guy ritchie's the covenant

Just marathoned this. What did I think of it?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this random afghani translator pulling off headshots like John wick

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    all glamour, no grit

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was exactly the kind of movie I expected it to be, but still entertaining

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you thought it needed more wienerney banter

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    such a random movie for guy ritchie to make. it was generic US Army sloppa

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was weird. I was wondering if maybe he wanted to make that Operation Fortune and it was one of those "ok, but you have to make this too." kind of deals.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    felt cheap

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dialogue is weird as frick. Set in the phantom pain universe too which is p cool

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In reality the Afghan would have shot the American in the back which is fair enough considering their a golem invasion force

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combat was borderline comedic. You could tell that they were using plastic airsoft guns without evening needing to look it up. It was weightless with no impact and thus no tension.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autizmo nitpicking

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When literally every action scene is absolute shit in your action movie, it isn't nitpicking.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of this year's best movies. Perfectly balanced acts, excellent action sequences and a flawless moral compass. The actor who played the interpreter was superb and deserves an Oscar nomination

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want some vigilante kino with him check out Darkland. I found it to be one of the more realistic takes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will he's a very good, likable actor

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    atrocious CGI and pace, felt like a quick cash grab
    modern ritchie is shit, the gentlemen was an exception to the rule

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original was better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      alsalam ealayk ya, ladies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*cries like a little b***h when he realizes his purpose is to kill women and children*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          for you

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it 2 long no cap: make tiktok?
    😐

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know Guy's a posh brat, but he went way up his own ass with that title

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't believe Guy Ritchie made it even if they put his fricking name in the title. Such a boring, drought piece of operatorslop. Operation Fortune was much better than this. His new movie with based Henry looks very kino.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wow!!!!! So all those Afghani translators are hyper-competent, highly virtuous family men who just want a better life in Western countries?
    >it's totally not just pissraeli propaganda because they're trying to depopulate the middle east of fighting age males so they can expand their territories unchallenged?
    thanks for the message, Hollywood!!!
    10/10 """""movie"""""

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1st half was pretty good
    2nd half was garbage
    the brown guy was great
    dogshit video game action scenes

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    plot/storyline sucks ass
    action scenes/sequences were great
    >when the translator shot the guy in the truck with the ak

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty kino story told in ritchies usual style.
    i enjoyed it

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