> we're so superior at our movie knowledge; we know so much more than more people; here us transfer our knowledge
> let me adjust my glasses while I say "actually I'm surprised about that obscure fact you brought up Jay; I concur"
shut the frick up you moronic pieces of shits; you are glorified neets with slight more time in your hands at watching normie movies; you are the dunning-kruger effect personified.
both of them were built for bbc
Sadly Jay isn't into getting gaped anymore so he stopped hooking up with glorious and virile nubian kings and has dedicated his body mostly to the previously neglected Asian members of their demographic in the bi-monthly patreon orgies.
>Sadly Jay isn't into getting gaped anymore
Believe me that nothing could be farther from the truth.
I didn't know the BBC had a movie reviewing show.
Anyway, I think you have to be British or black to work at the BBC.
>...he said after watching an hour long discussion about a 30 year old movie, as if the persons he was addressing could hear him.
they hear me, if they read the thread
we know at least Jay the insecure manlet is obsessed with reading twitter comments
then go to twitter then if you want to talk to your fake friends
You people are so insufferable. Why watch something you don't fricking enjoy.
> you can't criticize anything unless you like it bro
you are objectively stupid
lol its rumbling, watch out Mom its gonna throw a wobbly
This isn't a fricking critique. This is complaining about perception. Shut the frick up and stop being a fricking moron.
>objectively
Jesus Christ find a new word
You know they can see your inferiority complex from space now.
> unless you like everything about anything: you suffer from an inferiority complex bro
you are objectively stupid
it was all fun and games when they were mocking dumb movies, but then they tried to take it seriously and inadvertently exposed themselves a midwits
Brain Candy is great front to back. Frick this "petering out" nonsense. National Lampoon's Senior Trip absolutely holds up. Director Kelly Makin has two comedy masterpieces under his belt.
You sound both insecure and jealous. Like embarrassingly insecure.
> jealous
they are objectively annoying because they are stupid
they have the delusion they are superior intellectuals when the only thing they do is read a wikipedia page and watch a couple of extra feature for a film.
>they have the delusion they are superior intellectuals
Do they? Because from where I'm sitting they're just walking about a movie they decided to re-watch so they could make a video for it for their youtube channel that they make money from.
and why is that fun to watch?
I mean I typically listen to them while I'm doing something else, most because it can get boring to listen to music all the time, and longer content like audiobooks sometimes have a slower pace while forcing your to pay more attention than I feel like. Every so often they bring up other movies I haven't seen and I get to look that up maybe find a director I haven't had any experience with before or maybe a microgenre from some bizarre era. I also typically listen to it at 2x speed because 40 minutes of two dudes talking about an old movie can be pretty tiresome.
>why is human interaction engaging?
You couldn't reek more of autism even if you were doing a Fortnite dance and wearing a Thomas the Tank engine shirt
You seriously don’t understand why statements like this in the context of reacting to two guys having a normal conversation about a movie they like makes you sound butthurt and insecure?
you didn't explain why watching 2 normies saying inane things is a fun watch.
> objectively annoying
The irony of you saying this is hilarious
The irony. Sitting in your basement and b***hing about people who have done more with their lives than you. Seriously, just take a look in the mirror, o b j e c t i v e l y
>objectively
Oh, you are moron.
They were just laughing and having a general conversation about a goofy comedy movie that they enjoy. You sound insane.
and why do you think that's fun to watch?
it's literally watching 2 sperglords saying "we are smart"
they are stupid
then why the frick are you watching and then further complaining about it???
/tv/‘s seething over RLM is so pathetic. All this just because they don’t suck off the prequels You gays will still watch their next video and proceed to whine about it as well, rinse and repeat.
> over RLM
I don't seethe over RLM, that fat frick is annoying.
Jay isn't the greatest either if he is pushed in narcissistic corner of his delusion he is saying anything deep about movie making when he is literally just a youtuber.
> Jay isn't the greatest either if he is pushed in narcissistic corner of his delusion he is saying anything deep about movie making when he is literally just a youtuber.
Can you even give one example of whatever the frick word salad this is supposed to be referring to?
Umm sweetie It was about their complete sellout to Disney shilling whatever nuwars soitrek products were shat out. It was the plinkett review for force awakens where Mike spent 1 hour talking about ring theory being bad (nothing to do with the review) yet praised the rest of the movie. The plinkett reviews for the prequels got them their most attention years ago. They handled nuwars with kid gloves (Tom Hanks twitter photos) because they were paid by gobetweens of Simon Pegg or JJ Abrams on behalf of Disney
Jesus fricking christ my dude. I watched a video of two guys talking about a comedy movie they like. How did I miss all this?
You're not a permanently seething prequelgay
Mike should slap around the both of them. RLM is supposed to be funny. The moment they take themselves seriously they become Chris Stuckmann.
Bros ... I don't wanna get old
Just don't drink beer everyday and exercise.
Cry more, homosexual
It could be worse. Imagine Jack + the fat frick. I would unsub.
I never get the impression that Jay's factoids have an "aycktchually" smugness about them. I believe he has a genuine love for films and all the little trivia that goes with them, and it's nice to see someone actually like something in 2022 without draping it is 6 layers of irony and sarcasm.
You are correct and the seething homosexual OP knows this, and it makes him seethe that Jay has a casual knowledge of movies that OP doesn't. It's both hilarious and sad watching him sperg out
> casual knowledge
It's literally just wikipedia factoids, and shit he found in the extra features of the bluray he just watched.
You give to much credit to youtuber morons.
At least Mike is self-aware and does comedy.
>At least Mike is self-aware and does comedy.
stop defending your e-boyfriend
He's still inane, but he knows his place. There's nothing worse than a moron who doesn't know he is a moron.
I eagerly await this to be a total flop
Cope Mike, you lost
RLM are just as bad making actual movies moron.
How is someone supposed to know anything if they don’t find it out from somewhere?
>It's literally just wikipedia factoids, and shit he found in the extra features of the bluray he just watched.
If that doesn't qualify as casual knowledge I don't know what does.
Imagine seething this hard that somebody…learned things
The fat frick is the "achthyaly" guy here. Jay is usually too much ..dunning-kruger is he's left unchecked by Mike. He doesn't go full moron but he gets obnoxious when he laughs after point out factoids as if we don't know he just found them at wikipedia or the extra features of a movie.
seethe harder
>I'm autistic and angry
>fatbeard
>pleb leddit memeia
>israelite cucklasa
>gay blowsmen
>b***h evans
>aids moby
How many times have you watched the newest RLM video you supposedly hate, OP?
Three? Four?
Why is this board obssessed with these nerds?
I only occasionally watch their stuff these days, used to watch em more about 5 - 10 years ago
Whereas prequelgays obsessively watch absolutely everything they put out as soon as it drops, autistically scanning every video for any sign of weakness, any chink in the RLM armor so they can finally "own" Mike
I think Mike has become the personification of their high school bullies and they're just going to seethe at him for the rest of their lives
nuh uh
Nice try Mike but we know it's you
>Why is this board obssessed with these nerds?
because everyone online parrots their opinion like it's fact
They are like me! Except more succesfull and slightly less fat.
I don't know if I'm getting older or the posters on this site are actually getting more and more mentally ill
Election tourists and twitter / reddit refugees are the cancer killing this place
the election happened 2 years ago. I think they're here to stay
The Election, six years ago, but yes.
And the faster it dies, the faster it can start over with a smaller community that grows naturally.
the base of Cinemaphile is unironically the people who watch fox news.
nice spacing newbie
>WAHHHHHH! WAHHHHHH! WHY DOESN'T Hollywood MAKE 'EM LIKE THE USED TO? WAHHHHHHHHH!
>Refuse to acknowledge Top Gun Maverick
More like
>complains about constant remakes and reboots
>Refuses to acknowledge Top Gun Maverick, another reboot
literally whom?
We know this. Mike's based because he's a pleb and proud, Jay's cringe because he's a pleb who thinks watching extremely popular cult films makes him interesting.
Mike's smart and very eloquent, listening to him talk about movies or shows he likes is fun because he has interesting things to say about them, he might not be into weird artsy stuff but he's still great.
Jay isn't as well spoken, he may like a wider variety of art but he doesn't have a ton of interesting things to say about it
>Mike's smart and very eloquent
Maybe 10 years ago. Have you seen recent videos with him?
>Have you seen recent videos with him?
Yes. He's still got it
>we're so superior at our movie knowledge;
>at
Stop butchering the English language ESLhomosexual.
Does anyone know where I can find a link to the workprint they kept talking about? I want to see it but can't find it on any torrent sites or anything.
They're you, but with ambition. The reason you seethe is because you know you could be them if you hadn't already wasted years glued to your computer chair.
They're merely one step above you on the totem pole. So close, yet so, so far. Stay mad kek
Stop making fun of my friends!
Jay and Beardfat are my favorite Re:view duo
Okay Josh
Their knowledge begins and ends with American filmmaking. They know absolutely nothing about foreign films outside of maybe the giallo movement.
>Americans with an American audience commonly cover American films, which are the highest grossing on the planet
These smoothbrains know nothing of Bollywood kino!
Not saying there's anything wrong with them focusing on American cinema but they're severely limited by focusing on one country.
One of the first HiTB includes a review of a Bollywood kino. The Terminator ripoff with the robot pajeet who hurls cars at the police and fires a hundred guns at once.
literally who cares about non-american films
People with taste generally. Americans make capeshit, non-Americans (aka actual human beings) make kino. This is fact.
ah yes let me look at this list of movies no one has ever heard of
If you haven't heard of films like Withnail and I, The Killer, The Three Colours trilogy, Seven Samurai, Chungking Express, Das Boot, City of God and many many more then you are a tasteless dog fricking mutt who thinks Superman is real.
oh i watched das boot. too long. which one is the the one with the ninja and the baby carriage. also too slow.
oh didnt notice city of god, lmao at carrot top in that one
Stick to Mahvel mah boy, more your speed.
is that the one with superman?
It's the one with Superman's smelly bum! HAHA
eww
Go back to sleep grandpa the black and white funnies are still on rerun
They've been my imaginary friends for many years, but I think it's time we part ways. Used to rewatch their new videos at least three times in the 24h since their release, lately I can't bring myself to finish them.
no, please, no, dont advertise our channel and brand for free, PLEASE STOP NO GOD NO WE DONT WANT MORE MONEY PLEASE GOD
What went so right?
Kevin MacDonald was the voice of Almighty Tallest Purple. There's an obscure fact for you.
Not really, his voice is extremely recognizable. He's also Pleakley and Pastor Dave
Re:view's is the only rlm videos that worth a watch anymore.
I absolutely love the butthurt, seethe and outrage these guys cause you homosexuals. It's far more entertaining than their content. Keep it up, please.
You watched their video and they got paid
>they got paid
Does Youtube have some system where even if I use adblock they still get revenue?
I like RLM I just want clarification so I don't accidentally give worse videos nickels and dimes.
>still no Batman
They’ve actually gone too far this time. Yes I’m an autist. But their dishonestly, their blatant lying, it’s made my blood boil. I genuinely hate them after this. How dare you stare at me and lie. I know where their studio is. It would be like a 5 hour drive but it would be worth it just to see mikes lying little face crumpled and ruined after I fricking best it to a pulp with a baseball bat, fricking begging on his knees pissing himself and admitting that the sequels were a fricking disaster, than JJ sucks, that he was fricking wrong and the whole endeavour has been a soulless hollow piece of shit worse than the prequels. That’s what I want. The little “I’m an apathetic alcoholic!” Act to just fade away under threat of death, under my wrath, and for him to finally be fricking honest for once in his tiny pathetic life. Tears in his eyes as he realises this is what it came to to admit his pathetic online legacy was a farce. I’d fricking beat the frick out of him for everything he did. Im literally in tears writing this the thought is so cathartic. Id just pummel and pummel screaming at him for what he did, for keeping up the fricking lie. And bloodied and broken he’d admit it, he’d admit the prequels were good, he fricking would. I’d lay down in the exhaustion, emotionally drained, we would cry and embrace. The wound would be healed. But he would have to be harmed to the point of destruction fist. And id frick up jay merely for his smug pseudo intellectual manner, his boring insistence on obscure horror shit nobody cares about. I’d wail about how he isn’t interesting, insightful or clever as I smashed his fricking ribs with a hammer, how wrong he had got life, how desperately wrong he has perceived it all in his nihilistic little box. And rich would get possibly the most honest beating, the beating of a man who simply needs to be beaten.
beard fat is such an unfunny smug butthole
I really don't like these guys anymore. Stopped clicking their videos all together.
You click the threads though
well, yeah. If that was an attempt to "own" me in some way, I'm not sure you accomplished your goal.
Remember their Hobbit review where they explain what frame rates are like no one knew?
its a beard fat episode