Guy's been all over the place and keeps landing top gigs. Do you think he deserves all the attention?
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Guy's been all over the place and keeps landing top gigs. Do you think he deserves all the attention?
relentlessly handsome
overexposure as a public figure is never a good thing.
Taika David Cohen? I'm sure he deserves as much attention as the other ~~*people*~~ in Hollywood.
Take your meds
ywnbaw
moron tourist.
This he’s transphobic
he's the only one that seems to min max sucking corporate wiener and making something somewhat creative
james gunn can
true I honestly forgot guardians was gunn and not this guy
Though he and gunn share a love of Reddit humor in their movies.
>somewhat creative
He sucks literal wiener too, I din't know why he doesn't just come out. Maybe he thinks it'll affect his capeshit reputation? You'll likely hear the news once his career starts bombing.
who fricking cares
I do because he's a fake.
Imagine simping for a wiener sucker
>early life
What we do in the shadows is pure kino, Our flag means death is kino too. I don't like anything else he has done though and his nazi film was incredibly tasteless and offensive.
Res dogs is good, i dont think he writes it at all though.
The only thing that's any good that he was involved with was What We Do In The Shadows. And that was because Jermaine Clement did most of the writing/directing.
>Our flag means death
Cohen only directed 1 episode and wrote nothing for that.
Yeah kiwis are good c**ts, mostly
What we do in the shadows was funny but it came from New Zealand and they’re a cultural abyss so he was pushed heavy. Also he’s a israelite.
new zealand has produced some kino creators considering their population size and shit.
Give examples, and don't fricking say lord of the rings
a lot of novelist.
Andrew Niccol wrote Gattaca and The Truman Show, peak kino in their time
whats he up too now
How can you have anything more to give after that?
Anon, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anon_(film)
New Zealand’s three biggest claims to fame are this guy, those musical gays and the Bob Semple. Grim state.
also Lorde and Peter Jackson
weta workshop and being middle earth are their greatest accomplishments maybe that shooting too depending on your point of view
Peter Jackson? Jane Campion?
Russell Crowe is from New Zealand.
Karl Urban is a kiwi, but moved to AUS when he was like 3 so not sure they can claim him
Do aussies and kiwis even like eachother?
It's mostly a like a sports rivalry; confined to bantz but with friendship underneath. Real malice and fights are rarer.
More akin to Canada / USA, it might be jokingly played up as rivalry or like there are profound differences but really they're pretty much cut from the same cloth.
Kiwis have a massive inferiority complex about being compared to Australians, and will loudly remind you that Australia was settled as a penal colony while NZ was settled by free colonists. The irony is that while NZ was richer for the first ~150 or so years, Australia became significantly richer after its colonies federated in 1901 and they offered NZ a chance to become a state (NZ refused). Now, most New Zealanders who don't want to be poor end up moving to Australia, or at least working in Australia for long periods.
seems like both places are fricked because rich foreigners are fricking up your housing market but idk.
Australia only for the rich Chinese
I heard auckland was bad too
Are kiwi girls or kangaroo women more attractive?
are there even any of NZ/AU on this board?
only at 3am
Wtf do I love NZ now?
Russel Crowe
Not at all. What we do in the shadows was pretty funny, but it’s pretty obvious Jermaine was the bigger contributing factor there. Everything else I have seen from him has ranged from quirky garbage to mediocre. His self-inserts are always very obnoxious as well.
I liked Hunt For The Wilderpeople and What We Do in The Shadows, Thor was OK and I never bothered with anything since.
I don't remember much of Boy but it wasn't terrible either.
he was to old to break into Hollywood by fricking them so he did the next best thing, make a movie about hitler, and thus he was welcomed into holly wait how open arms. brilliant really
reminds me of that extras ep with kate winslet lol
He’s a funny guy
Film and Television is an incestuous nepotistic cesspit. So no.
Reminds me of JJ Abrams 5-10 years ago. People will see through his shit at some point
People still love JJ, even though he's the worst thing to happen to film/TV ever.
I just think it's such a crazy coincidence that the first Maori to win an Oscar also happens to be israeli. Like, what are the odds?
i mean a korean has won one too, so..
What does that have to do with the first Maori director to win an Oscar also being israeli?
It took them that long? Kek losers
It probably wouldn't have ever happened, if it (your backstory/color of your skin/funny sounding name) wasn't more important than how good you are in today's world.
because you are implying you have to be a minority+israeli
No one cares about mori trannies
Russell Crowe is also Māori. Frick Cohen.
Kim Jong Mandelbaum
The first what? Is this some foreign bullshit lmao
Taika Cohen is a slave to Disney. One of their usual puppets like Jon Favreau. Who cares about how many "gigs" he's landing when he's just a corporate stooge
He's the personification of a forced meme.
He's got the mind of a 14 year old in 2007's newgrounds going 'what if thing but SILLY?!?' over and over and over but he's made out to be the next big thing (despite being in the industry for more than a decade already) because, well, you know.
Then why do you still live with your parents?
I moved out last year actually. Having a job and seeing all your cash siphoned out in costs you never even thought about while living at your parents' place sucks and everything gets more expensive every month (especially fricking food, Jesus.) but at least my gf helps with the bills and she got a summer job too now that she doesn't have to go in class.
So you're a rent cuck.
Leave him alone
Nah. It's a little apartment my grandparents had laying around. I would have never afforded to move out otherwise. Have you seen what rents have been like the last couple of years? They had a plot of land and they made a deal where they gave it to a company that built an apartment building on it, and in exchange they got apartments they could rent out. It was a massively common thing in my city back in the day. Anyway, there was some family drama with how it was shared so nobody could actually rent it out and the old farts didn't want to bother, so I asked if I could have it if I took care of the legalese shit.
what city
Athens. The Gayreek one, not the one in Georgia. I got family there, too, tho.
seems nice there at least
Nah, it's a shithole. It looks like someone took the Kowloon walled city and spread it across the map like butter. All buildings, (including mine) are gross crumbling concrete messes from the 70's that look like smaller commieblocks with bigger balconies. Don't even get me started on how bad the roads are or how city centre is an bombed out abandoned ghetto. It's only saving grace was that it used to be relatively cheap, but you can wave bye bye to that since covid.
prolly still better than the US or Canadas shit atm
Dunno. I don't like those endless expanses of parking lots I've seen but I feel like there's nice places there. I envy mcmansion filled suburbia, for example, even though, yeah, it's really impractical if you think about it.
i just mean price wise, even places in bumfrick nowhere can be expensive
I hate this pretentious c**t, I hope Thor fails at the box office
It's probably going to. In terms of how compelling the trailers are, I'm more interested in listening to Sweet Child of Mine than watching the movie.
It's hard for me to know, maybe it will have a considerable drop on the second weekend like dr strange 2 did
Not a chance. It will easily make 800m+. Cinemaphile saying Marvel movie movies will flop is the equivalent of Cinemaphile claiming Nintendo is doomed.
I liked the nazi movie.
he's an annoying gay .
Seething fascist Dcucks lmao
Literally dr Strange 2 made a billion and it sucks. Marvel movies are a cancer
You think it's bad now, soon the only movies getting a theatrical release will be capeshit tentpoles. It's already happening as almost all mid and small budget movies are direct to streaming. Thanks, Covid!
that or blumhouse
Brown israelite
unironically, yes.
What we do in the shadows was pretty funny, Thor 3 was good and revitalized the dullest (at the time) Marvel franchise, Jojo rabbit was meh, but it made money and got him an oscar, and he also made some indie movies that were really well received.
You might not like the guy's style, but it's not like Jordan Peele who made one good movie and people were sucking his dick.
He does have a track record.
Who?
Why do new zealand """actors""" always bring their mauri bullshit into every role they're in. Do they know that they're playing someone other than themself?
In Taika's case it's to hide the fact that his last name is literally Cohen.
I bet T Watiti has another name, frick that moron
It's kinda weird people pride themselves on the fact their great grandmother was raped by an abo/moari
Yeah he makes the best movies
nz shithole will be next south africa the way maoris will control all the water
He's just the latest forced hollywood persona, soon enough he'll barely be heard from again.