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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish there were an alternate movie where he was guilty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it ever established that he didn't do it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. The kid he takes under his wing claims to have overheard the really killer bragging about it in a bar or something

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was in a different prison the real killer was bragging

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was actually Sam Rockwell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong movie pal

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had people never heard of autism back then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Had people never heard of autism back then?
      He was smart enough to be useful so they didn't rape the Autism out of him in school

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rape the Autism out of him
        this isn't possible can confirm

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't he use his white privilege card?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen the movie since I was a teenager. He got raped at least once right? Before the guards found him useful and beat that homosexual to near death?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't seen the movie since I was a teenager. He got raped at least once right? Before the guards found him useful and beat that homosexual to near death?
      At least once, yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Morgan Freeman says something like "I wish I could say Andy fought off the Sisters, but prison isnt the place for good stories"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got raped many times for 2 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he got raped numerous times

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find out wife is cheating on you
    >get your gun and drive over to the guys house
    >burst in and see them both, point your gun at them
    >at the very last second, decide not to kill them and leave
    >just after you leave, another random person barged into their home and killed them both
    >they were coincidentally with the exact same type of gun you have
    heh, what are the odds?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, what are the odds?
      Pretty good, actually. It is the Stephen King universe, after all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It is the Stephen King universe, after all.
        Kinda fun how all the critically acclaimed movies made of Stephen King works, barely anyone knows he had anything to do with, aside from IT.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kinda fun how all the critically acclaimed movies made of Stephen King works, barely anyone knows he had anything to do with, aside from IT.
          Probably why they didn't announce it with this and Green Mile, Stand By Me, etc. Didn't want his name messing with your perception of the movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically what happened to OJ. God rest his soul.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was repeatedly raped for an undetermined period of time. I like to think it was a couple years at least

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, what are the odds?
      it's just a conceit so dumb people can enjoy the film.
      us based boys know that Andy did it and he was right to do so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention, this was the 50's, she would've been stoned to (social) death

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in the sequel he convinces Kevin Flynn to blow up the world trade center

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR GUN WAS THEY'RE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *their

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He actually did do it but he gets a happy ending regardless as a commentary on contemporary Hollywood's need to always have happy endings, that's why the final lines of the film, the credits and the score at the end all mirror the ending of Habeus Corpus.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how comfy this movie is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like most prison movies/shows its comfy for a bit and then some horrid change happens that completely makes things worse

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting sent to prison for life for shooting your cheating spouse in the 1940’s
    Unrealistic premise right off the bat, Andy would have been a hero in the papers.

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