Ha-ha nice joke, Disney. Now where's the real movie?

Ha-ha nice joke, Disney. Now where's the real movie?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That guy looks like he wants to kill himself in every photo and screenshot I've ever seen him in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That guy looks like he wants to kill himself in every photo and screenshot I've ever seen him in.

      >Literally looks like a master and his slave
      Disney is fricked in the head and should stop doing remakes ASAP.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I could suck on his dick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course you would, rabbi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >music stops.jpg

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's everyone so butthurt. Hair looks red to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it a shade of shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not real hair, it's a weave

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see hair, only tentacles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s that she’s ugly as shit, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks perfectly fine no oie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get your eyes checked, they hair is the same colour of her fricking face

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney releases a heartfelt documentary about the horrors of pollution.
    >" Now where's the real movie?"
    Philistines.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if after te whole campain, the actual movie had a real Ariel in it.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like I'm looking in some kind of fantastic mermaid mirror! For once I feel like I'm finally part of America!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if they made a backup version with danielle

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHIEEEEET NIGGUH WE WUZ FISH N SHIT U FEEL ME

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was entertaining and the actor playing Ariel is really cute in the movie. She radiates a sweet innocence. Sorry it isn't the coombait that you expect to see in children's media, but some of us don't want to train kids to be frickdolls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the actor playing Ariel is really cute in the movie. She radiates a sweet innocence
      Kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The look’s not not innocent on my eyes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the innocence of an animal

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even animals have more brain activity going on than this thing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's literally just "looking in a direction with wider eyes". Do leftists not understand the concept of innocence? Frick's sake, they spend enough time trying to destroy it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Blacks are not a part of the human race.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think Ariel looks like shit? Look at Eric and Flounder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is just full of israelites and Black folk, the most cursed and deadliest combo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 or 3 inches?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two and a quarterish. They aren't as high as they look.
        >T. now 5'10"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was important to us to push boundaries. for that reason we decided to make sure that Melissa McCarthy was the most attractive person in the film

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you ever cut your hair with a hairline like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      crazy how cute kids often turn out ugly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tucking that sweater in
      zoomers just can't execute drip.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care that she's black, it's the fact that they didn't even bother giving her red hair or anything resembling the original character so the audience knows *for sure* that she's black. It's the most predatory ruthless marketing I've ever seen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they had given her accurate red hair, then the sheboons would have screamed racism for hiding black hair.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That literally looks like stringy shit hanging from "they" head.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't even care that she's black
      lmao man why do you need to twist your racist ass into knots to say racist shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney feminist trannies hates beauty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        DIOS MIO

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you actually touched hair like this? Well, it feels like it looks, It's fricking awful.

    t. knew a melanin-enriched individual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this why black girls get so enraged about white girls innocently wanting to touch their hair? I remember there used to be a big trend online where black girls would complain about this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this why black girls get so enraged about white girls innocently wanting to touch their hair? I remember there used to be a big trend online where black girls would complain about this

      I touched black people hair. Felt extremely soft like cotton.
      No I'm not joking or memeing or being sarcastic. The regular puffy afro hair felt like cotton candy. I don't know. Felt like the inside of a pillow

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