henry cavil is not punk.
hes british
so hes either gotta be a punk or a gentleman.
he probably went to male finishing school since hes one of the supreme british yuppies.
guy ritchie loves the punk rock aesthetic.
if snatch and lock stock and two smoking barrels didnt clue you in.
he even got hitched to New York gutter trash (madonna).
>Guy: Thanks for coming to this meeting >Where's Jen? >Guy: She's running late. Oh here she is. >Henry stands up as Jen takes her seat >Guy exchanges glances with the other men while smirking
Yeah good one Guy. You've really humiliated Henry there. Made him look a right tit. Not like you being all cool and sitting down.
Oldest trick in the book, you stand up so you can slide your boner down one pant leg and avoid detection. Dicklets usually tuck their tiny little worm up into the waistband of their underwear/pants, but this doesn't work if you're packin' a hog.
does Ritchie really not understand it?
hes absolutely fascinated with "posh" dialect and writes gay ass dialogue where gutter trash criminals speak like they went to fricking Oxford. its his entire shtick along with nonlinear storytelling and expository flashbacks
the gentlemen TV show was borderline unwatchable because of it. yeah its fine for the Duke to speak like he does but every criminal lowlife shitbag also is extremely verbose for no reason
I'm no fan of that wopslop but it isn't quite as egregious. Tony Soprano might be more articulate than makes sense but its miles different than the average Richie flick side character, some 22 year old drug dealer/addict that speaks like they've been studying a thesaurus for the last 5 years. It's jarring but that is the point.
The issue ITT is hes pretending he doesnt understand "posh" mannerisms.
I think it's more like "look at this uppity tosser who thinks he's smarter than a bullet"
It's definitely oldhat at this point, and he peaked at Snatch (though I think rocknrolla is underrated as hell) I'm more annoyed he hasn't progressed as a writer since the 90s
simp incel cuck
Simp behavior especially when all of the female writers of the Witcher tried to throw him under the bus.
british boarding school teaches you how to be a real gentlemen
henry cavil is not punk.
hes british
so hes either gotta be a punk or a gentleman.
he probably went to male finishing school since hes one of the supreme british yuppies.
Guy must be a punk then. Didn't he have a similar upbringing?
guy ritchie loves the punk rock aesthetic.
if snatch and lock stock and two smoking barrels didnt clue you in.
he even got hitched to New York gutter trash (madonna).
shes michigan gutter trash
>Guy: Thanks for coming to this meeting
>Where's Jen?
>Guy: She's running late. Oh here she is.
>Henry stands up as Jen takes her seat
>Guy exchanges glances with the other men while smirking
Yeah good one Guy. You've really humiliated Henry there. Made him look a right tit. Not like you being all cool and sitting down.
To be fair Jen is a tatted up prostitute and not worth standing up for.
Yeah she's probably also drunkenly fricked everyone else in the room.
Gotta be ready to defend himself from their sexual assaults
To assert dominance.
First step in leaving the room.
Oldest trick in the book, you stand up so you can slide your boner down one pant leg and avoid detection. Dicklets usually tuck their tiny little worm up into the waistband of their underwear/pants, but this doesn't work if you're packin' a hog.
The tuck method would work even with a 12" bepis
the real reason is it shows off your height and chest. basically mogging every man in the room without them knowing.
>without them knowing
Guy Ritchie obviously noticed, he b***hing about it to the public.
that sounds extremely autistic
because he's a posh saltburn tier c**t.
what did he mean by this?
this guy really does seem like an incel in a chads body
>manspreading
>circle gamed everyone
Based
Men should always stand to pee.
To let out a fart
So they can’t see the top of his head bald patch.
Why ask anon. You know they are just gonna say some incel bullshit right
thats some of the most racist shit I've ever read in my life, crouched in homosexualspeak. where is that interview from?
Fight or flight
Prime cuckoldry, I think I know why whites are dying out
A real stand up guy.
its how he was raised. really not that unusual
does Ritchie really not understand it?
hes absolutely fascinated with "posh" dialect and writes gay ass dialogue where gutter trash criminals speak like they went to fricking Oxford. its his entire shtick along with nonlinear storytelling and expository flashbacks
the gentlemen TV show was borderline unwatchable because of it. yeah its fine for the Duke to speak like he does but every criminal lowlife shitbag also is extremely verbose for no reason
>it's okay when Sopranos/Scorsese does it
I'm no fan of that wopslop but it isn't quite as egregious. Tony Soprano might be more articulate than makes sense but its miles different than the average Richie flick side character, some 22 year old drug dealer/addict that speaks like they've been studying a thesaurus for the last 5 years. It's jarring but that is the point.
The issue ITT is hes pretending he doesnt understand "posh" mannerisms.
I think it's more like "look at this uppity tosser who thinks he's smarter than a bullet"
It's definitely oldhat at this point, and he peaked at Snatch (though I think rocknrolla is underrated as hell) I'm more annoyed he hasn't progressed as a writer since the 90s
I thought it was great.
Sorry, but we've long past the point where women deserve any kind of chivalry.
So he can run away if the femoids get to close
Doesnt want cooties
cavill is obviously controlled opposition
>destroys witcher franhise
>joins warhammer franchise, warhammer goes woke
it's not a coincidence
preparing to run away