HAAAAARRY POTTER DID YOU BUY ALL THE FOOD ON THE TROLLEY DURING YOUR TRAIN RIDE OVER HERE?
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HAAAAARRY POTTER DID YOU BUY ALL THE FOOD ON THE TROLLEY DURING YOUR TRAIN RIDE OVER HERE?
Worse, he chickened out and didn't eat the beans.
>POTTER I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO THE WCEC (wizard confectionary exchange commission) YOU HAVE VIOLATED WIZARDRY CONFECTIONARY ANTI-TRUST LAW
>AS IT TURNS OUT HARRY THE ANTI GOBLIFIMATION LEAGUE HAS RIGHTLY POINTED OUT THE UNDERLYING ANTIGOBLINISM BEHIND MONOPOLISING AN ENTIRE TRAIN'S WORTH OF SNACKS
>WE ARE TO BRING YOU BEFORE GNUREMBERG
This shit ain't funny
Post racism
mudblood
What did chocolate frogs taste like
Like a modern Paris inhabitant.
Salty milk and coins
Chicken.
pure chocolate but they wriggle until you bite their heads off
From the colour probably milk chocolate.
If you haven't tried proper dark chocolate (95%+ cocoa solids) you haven't tried chocolate.
Dark chocolate gays get the rope first
if you haven't tried unsweetened cooking chocolate you ain't black
chicken
Like Boonchuy's unwashed pussy
Hopefully like actual good English chocolate and not shitty belgian chocolate.
, Dumbledore said quietly."
>little rich boy gets his first taste of money and uses it to buy all the snacks on the train and ruin the ride for everyone else
the dursleys were right to bully him. malfoy was right to bully him. snape was right to bully him. dumbledore was a gay for not bullying him
why do they even need a trolley cant they just accio some beans or whatever
the only time it showed him being rich
...
>The boy who ate...come to dine.
>Boy, I hasn't seen yeh since you was a baby, Harry, but you're a bit more along than I would've expected, particularly 'round the middle!
>forge?
its hilarious that this thread got immedately b& by jannies and has been spammed on every shitty instagram meme page since.
>That's it Harry, you have disobeyed the rules of this hallowed institution for the last time
>-1,000,000 points from Slytherin!
>im rich biatch
WITHOUT A LOICENSE?
Why did he need to buy all the fricking candy anyway, was he trying to flex?
Him and Ron were hungry. Ron’s from a family of like 8 kids and Harry’s uncle/aunt barely fed him
He saw that Ron wanted some but couldn't get any and was probably trying to impress his first possible friend.
It was weed candy. All that THC gave him severe brain damage and made him think he was a wizard.
It was a business investment. Harry monopolized all of the candy on a school train. He would either sell it for profit or to get social rapport with the other children.
Wizards were never supposed to exist in their own separate fantasy world. There were either part of the broader muggle economy or lived secluded away from society. That is the natural wizard life. Living alone and being self-sufficient is what they are good at. This experiment of creating a separate wizard world and living exclusively in it is absurd and inherently tied to the ministry of magic, because without the government forcing this separation between muggles and wizards, there is zero incentive for them to all live together in a wizard society.
You need money to participate in the artificial regulated wizard world, which doesn’t work like a normal economy, because it‘s intentionally set up that way. If the ministry didn’t force people to participate in it, there would be no demand for their artificial money and the services provided by it, because most Wizards would either live independent or get insanely rich from providing services to muggles.
Imagine the power women feel, when they know a man unconditionally simps for them and would do anything for them.
have you ever considered how fricked the wizarding economy must be? seriously, think about it. there is zero demand for unskilled labor. who is going to hire you to sweep floors or stock shelves when you can just wave a wand and it's done quicker and better for free? it seems like the only jobs available are to work for the ministry or to own a cauldron shop on diagon alley. the only unskilled jobs are few and far between: you can push a candy trolley on hogwarts express, be a hogwarts hall monitor like filch, or drive the nightbus. And those jobs are highly coveted, and held for life. Seriously, how is a wizard supposed to earn any wizard dosh?
It's not like hogwarts prepares their students to run a business. there are no classes teaching basic reading, writing, or arithmetic. sure you can make a potion to cure hemorrhoids but can you balance a fricking checkbook? It's no wonder the ~~*goblins*~~ control the banking industry.
Everyone who graduates hogwarts pretty much goes on to work for the ministry or the state run newspaper. The ministry probably exists solely to prop up the fake wizarding economy and to give jobs to otherwise unemployable people. Arthur Weasley was head of an entire division and he was dirt poor and did nothing all day. There must be thousands of worthless weasleys filling up do-nothing ministry jobs just to keep the economy alive.
I think all that unskilled labor is replaced by absolutely moroneed jobs. Remember Ron's father asking what the purpose of a Rubber Duck is?
While, I know Ron's fathers job isn't like this, i could speculate that some wizards live entirely off of trying to figure out what muggles are doing, and its just them being clueless and moronic.
I know this is pasta, but they're fricking wizards. They can conjure food and houses and shit. What do they need jobs for?
Only reason the Weasleys are broke is because there's 30 of them
you can't create food or drink out of thin air, it has to come from somewhere. this is explained in the books.
honestly its a great question. what the frick do they need money for. land presumably. hogwarts tuition. ministry taxes. it's all a scam.
>admitting to reading the books
its over
I know, I can't believe somebody would have read the most popular children's book in the world when he was a child
sounds like you haven't read any books since if you still remember these minute details
Not everyone's fried their brains with anime like you have, Anon
yeah i also read (wait for it...) THE BIBLE when i was at school, hahaha
>you can't create food or drink out of thin air
No, but you can turn a rock into a chicken, they do that shit all the time
Also, you can probably make israeliteels and shit and sell them to niggles, pretty sure most wizard families did that shit two hundred years ago and have been coasting since and the Weasleys are the only ones who burned through all their cash
>Also, you can probably make israeliteels and shit and sell them to niggles,
the ministry probably keeps track of this shit and transfigured items don't always stay transfigured
No but you can use magic to make the growth of food a trivial, automated, task.
Ron's not really poor though he's just 'poor' by JK Rowlings standards because her family were only on six figure salaries when she went to her extremely exclusive private school. Ron is poor by the approximation of a woman that's never done a hard days work in her life or ever really had to struggle.
ooooohh
>*waves wand*
>weeks worth of farm work, done in seconds
nooooooooooo
>*waves wand*
>draws water from a well and delivers it right to the-
>Haha, oh wait, silly me...
>aguamenti!
>instantly fill a glass with drinkable water
ooooohhhh it's sooooooooo hard.......
I'll take the Alfa 147 GTA in the back frick your anime shitbox
b***h there's no need for "economy" with unlimited resources
>yes, but what was dumbledore's tax policy?
>the year is 2006
>overnight, the muggle community is up in arms about wizards 'n shit
>Ministry investigations have only come up with some strange institute that is remotely sending Muggles proof of their existence - the school of "Yuu Tuub"
>instead of urban legends about the men in black, internet schizos are raving about how the spooks in robes lobotomised them without any physical trace after they saw something they shouldn't have seen
>BLIMMINY BLIMEY THIS MUGGLE HAS A TINY BOX THAT CAN RECORD MOVING PICTURES AND SOUNDS! HOW FASCINATING! Anyway, time to erase his memory.
>Harry, did I ever tell you about Time-Turners? They are magical devices that allow the user to travel backwards in time. This incredible power can even be used to save loved ones from death, as you and your friends discovered with Buckbeak. Despite the fact that the Ministry has an entire closet full of Time-Turners, we never once thought to use one to end Voldemort’s reign of terror. It would have been as simple as using one right after he killed one of his victims, say, your parents, and then lying in wait to ambush him before he showed up. Alas, time travel is simply too dangerous to meddle with. It must only be used for the express purpose of allowing a little girl to take extra classes one semester, and only if she is a good friend.
>HARRY DID YOU EAT ALL THE FOOD IN FRONT OF RON AND DIDN'T SHARE ANY?
>WHAT KIND OF SICK FRICK DOES THAT IN FRONT OF A STARVING CHILD
>haha mate i've been kept in a cupboard my whole life living off scraps because i wasn't allowed to eat at the dinner table, but yeah 'corned beef sandwiches' sound awful, sorry man.
>oh no, your loving mother handmade you and all of your large family that you're extremely close with matching sweaters and yours wasn't your favorite color, that must suck
It's starting to genuinely make sense why Harry kept the money to himself.
imagine the crust
What was gandalf's tax policy? Hogwart's upkeep can't be cheap
>gandalf
Why does everyone say Snape is some kind of hero? He was the biggest simp ever, to the point of pure obsession. He was a creepy dude that lusted over a woman that didn’t care about him, and took at his seething hatred of the husband on a child.
The only thing he did that was noble was infiltrate voldemorts ranks to help kill him. And although that is commendable, it doesn’t explain why everyone praises him for his creepy obsession over a woman
because hes played by Alan Rickman
unironically this
if they got some uggo loser to play him snape would be far more reviled
>Um like oh my god is this heckin' chud in love with someone, this is a crime against womynanity, arrest him
Snape is an anti-hero.
>why everyone praises him for his creepy obsession over a woman
Surely you can see why the incels on this site love him.
someone post the gas chamber of secrets vocaroo
Is the third movie the only good one?
Fourth is unironically the best
They were all kino and I'm tired of pretending they weren't.
>"No!"
>third movie
>good
Harry threatening with a deadly weapon
He just meant one of everything not every thing she had
Why does Snape kill Voldemort if he's a good guy?
he had to get it on
HEY GUY GUYS SNAPE KILLS VOLDEMORT, ENJOY THE BOOK EVERYBODY
He took the lot
>They were once men
>dumbleDORe
>griffinDOR
the truth is, the game was rigged from the start
It Latin "Gryffindor" is spelt with an "I"...
God he was such a piece of shit for announcing the house placings BEFORE adding in his bullshit extra points for Gryffindor. It’s like he enjoyed seeing the hope escape from childrens eyes.
yeah much as that got overhyped in the shitposting when it came to the points itself the way he announced it is indefensible, just dabbing on slytherinshits for his own amusement
deh
HARRY POOFTA YOU BLOODY b***h BASTARD DID YOU POOP IN THE TOILET OF FIRE?
calm thread
I enjoyed stretching my legs to wander around the thread