Gunnerkrigg Court

Chapter 94: Page 9

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she is really happy about not knowing about all the people fricking. or having fricked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, she has to knowliterally every detail, canonically.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        especially bitter if she herself doesn't get any

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And you sir, you did your wife in the doggystyle position last night for the first time in 3 months
          >And you ma'am, you... made sure to give your husband a proper blowjob like you've learned how to give over the last 15 years
          >And... you sir... you've been going to the prostitutehouse every Friday...
          >And... you ma'am... you made sure to (sigh) wrap your legs around your husband and... let him ejaculate inside of you... like you have every night since your marriage... ugh...

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I asked ai for a gunnerkrigg song, so it went and stole a bunch of stuff from actual artists and gave me this really cool opening to a gunnerkrigg animated series:

    ?si=unbXgfwSLN8EvQC-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I asked ai
      For fricks sake refer to models by their names.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shmorgy Blorgy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im gonna call this ai "anon is having a piddly widdly meltie weltie"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's nice aboit it is that the ai seems to have pretty thorough knowledge og gunnerkrigg court. I provided close to 0 prompts. It knew not only about a lot of secondary characters, like robot, shadow and rey without my prompt, but also had a very good understanding of the story thematically.
      You can make your own ai gunnerkrigg abominations. It's called 'udio'.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is no one as excited as I am about this awesome song?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AI schwarbage. And Gunnerkrigg schwarbage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because there is no possibility for AIslop to generate excitement unless you have the mind of a small child.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I actually liked that AI Annie that one anon was posting, the one he trained to make bigger images.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like music

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its basically just singing an synopsis that rhymes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because there is no possibility for AIslop to generate excitement unless you have the mind of a small child.

        AI schwarbage. And Gunnerkrigg schwarbage.

        You guys must be fun at parties!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          total slopper death

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Zeta so much worse than Omega?
    Not just in terms of how well she's handling her debilitation, but also as a person?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zimmy probably only gets info about people pooping. Exclusively. And her own death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a weird place for your mind to go instantly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lives in Birmingham
      >Possibly a polack
      >Lesbian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my guess would be imperfect copy of the original.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's probablty the best theory currently, yeah...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that's the case then Gamma would have been possibly created as a control for Zimmy, or an aid to make her work better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Much like how the bed or whatever that guy adjusts works for Omega

          in the larger cosmology, Omega is a terminal for GK's version of the akashic records. Coyote is either a terminal as well that can simply "lie" or otherwise is an emanation of what humans consider unknown or outside the akashic record. I think the latter is most likely since it seems Coyote treats Omega as an existential threat. I'm still not sure how Ysengrin and Reynardine exist in relation to Coyote, whether they are aspects of Coyote or are existences unrelated ot Coyote outside their interactions.

          as an aside I think Wandering Eye should also play into the Omega arc since she bears witness to history through her own lens but has no access to the akashic records so she just acts as an input to them. Maybe the psychopomps also work the same way Wandering Eye does but I'm not sure but unlike Wandering Eye they are known to be mortal and die themselves.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna marry Omega

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're into DIY and can piece her back together

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which organ? dibs on the eyeballs jar.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god why won't this depression nap of a comic END

    what should I read instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this chapter is kind of nice actually
      it will go back to being crap as soon as this flashback ends though

      Please Forgive Me!! is running again (in black and white)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know I'm just angry and impatient

        PFM didn't really click with me like It Hurts did, but I might as well give it another shot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it took a while to get up to speed, it finally hooked me again with the Blackout chapter and all the fallout from that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gone with the Blastwave, then you can suffer with the rest of us with its strictly "whenever he feels like it" update schedule. As slow as Gunnerkrigg is, at least it updates.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How could I forget about Ally, she is so cute and perfect

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed the last thread, sooo did that lady jerk off with the cigar, orr...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're going to frick so hard

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the way she looks at him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's very cute in the last panel, yes.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >creating a tear through the laws of reality and logic themselves to make an earth 2 with no ether just so his qt3.14 girlfriend can have a nap
    greatest love story ever told

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So was this intentional misdirection? Or is slavsquat Omega like, an incomplete terminal? Why does she act so newbmode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zimmyworld is not part of her headcanon. Also look at that thing!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are being very rude to slav-omega.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zimmy is hooked up to the ether, Omega is not. Ether is the chaotic version of the akashic records that Omega is hooked up to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way Omega works is that she looks at the starting point of the universe and extrapolates everything based on that. Generally her accuracy is 100%, except Annie was supposed to die when she fell off the bridge so Omega's predictions aren't accurate when it comes to anything Annie's interacted with. She literally has no idea what's going on in the distortion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Annie was supposed to die when she fell off the bridge so Omega's predictions aren't accurate when it comes to anything Annie's interacted with
        That's still a really poor theory that contradicts a lot of the comic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a theory, its been spelled out by the comic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it hasn't.
            All that has been spelled out is that neither Court nor Forest Annie were supposed to be in the reality this comic takes place in.
            This was said by the interpreter of the Arbiter, someone who's been shown to be unreliable in the past and who has stated that the issue in question does not relate to his department.

            The Norns told Kat to do the exact thing that supposedly wasn't meant to happen. If you are saying that this is the only time in the entire history of the earth that gods acted against what would happen in a naturalistic reality, let me refer you to literally the entirety of Gunnerkrigg Court. If the norns rewriting reality screwed up Omega's ability, why didn't literally every other time that a god or even just a minor mythological being affected reality in a way that would samely screw with Omega? How would Omega, for instance, conclude that Jones should exist somewhere in the crust of the earth when it was formed? Did she physically arrive there or did she materialize acausally?

            The theory that Omega isn't able to understand or predict anything around Annie because she was 'supposed to' die but didn't is quite frankly silly. Almost everything in the comic contradicts it. In fact, I'm not so certain that Omega's ability works so much as a calculator that works out a perfect simulation of events as it does as any other divination, just better than any other known ones. The fact that it's been explained (rather, hinted at) by some characters in the comic that Omega's power works like a perfect simulation is not necessarily a red herring, but rather an incomplete description. Similarly to how some creationists might tell you that evolution is real, but god created the first seed of life, it's possible that Omega's simulation is real, but based on some kind of seed derived through more traditional divination. My theory in this case would be that there is some sort of occlusion about Annie preventing Omaga from divining this seed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Similarly to how some creationists might tell you that evolution is real, but god created the first seed of life
              Evolution does not concern itself with the origins of life. Different departments.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that is exactly what my point was, thank you for repeating it, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you got your point exactly wrong, and it undermined your entire fanboy spergout.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ???
                In what way?
                Maybe explain yourself?
                Also how was I sperging out?

                I dunno, the Norns seem like a bigger deal than the average god, and letting Kat very directly change the past is different from the ether making something retroactively true. Its stressed that the Norns don't do this often, if ever, and Annie is in a position to make some very noticeable changes to the Court and its inhabitants compared to some random viking hundreds of years ago.

                Even if you're saying that normal etheric manifestation and Norn time travel work fundamentally in a different way, the point is that Omega's proposed simulation theory is at best incomplete.
                Omega's model would necessarily contain a perfect simulation of the ether, but the court is of the staunch opinion that the ether can not be understood scientifically. That's a pretty clear contradiction.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Idk what this page is doing if not spelling out that Annie's survival has fricked up Omega's predictions, unless you assume Aata is lying.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am not contending with the facts of the comic, I'm trying to explain why the facts might be the way they are.
                I am unsatisfied with the theory that Annie is the only thing in the court that breaks Omega's predictions, simply because gods changed the past. This is not an uncommon event in this setting in the slightest, so it doesn't explain why Annie's case is special.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, the Norns seem like a bigger deal than the average god, and letting Kat very directly change the past is different from the ether making something retroactively true. Its stressed that the Norns don't do this often, if ever, and Annie is in a position to make some very noticeable changes to the Court and its inhabitants compared to some random viking hundreds of years ago.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I am unsatisfied with the theory that Annie is the only thing in the court that breaks Omega's predictions, simply because gods changed the past. This is not an uncommon event in this setting in the slightest, so it doesn't explain why Annie's case is special.

                The key is that it wasn't Annie who broke Omega's predictions, it was *Kat*. She's the important one. Kat and Omega are due for some sort of interaction that will be Bad or more likely, anticlimactic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So technically on this page, Annie knew this was coyote the whole time right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *loup

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Loup, if anything. And yes, maybe. It's a pretty terrible possibility.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waiiitt, is she called like Omega Johnson or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      logically she would have picked the name because that is what she'd be called. no choice in the matter. Had she called herself "Melinda" or "Gretchen" then the mystery about "Omega" would have been less of a mystery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mrs. Omega Carver ;u)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ohhhh Long Johnson!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Omega her name or surname?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes rereading old chapters is a royal pain but sometimes I get the pleasant surprise of being reminded of hot fertile Eglamore cum dripping unrestrained down toned green gobbo thighs while two Annies watch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you have the cum edits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lemme look, should be easy to find with how regular the schedule is

        goddamn the >she gave us an ocean shit was 2020... 4 years ago

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    found this one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood why annie was pissed off here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elfhag thinks she has a crush on Eglamore. alternate theories: she thinks he's "cheating" on Jones, she just thinks sex is icky, she thinks Eglamore shacking up with a random elf refugee is unprofessional, or she thinks its weird that he sleeps around while being hung up on Surna.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or a very complicated mixture of all of those, but predominantly 'sex is icky'

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or a very complicated mixture of all of those, but predominantly 'sex is icky'

          >Annie thinking sex is icky
          Yeah no, given her reaction to Kamlen and images of Jones being naked in her mind I really doubt that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's jealousy. She thinks sex is icky cuz she's not getting any.

            It's pretty clear.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Sex is gross
              >Unless it's with me, then getting railed is fricking hot
              Yup, that sounds like Annie alright

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having a crush and imagining your other crush chastely naked in the deepest recesses of your mind that have to be forcefully plumbed by a reality warper is pretty different from walking in on your gym teacher and his girl right after they finished fricking. Like, right after, so that they're not even fully dressed and the apartment still stinks of middle-aged sex.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok sure but that doesn't mean she thinks sex is icky, that's just a really fricking awkward thing to walk in on unless you have no sense of social awareness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because pretty much everyone in the world agrees that sex is icky. It's something private and not allowed to be performed in public. Yet, obviously, that doesn't mean they are actually averse to sex. It's icky when it involves you unconsensually.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sex is this icky thing that everyone wants and feels amazing but you have to act disgusted by if it's not you but if it is you you want it done to you all the time
                Man, humanity was a mistake. If the Prime Command didn't have express orders to keep this as a study planet we would have glassed you monkeys centuries ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's mostly embarrassment and the no shame that the elf has at being promiscuous. Then Eglamore was the kicker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't understand how you don't understand that, unless you're completely out of touch with reality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is his beard brown if he's got black hair though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        many such cases

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beard color sometimes differs from head hair color, I personally knew a guy who had brown hair but his beard was a mix of red and blond.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Little boy eglamore had brown hair I think, his beard probably kept it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idra is a nasty little bawd. I can't stop thinking about her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You will never have wild sweaty nasty sex with an elf wench
        Bros...

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We posting old edits?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, you guys think that Omega is recovered enough to bathe herlself, or is the gentleman still helping her wash herlself?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Anthony should frick Idra next

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tony cucking Eglamore with Idra is honestly absolute S tier.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Anthony should frick Omega right now.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hungarians made a pretty neat movie about Coyote.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Hungarians make so much cool animation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      according to the director:
      >Coyote is a controversial figure in all fairy tales - a bit like the fox in European fairy tales, only he speaks. In my eyes, it embodies our subconscious desires: everything we try to hide.
      >It is no coincidence that he always appears in a dream and pisses in everything. He's selfish, greedy, and in most Native American tales he's always horny.

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