>Guy gets bisected by piano wire
>"HOLY FRICKING SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!"
>Girl gets her ass groped
>"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film-makers watching? Maybe... don't?"
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You didn't need to make another post for him
Yeah we get it, he's pussywhipped, he didn't need another thread
>watch youtube
Hey, any OPs reading? Maybe... don't?"
Just spoils every movie , woah , thanks homosexual
>people get tortured to death
>haha classic gory horror that we love
>guy says Black person
>ummmm yikes that's problematic
ITT: Terminal CHUD syndrome
>early videos
>goes through the movie and lists the kills in 10 minutes
>newer videos
>stops every minute to make dumb jokes, discuss behind the scenes shit no one cares about or mention politics, video is half an hour long
>constant breaks shaming the viewer for enjoying a scene from 30 years ago that is now deemed inappropriate by an SJW in 2023
it's fricking brutal
Don't forget
>describes every single scene in the movie, whether it's related to a kill or not
My moronic boomer mom watches him because he replaces the need to watch the movie herself
Anyone got the reddit post of people seething at this pasta?
holy shit fr?
>”it’s fine when a guy gets his head chopped off or split down the middle crotch first”
>”but don’t you DARE have a scumbag character do something bad to a female character!”
its crazy how often i see anons pretending to be anons when they type, format and react just like this - reeeeally wish they would just lurk and shut the frick up
pretty sad when fricking reddit has a better take than this shithole
the fact that you can't understand that a gore film being about gore is fine, and not being about rape, shows you are extremely stupid.
WE GOT ONE BOYS
Post feminine penis
Sex and nudity > Gore and violence
Are all redditors puritan Amerimutts or something?
I hate reddit, they argue like it's still 2004
I really wish these people hated themselves more
Funnily enough they probably do, they're stuck in 2014 ''Honey will you take the trash out/why would I take myself out'' self depricating style humour yet also constantly feel superior to others, it's a weird oxymoron, like the racist's friend group meme
>he doesn’t respect people who get their head chopped off with a chainsaw
KEK
Every time I read moronic shit like this I’m once again reminded that half of the population has a double digit IQ
how did this guy never get copyright struck into oblivion? he ruins the whole film and takes all the value for himself, thats not fair use
He doesn't use any audio and shows miniscule amounts of footage.
>wife forced herself into his videos
>even gets to host her own kill counts
>convinced him to start a podcast with her
>doesn’t even take his last name
Brutal. Also he’s getting fat.
Fun fact James actually could give a frick less about outdated anti-feminist bullshit in old horror movies. But his turbo SJW wife with a literal Duke haircut writes his scripts so he has to say that shit if he wants to avoid a 7 hour long marital dispute.
Maybe he should fricking punch her.
Why do these guys always have the most controlling, uber-feminist wives?
i love watching these homosexuals squirm, in their hearts they usually dont give a shit but theyre so terrified they will get cancelled
>woah! I didn't realize this hardcore punk band said some off color things about women or minorities once in the 80s. you should never listen to them ever again!
imagine how twisted your mind has to be in order to be extremely anxious over every conceivable social faux pas while thinking youre countercultural and edgy
New 'toss
>90s show
>main character is afraid he might be gay
>stuffs his face with pussy, hires 12 hookers to suck him off in front of his mom, has a mental breakdown, eventually decides he's gay even though he isn't, acts like a stereotype flamer with tropical pink shirts, the lisp and the wrist flick
>eventually gets some talk from a friend that he isn't gay
>everything goes back to normal
it was problematic dude
the entirety of these people's identities is anxiety and orgasms
I know right? Why isn't rape legal? Why can't I rape your girlfriend? Why don't we have slaves? Why can't we just grab an assault rifle and just take shit from people we want? Fricking stupid lefties ruining everything!
>girl gets killed in fear street
>"Ugh that just seemed really mean spirited"
dont forget this massive homosexual too.
>they said gay or made fun of a troony? thats a sin!
He's just trying to hide what a massive misogynistic piece of shit he is. Watch him when's a little drunk, and he's constantly talking g about women's asses.
Ok, less negativity. What is your favorite Kill Count?
I have no idea why any of you would watch this.
>oh boy a long ass time wasting video where some absolutely insufferable homosexual just summarizes gory movies while making moronic jokes and lecturing the viewer on his false concept of morality he pretends to hold in order to make him as marketable as possible
Frick this disgusting israelite for ruining kill count videos too, they existed for years before his homosexual ass came along.
why are millenials such turbo cucks? at least zoomer incels are somewhat based and don't stoop to this level for some gash.
See Idubbz or Adam 22
my schizo theory is fricked up hormones from goyslop combined with social conditioning
zoomers would be more affected by that though. Millenials are totally lost in a psychological way
who says they arent, at least medically speaking
psychologically speaking yes, which is why i said "combined" which implies its not the only reason
Low testosterone creates Milennials that are more sensitive than normal. They behave in more feminine ways and pick up similar behaviors to women. Add white guilt on top of that, and you have a recipe for disaster (reddit)
Sounds like you’re talkin about a bunch a pussies
Joe Bob takes a star off the rating if there’s no breasts in the movie