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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are sadists the popular kids in american schools?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not, genuinely popular kids don't even notice you unless you go out of your way to annoy them. The kids who bully other kids are rarely popular, that's just fiction created by jealous nerds who fantasized about stealing the jock's girlfriend

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of cope is this

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you went to a relatively average public school then it is entirely true. The most popular kids were always
          >high achieving academics that were also athletes
          >the rare non-autistic theater kids
          And the only "bullying" they did was gossip behind doors and polite apathy in interactions.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm trying to figure out your angle here. Since you're on Cinemaphile you probably weren't a popular kid, so why lie?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Since you're on Cinemaphile you probably weren't a popular kid
              I wasn't. I slept through most of my classes, always went to the computer lab during lunch/study periods, and barely interacted with anyone. The only Hollywood bullying that ever happened on a frequent basis was the druggies picking on the downies

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I wasn't.
                So then why lie? Just to rile people up for (You)'s?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't lied. My subjective experience > yours, ergo I know that my basis is entirely correct. I back up this assertion with the fact that a different anon agrees with me and I'be also seen the same sentiment stated on these threads from Cinemaphile.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most bullying is popular kids punching down. What the frick are you smoking

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a cope moron, it's reality.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way Buzz was popular though.

      If I were Kevin's family I would never allow Buzz to be unattended around kids.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buzz was molesting like half the kids in the family. Culkin confirmed this on RLM one time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Culkin was raped by a bunch of pedowood yids but he won't name them

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the actor or is that Home Alone canon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both, but I was referring to in-universe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to look at who is making these movies. Ask yourself why the people making these movies would frame it like that. Because clearly, your question comes from reality. But we aren't dealing with reality here, are we?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are sadists the popular kids in american movies
      ftfy

      these movies were written by israelites who hated the taller, more handsome and charming gentiles at high school

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The popular kids at my school were all pretty nice. Their niceness was a bit fake when it came to the morons and the freaks, but none were actively bullying kids.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      popular kids are popular because they're usually smart and friendly.
      It's the low IQ psycho/sociopaths who are the bullies.
      people who make movies are spiteful mutants.
      physiognomy is real.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weak should fear the strong.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda wild how Spongebob is the last show standing in that lineup

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin was right
    he should have pushed that fat moron over and everyone in that room wad partially responsible for Kevin's behaviour.
    These adults let this happen to a child in a vulnerable position already.
    His apology ought not be required.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if I was on that stage it wouldna gone down like it did

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Singing Christian Christmas carols in a major Hollywood movie...
    These days you'd be lucky to get home alone without a Muslim call to prayer or Hanukkah child sacrifice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muslim home alone where kid goes full Isis to defend himself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christian Christmas songs that are actually about the Birth of Jesus are the highest form of Christmas music and they have actual value. The only other Christmas music that is good are songs that came about in film music and they are about the spirit of Christmas. All commercially derived Christmas music and >90% of all Christmas songs that either have the word "Christmas" in them or which sing about celebrating Christmas, Santa Claus, etc are pure crap. You will have a better Christmas season if you regale your Christmas season with We Three Kings, Little Drummer Boy, O Tennenbaum, Here We Come A Wassailing, etc and throwing out pure shit like Mariah Carey, Bing Crosby, Jingle Bell Rock, etc.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where does Last Christmas by Wham fall?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hanukkah is actually mentioned in the second movie, it is said by one of the villains who says "Happy Hanukkah" while stealing money, can't make this shit up lmao

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so funny?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People talk about convincing villains but I think the actor for Buzz takes the cake.
    Never once in my child or adult mind prior to right now, did I consider he was just an actor and probably a pretty nice guy in real li-

    >On December 8, 2021, Ratray allegedly strangled his girlfriend while in a hotel room in Oklahoma.[3] He was "booked for domestic assault and battery by strangulation, a felony, as well as misdemeanor domestic assault and battery."[4] After an argument over his girlfriend failing to charge fans for his autograph, the duo returned to the hotel and "Ratray then pushed his girlfriend onto the room’s bed, pressed one of his hands against her throat, pressed his other hand over her mouth and applied pressure, according to the affidavit."[5] It was alleged that as Ratray assaulted his girlfriend, he told her, "This is how you die".[5]

    >In August 2022, police announced that Ratray was under investigation for an alleged rape that occurred in September 2017. The alleged victim, who had been friends with Ratray for 15 years, came forward after hearing about the 2021 domestic assault allegations, accusing Ratray of drugging her drink.[6]

    nevermind.
    I still enjoyed his role in Home Sweet Home Alone though, the best Home Alone movie since 2.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder they haven't brought Buzz back for all those nostalgia bait Home Alone commercials in recent years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believing women
      I feel like a lot of details are missing from both of these accounts and the timing is nothing short of suspicious. I’m not saying the guy didn’t rough up his gf and probably put the fear of god into her, but I know some b***hes just exist to prove Sean Connery right and what happens to them after is a divine test of restraint.
      I’ve never raised my hand in anger to a woman once but my ex, holy shit, she would turn a disagreement into a fight in minutes and turn a fight into a “domestic situation” in a heartbeat. The most I ever did was get in her face and yell and later she’d spend the next two hours retelling it over and over in some sort of “apology” and every time she started over she was a little bit quieter and I was a little bit crazier until basically by the end of it she had convinced herself I was Satan and she was just minding her own business feeding the homeless when I came at her like Mike Tyson.
      DONT
      BELIEVE
      BITCHES
      EVER

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice blog homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        women never have the guts to say something until some other woman does it first, but the 1st woman is almost always a liar and the 2nd woman is even more of a liar, and when the 1st woman isn't a liar the 2nd woman is still scared to say shit; ipso facto don't believe b***hes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dr. Dre was right about women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Domestic situations are complicated, anon. You can take her side but it's only based off the story she's provided which won't be the whole truth and may not even be true. Remember Amber Heard?
      And as the rape goes, you have two people partying and they wind up having sex. Both are drunk but it's the man who gets blamed? Doesn't seem fair to me. It's the same thing with Bill Cosby where he's high on drugs, the women are high on drugs, they have sex, but now he's the rapist? It doesn't follow any logic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee
      1) she was being a total c**t
      2) she deserved it
      3) he took it easy on her.
      Women are such crybully hypocrites.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls don't like boys who make Cinemaphile posts like this

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares what women think

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Warm and powerful people

            I really wouldn't give a frick if they didn't, but they certainly do.

            Cold, weak

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up, c**t. You're not interesting or smart.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really wouldn't give a frick if they didn't, but they certainly do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our boy is innocent. She attacked him and he restrained her. And as for the friend, they both got drunk and boned, then she regretted it so she called it rape in order to support her friend (his girlfriend).
      Case dismissed.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most kino tech

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS IS MISTER MCALLISTER, THE FAAAAAATHERRRRRRR.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The piano lady getting smashed by the cardboard tree was the real laugh in that scene. Oh us kids were screamin in the theater. Good times.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The deleted scene where Kevin traps Daniel Stern headfirst in the dryer and sticks a curling wand up his ass.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be choir teacher
    >be adults
    >kids at Christmas recital
    >precious and beloved
    >some chubby fricking 15 year old Ginger starts fricking around for attention
    >erupt into laughter instead of quietly shaming him
    2 was cartoonishly detached from reality

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ginger
      ??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buzz was a ginger, ESL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not a ginger moron

      People talk about convincing villains but I think the actor for Buzz takes the cake.
      Never once in my child or adult mind prior to right now, did I consider he was just an actor and probably a pretty nice guy in real li-

      >On December 8, 2021, Ratray allegedly strangled his girlfriend while in a hotel room in Oklahoma.[3] He was "booked for domestic assault and battery by strangulation, a felony, as well as misdemeanor domestic assault and battery."[4] After an argument over his girlfriend failing to charge fans for his autograph, the duo returned to the hotel and "Ratray then pushed his girlfriend onto the room’s bed, pressed one of his hands against her throat, pressed his other hand over her mouth and applied pressure, according to the affidavit."[5] It was alleged that as Ratray assaulted his girlfriend, he told her, "This is how you die".[5]

      >In August 2022, police announced that Ratray was under investigation for an alleged rape that occurred in September 2017. The alleged victim, who had been friends with Ratray for 15 years, came forward after hearing about the 2021 domestic assault allegations, accusing Ratray of drugging her drink.[6]

      nevermind.
      I still enjoyed his role in Home Sweet Home Alone though, the best Home Alone movie since 2.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Marv turn into a skeleton?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonest film making

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient American curse used to defend against Italians and other criminals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The israelite showed his true form

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some hairy pit French chicks says are around the ugly israeli friend. Old Man Marley is gonna get your body in that can. Nose and all.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was no bullying in my schools. Most kids kept to themselves. There was a ton of poking fun and gossiping behind backs, but no straight up bullying.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My older brothers were sadistic ass holes who tortured me. Now one is schizophrenic and obese and the other died of a drug overdose.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      majestic creatures

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadistic creatures

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          an elephant never forgets to redeem

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