Haha describe this character without mentioning his appearance or actions. Literally cannot be done.
Haha describe this character without mentioning his appearance or actions. Literally cannot be done.
Haha describe this character without mentioning his appearance or actions. Literally cannot be done.
wise hermit
and what is yoda? two identical characters?
Alien master
>and what is yoda?
The other wise hermit, but the one who acts weird and goofy.
weird sense of humor, for starters
goofy shithead
did you honestly think there was no difference in obi-wan's and yoda's behaviors or are you just being a contrarian homosexual
OP BTFO
composed, wise, has lost faith in parts of mankind
Aloof mentor figure
The coolest guy
Prequelbabs are embarrassing.
and me?
a good friend
dickysseur
British
that pedo who lives beyond the dune sea
>STOP STALKING MY HALF-BROTHERS SON
Religious fanatic
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
>Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
>We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Yoda and obi wan has less of a character than qui-gon.
HARD MODE
bacta hunter that cares about the community
Ruthless, greedy and entirely business-minded. Next character please.
macguffin transporter in one
Red Shirt in the other one
maori rapist
He made like a trash compactor and put the squeeze on the scene.
A good friend.
Obi-Wan is legitimately the most boring, bland and overrated character in Star Wars. People like him only because of the actors that played them.
He's kind of a strange old hermit
Strapping pussy hound