>Guy gets bisected by piano wire
>"HOLY FRICKING SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!"
>Camera zooms in on girl's ass
>"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film-makers watching? Maybe... don't?"
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A homosexual with a youtube channel? No way!
FPB
Jenna Ortega watches sometimes https://youtu.be/oGZUnVr4a98?si=OcsnVhzMk6x-yOX0
NOOOOO NOT MY WIFE
>a homosexual watching YouTube channel? no way!
ftfy
This guy needs to have his hard drives checked
Why?
You know why.
Is it just anti-e-girl gays, or do think any other group does this, like do theives b***h about heist movies, or serial killers b***h about horror movies?
>or serial killers b***h about horror movies?
Wasn't there a movie about a serial killer getting all pissy because the people making a movie about him were getting things wrong so he went to direct it himself? Leslie Vernon or something?
>do theives b***h about heist movies
it was one of those "old people interview" things on youtube but i distinctly remember an ex mob guy saying he hated mob movies coz it reminded him of who he actually was vs who he modelled himself as in his head
the homosexual doth protest too much
https://archive.md/U23XK
No point. It's mostly interracial cuck porn. Nobody wants to see that.
speak for yourself
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't risk my million subscriber youtube channel and say that some chick looked hot in a movie
And that's why nobody will remember your name.
He could just not acknowledge it at all, no need to virtue signal.
Want to make a parody channel called "Hot Meat" or something that covers the gratuitous sex and nudity in horror movies but YouTube wouldn't allow it.
Do it on Vimeo or DailyMotion. I'm so tired of gay ass YouTubes monopoly
gorehounds get turned on by blood and guts, not girl asses
thank you for saying it for me, crying and virtue signaling (probably projecting) so hard over rape scenes to make videos explaining why he won't do such evil movies (shame on them too) but brutally killing teenagers is ok, does he not understand both aren't real? i hate this sorta watering down of horror where you're almost denying the (horror) of what you're watching and they just make it all about overrated horror "icons" and woa badass who would win in a fight woa epic culture reference the rules thats 10 karma to u. its way too meta and parasocial when the genre is supposed to be about exploring horrific stuff instead of moronic culture references
I don't know who this homosexual is but he has the most punchable face ever
what a fruit
What the frick.
People should be slapped everytime they use the word insensitive.
>i used a silly word
>those native don't even watch him
>add it to commandments you shall not say!
Kek
lmfao
What a torturous existence it must be to brainwash yourself like this
The modern left is genuinely a religion.
no one brainwashed themselves
you're letting the people responsible off the hook
Nah you have to be really fricking stupid lemming to not have the capacity for independent thought to stop and say to yourself "Wait, I can't say 'pow wow' now? Frick this." instead of walking right off the cliff.
Next on the chopping block
i dont like when i see local things here
Hit a little close to home for you?
how is it insensitive, wikipedia says a "pow wow" is basically meeting with dances
Because some indigenous person, somewhere, may feel bad about it okay?
>Because some indigenous person, somewhere, may feel bad about it okay?
Not really. It's more about some pink-haired overweight twitter user feeling offended on a hypothetical indigenous person's behalf. No one ever actually asks those who are supposed to be "offended" in the first place.
How many natives are there? Because K see people claiming to do all sorts of things to not offend them, but I haven’t met one in my whole life.
thanks for the ancestral chants, I like them
what a buncha mumbo jumbo
Leftoids must lead terrible lives. Soon they'll be scared to leave home or they might be canceled for blinking their eyes in pro-white racist way.
Closed the thread and didn't let it live in my head right here.
Are shut in Cinemaphile posters still surprised that leftism and Black worship is the new american religion?
You have to prostate yourself like this and apologize for your sins, even if what is a "Sin" changes every 6 months.
Kek what? Were they just trolling him? I’ve never heard that term used before ever.
What a gay.
How long before he's outed as a rapist.
>first nations
that term is enraging. they werent the first fricking nations. they didnt just magically arrive 5 minutes before the euros and declare volk. nomadic hunter gathers and stone age aggrarians arent even city-statists.
lol shut the frick up white boy
Go drink your listerine
Blood and soil for everyone but whites.
>10K likes
The west has fallen
GET OUT OF MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
sounds like america in a nutshell
i've been waiting for this thread to come back, what made you stop posting
Horror movies have always been about gratuitous sex and nudity. It's why they're cheap and easy, get some chicks willing to get naked and dump some blood on them. BAM, horror movie
yeah, this is really the entire genre. put hot young women in horrifying, dangerous situations. it's exciting. sex and death. men die in equally horrific ways in these films, but the audience only remembers the violence towards women because they're seen as more exposed and vulnerable.
That's not true since men usually die in cooler ways.
redditors twist themselves into actual salted pretzels trying to gaslight normal people into being moronic homosexuals just like they were
Based Cinemaphilener BTFO of reddit and putting them into seethic shock
I mentioned that James faps to The Killing Fields
Glad I never got into that cringe community
Imagine being a horror nerd and hating sexuality, it's a tenet of horror
This, horror often relies on a violation of sorts, sexual violation is one of the most profane things a person can witness so it goes with horror like peanut butter and jelly. Why the frick do these morons think all of a sudden you feel uncomfortable when the monster is getting sexual with the main cast?
>being excited about ultraviolent depiction of murder… good!
>being excited about the beautiful body of a woman…. Bad!
The only time he ever says shit like "be better" is when he reviews those italian horror movies with the rapey directors that forced their female actors to do nude scenes and shit.
Giallo is TOP. He's a gay of all gays.
>forced their female actors to do nude scenes and shit
Oh really? He put a gun to their heads and ripped their clothes off. Damn that sucks, guess we really can do better.
I do wonder what he says about Zombie movies
>italian horror movies with the rapey directors that forced their female actors to do nude scenes
yeah, it couldn't POSSIBLY be that Italian actresses have a different mentality towards nudity than 2023 prudish Americans. Noo it couldn't be that!
>forced
Why don't these women just say no? Why don't they just go back to working at Burger King?
least cucked plebbit comment section
They would rather a fictional woman be murdered, rather than a fictional woman get groped. Redditors are weird, man.
>try to be like James
I hate r*dditors so much
Reminder that these are the same redditors siding with the raping, women subjugating palestine dogs
These have to be bots. Jesus christ, tell me those are all bots.
double standard
>No refutations when their moronation is clearly pointed out, only downvotes.
This is the real horror movie, we're in it, population indoctrination and other man made horrors beyond our comprehension.
I hate this wienersucker and anyone who enjoys his shit videos.
I hate these "let me watch it for you" type youtube channels
I like em for movies I don't feel like watching.
Not Dead Meat but Ryan Hollinger or FoundFlix.
TheNewbee is corny-comfy.
TBRSchmitt is comfy-comfy.
Mellverse is the only darky reactor I can stomach.
All he needs are glasses and he's your typical horror bro. Used to watch him for a little while until I realized it was pathetic to watch someone watching movies.
SJW newspeak is so creepy.
Reporting this thread for anti semitism
Is that Tommy Pistol
>actually is a male feminist
Lol skeletons in his closet
I like the occasional horror movie but horror movie fans are all complete homosexuals
Not completely wrong
For me it's Carnage Counts.
Didn't this guy refuse to do a Jeepers Creepers kill count?
Yep, it was at that point I actually really stopped liking him. Didn't stop him from doing Miramax or Weinstein Production movies.
Honestly I don't get it, I mean the director is a pedophile trash, yes but what about the cameraman, producers, cinematographist, make up artist, the guy who hold the boom mic, the actors etc.? Those people deserve some recognition.
Never thought of that, I just thought it was moronic to not cover a movie like Jeepers Creepers on your channel that talks about cool kills and behind the scenes info.
There are a lot of cool kills in JC and I thought it was interesting how the idea of the movie was taken from an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
He could easily cut the director comments. Now that his channel is big he can even ask some questions to be answered in some live chat or something
Out of all of the homosexual things to do I don't get to bent out of shape over someone refusing to do anything regarding Victor Salva. He's legit a horror himself. We're not just talking he had some pics on a hard drive.
This one is an rare oportunity to cut Salva from the movie and highlight the other people, the movies Isn't made by 1 person
I'm saying if I'd previously watched this butthole I wouldn't suddenly just stop over them not wanting to do anything regarding him. I watch JC still, and still like Kenshin and I still love quite a few Polanski films, but if someone else doesn't it's no skin off my nose personally. The only thing I find insufferable is the performative shit. Like them saying "Yikes" anytime a boob is hinted at.
Didn't mean to post the Idris kino pic, but oh well. That game has taken over my frickin' life.
Songbird or Reed?
Songbird won me over.
I didn't stop watching him because of his refusal to cover JC, I just stopped respecting him as a critic. He runs a horror channel, and refuses to cover one of the most popular modern horror films because "Salva bad"
Of course Salva is fricking bad, but he still made a good movie.
James is a moronic homosexual that believes not talking about the people that do bad things make the bad things not exist.
>I just stopped respecting him as a critic
No offense to anyone that liked him initially, but my first time seeing him was in the doc In Search Of Darkness and he stuck out like a sore thumb. His game show host voice anytime they cut to him was embarrassing. My friend had to tell me who he was. I get Stuckman vibes from him immediately.
Like I mentioned before, he was much better before his channel blew up so huge and he got a bigger budget.
As for his game show host voice, I know he was doing some comedy skit show where he'd get drunk and talk about Disney movies.
I've never seen In Search of Darkness so I don't know how bad it is in that but I get the impression he wanted to be exactly that, like a Tom Bergeron/AFV type guy but that didn't work out.
>before his channel blew up
And I went the other way with it, it seems. Even if I don't like someone, I respect them for being who they are and not trying to chase certain crowds or say certain things for good boy points on socials. The second i see that shit from anyone I like that's when I drop them. I'm not talking about legit things or a moment when an actual apology is justified, but that sniveling, groveling "progressive" kowtowing makes my skin crawl.
*and he went
He wasn't that sniveling, groveling, etc. person then. He was no doubt still a libgay, but he wasn't so aggressive with it until he got big.
Anyway, if you wanna see him go overboard with his progressive shit, watch his Tales from the Hood or Leprechaun in the hood, or Get Out. I'll give you a kiss on the cheek if you figure out what those movies have in common!
>I'll give you a kiss on the cheek if you figure out what those movies have in common!
What is: People with Dwarf like features!
kek, wasn't expecting that answer but a deals a deal
Look, salva did nothing wrong. He just found loopholes in this country’s still broken legal system.
It's called separating art from artist.
It's pretty important to do if you fancy yourself a film critic or connoisseur.
So what, he touched a kid's penis?
Jews pay money to cut kids penises every year and that's perfectly legal
I always thought this guy was a homo, but he actually has a hot ass wife
Wife is definitely getting dug out by a co worker. She looks absolutely bored whenever she has to be on camera with him. He also acts like a giant manchild over props and toys so it's clear she's probably with him just for money.
mad projection cope
Project what homosexual? I'm not married nor do I run a shitty youtube horror chsnnel. Did you just wanna say some buzzwords?
She's too good for a white boy
He prolly has a big wiener and balls.
But he's not black so it wouldn't matter anyways
>White
>Big dick
Now, we're getting into fairy tale logic
The guy is handsome and charismatic enough
The reality of it is he probably really doesn’t (or didn’t care, but prefacing and pretending to keep his job could have influenced him) care, but says shit like that overzealously to keep away the cancel culture
Wish Isla fisher
they are for sure brother and sister
picrel
Cinemaphile bros we are vanquished…
She will never left him. She even got a cameo in Scream 5 because of his channel.
For once I don’t care about the blacked posters, this guy is a huge gay and deserves it.
>the BPD stare
yikes, imagine settling that low
Hate constantly seeing this guy. He should get knifed like that one NYC goober.
I bet the only reason he says that shit is because his wife is watching these movies with him.
His wife literally does not give a frick. He started this shit after the Trump derangement died down cause everyone was on sensitivity overdrive.
This is genuinely a really good theory. I’ve dated several chicks in the past year and they all get extremely sensitive about PC culture bullshit so you gotta watch what you say or else you won’t get laid that night.
No b***hes larp about that shit man. My gf is a "bisexual queer" and I call her a homosexual all the time. She doesn't care. She acts like a love all hippy but she often agrees with my racist views. It's very easy to crack a woman into dropping that SJW shit, her level of moronation just depends on how long it takes. A woman who is not a total moron knows that a man who can challenge her views gets the ass, not a yes man.
>you gotta watch what you say or else you won’t get laid that night.
Straights are so cringe.
Enjoy your AIDS I guess
>you gotta watch what you say or else you won’t get laid that night
you let the woman decide whether you get laid or not?
>doing kill counts of comic books and videos games because of the SAG strikes
This gay is so desperate to break into the entertainment industry he is sabotaging his own career to appease them.
What videos is he doing now? Video game analysis?
someone tell me why this thread clowning on this dude gives dopamine
What the frick you saying, ESL?
Please learn to read friend, it will help you in life.
Please learn english, Rajeev. It may help others understand you better.
I am sorry my grammatically correct English has troubled you so, friend. Maybe you'd like a cheeseburger?
>Gets called an ESL
>Sounds like an ESL
>Starts seething about americans like an ESL
Now this is the part where you randomly bring up Black person dick in the conversation despite not being provoked into doing so
>can't comprehend a simple sentence
ngmi
Samegayging? ESL really are pathetic. Kek
Why do poos project so much?
Guy, his post made perfect sense, you're fricking moronic.
Get off /misc/ every once in a while, you’ve been traumatized by browns that supposedly are incels there, lmao.
Because reviewers are pathetic and even more so the ones who say sorry or censor shit on purpose because one c**t in the comments is having a fit. So it's funny to shit on them, and in James case you can easily see how he started this apology shit for absolutely no reason. No one gave a frick that James showed a b***h getting blown apart or her ass in a front shot, but all of a sudden he did that netflix homosexualry of apologizing for old films having content that modern gays can't handle anymore. We live in a world now where ppl get upset at movies like SuperBad because there was a mention of a chick getting her breasts reduced, so they deserve chastisement
this guy is doing a supposedly masculine activity ie "counting kills" and celebrating murders/gore but purposely emasculating himself so youtube will let him keep his channel a little longer- not understanding that the algo massacres all channels indiscriminately.
Schadenfreude.
>indians love isreal so much they're taking up the BBC posting for them
lol
When did horror start becoming so sexless?
When simps gave women the right to vote.
Horror is possibly my favorite genre and I saw this channel and decided to try it. I honestly couldn't believe this guy was someone horror fans actually watched. He seems like exactly the opposite of what anyone who likes this type of movie would want.
Horror is an untapped well on youtube unless you're some found footage or lore gay so it made sense how a moron like him took over. Found Flicks seems to only want to cover Netflix vomit these days so he basically has no challengers
ok pedo
It doesn't take a genius to see that a woman only larps when she says she wants a man like James.
>Yeah im totally 100% into my manchild like husband who has to apologize for shit he didn't do or words in fricking horror cinema of all things. Look how he giggles when he gets a prop sword like a fricking child. Can't you tell how wet my pussy is? Atleast the money he'll inherit is nice.
A tale as old as time.
Dude has rapist pedophile energy. This is exactly the type of guy that would rape someone or something if he knew he could get away with it
I watched I think like 2 kill count videos of his, Tucker & Dale, and Leprechaun 4 In Space, and I knew he was homosexual prog, from a line in I think the latter, wheres offended the movie made a joke about shitty Detroit is, and he says something like (and I'm paraphrasing, I don't remember it exactly), "hey frick you movie, Dtwon is awesome" or something like that.
It's normal to defend your city/state when others shit talk it, even if you hate it yourself.
t.North Dakotan.
>North DUH-kooo-tuuuuh
The only way I can attempt to wrote out the accent. Dated a girl from summer camp when I was a kid. She liked to use the word "Honkin'" to describe anything comically large.
It's more like "Nort' (or Nor') Dah-Koh-Tah" said in one word. Think of the accents in the movie "Fargo". And I've been here my whole life, I haven't heard "honkin" a lot, plenty of yah ya betchas, or uffdahs (oofdah) though.
Scandihoovian is a fun dialect.
>Dtwon
*Dtown
Oh, is he from Detroit.
He makes it a point to say how cool a movie is if it's set in Detroit like "It Follows" or "Don't Breathe", funnily enough there's a whole plot point about forcibly impregnating a woman in that movie (it's not rape tho!)
You just know he has a closet full of skeletons waiting to burst lel
i've seen this exact thread for like 3 years straight, why is this board so shit now
I have a simple rule:
If your face is in the thumbnail of your video, I refuse to watch your shit.
Good rule.
I was a fan of this towards the beginning, but like most things that get a bigger budget they tend to go to shit (Trailer Park Boys for example)
It's funny because now because of the SAG strikes he won't cover the movies his fans want him too because he's kissing ass, he's scrambling for content.
Last I saw he did the Blair Witch Project, and was there even any memorable kills in that? All I know it was famous because people thought it was real. Also he has his weird little buddy doing a kill count on Jason Vs Freddy Vs Ash. A fricking comic book. Oh and Mortal Kombat games.
I'd say he's tanking his career but as long as he keeps spouting leftist dogma he'll be fine, same as h3h3.
He's part of the list of wanna be z list celebrities that is simply parroting the current astroturfed politics. He thinks it will give him a leg up when in reality he's just a nobody and will be cast aside in a purity spiral/witch hunt as fast as anybody.
Yuri spelled out what happens to these guys when they outlive their usefulness. First up against the wall.
>Bezmenov
I'd like to take what he said to heart but it's going to be a long time before we see these mutants be lined up to a wall and shot.
I've experienced this. I really despise being in a relationship for the novelty of it and walking on eggshells for some fricking c**t. There's no hope in the dating scene anymore. I'd like to say there's a silver lining but there isn't.
You're not allowed to find women to be attractive, chud. Of course, women can still fawn over guys like Chris Hemsworth or Ryan Reynolds, but don't you even THINK about complimenting an actress' beauty, chudcel.
*does bizarre blaccent for 2 seconds*
False equivalence is false equivalence.
>violence is over the top and not real!
>but women live in fear of rape every day!
Well, more men get killed on average than women, in both reality and horror movies, which makes me live in fear of getting killed everyday.
So either both rape and murder are okay in horror movies despite the real life counterparts, or they aren't due to the real life counterparts.
Okay, but women are still afraid more. They're smaller, and weaker, and often pregnant so are simply wired to be neurotic and paranoid.
Reminds me of a bunch of RE4 remake reviews I saw where the critics invariably had to shoehorn in a segment where they guilt anyone shitting on Ada's VA.
>Uhhhh gamers? Not cool my dudes!
I don't even know who these kind of people think they're scoring points with anymore.
>shitting on Ada's VA.
Never understood this. Ada's voice is perfect for the character she's portrayed as. Sexy and mysterious.
In fact, for a change, everything about the remake is better than the original. It's spookier and less ridiculous, you can actually aim while moving, which was moronic that a special agent couldn't do that to begin with, Ashley isn't as fricking stupid, and Leon's still twinkalicious.
>Kill count of Freddy vs Jason
>Goes on a left field tangent about Alex Jones denying school shootings because one of the characters vaguely resembles Alex Jones
James is unwell, he genuinely needs help
It's a shame to see RLM do this kind of thing too. This kind of editing is really unnecessary and kind of homosexual. They need to stop letting Jay do the editing
>Jay episode: Shits on straight people
>Rich episode: Shits on Christians
>Mike episode: Shits on the elderly
>I did nothing wrong!
>here's 830,000 dollars
Damn that's a lot of money
I wish this person the most misfortune and pain ever to happen on a person. His physiognomy, his opinions, the fact he has a israelitetube channel about stupid horror movies. He makes my blood boil.
horror fans are fricking moronic
the gorehound fears the psychological thriller enthusiast
>murder and torture good
>calling someone a queer bad
James and Jay are likely closet homos
Take one to know
Hes gay thats why
I've hated this homosexual ever since he made a point to mention more than once that Jessica Alba was 17 when Idle Hands was filmed.
why are these gays so hung up on 17 year olds
It is cool and shows how some fans can start small and grow like this and get interviews and even work with people really in the industry. The commentary and behind the scenes on movies are good and funny sometimes too
You can do all that without being a self righteous homosexual like James.
One thing I respect is his ability to "sound clear" in the narration since I think that a lot of dead meat subs/fans are from outside of the USA or other english speaking countries also his editing skills. I don't know If James is still editing but is really clean, that kind of work that made you hired for tv commercials or freelance gig and most of time he's able to have keep the schedule unless If youtube have a problem with copyrights and stuff
It's hilarious how he's tanking his own channel by doing kill counts of shit like the Mortal Kombat games and Ash VS Freddy VS Jason. He couldn't even do public domain horror movies like Nosferatu, Chaney Phantom of the Opera or The Terror
If he did those as just frickaround bonus episodes that'd be cool, but sucking SAGgy dick made him turn those into the main course. It's like having an imaginary friend talk you into doing something stupid.
And he was gonna do all the Universal classic monsters, he started with Frankenstein and realized his fanbase was mostly zoomer gays that shit their pants at the idea of a black and white/silent movie.
I remember when he did Hitchwiener's The Birds and I knew that video wouldn't do well because old=bad according to his fanbase.
sounds like mike and jay every best of the worst episode
Whats are the most "sexist", based horror movies?