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>black guys drive a car unsafely
>white guys drive a car safely
Very true, very insightful.
>sticking out your ass and shoving your face into the steering wheel
>safely
He's exaggerating it because he's black and trying to paint white people in a negative light. He sees white people driving in a proper position with their backs straight and both hands on the wheels and perceives it as "shoving your face into the steering wheel" relative to his own usual habit of leaning way too far back.
Imagine getting so worked up you post this. Fricking lmao take a day off
>Imagine getting so worked up you post this.
he wrote two sentences...
It's a cartoon, mayonnaise chud
I miss Phil Hartman
The simpsons died when he did
me too
formerly Chilchuck's
deens
I miss Chuck Sneedman
Frick you stand up comedy can be a beautiful artform.
also
Linda goes Gaga
Black guys be like:
>I CAN'T BREATH
White guys be like:
>oh dear, I am currently unable to breathe in a satisfactory manner
sneed goes feed seed
the same gag is in futurama, who was this based on?
>who was this based on?
Satire/stereotype about 90s black comedians in general, Def Comedy Jam in particular had a considerable number of acts fall back on it.
>fall back on it
Not sure if this is just poor wording, but are you implying black comedy is inferior, or...?
I think racial comedy was in demand in a post Eddie Murphy stand-up scene and it was a crutch that a fair few black comedians used for easy laughs to support otherwise mediocre jokes in the 90s.
Same as comedians of any other background, few are very good.
Goes back even farther than that, Richard Pryor also did the "black guys be like X/white guys be like Y" bits in the 70s.
sneed
like 95% of Cinemaphile has no idea how to drive and has never kissed a girl lmao
I'll have you know I've kissed a girl WHILE driving.
that's not safe anon, please be careful
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." -Albert Einstein
I ran over a kid
i ran over a kid then kissed her, she was pretty
WHO DIS?
MENDOZAAAAAAA
Sneeds drive a car like this
Chucks drive a car like this
Sneed run a store like this
Yeah but Chuck he runs a store like this
the only person i know who drives a car like that is an asian friend of mine who usually sits like that anyway because he has a bad back
a classic sneed
feed
rip baby sneed
Huge lips, huge nose, disgusting nappy hair. Even here, what is supposed to be a cute baby, Black folk are so revolting
I don't get it
What happened to Moeposter, bros?
basneed
Cracka', is you takin' me serious?
when a black guy poops in the pool he's like "yo check it"
but when a white guy poops in the pool he's all "oh my I'm defecating in the swimming receptacle"
>black guy
>in the pool
Techno music started blaring in my head looking at this picture.
Are those really from the same episode
I don't get it
You know, his physical acting there is great. Holding the hand still while bouncing the rests of his body
seeders rise up
sneedd
frick city scummers
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Tienda de abarrotes y semillas
Why are white "men" such sissies?
poor mans florb
I should just fricking end myself today. I'm seriously at my limit.
>Open the thread hoping to see some classic Simpson jokes and references
>It's all just sneed spam
Every frickin time
Sneed is THE classic simpsons joke and reference
No, I think you'll find 'steamed hams' is THE classic Simpsons joke and reference.
Sneed is jus wilfully obnoxious shitposting.
Steamed hams is Reddit incarnate and only got popular in 2019 on israelitetube
2017/18*
Formerly Milhouse
Milhouse is NOT a meme
DENTAL PLAN is though
(this place used to be quite the madhouse, let me tell you)
Wrong board
sneed
I have literally never seen a blackman drive a car in my country
forgot to mention I only ever knew/saw 1 person drive like that supposed white man, and it was a girl that was short as frick
sneeders party it up
Never seen a white guy or black guy drive like either of those
I have seen Italian guys drive like that in 1950s movies though
Probably what you're thinking of
Post the Futurama version