomes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cookie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>2 Annies
      >You can only pick one
      That's just cruel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parley in a heartbeat. Are you kidding?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only contest here for me is between the 2 Annies and Lana. 2 Annies is IMAGINE-tier but Lana is an absolute sex bomb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lana has had a grip on my heart since her introduction. If the 2 annies were still a thing they'd have my wiener tho.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I'm not answering with an immediate and resounding "LANA" is because we have yet to learn whether Kat has given her a functional womb. Next would be Idra depending on age and genetic compatibility. Last would be impregnating one of the Annies and raising the child with the other Annie while the one that gave birth slowly dies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible, but also not.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REDHEAD PUSSY
    >Ok but what about OTHER redhead pussy
    >FRICK MY PLAN IS RUINED

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Annie swooning out of affection is cute as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annie is pretty cute. Too bad she will never have reason to swoon like this in her life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She would if I was there. She'd be all like "Oh anon, you're so big and strong and handsome" and I'd be like "Check this out babe" and do a sick 360 noscope kickflip off of the table. And then she'd all like "Oh anon~" and make out with me right there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at this loser wanting to make out with Carver! Hahaha what a freak!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're just jealous because in my deluded state I'm making out with Annie all the time and you're probably making out with pre-Lana boxbot or something.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in love with you
    Not even Coyote could predict the power of robot pussy.
    Lmfao.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely wonderful

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's stopping me from making shitty webcomics with stable diffusion for the art and chapgpt for the plot?

    Can I make enough money to buy tendies? It literally won't cost anything, lol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's stopping me
      The end product, probably. AI art is decent for one image, but it doesn't know how to be consistent, so your characters would change design in every panel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can mpdify the models tocreate consistent character. Check st threads in Cinemaphileays.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Coyote dumb?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure, but he certainly looks the part right now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's dead, you can't get much dumber than dead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fact check: True!

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So based on the current and previous page, Coyote still views Loup and Ysengrim as the same exact person

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Streaming some uncouth gunnerkrigg art over at
    https://pomf.tv/stream/imaajfpstnfo
    (nsfw)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny, this thread normally seems to care about that stuff almost exclusively.

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