>BAHAHAHA! He thinks BRUCE WAYNE is Batman! I guess Bruce just spends all day boffing ladies and then punches the Joker at night? When does he sleep? Completely mental!
We’ve been over this. You might have a point if Bruce always disappeared when Batman is around, but the whole world saw Batman and Bruce Wayne together shaking hands at the Incredibly Lifelike Robot Doubles convention.
Actually it is not hard to explain.
Bruce Wayne is an egotistical rich guy that is only looking out for himself.
Batman is a crazed vigilante that always seems to be in a fight where things go wrong.
There is no way Bruce Wayne is getting near Batman, he is never going to risk getting caught up in those situation where he could get hurt.
That said Bruce Wayne does shake Batman's hand at planned photo ops from time to time, but that was all planned out so he'd be safe. Bruce Wayne really only does it so he could have something over Lex Luther, as Lex Luther has never managed to do any joint PR stunts with Batman. I've heard Lex Luther has been seen yelling in frustration to get Batman from time to time, I bet he can't stand Bruce Wayne showing him up like that which is why Bruce Wayne does it.
Some old English guy misplaced a USB drive with this on it.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8760126
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8153136
Who has the means to afford the gadgets?
Who has the physical fitness to fight criminals with his bare hands?
Who has the possible motive (i.e. Dead parents shot in alley) To want to hunt down criminals?
How many of Gotham's citizens fit those categories but Bruce Wayne?
>Who has the means to afford the gadgets?
Who says Batman doesn't get the money from someone else, or even that he pays for the gadgets at all? >Who has the physical fitness to fight criminals with his bare hands?
Just being fit doesn't automatically translate to being a skilled fighter, which we know that Batman is. Bruce Wayne may keep in shape, but the guy has probably never even been in a physical confrontation before. >Who has the possible motive?
In Gotham, who the hell doesn't? Sure, most people didn't have both of their parents shot dead in front of them, but there's countless other people who lost their loved ones to crime.
I'm telling ya that Wayne is Black Mask, he and the Penguin take turns hiring the bat to keep the other off their turf
The bat himself is obviously Superman, he plays boyscout by day in Metropolis and flies to this gutter before nightfall to show his true colors as a merc-for-hire and gets his frustration out of system by beating a bunch of weaklings for cash, ain't no way a human could fly all around the city all night beating people, even the city put that "bat warning" light to get indoors because ain't no way the GCPD could stop Superman, you'd need the army for that
The one built like a tank because he grew up working on some farm in Smallville? I wish I had that sort of workout regimen for the price of my gym membership.
I think that Matches Malone prick could be Batman. He was snooping around our bar asking questions, and then Batman showed up at our friendly meeting with the Penguin at the warehouse.
t. anonymous law-abiding Gotham citizen
>guy contracts people to dig under his mansion and install top military grade level hardware >nobody ever suspects >guy have some duper computer, jets, boats, cycles, cars and yet only he and his old butler are able to maintain all that by themselves >nobody delivers spare parts ever, Bruce and Alfred get all by hand in some Wayne Enterprises warehouse
Batcave was always too much for suspension of disbelief to me. A place with that size and equipment couldn't be a secret base that only Batman and his inner circle knows about.
>bruce wayne >top shagger of women, the straightest man alive
>batman >in a gay abusive relationship with joker "i can change him".
Yeah, okay buddy. Next youll tell me that robin is his son and night wing is one of those kids he adopted.
/x/ is thatta way buddy
Huh?!
Take this shit to /x/ or Cinemaphile. Celebrity conspiracy gossip doesn’t belong here.
>BAHAHAHA! He thinks BRUCE WAYNE is Batman! I guess Bruce just spends all day boffing ladies and then punches the Joker at night? When does he sleep? Completely mental!
You have been fooled! That isn't Bruce Wayne at all! It's actually his evil, long-lost twin... WRUCE BAYNE.
Wait a minute..
I swear I've seen Wruce BAYNE in a luchador mask somewhere where he's jacked. Are we sure Wruce isn't living a double life?
heh
>lincoln march actual backstory
Hold on, if that's his twin brother why does he have a different last name?
Who the hell is Batman?
Ben 10 isn’t in this thread.
Shut up, moron.
>he's mad
We’ve been over this. You might have a point if Bruce always disappeared when Batman is around, but the whole world saw Batman and Bruce Wayne together shaking hands at the Incredibly Lifelike Robot Doubles convention.
Actually it is not hard to explain.
Bruce Wayne is an egotistical rich guy that is only looking out for himself.
Batman is a crazed vigilante that always seems to be in a fight where things go wrong.
There is no way Bruce Wayne is getting near Batman, he is never going to risk getting caught up in those situation where he could get hurt.
That said Bruce Wayne does shake Batman's hand at planned photo ops from time to time, but that was all planned out so he'd be safe. Bruce Wayne really only does it so he could have something over Lex Luther, as Lex Luther has never managed to do any joint PR stunts with Batman. I've heard Lex Luther has been seen yelling in frustration to get Batman from time to time, I bet he can't stand Bruce Wayne showing him up like that which is why Bruce Wayne does it.
Hold on a second, that man looks familiar
Holy shit it’s Cyborg!
That's bullshit, I sucked both their dicks and they taste completely different!
But I'm Batman!
Guys...
man?
Midnighter!?
Some old English guy misplaced a USB drive with this on it.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8760126
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8153136
Yeah right, and my daughter is wondergirl
no way batmans dick
thats dumb
your dumb
Who has the means to afford the gadgets?
Who has the physical fitness to fight criminals with his bare hands?
Who has the possible motive (i.e. Dead parents shot in alley) To want to hunt down criminals?
How many of Gotham's citizens fit those categories but Bruce Wayne?
>Who has the means to afford the gadgets?
Who says Batman doesn't get the money from someone else, or even that he pays for the gadgets at all?
>Who has the physical fitness to fight criminals with his bare hands?
Just being fit doesn't automatically translate to being a skilled fighter, which we know that Batman is. Bruce Wayne may keep in shape, but the guy has probably never even been in a physical confrontation before.
>Who has the possible motive?
In Gotham, who the hell doesn't? Sure, most people didn't have both of their parents shot dead in front of them, but there's countless other people who lost their loved ones to crime.
Pssst! Superman is Clark Kent from the Daily Planet
Guys, I think I figured out Batman's secret identity! It's Lois Lane!
Bruce Wayne is paying Batman off to look the other way.
Nah, Batman is clearly Bruce’s butler
I'm Batman
Wait.... it's all so obvious! DON DIEGO DE LA VEGA IS ZORRO!
I'm telling ya that Wayne is Black Mask, he and the Penguin take turns hiring the bat to keep the other off their turf
The bat himself is obviously Superman, he plays boyscout by day in Metropolis and flies to this gutter before nightfall to show his true colors as a merc-for-hire and gets his frustration out of system by beating a bunch of weaklings for cash, ain't no way a human could fly all around the city all night beating people, even the city put that "bat warning" light to get indoors because ain't no way the GCPD could stop Superman, you'd need the army for that
I think you're on to something here, makes sense. But what about that nerd reproter from the Planet that allways writes about Superman?
The one built like a tank because he grew up working on some farm in Smallville? I wish I had that sort of workout regimen for the price of my gym membership.
Yeah and the president of 1955 is Ronald Reagan, the actor.
I think that Matches Malone prick could be Batman. He was snooping around our bar asking questions, and then Batman showed up at our friendly meeting with the Penguin at the warehouse.
t. anonymous law-abiding Gotham citizen
Why would batman hang with the penguin?
And the moustache.
>guy contracts people to dig under his mansion and install top military grade level hardware
>nobody ever suspects
>guy have some duper computer, jets, boats, cycles, cars and yet only he and his old butler are able to maintain all that by themselves
>nobody delivers spare parts ever, Bruce and Alfred get all by hand in some Wayne Enterprises warehouse
Batcave was always too much for suspension of disbelief to me. A place with that size and equipment couldn't be a secret base that only Batman and his inner circle knows about.
>bruce wayne
>top shagger of women, the straightest man alive
>batman
>in a gay abusive relationship with joker "i can change him".
Yeah, okay buddy. Next youll tell me that robin is his son and night wing is one of those kids he adopted.
shut up
>t. Bruce Wayne