>haha even in your dreams you are a whore, sad...

>haha even in your dreams you are a prostitute, sad...

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even in my dreams you're still fat..

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I learned from your mother after all, Jonah

      >what am I, your pimp?

      These are horrible. This one is looking good so far

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only thing horrible here is your inability to stop eating

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pimp isn't bad, because
        >immediately changes the reason why Jonah leaves the room
        >calls Ornella a prostitute indirectly
        >lighthearted comeback that doesn't make him look like a bad guy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is not asking to be pimped, she is asking for a matchmaker, if anything, he would be working on her behalf pimping Leo and Brad out to her.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I learned from your mother after all, Jonah

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what am I, your pimp?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like a blimp

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        MORE TIME

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        WE NEED MORE TIME

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick..

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't translate well into French 4/10, apply yourself next time

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lame

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the French so mean? I love it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're surrounded by Black folk and muslims who wouldn't be angry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > surrounded by Black folk and muslims
        so is your mom but she loves it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Black person thinking about rape
          I know you make these jokes because your parents were too busy committing crime rather than raising you.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys know no one expects anyone to win 'em all right? he lost one its okay its more important to just let it go

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to bed jonah

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate breaking the news to you Jonah, but people usually don't have to pay to have sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE NEED MORE TIME

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to break it to you, but every man you have ever had sex with had to pay a price.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Awful, try again next week.

        I hate breaking the news to you Jonah, but people usually don't have to pay to have sex

        Obliterated

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just don't care about the price other people have to pay as long as you get what you want.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only correct response would be to laugh it off. No attention would be drawn and I guarentee there wouldn't be 3 threads a day about it

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, go to website

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *punches her in the face*

      Got a comeback for that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep thats what he needed to

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual frick was her problem, though?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's from France. She's a Frenchie. Have you seen the state of their country. That in itself is fricking laughable. Jonah can sleep in peace knowing he doesn't live there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be American
        >Get shot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be French
          >live in Gotham

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    these and the aqua por favor threads are gold

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no possible solution to this. Jonah looks blown the frick out no matter what comeback he tries to give. He handled it the only way he could without coming off desperate or getting more blown out immediately after.

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