Ha ha, The Simpsons writers sure do come up with the most outlandish situations!

Ha ha, The Simpsons writers sure do come up with the most outlandish situations! How could Moe be so lonely and outcast on Christmas that the ambient joy and celebration of other people drives him to take his own life? How droll!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catfish.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is me next year bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is me this year

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        F

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do it. You could cause an explosion that will hurt other people. Drink a quart of Drano instead.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i pretend to care about total strangers just to make a point
        lmao, normies are so fake and gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why, unless you are a christgay why even care about xmas, its just a day

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic Pollack

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this meme where you gays take a picture of a visual gag in a tv show and then "ironically" explain the joke. It's like you're trying to israelite your way into somebody giving you a cookie for your great analysis on a joke by pretending you're making fun of it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you have to admit it's a hard joke to figure out. It's the most wonderful time of the year, but Moe is so depressed that he wants to die! Can you imagine being so miserable and pathetic? Of course not! No normal person can! This kind of off the wall humor is what makes The Simpsons such a unique and hilarious show

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All comedy is like that, unless you like "abstract" reddit shit like Xavier Renegade Angel or ATHF

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there are a few symbolic levels to this joke that have not been explored yet, which capture the larger essence of the episode. I'm certainly not offended, but I share the opinion that the joke is not really that funny. However, it stood out to me too. While it didn't make me laugh, it seemed to embody something much more complex about the story as a whole...

        Per the FIRST LEVEL (literal meaning of the Joke): I agree that Sneed is likely a white man (same ethnicity as the "City Slicker", Homer). Chuck had tried to make sex interesting again with his wife, by initiating a chaotic new Seed and Feed method of starting and stopping during sex. The Wife had remarked that she got extremely sore from Chuck's new erratic "sneeding" method. The joke is ultimately on Chuck, who realizes that his wife is all too familiar with this chaotic/painful method of screwing, as his Wife had actually been cheating on him all along by having sex with another erratic/hurtful man (Sneed).
        On an even deeper THIRD LEVEL (transcending the edpisode itself): This episode was likely Roman Polanski's most critically acclaimed episode. The darkly perverted twist in this episode was that the Sneed had shockingly raped his own 15 year old daughter. Three years after this episode was released, the shocking twist was that the Director of this episode, Roman Polanski, raped a 13 year old girl. This crime also happened while Polanski, Jack Nicholson, & Angelica Houston (daughter of John Houston, the Villain in the episode) were at Nicholson's house. Polanski immediately fled from the farm and will have low pH for all eternity. The joke was on Polanski

        Tell the folks at home what a "Frick-and-Suck" is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there are a few symbolic levels to this joke that have not been explored yet, which capture the larger essence of the episode. I'm certainly not offended, but I share the opinion that the joke is not really that funny. However, it stood out to me too. While it didn't make me laugh, it seemed to embody something much more complex about the story as a whole...

      Per the FIRST LEVEL (literal meaning of the Joke): I agree that Sneed is likely a white man (same ethnicity as the "City Slicker", Homer). Chuck had tried to make sex interesting again with his wife, by initiating a chaotic new Seed and Feed method of starting and stopping during sex. The Wife had remarked that she got extremely sore from Chuck's new erratic "sneeding" method. The joke is ultimately on Chuck, who realizes that his wife is all too familiar with this chaotic/painful method of screwing, as his Wife had actually been cheating on him all along by having sex with another erratic/hurtful man (Sneed).
      On an even deeper THIRD LEVEL (transcending the edpisode itself): This episode was likely Roman Polanski's most critically acclaimed episode. The darkly perverted twist in this episode was that the Sneed had shockingly raped his own 15 year old daughter. Three years after this episode was released, the shocking twist was that the Director of this episode, Roman Polanski, raped a 13 year old girl. This crime also happened while Polanski, Jack Nicholson, & Angelica Houston (daughter of John Houston, the Villain in the episode) were at Nicholson's house. Polanski immediately fled from the farm and will have low pH for all eternity. The joke was on Polanski

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one was that good simpsons xmas episode? I forgot?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GenX makes show that subverts the childish tropes of cartoons with hard existential reality, and millennial /zoomer get triggered that it breaks their precious innocence and nostalgia. The Simpson’s was never a kids show, snowflakes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GenXers were 20 when Simpsons was made, Groening and company are Baby Boomers.
      >subverts childish tropes
      >never a kids show, snowflakes
      You are so fricking dumb while thinking you're clever.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Groening and Brooks were producers. The original writers (like Conan) were all GenX, pretty much after the Ulman shorts and the 1st season. They took some existential inspiration from Groening’s Life In Hell, but the tone and humor is definitely more X than Boomer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Conan O'Brien is a baby boomer.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 steps to fix your life
    1. Clean Thyself
    2. Order the Kingdom
    3. Venture Forth
    4. Sweat
    5. Monitor Thy Treasury
    6. Remove the Hooks
    7. Strategize
    8. Sumbit (to the things you MUST do)

    it looks like he failed to follow even a single rule

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember how outlandish I thought this scene was when I first saw it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gonna tell people that I'm lennymaxxing from now on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally just had a cold can of chef Boyardee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen this. What happened here?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The street-facing wall of Lenny's house fell for some reason and everyone saw him inside and he said "Please don't tell people how I live".

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Formerly Winter Solstice

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ambient joy and celebration of other people
    it's all fake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is often true. When somebody seems to get upset that you're not acting in a high spirited manner, it's because they're faking it and you not faking it in return makes the performance harder for them.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    people feel like shit all week, all year
    then they try as hard as they can to feel REALLY FRICKING GOOD for a day or two (weekends, christmas)

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christmas and New Years is easy peasy. Even Valentine's day is ok. You can just stay home and ignore the atmosphere.

    You know what's really hard? Going furniture shopping alone and seeing all those young couples your age who are there to buy stuff for their new home. That hits really hard.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying furniture
      You can find it for free on the sidewalk, moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why guys don't live with any furniture?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's because they're dumb fricks who fall for le spartan/minimalist meme. Having some carpets, pillows, pots and wall frames made everything 1000% comfier.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. ikea employee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see young people with new homes? Do you live in Richland Mansionville, Bel Air?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in an Euro country. It's obviously not easy, but people get a bit of help from their parents and get a 20-30 year mortgage.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Caligayians are the ones who can't afford new homes. In "flyover country" you can get a house for like 100k. With a 5% down mortgage you only need to pony up 5 grand to get yourself in a house.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be kidding. 5% deposit on a $100000 loan in an area with low employment potential and prospective value growth? Did US banks learn nothing about responsible lending?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure they did, briefly. but did you really think corruption would be that easily solved?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek do American ovens really run on gas?

    Can't you spare some of the Israel bomb money to manufacture electric ones?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This might blow your little mind, but we can choose

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Choice is a concept turdworlders can never understand

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          whatever makes you sleep at night.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The eternal seethe and suffering turdies have from knowing they are not American is like the warm rays of sunshine a clear and hot July day.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              homie, literally nobody wants to have their dicks mutilated and have to worry about mass shootings.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                seething

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you aren't allowed to own guns the state has no constraint. Public protest no longer has any chance to overthrow their regime.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have an electric oven. What are you even talking about?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gas ovens are better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some do, most are electric. You saying there is something wrong with gas ovens? What, you use a firepit or something?

      You have to be kidding. 5% deposit on a $100000 loan in an area with low employment potential and prospective value growth? Did US banks learn nothing about responsible lending?

      The collateral for the loan is the house itself, dummy.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moe just needs to frick and suck
    FRICK AND SUCK

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