>be little kid aka average wrestling fan >see adult on TV act childish >Oh shit that's not... >omg it is! He's going to drink a beer! That's for adults only! >HARDCORE!!!
it's a normalgay thing. they have this inexplicable joie de vivre that they need to get out of their systems, which is why they love to dance and party
>shows up >people go fricking insane >flexes >people go fricking insane >punches someone >people go fricking insane >gets punched by someone >people go fricking insane
TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE, LIKE BLOOD BROTHERS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SOLD ME OUT FOR NOTHING. YOU SOLD ME OUT OVER JEALOUSLY. BUT WHEN I LOOK AROUND, I SEE A FEW CONFUSED PEOPLE, SOME OF YOUR PEOPLE, MAN. THE ONES WHO AREN'T HULKAMANIACS. WELL, FOR THOSE PEOPLE, LET ME LAY IT OUT STRAIGHT FOR YOU, SOME STRAIGHT TALK. GOD CREATED THE HEAVEN, HE CREATED THE EARTH, HE CREATED ALL THE HULKAMANIACS, THEN HE CREATED A SET OF 24" PYTHONS, BROTHER.
AND THE REASON FOR IT IS, TO STRAIGHTEN PEOPLE UP, LIKE YOU, MACHO MAN. PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHO DON'T REALIZE WHO THE BOSS IS, MAN. WELL, FOR YOU MACHO MAN, YOUR TIME IS HERE NOW, BROTHER. AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW, THE OLD MACHO MAN IS BACK, LIKE YOU GOT A NEW PAINT JOB OR SOMETHING. BIG DEAL. I'M THE OLD, BATTERED DOWN, BROKEN DOWN HULKSTER THAT JUST KEEPS RUNNIN' BETTER THAN EVER, MAN.
THE LOYALTY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, ULTIMATE TRUST, THE BOND BETWEEN ME AND MY HULKAMANIACS. AND OLD MACHO MAN, I'M GONNA SMOKE RIGHT BY YOU. BUT JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, DUDE: YOU'RE AN OLD DOG THAT CAN'T EVEN WAG HIS OWN TAIL. THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE EVER GONNA BEAT ME. IT SHALL BE WRITTEN, THE HULKSTER SAID IT SHALL BE DONE.
HULK HOGAN, I ONLY COME DOWN TO YOUR MATCHES WHEN IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND OUT! THAT'S THE KIND OF RULES I PLAY BY, BUT YOU, YOU PLAY BY DIFFERENT RULES, YEAH. YOU GOTTA GET IN YOUR GRAND STANDING AND YOUR HOT DOGGING, YEAH!
I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN I WRESTLED AKEEM TOO, AND THE FACT THAT I HAD BOSSMAN IN THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING JUST LIKE YOU, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I WAS DOING REAL GOOD, YEAH. I WAS STYLIN' OUT THERE LIKE A CHAMPION, YEAH.
BUT GUESS WHO SHOWS UP FOR NO REASON AT ALL! TO GET HIS GRAND STANDING AND HOT DOGGING IN! YOU MAN, YOU HULK HOGAN, YEAH! YOU JUST COULDN'T STAND TO SIT BACK WITH YOUR FEET UP AND WATCH THE CHAMPION IN ACTION! WELL LOOK AT THIS PRIMA DONNA!
HULK HOGAN NOT ONLY ARE YOU A HOT DOG, A GRAND STANDER, A SHOWBOAT, AND A PRIMADONNA, BUT YOU'RE A LIAR TOO. IN FACT I REMEMBER A TIME WHERE WE STOOD IN FRONT OF THE MAN THAT DOES NOTHING BUT LIE, BROTHER LOVE, AND YOU TOLD SOME OF THE BIGGEST LIES THAT I'VE EVER HEARD OF IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
THAT'S A LIE HULK HOGAN, AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO GET ME HOT, BUT WHAT YOU SAID TO ELIZABETH IS ENOUGH TO GET ME TO THE BOILING POINT! YEAH!
HULK HOGAN YOU SAY YOU LOVE ELIZABETH, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU MAN, YEAH. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! ELIZABETH IS GONNA BE IN THE CORNER OF THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AT WRESTLEMANIA 5, YEAH!
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME LIKE A BROTHER, WELL LISTEN TO THIS HULK HOGAN! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR GUTS! AND THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO BE LEFT ALL OVER THE MAT AFTER WRESTLEMANIA 5!
I got Peawiener during their 1.99/mo deal and they have every WWE Raw and PPV ever. So I went back and watched a bunch of Raws from 1998 and they were so chaotic and based. Not just Stone Cold, every other part of the shows is either Sable's breasts or some other edgy wrestler doing or saying something vulgar and hilarious. It's like 90's Howard Stern was on the writing staff. No wonder it was so popular back then.
Austin was a chump. No real wresting talent, limited moves, can’t sell with shit. Good with a mic and sucked Vince’s wiener to succeed. There was a good reason he was nothing more than a jobber most of his career before he stumbled on to the stone cold character.
what
you had to be there
He accidentally became the face of the attitude era
He symbolized the rebellious spirit of America
It was actually 2 beers....at the same damn time!
>be little kid aka average wrestling fan
>see adult on TV act childish
>Oh shit that's not...
>omg it is! He's going to drink a beer! That's for adults only!
>HARDCORE!!!
>Autism 3:16
it's a normalgay thing. they have this inexplicable joie de vivre that they need to get out of their systems, which is why they love to dance and party
KWAB
>Sports - Pele
>Entertainment - MJ
>Politics - Hitler
>Wrestling - Austin
>Video Games - Link
Who is the face of cinema?
>Sports - Pele
Shitskin moment
>Wrestling - Austin
Austin is #2
>shows up
>people go fricking insane
>flexes
>people go fricking insane
>punches someone
>people go fricking insane
>gets punched by someone
>people go fricking insane
Sports is Jordan or Messi or even Ali not the old 50s Black person
Bale
>wrestling
>vidya
not sports
Better question, what's the biggest thing on earth behind Michael / Jesus?
Soccer easily ignore what moronic Americans will tell you
Disney
mj, but michael jordan
Irrelevant literal who
>Sports - Pele
>HE'S LITERALLY ME!
THERES HULKAMANIACS HERE?!?
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
You wouldn't get it.
rednecks like wrasslin'. rednecks like beer. wrassler acts like redneck and dranks beer on tv. rednecks like wrassler.
What was up with that
For those who weren’t watching at the time this story ended with Trish hooking up with Christian because she’s into that shit
That was such a comfy era
*glass shatters*
the usa has repressed carnality because of their puritan past
TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE, LIKE BLOOD BROTHERS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SOLD ME OUT FOR NOTHING. YOU SOLD ME OUT OVER JEALOUSLY. BUT WHEN I LOOK AROUND, I SEE A FEW CONFUSED PEOPLE, SOME OF YOUR PEOPLE, MAN. THE ONES WHO AREN'T HULKAMANIACS. WELL, FOR THOSE PEOPLE, LET ME LAY IT OUT STRAIGHT FOR YOU, SOME STRAIGHT TALK. GOD CREATED THE HEAVEN, HE CREATED THE EARTH, HE CREATED ALL THE HULKAMANIACS, THEN HE CREATED A SET OF 24" PYTHONS, BROTHER.
AND THE REASON FOR IT IS, TO STRAIGHTEN PEOPLE UP, LIKE YOU, MACHO MAN. PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHO DON'T REALIZE WHO THE BOSS IS, MAN. WELL, FOR YOU MACHO MAN, YOUR TIME IS HERE NOW, BROTHER. AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW, THE OLD MACHO MAN IS BACK, LIKE YOU GOT A NEW PAINT JOB OR SOMETHING. BIG DEAL. I'M THE OLD, BATTERED DOWN, BROKEN DOWN HULKSTER THAT JUST KEEPS RUNNIN' BETTER THAN EVER, MAN.
THE LOYALTY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, ULTIMATE TRUST, THE BOND BETWEEN ME AND MY HULKAMANIACS. AND OLD MACHO MAN, I'M GONNA SMOKE RIGHT BY YOU. BUT JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, DUDE: YOU'RE AN OLD DOG THAT CAN'T EVEN WAG HIS OWN TAIL. THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE EVER GONNA BEAT ME. IT SHALL BE WRITTEN, THE HULKSTER SAID IT SHALL BE DONE.
YOUR TIME IS NOW, MACHO MAN.
HULK HOGAN, I ONLY COME DOWN TO YOUR MATCHES WHEN IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND OUT! THAT'S THE KIND OF RULES I PLAY BY, BUT YOU, YOU PLAY BY DIFFERENT RULES, YEAH. YOU GOTTA GET IN YOUR GRAND STANDING AND YOUR HOT DOGGING, YEAH!
I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN I WRESTLED AKEEM TOO, AND THE FACT THAT I HAD BOSSMAN IN THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING JUST LIKE YOU, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I WAS DOING REAL GOOD, YEAH. I WAS STYLIN' OUT THERE LIKE A CHAMPION, YEAH.
BUT GUESS WHO SHOWS UP FOR NO REASON AT ALL! TO GET HIS GRAND STANDING AND HOT DOGGING IN! YOU MAN, YOU HULK HOGAN, YEAH! YOU JUST COULDN'T STAND TO SIT BACK WITH YOUR FEET UP AND WATCH THE CHAMPION IN ACTION! WELL LOOK AT THIS PRIMA DONNA!
HULK HOGAN NOT ONLY ARE YOU A HOT DOG, A GRAND STANDER, A SHOWBOAT, AND A PRIMADONNA, BUT YOU'RE A LIAR TOO. IN FACT I REMEMBER A TIME WHERE WE STOOD IN FRONT OF THE MAN THAT DOES NOTHING BUT LIE, BROTHER LOVE, AND YOU TOLD SOME OF THE BIGGEST LIES THAT I'VE EVER HEARD OF IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
THAT'S A LIE HULK HOGAN, AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO GET ME HOT, BUT WHAT YOU SAID TO ELIZABETH IS ENOUGH TO GET ME TO THE BOILING POINT! YEAH!
HULK HOGAN YOU SAY YOU LOVE ELIZABETH, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU MAN, YEAH. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! ELIZABETH IS GONNA BE IN THE CORNER OF THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AT WRESTLEMANIA 5, YEAH!
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME LIKE A BROTHER, WELL LISTEN TO THIS HULK HOGAN! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR GUTS! AND THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO BE LEFT ALL OVER THE MAT AFTER WRESTLEMANIA 5!
I got Peawiener during their 1.99/mo deal and they have every WWE Raw and PPV ever. So I went back and watched a bunch of Raws from 1998 and they were so chaotic and based. Not just Stone Cold, every other part of the shows is either Sable's breasts or some other edgy wrestler doing or saying something vulgar and hilarious. It's like 90's Howard Stern was on the writing staff. No wonder it was so popular back then.
It was actually cool to have a DX or NWO shirt at school for a while there.
Now wrestling merch is gay and cringe because its shit
>go into arena
>20,000 people
>all whites
never again
More like a man drinks 1/8 from both can, people go insane
Austin was a chump. No real wresting talent, limited moves, can’t sell with shit. Good with a mic and sucked Vince’s wiener to succeed. There was a good reason he was nothing more than a jobber most of his career before he stumbled on to the stone cold character.