>Haha le hotdog fingers and dildos
This is the film everyone wouldn't shut the frick up about. I'm a hour 20 minutes into this and i do not see the appeal, had a good start but jesus it really is reddit
>Haha le hotdog fingers and dildos
>Haha le hotdog fingers and dildos
This is the film everyone wouldn't shut the frick up about. I'm a hour 20 minutes into this and i do not see the appeal, had a good start but jesus it really is reddit
>I'm a hour 20 minutes
There's still another hour to go. And it really fricking drags.
Filtered.
I mean i don't hate it. Just don't understand the emmy thats all. Maybe the finale is super kino and i eat shit or something idk i'll see
>the emmy
It got an Emmy because it's about Asians and people were talking about how not enough Asians had won Emmys.
>stops movie to post on Cinemaphile about movie
might as well just read the plot on wikipedia while you are at it
>I mean
>i don't hate it
go back and don't return
>I mean...
stop writing like this
makes you come across as a massive pussy
Not only that, he's also (clearly) mentally defective. Honestly, he should have been aborted (even though abortion is murder).
do you unironically think emmies even matter anymore
I personally know three people who have emmy's just for editing or sports journalism
it's pretty meaningless
oscars are worse
Just say you're racist, it's faster.
Instantly forgotten by the way
It's got like a made for TV, web exclusive of old kind of vibe and it's fricking terrible.
I watched it with my girlfriend’s boyfriend and he liked it.
I watched it with my mom's roommate's best friend's dog and he hated it.
Cool.
He's a good dog.
Does he like pattings? :3
One of my favorite movies of all time
Guess you just don't get it OP or understand nihilism
>bro just abandon your own culture and values for the sake of kindness and empathy
>it will totally save your life bro
I'm genuinely curious what Asian Americans thought of this bullshit
you don't have culture.
you don't have values.
you sit here day after day hating things that aren't even relevant to you.
have sex.
k your mom is done because i had sex with her, now what?
>Asian Americans
Too broad. It's always the Chinese americans making slop like this.
>I didn't understand the movie so I copied some bullshit I read somewhere else
>be uberautistic and your family won't like you
>be chill and they will like you
Truly an Emmy worthy revelation
is there any youtube review channel that doesnt think this movie is a 11/10 absolute masterpiece?
They're all desperate to be armchair Eberts and get 100ks of views with their "le venerable" atmosphere of reviews as if this wasn't the umpteenth sci-fi comic book style drek that man children overconsume every year.
Basically another "AAAAH I'm representeeeed AAAAH!" movie.
its a fun movie but completely over rated. i dont get it either. its like people have never heard of a multiverse.
Ok OP here so i finished it. I can appreciate what it's trying to do, it's heart is in the right place but man it's not funny at all, really drags it down.
Also the daughter has no reason to be as nihilistic as she is, maybe it'd make more sense if the mom called her a homosexual or made her homeless but seriously the daughter has no reason to become as nihilistic as she is, just go scissor your gf bro it's not that big a fricking deal.
Give it a 6. Not bad but probably wouldn't watch again, it's a very straightforward frick nihilism embrace nihilism film and honestly, i'm kind of sick of this argument to begin with, you arent that deep most of us figured this shit out when we were kids or teens
>daughter has no reason to be as nihilistic as she is,
Saw it a while ago but I rememer the "daughter" was from the first universe, she got tortured and mindbroken by her mom.
In the rocks scene she admitted that she's just a lost teen, and was waiting for mom to come up with a better answer.
She implies all versions of Joy feel that nihilism, thats why the the final conflict is focused on healing every version. That's what i don't buy, villain could have used more screen time or a rework, doesn't work as well as it could have
I think they made her too much of a teen caricature, making the characterization suffer.
>which she has a loving mom
That's the hero's world right? Hence why she saw sense at the end of the movie and stopped b***hing.
>and was waiting for mom to come up with a better answer.
She should have looked into a universe in which she has a loving mom
There's a universe with rock people, there must be a universe in which a women behaves like a normal human female that has a child, 80% of the planet's mom's do just fine
But huh
I guess that universe huhuuu it's huh locked
It's stoicism. No matter the circumstances you are in, you should man up and take care of your problems and don't blame others for your frick ups.
Michelle's husband wasn't being a pussy or nihilist, he was taking care of their problems in a more diplomatic way.
The movie is a jab to hate filled zoomers and activists that ape out for stupid reasons instead of being self aware, improving themselves and fixing their damn lives.
The humor is still Reddit as frick though but I buy the message.
adventure comedy is a hard thing to pull off effectively
this movie was trying to be the fifth element or something with writers who wernt up to the challenge..
>another thread about that movie that Cinemaphile pretends to hate
What was everyone's fav- worst part?
It just highlights how boring the Asian American immigrant experience is that to get people to pay attention they need all these novelties.
Blanchett gave her best performance of her life in Tar and got fricked for this shit.
A travesty.
The hotdog fingers was top tier body horror but they dragged it out too long.
The dildo stuff I just chalked up to hollywood giving its obligatory tribute to moloch.
this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes
If you aren't on uppers when you watch this movie you're doing it wrong
Reddit the movie. The message behind it all is annoying. Like teen nihilism will destroy the world and its all because we don't accept teh gay peoples. If we accept the gay peoples then everything will be fine. Because of course that's the cause of all of humanity's problems. I would have liked the part where James Hong was about to blow Stephanie Hsu's head off with a baretta but disappointed that it didn't actually happen.
>If we accept the gay peoples then everything will be fine.
The movie was written by raging turbohomosexuals.
It's literally considered Oscarbait now to shove your prolapsed anus into the lens and demand to be "acthhhepted!"
Thats why its funny the one on the left during their Oscar acceptance said something like "I dressed as a woman as a kid and it got me here/didn't damage me" - i.e. mocking those against shit like drag queen story hour.
This film and his work as a filmmaker literally embody exactly why parents should NOT let their kids do that shit. Just because he won a bunch of awards from fellow degenerates doesn't negate how infantile this movie ultimately is.
>Thats why its funny the one on the left during their Oscar acceptance said something like "I dressed as a woman as a kid and it got me here/didn't damage me" - i.e. mocking those against shit like drag queen story hour.
This is the part they'll never admit -- having their revolting degeneracy be "accepted" by society means letting them have access to your kids.
All of the gender/sexuality confusion being taught in schools, normalizing trans kids etc. will have untold horrific consequences for generations to come.
You missed the point of the movie.
I admit the "lol so random" humor is a bit too much and on first watch the whole thing goes too fast but the concept is really unique.
It's the first movie I've seen that shows the kind of chaos and anxiety that comes with having access to the internet from birth, how different it was for the previous generation and how important is the role of said previous generation in so zoomers don't kill themselves from anguish.
The most Reddit movie all time
Using reddit as a descriptor immediately outs you as a moronic homosexual.
People who can't wait until the end of the movie to form an opinion don't deserve to watch movies
movies shouldn't be longer than 90 minutes
Your attention span shouldn't be shorter than 90 minutes
People absolutely have that right. If the film goes on for the same runtime as another films and it's not clicked you have absolutely every right to walk out .
Even if you don't walk out, it's still valuable as it's important to help evaluate a films invidual acts and how they made you feel first time. Act 2 in this film is absolutely bloated
I didn't say you couldn't critique the movie as it's happening, but not having the patience to sit through a movie is moronic. If your time is so precious, don't go watching a 2 and a half hour movie. Stick to TV shows or something.
But i did finish it. I'm not that other anon talking about 90 min films. I posted it earlier, i think it's fine but not a 10/10 masterpiece.
I just don't understand the uproar, people think embracing nihilism is some sort of cosmic epiphany and then pretend it's the deepest shit, fricking please
Embracing nihilism? I thought the ending was about love and family relationships, that those things DO matter, even if everything else is seemingly irrelevant.
That's what i meant by embracing it. Accepting nothing matters and to enjoy the little moments with your family even if it meant nothing. That's the original meaning of nihilism
Thats still fricking depressing as hell, anon.
>Accepting nothing matters
Pretty sure nihilism meant choosing a personal value system, which makes some things matter to you.
thats existentialism fricking moron Black person cattle moron
why would you continue to watch a movie if youre half way through and hating it? just seems like an autistic obsession with completion at that point
Because i like to judge a film in total on it's full merits and there is also room for the film to get better and act 3 was much better than act 2. I liked Act 1 quite a bit it's just went too far with the humor around 50 mins in
shut the frick up homosexual no one cares
you're bad at this
You made a conscious decision to watch a 2 and a half hour movie. I've walked out of Suicide Squad so I don't care about completion, but to be nebulous and compelled purely by feeling shows a lack of discipline. Yeah yeah I'm just trying to watch a fricking movie, so who cares about discipline, but you still need to make up your mind and stick with something. That goes for anything in life. If I didn't love movies, I wouldn't give a shit. I love music but I'm able to stop an album halfway through if I don't get it, but I will still try to pick it up again later. It's harder to do that with movies.
Not that anon, but lack of discipline doesn't account for the feeling that you are just missing something everyone else is seeing.
>doesn't account for the feeling that you are just missing something everyone else is seeing.
what a soft ugly asiatic you must be irl wtf
Now you have to explain why
>ugly
>soft
>asiatic
are negatives without moralizing
talk more like a gay with too many words to describe simple shit wtf
I like movie. I like sitting through movie. I have nothing better to do.
>can't even get that right
so many homosexual losers here it's absurd
Thank you, fellow homosexual loser, it's nice to be a part of something
>you must be a disciplined consoomer and FULLY CONSOOM THE WHOLE PRODUCT
uh oh, another triggered chud
I wonder how this movie is going to look in a couple decades as a BP winner. I feel like it's going to age like milk.
Then again with how ADHD society as a whole is becoming...
I feel like I lived my entire life just so that I could see Everything Everywhere All At Once. This is easily the best movie I have ever seen in my entire life. This is the only movie I have ever seen that made me cry. Most recommended film I can ever recommend to someone.
I still don’t know why I’m supposed to hate movies for being plebbit
Watch Tàr instead. That's true kino.
not gonna lie, my friends put this movie on last summer in a room during a weekend trip and I saw the dyke gf and said "nope" and walked out and played dark souls 3 sl1 run with another group of friends downstairs while smoking cigs
It's extremely reddit.
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fricking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of the chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky A24 movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
top tier pasta
>hotdog fingers
it coulda been a really solid movie without the absurd silly shit
>Good start
10 minutes of old, dead bed (sexless) married asiatics that the based husband wants to end the marriage.
By minute 20 it switches to race mixing, bull dykes in the laundromat.
You think that is "starting good".
I would happily cokkk slap you until my Big Aryan Cokkk had friction burns or you were dead.