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20 iq OP do you live in a brazilian favela?
THIS IS FRICKING UNREAL LMAO
i'm really sick of these threads but i also want to talk with bros about my pain in life. it's getting worse and i don't know what to do. my mask is coming off and i'm breaking down harder than ever.
>want to talk with bros
this aint broboard anymore go to Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile for actual human interaction
there's literally an incel whining board
i don't really want to whine about being an "incel" though. I'm a deeply lonely and unhappy person and I know that a girl liking me wouldn't fix that, it would probably be a terrible relationship because of my desperation for external validation that I exist as a human being. I'm just looking for inner peace and calm at this point. All I do is beat myself down in my head and it's destroyed both my adolescence and my 20's.
hes just like me
Just stop caring.
how?
Just think about whatever is bothering you and ask yourself, why do I care about this?
Something bothering me is that I am alone and feel like people don't like/care about me. I care about this because I want to be liked and cared for and have meaningful human connections but my skills are stunted from lifelong depression.
Why do you want to be liked by others?
because i don't like myself so if they like me then i feel valuable. I've also been such a recluse for most of my life I want to feel love from a woman. not just sex but like a genuine bond. I thought I did recently but she sees me as just a friend, something I'll have to accept and move on from despite my belief that nobody else would understand me and accept my oddities.
People who don’t like themselves can’t have friends. Fix that problem first, other people can’t help you.
>Fix that problem first,
any pointers?
Stop examining yourself from an external perspective.
say more words, anon. if it's the internal perspective I should be examining myself from, then elaborate on what that means and how I can do that.
Train yourself to be more self centred. The thoughts and feelings of others are secondary to you own.
This is by so wrong lol why do you morons keep saying this? Oh yes your average normalgay is a font of self esteem, they’ve got it all together clearly.
Normalgay relationships of convenience aren’t really relevant to our depressed friend.
Have you tried going to anime conventions and making friends?
Here's a photo from last weekend's Cinemaphile meetup at colossal con
pot or alcohol
he was perfectly fine and happy without sex
I'd say his loneliness and lack of friends was worse than not having sex which is sort of what the movie is about. He loses a lot by having friends and a gf but in the end it was probably worth it for him, his lifestyle would've eventually made him very sad in his senior years
>his lifestyle would've eventually made him very sad in his senior years
You dont know that, so
23 years old here never held a hand its over
How/where meet good smart women? And how would I start a conversation with one out of the blue? I just graduated uni and Im at a loss
Try dating apps with good pictures, then filter out anyone that's an obvious thot.
Find hobbies that you enjoy with women in them. Book clubs, volunteer work, etc.
Practice game and go out to bars/clubs and try to pick-up chicks. More for hookups, but learning game will make you more confident and attractive. Just be prepared to fall on your face like an autist for awhile.
Browse shit like this blog too, just ignore all the shilling bullshit the advice is actually good. https://www.masculinedevelopment.com/how-to-get-a-girls-number-example/
Imagine going to Thailand or Vietnam as a sexpat and getting married
hahaha what loser would do that.
It doesn't matter if you're in a healthy and loving relationship; initial sex appeal is the least important aspect of one.
how do i become a monk i am tired of other people i just want to eat bread and meditate
Spiritual Coach unironically always winds up riding the Thai wiener carousel. She usually fricks tour guides and former Muay Thai fighters, I've seen it happen a million times.
It’s hard to give advice because I have no idea how far gone you lads are.
I’d say go to a bar and get a drink, I hope you all can handle that
i'm a 29 year old alcoholic khv-neet. it's over. i cant even drink like a normie.
why not switch to Pot? don't even have to smoke. just have an edible every 4 hours on weekends.
induces bad anxiety. i'm pretty much fricked when it comes to recreational drugs. I have never done psychs and a part of me holds out hope that maybe they could save my life but i have no idea how to go about it.
As in how to get them?
yes.
Oh. That just depend on your situation I guess. They probably could change your life so I’d recommend looking into them. I know two addicted who reversed course via massive doses of shrooms
>massive doses of shrooms
how do i even figure out what a good dose is and where to get them?
You’re so close already anon… it’s… THE INTERNET
You can grow them in your closet
shroomery.com
I had that. it took weeks for me to enjoy pot after being an alchy
Basically have to completely focus on what I'm doing. can't let my hands go idle or I'll have a bad time. Full screen video games and music. Food too. Cook a meal while on an edible and you'll have a good time
I'm khhv about to turn 30 this year. Totally lost my mind 6 months ago, gained about 60 pounds so far. nearing 250 lbs. Watching my body expand is beautiful
I want ot become like nikocado
>Watching my body expand is beautiful
>I want ot become like nikocado
kind of based but i am worried about you, anon. how exactly did you "lose your mind"?
yeah guess what, the film was made in 2005. we're basically living in alternative reality right now.
9 more years
10 years left for me
At a certain age just treat yourself to high end prostitutes, at least on the off chance you do frick a woman who cares about you then you won't be utterly inexperienced with sex
it is an absurd premise, im an aspie with bdd and even i get laid every 6 months
Yes. ;_;
42 here. It was supposed to be just a movie. A funny film we could all laugh at, not a fricking documentary of my life.
>not a fricking documentary of my life.
It's not a documentary of your life, because the main character of that movie actually eventually loses it.
>browse Cinemaphile all day
>never make friends in university or high school
>never join any clubs
>never produce anything of value
>work in a heavily male dominated field
produce something if value then, loser
i wish i had the courage to kill myself
same, anon, same.
its literally impossible to stay virgin unless you want to. what the hell you guys doing in your high school and college days?
I had classmates who fricks me occasionally me out of boredom. are you that ugly?
dumb prostitute maker
>stuttering while laughing
>stuttering 8 times while laughing
bruh
How do I get a Japanese girl friend?
sauce please
Sex is great but when it goes bad it goes baaaadddd. Had a brief separation from my wife, slept with a girl ten years younger than me at work I flirt with. She’s not on any BC with her fiancé so had to frick her with a condom but couldn’t cum. She let me take it off and assfrick her raw. Came inside her.
About five days later she starts complaining that her ass really hurts and it’s much worse than any pain she had from assfricking. I have herpes, my separated wife and I both have had it for years, a few outbreaks a year, nothing major.
Googled it and think it sounds awfully similar to herpes proctitis. That was three weeks ago now and she says it’s much better. No blisters (which is the form my herpes takes) or I assume she would have mentioned it. When she was telling me ‘oh you really broke my ass it’s never usually like this’ I could tell she was fishing so I laughed it off and told her I was clean but if she was worried she should get an STD test (GUM clinics don’t test for HSV unless there are blisters according to Google)
Now it’s about three weeks later and she says it’s much better (which is exactly inline with a first outbreak of herpes proctitis according to google, that shit self limits between 2-4 weeks and then it’s just minor outbreaks)
I also know she’s fricking other dudes at work, and have proof in emails that she’s been fricking other dudes behind her man’s back. So if she has got it I hope there’s a decent wait between the next outbreak and then there’s some plausible deniability. She’s getting married in August so I’m worried the stress of that might cause an outbreak.
Got back together with my wife as well so basically I’m kind of worried this will all come down like a house of cards because I’ve got a decent job and I like it. What do?
Man im glad i am virgin.
Stop lying on the internet.
have a nice day.
>literally got 'just bee yourself' advice from girl I was trying to hit on in outer friend group last week
>"There are girls that would 100% be in to you Anon, not me personally, but blah blah blah"
>found out she fricked other friend like a year ago and he just never told me
I love having "friends" guys.
>tfw have 2 friends
>one i would legit trust with my life that he wouldnt do anything like that
>the other one is even more of an aspie than me and simply doesnt talk to girls
>tfw i still frick up all my relationships myself anyway