HAHAHAHA I FIND IT SO FRICKING FUNNY

The fact that only Zack Snyder's film EVER did actually comics accurate red trunks that are shimmering between black and red instead of plain red like EVERY SINGLE live action Superman in color.

HAHAHAHAHA

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Killer Moth

    What the what?!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read your sentence 6 times and I still can't figure out what the frick you said.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can writing say anything to begin with?
      Ma'am ma'am, are you mad?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he mans only Zack Snyder made the live action superhero red trunks of a material that would have that black shade like the old Superman comics instead of being a super bright red.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not super, just plain.
        They aren't very red in III or Returns. Yet they still aren't shimmering

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder's Superman didn't have trunks you mung.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder's Superman didn't have superhero costume in first fricking place! Haha, it was just Kryptonian underwear (in the vein of 1940 radio version in which he arrived on Earth as grown mad in red and blue costume with shield and cape, they never mention trunks)

      And in original comics Superman made his costume himself, which Snyder's version didn't, yet.

      Captcha
      PJDWP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Accurate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His whole costume is trunks

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New schizo?
    Who keeps bringing them here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick biden,i will kill biden tonight

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >

          How

          >Say that again jack! *crack*
          >Awh haw awhaaa!

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorgeous trunks (on Bill)

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman’s costume was canonically made by Ma Kent by knitting unwoven fabric from the rocket so if you’re going for maximum fidelity it should actually look like picrel all over

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not, it was canonically made by Superman

      Snyder's Superman didn't have superhero costume in first fricking place! Haha, it was just Kryptonian underwear (in the vein of 1940 radio version in which he arrived on Earth as grown mad in red and blue costume with shield and cape, they never mention trunks)

      And in original comics Superman made his costume himself, which Snyder's version didn't, yet.

      Captcha
      PJDWP

      Everything else is just fan fiction play.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Earth 2 Superman, I’m talking about the REAL DEAL
        (Also the “boots” are actually socks, any depiction to the contrary is wrong)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only original Superman is the real deal.
          Everything else is just reflection that gets constantly rebooted and retconned.
          Long part itself yes, but the bottom is sometimes not a sock at all.

          Regardless. Even Earth 1 had shimmering trunks.
          One after Byrne reboot Some started to drawing them as plain red, because Byrne was fan of live action 1978 movie (but also both Kents were alive in Superman's phase in Kirk Aylin 1948 version)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also the “boots” are actually socks, any depiction to the contrary is wrong
          originally? they were laced sandals

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funny how in the end Top G. Peter (co-creator and sole artist of Wonder Woman until death, from which "officially" began Silver Age Wonder Woman era) gave Wonder Woman these sandals, while Superman had long red boots (before Wonder Woman, but still)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also even if you go by Earth 1 canon Kryptonian fabric definitely Would NOT look like your picrel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would if Ma Kent crocheted the threads back together

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this is the lengths snydergays have to resort to to stay relevant now. its actually kinda sad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, Snyder is so not relevant that at the last attempt to save their slop WB called Zack to gas it. Which he did in the most LMAOing way too, respect.

      But no, it's just fun fact. Another example of how Zack's people actually care about this stuff.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman is a bad character schizo who samegays in his own thread to keep it alive. It might be industrygay.
    >The 2 reddit Synder shitposters
    >The Batman/Superman fusion I hate capeshit schizo
    And now you…
    It’s always funny to see how seethe Superman causes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am genuine article so unless I do it again I hardly see anyone else carrying this torch for me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's not forget the supermanatee autist, we still don't know his endgame (if there is one)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is only the crotch of his outfit shiny or glossy? He doesn't have that shading on his red boots or cape so he must have made his bulge-bag different on purpose... But why?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really doesn't. It really is some different material in the actual comics.

      I don't know. But his dick is definitely less visible if it's in shades when you look at it upfront

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Superman is boring" threads buck-broke this absolute schizo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all. Not affiliated with these.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ehy

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually interested to see what a live action Superman would look like with a costume this shimmery and dynamic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trunks

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