>When people see me, they see an attractive and popular guy >But really I'm just a lifeless plastic body who longs to lie face down in the mud. Maybe with a lemon or something
Guys... I think the Goose is trying to tell us something.
Punished ken kino coming up, it would be killer if prostitute barbie leaves him, he goes to train, marries some 10/10 and mogs on bbc-prostitute barbie
Yes, hollywood writers are exactly who I would expect to make a stupid "when life gives you literal lemons" reference. Convenient that a face down ken in refuse is parallel to the other piece of released advertising.
Honestly i think Gos has seen some adversity in his life similar to how keanu did but didnt make it public. His casting choices are always broken, quiet loner guys. He is good at playing them most probably because he empahises with them so much. Him playing ken and his enthusiasm for doing so is like a reflection on that. Gosling is making it more than just some stupid movie role. He is using ken as a vehicle to help disenfranchised men. He mentions in every interview how ken's is going through stuff, how hes doing it for the kens and how he feels seen playing him. The barbie film is obviously going to be pro feminist agenda pushing and perhaps, just perhaps gosling played the 'well maybe we can make ken a role model for guys' aspect to the writers/directors and got some representaion for guys with no direction in there.
i liked him way before i came to Cinemaphile. one of the first movies in the English language that i saw was Crazy Stupid Love. i watched it many times and he's been one of my favourite actors since. i also have a soft spot for Best Emma and Steve Carrell because of it
This. I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I remember seeing an interview with Leno and they started talking about cars, then motorcycles. Gosling told a story that got him into riding bikes, it was a guy that crashed and he saw blood pour out from the guys head. This was before The Place Beyond The Pines. Gosling just doesn't give a frick.
I will always remember the deleted scenes from La La Land where he turned to the camera and yelled "Shout out to my favorite place on the internet: Cinemaphile! All of you guys are literally me!"
People see gosling as a ken doll they can project their own personality onto. But there's more to him then that. Gosling is coming out as gay when the movie comes out (hence the fruit)
Screencap this.
That lemon is still kinda fresh so it hasn't been that long... not like since childhood, but only a week old. he played frick the lemon with Kens head a week ago.
What the frick did he mean by this?
kino
keno
>When people see me, they see an attractive and popular guy
>But really I'm just a lifeless plastic body who longs to lie face down in the mud. Maybe with a lemon or something
He meant he wants Greta to juice his lemon
The Earth was sending him a message that he needed to be KEN
Also to invest in a healthy Kenergy drink with a lemon twist
>Sometimes even Chad falls flat on his face in life
when life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then discard them in the dirt
Gus Grissom hung a lemon on the Apollo spacecraft to indicate the project was going badly. Ryan Gosling played Neil Armstrong. Deepest lore.
Punished ken kino coming up, it would be killer if prostitute barbie leaves him, he goes to train, marries some 10/10 and mogs on bbc-prostitute barbie
Hes making a movie about the forgotten white man, left in the mud while his daughter (society) keeps the barbie (women) clean and safe
wow he's literally me
the ken doll not ryan
Why do people eat up these obviously fake stories cooked up by some unseen underpaid writer
As if hack Hollywood writers are capable of coming up with a story that entertaining.
Yes, hollywood writers are exactly who I would expect to make a stupid "when life gives you literal lemons" reference. Convenient that a face down ken in refuse is parallel to the other piece of released advertising.
Midwits and shills will not be tolerated.
can you prove it didn't happen? Exactly.
Why do capitalists expect us to believe this larp bullshit?
Unfathomably, indescribably, eternally based Goose
Why do you guys like this Hollywood homosexual so much? He's not literally you. He's a handsome actor who's never faced any adversity in his life
White men are literally the most oppressed race in the world. Trust me, I know.
>pain builds le... character!!!
lol, lmao even
>He's not literally you. He's a handsome actor who's never faced any adversity in his life
All me btw
Wow, I forgot how many photos I took of myself in that jacket
this pic is so old now that the dog might already be dead
I like his performance in most of his movies. That's it
He's literally me
He's literally me
I'm literally him.
He's Iiterally me
I am actually ryan gosling funnily enough
Hi Ryan. You're literally me.
He's literaIly me
He's literalIy me
He's IiteraIly me
He's literally me
I just like to shitpost
He is literally me.
>He's not literally you.
That's where you're wrong bud.
We literally the same
Actor Acts As An Actor Acting As Himself Acting As A Character As himself As An Actor
>y y-you wouldn't get it
>He's not literally you.
He's literally me
He's literally me
Honestly i think Gos has seen some adversity in his life similar to how keanu did but didnt make it public. His casting choices are always broken, quiet loner guys. He is good at playing them most probably because he empahises with them so much. Him playing ken and his enthusiasm for doing so is like a reflection on that. Gosling is making it more than just some stupid movie role. He is using ken as a vehicle to help disenfranchised men. He mentions in every interview how ken's is going through stuff, how hes doing it for the kens and how he feels seen playing him. The barbie film is obviously going to be pro feminist agenda pushing and perhaps, just perhaps gosling played the 'well maybe we can make ken a role model for guys' aspect to the writers/directors and got some representaion for guys with no direction in there.
Also He is literally me btw
i bet all that shit is going to get cut out except for the part he accepts barbie is happier with a black guy or some shit
I want to aspire to be like him, the same way he aspires to be a real human bean in Drive.
>Hollywood actors have never faced adversity
found the midwit
>never faced any adversity in his life
he is married to a latina, he faces adversity every day of his life
I dropped him after he starred in netflix trash and normies found the "literally me" meme.
This I met him at a supermarket once and he was an butthole
that was literally me
He's literally me
i liked him way before i came to Cinemaphile. one of the first movies in the English language that i saw was Crazy Stupid Love. i watched it many times and he's been one of my favourite actors since. i also have a soft spot for Best Emma and Steve Carrell because of it
You are based ESLanon. Welcome to America.
Thanks friend but I live in Australia. America has too many Black folk
Fair enough.
Frick that makes me laugh every time
thanks, anon.
not me btw, goddamn Aussies
Us handsome Chads are the most discriminated race in the world, you wouldn't get it.
He's literally just like me.
But he's literally me?
Shut up you Black person homosexual, he's literally me.
>never faced any adversity in his life
he was literally bullied by justin timberlake as a kid because he's a homosexual canadian
Why are you talking shit about me?
This. I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
he's literally me.
Honestly? I like his music.
I remember seeing an interview with Leno and they started talking about cars, then motorcycles. Gosling told a story that got him into riding bikes, it was a guy that crashed and he saw blood pour out from the guys head. This was before The Place Beyond The Pines. Gosling just doesn't give a frick.
Funny how he's going on a press tour for The Gray Man and everyine is just talking about Barbie
better than talking about the trainwreck of his latest film
me
I will always remember the deleted scenes from La La Land where he turned to the camera and yelled "Shout out to my favorite place on the internet: Cinemaphile! All of you guys are literally me!"
Ken was raped? Was it Max Steele?
Helped by Action Man. It was sick.
SOUL
cringe
i dont get it
Bros what does the lemon represent?
You might say things have gone sour for Ken
>studied something gay like stem instead of art history
>bumbles through life going “huh? huh?” 24/7
kek
That Ken is far too clean to be a dropped, forgotten, girl's toy
>That guy is much too attractive to be a sad, shut-in khv
>making a movie about a CONSOOMER product
Jesus, americans are so moronic
Can't wait till ken gets stabbed at the end and he lies down with his fate unknown
What if this Goose played Ken instead?
Friend of yours?
Friend to us all.
Dude's just rocking.
So it wasn't the millions of dollars?
When life gives you lemons you play ken and get aids
People see gosling as a ken doll they can project their own personality onto. But there's more to him then that. Gosling is coming out as gay when the movie comes out (hence the fruit)
Screencap this.
Powerful...
limes > lemons
>starting viral marketing this early
Why was there a Ken in his backyard?
that's my backyard
He has two daughters
Kenyard you mean
Watch the movie to find out.
Only guy I've ever seen who can pull it off.
In many ways I feel I have spent my whole life face down in the mud next to a squished lemon
omg you are also literally me
Life gave Ken lemons and he bit the dust. He ate dirt. Life never gave him what he needed to survive. Frick bros... he's literally me...
That lemon is still kinda fresh so it hasn't been that long... not like since childhood, but only a week old. he played frick the lemon with Kens head a week ago.