Because your mom was used by Tom as a sounding board for the comic, so she knows all the secret lore.
1 month ago
Anonymous
For real?! Well damn, I guess I could ask her about Annie's secret crush...
1 month ago
Anonymous
Tell us what she said.
1 month ago
Anonymous
She said... B1?
What's B1 mean?!
1 month ago
Anonymous
It means Tom played us like damned Battleships.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It means Tom played us like damned Battleships.
Hey! You are not me.
Anyway, she said to me that Annie's secret crush is on fact Kat, but that Tom is going to wait and not reveal that until the very last page of the comic, and it's planned to be the only real satisfying payoff for the endgame. Tom will also throw in a red herring for good measure.
>tfw your boyfriend is being that guy
Shadow is not having this shit. Then again, he ought to have learned by now that all robots are dramatic b***hes. It's simply the nature of artificial intelligence.
This whole diversion with robot seems emblematic of how out of place and antithetical any emotional drama is in the current gunnerkrigg court. They come across robot being a drama queen and just tilt their heads in confusion at what all the fuss is about
Grrr!
*pounces on you*
OwO
could Shadow defeat Goku?
Shadow wouldn't even be able to defeat my dick.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Ask your mom for evidence.
Why would my mom have Shadow -related evidence?!
Because your mom was used by Tom as a sounding board for the comic, so she knows all the secret lore.
For real?! Well damn, I guess I could ask her about Annie's secret crush...
Tell us what she said.
She said... B1?
What's B1 mean?!
It means Tom played us like damned Battleships.
Hey! You are not me.
Anyway, she said to me that Annie's secret crush is on fact Kat, but that Tom is going to wait and not reveal that until the very last page of the comic, and it's planned to be the only real satisfying payoff for the endgame. Tom will also throw in a red herring for good measure.
Bruh, Shadow would DEVASTATE my dick!
No homo.
>tfw your boyfriend is being that guy
Shadow is not having this shit. Then again, he ought to have learned by now that all robots are dramatic b***hes. It's simply the nature of artificial intelligence.
Glad to see Shadow actually doing something for a change.
Robot is being a little b***h. Shadow can do so much better.
shadow should get with a real man, like me
I would treat Shadow like a princess! No homo.
This whole diversion with robot seems emblematic of how out of place and antithetical any emotional drama is in the current gunnerkrigg court. They come across robot being a drama queen and just tilt their heads in confusion at what all the fuss is about
Robot is such a homosexual.
no shit he's a roman catholic, he hates himself, wants to die, and is dating a black guy but calls it "hanging with da fellas".
I am going to be so fricking pissed when robot gets a human body and decides to be a girl so she can get with Kat discarding Shadow as "just a friend"
truly Robot is trash and the worst bot
Oi! Robot! Quit bein' a c**t!
>Grrrr
That is one angry barnacle.
Be careful, Shadow!
Finally something is happening.
Yeah! How weird is that?
Don't worry, it won't last long
What do you mean?
Things will stop happening
No one would last long with Shadow!
Shadow's butt!
W-what is Shadow going to do with those biblically accurate barnacles??!!
Shadow's dick!
Shadow's lips!
Does he even have lips?
Well, whatever the edges of his mouth are called, I bet they are soft!
Probably. Perfect for non-consensual barnacle-throat action!
Annie's feelings!
Don't matter!
Annie's worth as a person!
okay but what was the answer to the riddle
We'll never know.
Tom likely doesn't have an answer.