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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this shit again
    >after months of the same shit
    Peak tism

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, that shitty Uglydolls movie preformed well on opening night even though it flopped (duh).

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this movie has a $200 MILLION budget. They spend 200 million on this and it won't even break $50 mil

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a tech demo that got out of hand

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this stuff cost so much?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be Pixar
        >Have most expensive computer systems of all animation studios
        >Have largest render farm
        >have most servers
        >use the most advanced tech
        >don't believe in compositing
        >render everything as is
        >waste it on garbage movies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The equipment itself is extremely expensive on top of the cost to have experts run it. Pixar in particular no doubt has one of the most expensive set ups of any animation studio in America, even if their usage of it is ridiculously overblown and unnecessary.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does this stuff cost so much?

        Because Pixar is a premium brand that produces "quality" animated movies.
        Mario and Spiderverse have half that budget and they'll both make far more than eLemental.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Illumination and Dreamworks making better movies than Pixar feels like nightmare dimension stuff, but I actually welcome it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >better
            I think it's just Disney is getting worse and those two make the same thing they always did.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I think it's just Disney is getting worse
              Correct
              >and those two make the same thing they always did.
              Wrong

              Both dreamworks and Illumination are doing something fresh stuff lately, specially from 2022 onwards.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Illumination and Dreamworks making better movies than Pixar feels like nightmare dimension stuff
            I never liked Pixar pretentious garbage so to me Dreamworks was always superior, but Illumination I agree with you.
            >I actually welcome it.
            I do too.
            Illumination did a great job with Mario and you just know that any other animation studio (bar Dreamworks) would frick it up.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We know if Disney were in charge they'd raceswap Peach, then just throw their hands in the air and say video game movies don't sell when it bombs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        money laundering

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spiderverse had half the budget
      >Spiderverse makes more than twice as much money than Elemental on Elemental's opening night
      >Despite having already been out for two weeks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >movie attached to iconic IP beats original IP
        Stop the presses.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once upon a time, Pixar itself was the IP.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruby is next

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even gonna be Ruby's fault. The movie looks fine, but general audiences are getting bombarded with trash this year and they're just tired of even trying to care.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the other mermaid movie? It doesn't look fine. It looks like fricking dogshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares I want to see the Ariel knockoff frick the squid girl (she should have been voiced by Christine Marie Cabanos)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The movie looks fine
        That's a good joke. This board is the only place I've seen it talked about.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The movie looks fine

        I hate the character designs so fricking much, specially Ruby jelly design.
        Who the hell employs those character designers? are they cronies?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least its not like Turning Red with the fricking CalArts shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think the 3D bastard child of Corporate Memphis is an improvement?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many days has this movie been opened before you're calling it a financial failure?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people might be tired of what of things had feelings ,what was the last one like that the Brazilian mermaid kids?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The twerking 13 year old panda

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will flop because they keep introducing LGBTQAI+ shit no one wants

    https://twitter.com/JustAVoiceActor/status/1669792764106792960

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they keep introducing LGBTQAI+ shit no one wants
      >posted today
      obsessed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

        moron

        First off, thats clearly a male
        Second, more of the "muh first LGBLT" shit to put on headlines
        Third, its a background character
        Fourth, literally who?

        goddamn libs, they're putting all this LGBT shit in these movies today that are barely noticeable and you wouldn't even be able to tell unless you obsess over it like a schizo madman aaaaa the west has fallen lgbt must indoctornate kids or whatever chuds on here talk about.

        Do you morons have a single belief that wasn't given to you by Hollywood or government indoctrination centers?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ohhhh come on, you literally had to go out of your way to find out that he was nonbinary or whatever those people want to believe. I can't imagine ANY scenario where you just happen to stumble upon this, at the very least take the piss.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

        moron

        First off, thats clearly a male
        Second, more of the "muh first LGBLT" shit to put on headlines
        Third, its a background character
        Fourth, literally who?

        goddamn libs, they're putting all this LGBT shit in these movies today that are barely noticeable and you wouldn't even be able to tell unless you obsess over it like a schizo madman aaaaa the west has fallen lgbt must indoctornate kids or whatever chuds on here talk about.

        How can it flop for a detail literally no one that isn't a terminally online no lifer will know? Like I spend my time on a board about cartoons and haven't heard anything before this.

        Like if it'd been an advertised selling point in the commercial I'd agree with you, but come on.

        Now I understand why people call this place Cinemaphilemblr

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's idiotic. Literally nobody has heard about this even if they've actually been following this fricking movie (and most haven't) and this absolutely does not fricking "count" as anything, wtf. It's like saying shippers who ship Naruto and Sasuke counts as gay rep or whatever the frick.

          This film looks fricking boring and paint by numbers as all shit that's why no one gives a shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      First off, thats clearly a male
      Second, more of the "muh first LGBLT" shit to put on headlines
      Third, its a background character
      Fourth, literally who?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn libs, they're putting all this LGBT shit in these movies today that are barely noticeable and you wouldn't even be able to tell unless you obsess over it like a schizo madman aaaaa the west has fallen lgbt must indoctornate kids or whatever chuds on here talk about.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Three completely straight movies in a row
      >Put this
      So close yet so far

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well now I'm wondering how do these elements even reproduce in the first place?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They go to Chucks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently, they have sex normally. The director mentioned one of the earliest ideas for the epilogue was the main couple having a baby

        https://thedirect.com/article/elemental-sequel-exclusive

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The memes really write themselves.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >both white
            what

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >both white

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought this was a blatant self-insert kind of story but it's not something applicable to them is all

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can't even touch each other without him evaporating. How he's gonna tap that? Artificial insemenation?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her half water baby would extinguish her from the inside out.
            Also if all the elements mixed together they would just become burning mud, which feels allegorically racist towards mixed people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FIRST NONBINARY
      What about C3PO?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can it flop for a detail literally no one that isn't a terminally online no lifer will know? Like I spend my time on a board about cartoons and haven't heard anything before this.

      Like if it'd been an advertised selling point in the commercial I'd agree with you, but come on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh... What..? Why... Why are they putting these in movies now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're doing that thing where they never actually state it in the movie and it's only information you will know about from external reference material.

        Basically, it allows Disney to be woke without actually committing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first gay character of disney again

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally some good fricking news

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make smoke

    Go broke

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    India should love this because they will beat people to death if they don't believe in ugly characters with the powers of nature.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s about racism
    >But with elements that literally cannot interact with each other without killing
    I’m amazed /misc/ isn’t all over this yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It needs to get in line behind Spiderverse 2.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's worse than Shazam 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Shazam 2's budget was pretty much half of Elemental's budget

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shazam 2: The 7-11 Slurpee Endorsement Movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For half a second I read that as Kazaam 2. And I was disappointed in myself for not knowing that there was a Kazaam 2.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll probably bomb, but thursday box office is clickbait. Because it's fricking thursday.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >probably bomb
      It's 100% going to bomb

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will use this to vitue signal something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ohhhh shit we pulling out the OLD memes? I have SO MANY from like 2006

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lots of people at Pixar playing the Crying Game now

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elementals bombs
    >Flash Bombs
    why not just make movies shorter and thus cheaper? like elementals should be 70 minutes and flash could have been 90 minutes
    there...I just saved 10s of millions of dollars.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario being short is what made it kino. Only had to take my kiddo once to the bathroom and we even got leftover popcorn when we left the theater.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked that the beginning part in Brooklyn told us everything we needed to know quickly and didn't drag it out for an hour.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the hell needs more than one bathroom break during a movie?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        LONDON
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ticket prices are too high for 70 minutes movies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And why do you think they're so high?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just wanna say, absolutely zero of my hating of this movie is based on some cultural grievance shit, I saw the very first images of this movie like a year ago and went "this is going to be shit. prove me wrong, Pixar" and then nothing I saw since then convinced me otherwise and it sure as hell isn't convincing me otherwise now. God damn that movie is some uninspired grey gruel. It was made using a bingo cage of ideas. They rolled it like three times and took those ideas and just went with it and spent SO MUCH MONEY on absolutely fricking nothing. It's incredible. It's like a smaller-scale version of when they made that John Carter Of Mars movie

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Torrent when?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pixar will (justifiably) shutter within your lifetime
    surreal for me, dunno about you ghuys

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pixar needs to wake tf up.

    I hate the water dude face so much omg. I get he is supposed to be a goofball but man this is rough.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The highly detailed animation for abstract designs like these is some uncanny valley shit. Watching clips actually have me motion sickness it’s so nauseating.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not good enough to be good
    >not bad enough to be entertaining
    This is the ultimate 5/10 holy shit

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the summer of the flops because I think Spider-verse's the only new film earning a profit right now.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not even saw this movie yet, but according to some people, I heard it's good. For those of you who have seen it, is it really good or did Pixar screw this one up?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, yet another movie about ending prejudice as two people of different social status fall in love and have to deal with everyone telling them they shouldn't be together but the allegory falls apart because there are actually good reasons they can't be together because the creators chose to represent different races as things that actually shouldn't be together.

    Can't wait for the next one where a diet coke and a mentos fall in love.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well shit, we really are going through Year of the Flops. I didn't think it would do well but this is very bad.

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