Guys, I was on Wikipedia looking at the list of billionaires, and I noticed that Bruce Wayne’s chin looks a lot like Batman’s, and his skin tone, height, and musculature are identical.
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where the frick are you finding pictures of batman?
shut up schizo, check yourself in Arkham Asylum now..BATMAN DOESNT EVEN EXIST!!
they literally look nothing alike what are you on?
Yeah, and I bet you think his spoiled butthole of a son is Robin, too.
The one he adopted from a circus?
>adopted from a circus
And what do circuses have?
CLOWNS
That's right, we have been misled. The kid isn't Robin but Joker, this whole cops and robbers thing was all theatrics.
>JOKERJOKERJOKER
Everyone knows Gotham is Malone's territories.
So? That was years ago. Kid has been pampered nearly half his life. Bet he can't even throw a punch.
I go to the same gym as him, and Grayson is CUT! He would always do gymnastics before teaching me personally how to box. Great guy; he's funny but has a silver tongue, not in a bad way, of course. He is photogenic but a bit of a show-off; however, he never posts on social media. He does frequently post on Gotham Guardians, a paranormal conspiracy forum.
moronic take. Everyone knows "Batman" is actually several government agents running black ops against criminals so that they don't have to go through the legal process to bring them down
What do you mean Batman? The Bat actually does more for Gotham than that Capitalist pig. If Wayne were one of the supes he would be that c**t Superman. He is not even an alien he just pays for a VFX team to pretend to be doing something.
I would suck Bruce Wayne's dick.
Op might be onto something I've never seen them both in the same place at the same time
i've never seen superman and clark kent in the same place at the same time, does that make them the same person too?
Who the frick is Clark Kent? I googled it and I just see a guy who works at a newspaper. By that logic you have never seen me before with Superman. Am I Superman?
>Who the frick is Clark Kent?
This dude serious? Do you watch the news?
Yes. He isn't on the air. He is literally just a writer. You can see it on the website. You guys are schizos. I'm talking to crazy people here!
Kent was the anchor for the evening news a while back, you might be too young to remember.
>Am I Superman?
I don't know, are you?
I've never seen either of them, period.
What kind of life are you living that you've seen Bruce Wayne and Batman enough times for your experience to be relevant?
That is like saying Superman, and Lois' boy toy, Clark Kent, is the same person because they both hang out with Lois but are never seen together. It's schizophrenic at best. The body language and posture, things you subconsciously can't control, are entirely different. I bet you some crackpot freak like that eccentric Edward (Naston) Enigma.
Woah nice detail to notice anon! Here's what you should do next:
>go to a good hospital (Wayne General might be nearest)
>consult a psychiatrist
>get prescribed meds (I recommend WayneTech(R) ones over generic)
>drink the meds
>sleep it off
Wait a moment... what if I use a marker and...
... oh my God!
>HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
why do you give a shit about Gotham in the first place you moron
Even Coast city is better
OK Boomer.
>Coast city is better
Gotham at its worst at least still exists, when that frickin evil universe bullshit happened my cousin got powers out of it. When Coast city is at its worst it gets destroyed with a 99% fatality rate by some robot wackjob. We're all just mad we can't live in a safer city like Central.
He hasn't worked a day in his life, he just inherited his parents money. No way he's competent enough to stop a mugging let alone solver a riddler riddle.
At least it ain't Hub City.
Call me a liar all you want, but I know for a fact that Bruce Wayne isn’t Batman. This is because I was once kidnapped at the same time as Bruce Wayne, and Batman rescued us both.
It was the Joker who kidnapped us, he was after Wayne. I was just an innocent bystander. I’m lucky I got dragged along instead of killed for being a witness
Wayne is a total bro. I was scared shitless, and he was very kind - asking me where I’m from, how I’m doing, he even offered me a job as a paper pusher at Wayne Enterprises
He has a reputation as a bit of a coward, but honestly when Joker wasn’t looking, he was surprisingly competent. He was looking for possible escape routes, stuff like that.
Batman finally did show up and get us. I’ll tell you, whatever you’re imaging Batman is like, he’s not like that. Batman is old, and he has a gray mustache, and he speaks in a very old-world British gentleman accent. He called me sir and called Wayne “Master Bruce.” Referred to the Joker as “that wild young ruffian.” It all caught me off guard.
After that, he drove me home in the Batmobile. I didn’t see him drive Wayne, but he told me “Master Bruce has pertinent business to attend to, and shall return him by other means.”
Crazy shit
Everyone knows Batman is that freak police commissioner. How else could batman be so connected to the GCPD?
That does explain why Batman can afford cutting-edge military-grade gadgets. That commissioner is loaded and can afford to send his daughter to Gotham Academy. It's your typical government-funded Supercop project and Valley Girl trope. Wayne is likely an independent investor in "Batman," too. How else would his adopted son, the once famous acrobat Dick Grayson of the Flying Graysons, get so close to an elite girl like Gordon's kid? Grayson is a fricking carnie, and for him to score big with a new rich daddy and a peerless (beauty and academics) girlfriend, it seems like a marketing campaign to make Gotham look good.
Nah than he would have been rapier
Yes, OP, I'm sure to people in your country all white guys look alike.
You might be on to something. I was doing deep sea diving, and I saw Batman and Superman talk to groups of these BIG women. I managed to get close and took a picture of them in case of a lawsuit, but BAM! It went black and my body was washed off onto the shore after one of them spotted me. Apparently, this redhead hit me with a gaseous projectile with "godlike" accuracy. The next thing I remember was Bruce Wayne's visit to talk to my nurse and doctor at Wayne Hospital. I didn't have insurance, but according to the doc, everything was provided by Mr.Wayne himself.
You guys think any of those Lantern guys try putting a ring around their wiener?
Who cares about wayne? I have been henching for years now in an effort to try and frick a Joker clown girl hench. I saw a clown girl beat the bodega cashier near to death a few years ago and It was the hottest thing I've ever seen. Anyone know where Joker lists his henching jobs, its not fair that he's bogarting all the cities clussy for himself.
It’s not worth it man you’ll get gassed into a deadly laughing fit if you rub Joker the wrong way.
Oh I'm sure gordon knows how to rub "it" in his face alrite
Is that Gordon raping the Joker rumor actually true? I keep hearing about it in my circles.
Considering the way he dresses and acts he is practically asking for it
>he thinks the Batman is real
How delusional can you be to think Bruce Wayne is Batman. That's tinfoil hat level stupidity.
So uh, I was in Fawcet...I mean Philly yesterday and I swear to god I saw a kid, maybe like early teens or pre-teens get struck by a bolt of lightning and then all the sudden Shazam appeared. I think Shazam killed a kid, does anyone know anything about that guy, didn't he fight Batman in gotham once?
Who the frick is shazam?
Anon you're race blind, Batman is clearly black
No, that's ignorant...it's ignorant. HEE-hee!
Bullshit. Stop trolling outside of /b/, OP.