Usually they start high then drop. Mixed and negative reviews are coming in, this one's definitely gonna drop.
>NPR - In 'Thor: Love and Thunder,' Waititi's familiar strains feel familiar and strained
https://www.npr.org/2022/07/05/1108949918/thor-love-and-thunder-review
>Time - Thor: Love and Thunder Is a Snooze
https://time.com/6193270/thor-love-and-thunder-review/
>USA Today - 'Thor: Love and Thunder' review: Magic, music and muscle fuel Marvel's heartfelt superhero jam
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2022/07/05/thor-love-and-thunder-movie-review-chris-hemswoth-natalie-portman/7797774001/
>Scott Mendelson, Forbes Review: ‘Love And Thunder’ Is A ‘Thor’ Loser -https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2022/07/05/movies-marvel-thor-love-and-thunder-review-chris-hemsworth-natalie-portman-christian-bale-tessa-thompson-taika-waititi/?sh=79d426a21925
>Frankly, it shares those core problems and becomes a metaphor for Marvel’s entire “Well, what now?” Phase Four. It has the feel of a party that no one wants to be at, or a film that only exists because Marvel needed a safe sequel amid franchise starters, with the head DJ furiously shouting at the guests to dance, laugh and act like they are having a fun time.
Johnson sucks when it comes to adaptions and using existing source material though. He just can’t adapt to it, like he has to make new and original stuff or else he’s lost. The dude single handily fricked up Star Wars
>single handily
JJ killed Star Wars. Rian just took a steaming shit on the corpse.
Then JJ started dryhumping the pile with his limp israelitedick for the finale.
lol exactly my attitude. i used to think they were the worst. nutty beliefs, blackmailing their members, etc. but now with the globohomosexual troony shit, black worship, and gay shit and them forcing us all to like it, i kinda don't give a frick about scientologists and their nutty beliefs anymore. they're not forcing me to believe in thetans and shit, nor do they force me to like it.
I used to think scientologists were creepy but now they're so far off my radar with all this trans kids Pedowood shit who cares about fricking scientologists?
I think it's really hard to give TGM a bad review because it's just so well crafted. even the hardcore leftwing "ALL MILITARY FILMS ARE PROPOGANDA" types struggled to slate it because of the way it goes out of its way to avoid making any political statements.
even the chapo troony commie podcast loved it. the only people I see hating it are midwits who think disliking the “dudebro” movie makes them intelligent
by far the biggest problem with critics is overpraising shit in exchange for shill fees, but it's also very unusual to get near-universal praise for delivering what people expected because it brings out the contrarians.
Jeremy Jahn's review was bad, said the humour goes full pants-on-head moronic. Apparently there's a full love triangle plotline between Thor, Mjolnir and stormbreaker.
Honestly I have no fricking clue how marvelgays will take it, it could do gangbusters for all I know.
Thor's humor worked in the first movie because it was a fish out of water scenario where he got banished to the mortal world. I can't exactly remember when he became flanderized, but I feel like it was long before Ragnarok.
Thor's humor worked in the first movie because it was a fish out of water scenario where he got banished to the mortal world. I can't exactly remember when he became flanderized, but I feel like it was long before Ragnarok.
It was the fricking shawarma
2 years ago
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Would dig into this fat, greasy bad boy like you wouldn't believe. With a can of cold beer. mmm FRICK
"He's adopted" line was where the fin was passed. Fit in with the character none. Thor and Loki's relationship was a classic sibling rivalry. You shit talk one another but never would disrespect each other to outside company like that. Showed how dysfunctional Joss' childhood was.
2 years ago
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Yep. Nailed it. This is where Whedon prioritizing “wit” over characterization started poisoning pretty much the entire brand. Unfortunately, it’s the laziest way to bring humor into a film.
If memory serves that's not correct, otherwise he would have been quipping with RDJ about their costumes. Maybe it was Avengers 2 then Ragnarok completed it.
I don't wanna speak too soon but I seriously think it may approach the Eternals critics reviews. From what reviews are saying Taika badly needed to be reined in on this one.
These reviews are gold. It's like marvel is trying to see just how far they can push the quip meme. >But, if Thor: The Dark World was Moonraker, then Love and Thunder travels all the way to Austin Powers’s boudoir. Scarcely a line is delivered without it being immediately undermined by a follow-up crack. >The script, however, cannot make sense of its decision to manoeuvre Jane through cancer treatment. To this point, every line-reading, every music cue, every computer-generated arabesque is demanding that we take nothing of what we are watching seriously.
These reviews are gold. It's like marvel is trying to see just how far they can push the quip meme. >But, if Thor: The Dark World was Moonraker, then Love and Thunder travels all the way to Austin Powers’s boudoir. Scarcely a line is delivered without it being immediately undermined by a follow-up crack. >The script, however, cannot make sense of its decision to manoeuvre Jane through cancer treatment. To this point, every line-reading, every music cue, every computer-generated arabesque is demanding that we take nothing of what we are watching seriously.
good, based taika dabbing on muh serious cape movie homosexuals
He's a dishonest filmmaker who's afraid of his dramatic chops. Most MCU filmmakers do comedy because of the formula but as we saw with JoJo rabit, Taika is a legitimately cowardly filmmaket.
That was precisely what I hated about Ragnarok. >oh, you're watching in somber silence as your home planet is atomized? >better crack a stupid joke >le hero goes to do something cool and literally falls on his face >twice
Thor lost his father, his friends, and his fricking world. He was then turned into a slave forced to fight for his survival, but nothing phase him. He is just cracking jokes all the time. He comes off like a sociopath.
Then there's the powerscaling. I know, i know. But it bothers me that the movie tries to hype him up as this great warrior and godly being but after every "power up" moment right after he goes back to fighting like a normal guy in boring slow-ass fights. It's like he hits a group with the harmer in slow-motion and that's great and you think you'll see more of that with him unleashing his powers, but right after he is slow and getting his ass kicked.
The MCU also seems to refuse to acknowledge how insanely powerful Pym Particles are. Heck, that "broken" shrink way that turns people into a pulsing blob is an insanely powerful weapon in its own right.
Black Widow is apparently able to fight on the battle field against superpowered beings with just a handgun whilst the regular army are useless.
MCU's management of power levels with weapons is dogshit.
How about in Endgame when out of nowhere they have a "put your body back to the way it was X years ago" machine but they don't immediately give Thor is power and physique back... what the frick was that? I hate pedo media.
The singlemost unforgivable moment in the whole film is Thor sitting there as another sentient being is basically melted right beside him and his only reaction is to complain about the smell.
Same for me but with Endgame >You just watched a bunch of your friends die and the world end >"The Avengers broke up" >"What broke up....like the Beatles?"
Took me out of the shitty movie right there
And then when thor and starlord were trying to joke about who had the worse life.
Deflates any tension and prevents anyone with a brain from taking it seriously.
Part of the reason why I hate the MCU is that they laugh at the characters and worlds of the comics rather than explore them, like they're embarassed by their more fantastical characters and are afraid to take them serious in any way. Nice to see it's finally biting them on the ass. This new movie could have worked if Thor was played as a more serious character after what he went through in the previous couple of movies, and the comedy could have come from Jane being a fish out of water, the inverse of Thor in the first movie, and having funny interactions to the otherworldly moments and bizarre characters that Thor interacts with daily. But instead she does nothing. And Thor is just there to be a quip machine rather than a character.
It's over. MCUbros, this is it, it's the end for us... If raimi and Waititi can't save us nothing can. The MCU is dead.... Nooooooo... I hope they won't stop making the funko pops at least... No wait, we can still save this!!!!! Watch it a thousand times!!!! Tell your wives to make their sons watch it!! We will show the superiority of CGI over that transphobe white cis male Tom Cruise!!!!! YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!
It bothers me that this obviously shit film can still be at 74% RT because there are so many Disney shill critics these days. As trash as RT has always been, this film would've started at 30 to 40% 20 years ago.
I saw a review that said Thor has more chemistry with CGI stormbreaker than Jane in this. They clearly should've let the fricking romance drop already.
Two uncharismatic actors, either of them has chemistry with anyone on screen. It's forced cringefest
Hemsworth is actually funny imo, he's just used like a moronic ken doll in these movies.
>Hemsworth is actually funny imo, he's just used like a moronic ken doll in these movies.
He’s a better actor than these lazy, insincere garbage capeshit films ever let him be, which is a shame because Thor is an awe-inspiring character when he’s not in the hands of a cynical, one-note dipshit high on his own farts.
>He’s a better actor
God no, he barely even speaks English. Do you know where he met his Spanish wife? At English class, no kidding. He cannot shed his accent that is why he was struggling in the original Thor and had inferiority complex to the cast.
Plus he never had chemistry with anyone on screen, he is boring
I’ve seen him in quite a few other things and accent notwithstanding, he emotes well. Not every actor has Oldman’s knack for chameleoning whatever accent they please.
Every actor worth a shit doesn't need one anymore. Hiddleston surely doesn't need one. Hemsworth needed it for regular plain American or British accents, not for something exotic. For a Spanish woman that's fine but for a native English speaker? In MIB he plays a Brit. Fricking embarrassing. This guy is better off just showing his roided muscles. His brother, Liam or whatever, can use diverse accents, because he is smarter
2 years ago
Anonymous
They started off having the asguardians speaking with RP, which isn't a 'normal' british accent and isn't easy to pull off. Plenty of mainstream actors fumble it when doing stuff like Shakespeare adaptations. It's also Hiddleston's native accent so no shit he didn't need help with it.
All that said Hemsworth is clearly a limited actor, he should really stick to comedies imo.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's also Hiddleston's native accent so no shit he didn't need help with it.
What is I Saw the Light
Taika Waikiki, Rian Johnson and James Gunn are the three biggest cancers directing movies these days. They just jump from franchise to franchise injecting their insufferable quippy homosexualry while being lauded by reddit. How I wish a nuclear bomb would destroy Hollywood tomorrow.
I find James Gunn to be worse because he will literally steal scenes and gags from other movies and be praised for it. The rock music gimmick also pisses me off.
You forgot JJ Abrams, but yes most Xoomer directors are dogshit. The only one that has pleasantly surprised me recently is Adam Wingard with Godzilla vs Kong. The rest of them are absolutely terrible at handling these classic franchises.
JJ was born between 1965 and 1980, so yes. Technically Adam Wingard is a Millennial born in 1982, so I guess that's why he actually managed to make something good and respectful of the source material with GvK.
At least Gunn films feel like they earn their emotional segments rather than films just putting in a manipulative 5 minute that feel disconnected from the rest of the film.
I felt bad about Rick Flag dying in The Suicide Squad. That movie made him so likable compared to the first one and then he fricking died doing what he believed in.
It was still a manipulative as frick death scene. Every emotional moment in TSS was manipulative and contrived.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I agree. I think Gunn is a step up from Johnson and Tahiti, but only a step. I didn’t particularly care for GotG, either.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean Gunn stands apart because it looks like he can direct and give his film a non-dogshit aesthetic unlike Waiti. Although, I would put Rian above Waititi as well. Can't believe that trash JoJo film won a screenplay oscar.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can agree with that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>his film a non-dogshit aesthetic unlike Waiti
TSS looked cheap and cheesy like all of the MCU movies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Does TSS look like a grey sludge? No. Do the colors pop? Yes. Then it means he's better than the majority of the MCU aside from his own films and Ironman 1.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Does TSS look like a grey sludge? No. Do the colors pop? Yes.
It looks like yellow sludge. The colors don't pop aside from the cheap ass costumes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Which scene? There wasn't a yellow tint aside from a few night sequences in the city. Day time the colors in the city buildings certainly popped, as did Starro(and so did the color of other stuff like blood, the mist, etc..). All of that is still better than the MCU crap where not even the costumes pop.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The whole movie have a yellow tint. Everything else is just purple, specially the "gore".
2 years ago
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>The whole movie have a yellow tint
Really?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Any film that has a "quirky indie dance scene" in it irritates me. Not to mention it's 1945, they didn't even have music you could do vibe type dancing to.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I disagree. If there's one element of TSS that's good, it's the characters. They all worked well and their "moments" were all well earned.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The characters are cliched as frick and the moments are predictable and manipulative.
I knew that Peacemaker would betray the team, i knew that Dead-Bloodsport would bond with Rat Girl and defend her against Peacemaker, i knew that Rick Flag would die along with all the characters from the first movie aside from Harley Quinn because WB execs hated the first movie, i knew Harley Quinn would survive ludicrous bullshit despite Gunn trying to "shock" the audience (he does this shit in every non-MCU movies of his), i knew the color guy would die because he was too much of a caricature. The father wippy shit is also in every fricking movie of his.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You know the thing about him that pisses me off the most? A lack of creativity. If he’s not going to bother keeping the characters in line with the comics, then at least come up with something new and interesting. Take Bloodsport for example. In the comics, that dude’s thing is literally summoning superweapons. In the movie, he’s given a copypasta of Peacemaker’s origin and a gunsuit gimmick. Why? For a cheap one-off joke that goes nowhere. If you’re going to make a change like that, why not make it something interesting and impactful? Like this, for instance:
>Merc encounters some alien artifact that cyborgs him into a connection to a seemingly infinite warehouse of alien weaponry. >Implant performs threat assessment and summons a weapon powerful enough to neutralize the threat, downloads the operation manual into his skull >Faced with Starro, the only weapon it will summon is one so powerful it would kill not only Bloodsport, but basically the entire city
2 years ago
Anonymous
We're talking about a movie that steals several scenes and gags from the Deadpool movies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And his Bloodsport is just a thinly-veiled lift of Scalphunter.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Rat Catcher 2's moment when calling the rats on Starboy was kino.
Eh, it's probably the only time Father & Son will ever get used in a film without feeling cheesy as frick. The film was thematically consistent and built up to its emotional payoff well.
Why are you singling these guys out? What makes them less talented than the next Hollywood pedo? They're all the same these "films" are written by corporate algorithms.
>what is mostly
Also your video shows a visual gag
Johnson sucks when it comes to adaptions and using existing source material though. He just can’t adapt to it, like he has to make new and original stuff or else he’s lost. The dude single handily fricked up Star Wars
Johnson sucks when it comes to adaptions and using existing source material though. He just can’t adapt to it, like he has to make new and original stuff or else he’s lost. The dude single handily fricked up Star Wars
He can’t. The biggest grossing movie of all time in China is a war movie about how China supposedly BTFO the US Army at Lake Changjin, even though China suffered massive casualties and lied about their role in the entire war
Hiddleston might have actually pulled the best deal out of marvel here. Get in several of the best performing movies then piss off to an ongoing series before the movies tank. Good for him, I always got the feeling from Ragnarok that Taika hated him and Loki.
>I always got the feeling from Ragnarok that Taika hated him and Loki.
yeah, its pretty well known lmao. both hemsworth and him absolutely hate him because he mogs the frick out of chris
Dumb homosexual doesn't realize that Disney shot themselves in the foot by conditioning their drones to just wait for all their new movies to go to streaming rather than watch them in the cinema. Why bother paying $14+tip to see the latest MCU episode in the kinoplex when it's just a glorified soap opera anyway?
Looks to be a theme of critics feeling that it's cynical. Funnily enough it's got the opposite problem to Eternals, which isn't surprising considering Waititi. >It brings me no pleasure to report “Thor: Love and Thunder” is worse. I wished I was actually watching “Batman and Robin” or “Superman IV,” because for all their camp, those movies felt less pointless and more human than “Thor 4,” a cheap corporate commercial for upcoming Marvel content.
>“Thor 4” feels like a Disney experiment in just how bad Marvel movies can get before someone points out the emperor has no clothes. It feels like a Marvel movie that secretly thinks you’re stupid for liking Marvel movies.
I got some bad news for that guy. That’s been true of basically every Marvel movie since phase 2. They were never designed to reward actual fans of the comics, just bait them along for things they never delivered.
Reviewers are finally asking what non marvel drones have been saying. After endgame what is the point of the MCU. It's been building a bridge to no where and people are finally wishing up.
They remind them of penises. Majority of poojeets are subjected to rape during childhood either by their fathers or by their peers. poojeet women are subjected to rape at 3000000% rate during every age.
Source: I made it up because I hate poojeets.
If you don't like it or don't believe it you can frick off.
Never. Disney is still sadly beloved by too many people. Why do you think Disney movies have won in the Best Animated Picture category for 10 years straight? Japanese movies and other international ones get snubbed all the time.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Marvel Studios when shit like this and The Eternals reviews come out. Especially when Thor underperforms at the box office. Shit would have to get cataclysmic before Chapek gets rid of Feige Victoria Alonso though. Like if X-Men and FF bomb as well.
DC is in a way worse situation, both in movies and comics. The DC cannon is so fricked they are rebooting it again after just doing it last year, and they rebooted it 6 years ago
Let's be real, it's not really a failure until we see the box office. I know critic scores don't really matter to normies, they'll eat up marvel films regardless
>countless hollywood israelites rape kids or defend child rapists > >one guy let’s a bunch of people be free labour for him and uses a movie financing system outside of israeli control >NOOOOO EVIL EVIL BAD!!!!
cope. cruise is btfoing your capeshit at the box office
>"a cartoon rat" who made a lot of people happy >Xenu
2 years ago
Anonymous
Tickets to Disney World cost about as much as a Scientology membership these days anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Scientologists never wanted poor people to begin with. They have "recruiters" whose job is literally to recruit celebrities and other wealthy people to the church. So many Hollywood insiders are scientologists that some people join just for the connections
2 years ago
Anonymous
of course. It's about extracting money from people
2 years ago
Anonymous
I always figured they were just like the Masons for richgays. They have some fruity woo-woo cult beliefs, but it's mostly just an excuse to network with other members.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Can't get behind the slavery, harassment, animal abuse, and murder though. And the blackmail that means said richgays get entrapped. It's like Masons and timeshare people linked up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is the price for a family of 4 on holiday for Disney tickets. On top of this, £7 a day per person for Genie+ (pretty much a must). $25 a day parking.
Also, you must book each day at the parks at least 3 weeks in advance or they'll sell out. If you want to ride GotG, you must be at Epcot for opening to get a boarding pass otherwise it'll run out and you won't be able to ride it at all that day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy hell …
2 years ago
Anonymous
>two weeks
the food and lodging on top of that are going to be 5 times that amount. And they make it such a pain in the ass to not stay "on property" so they get your money from that too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's how they sucker brits. The 7 day ticket is the exact same price as the 14 day one. Getting the hotel for another 7 days is dirt cheap (comparatively if you're not in a Disney Hotel) so you end up spending more on the parking, the food, gifts....
The embargo for Eternals dropped farther out from release and reviews came in slower, but about 20 hours after the first reviews it was at low 70s, where Thor 4 is at after 2 hours.
The MCU has released enough interconnected content with e mouth references to things that only happened in comics that there’s just no place for you “haha I never saw any of these” types in the audience anymore. Go do your homework if you want to enjoy these movies the way they’re meant to be enjoyed.
"He's adopted" line was where the fin was passed. Fit in with the character none. Thor and Loki's relationship was a classic sibling rivalry. You shit talk one another but never would disrespect each other to outside company like that. Showed how dysfunctional Joss' childhood was.
At least he still cared about his family at that point. I bet in this one there's no reference to Thor's dead family or worse, he jokes about it.
Waititi feels like he's got a living ripping off Christopher Guest's style of awkward humour. The difference is Guest uses it more sparingly and has more endearing characters that are more suited to that style of comedy.
...I can't believe you put this much thought into all these talentless pedoisraelites and their disgusting, garbage product. Piss smells better than shit, more at 10.
Trips of truth. WWDITS series being as kino as the movie confirms this. Taika has vanity involvement while Jemaine actually is hands on. Based Jemaine though using his connections to this overhyped fraud. It's the least he deserves.
This is actually exciting to hear, because I always — without exception — enjoy movies that waver in tone. That's way more interesting to me than a "consistent" tone, which critics seem to enjoy
It took long enough. I'd just love to see Lucasfilm's reaction to this, by the time it gets around to preproduction of his nuwars film the hype around him will be gone.
>finally
To anyone with at least half a brain stem, he was always a hack. He only coasted by for so long thanks to ~~*nepotism*~~ in Hollywood + the inner circle club he's no doubt a part of. The smug prick probably went too far this time with the most normiest of shills, hence why Thor 4's getting a lower score than the previous film. Anyone's who's heard the dialogue knows how shit it is. It's literally Anthony Burch levels of AI-produced garbage.
I can't wait to hear how terrible his Star Wars movie will be, if he even gets the chance at making one.
>Is RT deleting negative reviews?
RT is recounting the negative reviews to make sure if they can be negative or not. Trust me, i worked for the site. My coworks are scared of making a "mistake" and this reflecting poorly on them given this is a Disney blockbuster.
Imagine getting Christian Bale in your franchise and then you waste him on some director that can't stop jerking it to his own jokes. Shameful.
It keeps changing, the page is basically unusable at the moment. Mine has 87 reviews at 71% atm. You can only wonder why reviews keep being added and removed.
is 86% exceptionally low or something?
i dont use reddit tomatoes and so i wouldnt know
It’ll get lower. Maybe 75% towards the end.
Marvel fans have high standards
Thanks Anon, I needed a good laugh.
Usually they start high then drop. Mixed and negative reviews are coming in, this one's definitely gonna drop.
>NPR - In 'Thor: Love and Thunder,' Waititi's familiar strains feel familiar and strained
https://www.npr.org/2022/07/05/1108949918/thor-love-and-thunder-review
>Time - Thor: Love and Thunder Is a Snooze
https://time.com/6193270/thor-love-and-thunder-review/
>USA Today - 'Thor: Love and Thunder' review: Magic, music and muscle fuel Marvel's heartfelt superhero jam
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2022/07/05/thor-love-and-thunder-movie-review-chris-hemswoth-natalie-portman/7797774001/
THR - https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/thor-love-and-thunder-1235175416/amp/
>Scott Mendelson, Forbes Review: ‘Love And Thunder’ Is A ‘Thor’ Loser -https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2022/07/05/movies-marvel-thor-love-and-thunder-review-chris-hemsworth-natalie-portman-christian-bale-tessa-thompson-taika-waititi/?sh=79d426a21925
Holy shit, that is bad.
Glad the decline of capeshit is real.
on the other hand scott mendelson is a gay so....
how did disney fall from mendelsontein's grace
The director already creatively bankrupt
>Waititi's familiar strains feel familiar and strained
Bet the headline writer was creaming himself about that one
He should. It’s wittier than anything Tahiti ever wrote.
>Frankly, it shares those core problems and becomes a metaphor for Marvel’s entire “Well, what now?” Phase Four. It has the feel of a party that no one wants to be at, or a film that only exists because Marvel needed a safe sequel amid franchise starters, with the head DJ furiously shouting at the guests to dance, laugh and act like they are having a fun time.
Yo.
The joke is that nobody rated the movie except for critics.
Grow up.
abort more
guy from american psycho is in the movie for 6 minutes and end credits reveal another baddie (hercules)
They really have 0 idea of what to do, don't they? Plus Herc is bi isn't that against their rules to make him a villain?
That raccon is living the good life.
>Still no sign of Beta Ray Bill
Wtf,he's literally me
>reveal another baddie
Evil Ken
Friendship ended with monke. Racoon is now literally me.
Kek.
Best description of the ST I’ve ever heard.
israelitekino bros...WE WON?!
TIME TO CONSOOOOOOOOOM THE AGENDA!!!
seems like the usual shill score?
What are you 12?
It’ll be 92% in a couple days
It's over. It's done.
Is Disney finally imploding?
Did all that woke money go to the Ukraine?
>higher than Dersu Uzala and Aguirre
Modern "critics" need to hang from their intestines
> Dersu Uzala (1975) only has a 73% tomato rating or whatever they call it
What the actual frick lmao
wtf i love communism now
>7 out of 10 at IGN
It's officially over for the MCU and Taika Waititi now. There's no coming back from this
>Star Wars is relying on Taika to revitalize their films
kek
Can’t bruise the cruise.
Thorsisters….
Scientology is a cult and scam. Frick Tom Cruise.
Thor lost.
About the only religion that keeps to themselves so they're ok in my eyes
lol exactly my attitude. i used to think they were the worst. nutty beliefs, blackmailing their members, etc. but now with the globohomosexual troony shit, black worship, and gay shit and them forcing us all to like it, i kinda don't give a frick about scientologists and their nutty beliefs anymore. they're not forcing me to believe in thetans and shit, nor do they force me to like it.
Lmfao it’s atheists constantly propagandising to people and never shutting the frick up these days. You aren’t fooling anyone
I used to think scientologists were creepy but now they're so far off my radar with all this trans kids Pedowood shit who cares about fricking scientologists?
>t. low t (thetas)
Can't make amovie without milking a dead IP in current year
lol that's fricking insane-- they actually gave a movie the reviews it deserved.
I think it's really hard to give TGM a bad review because it's just so well crafted. even the hardcore leftwing "ALL MILITARY FILMS ARE PROPOGANDA" types struggled to slate it because of the way it goes out of its way to avoid making any political statements.
even the chapo troony commie podcast loved it. the only people I see hating it are midwits who think disliking the “dudebro” movie makes them intelligent
by far the biggest problem with critics is overpraising shit in exchange for shill fees, but it's also very unusual to get near-universal praise for delivering what people expected because it brings out the contrarians.
Stop this false flagging bullshit, Marvel fans and Top Gun fans are the same people
No
Like hell.
Top Gun fans are Boomers
Obviously
Absolutely not. loved Top Gun and I shit on cringe cgi capeshit
thank God, nope
Of two removed generations, yeah.
This is true. The biggest Top Gun fan I know is an MCU soi
>Marvel fans and Top Gun fans are the same people
No I'm fricking not, capeshitter.
Top Gun reached 1.1 billion.
Post it's marketing budget + the amount they will have to spend on the rights lawsuit
What form of cope is this?
I accept your concession
>inb4 Disney shill
Thor will flop too, Americans cannot make cinema
Corporate shills can't meme
Jeremy Jahn's review was bad, said the humour goes full pants-on-head moronic. Apparently there's a full love triangle plotline between Thor, Mjolnir and stormbreaker.
Honestly I have no fricking clue how marvelgays will take it, it could do gangbusters for all I know.
>Apparently there's a full love triangle plotline between Thor, Mjolnir and stormbreaker.
>im supposed to take this as a bad thing
If it was South Park they'd make that a funny arc, but knowing Taika he'd run the joke right into the ground.
jeremy jahns also uploaded a video confirming the movie is stupid and feels like a parody, thor is a complete fricking idiot.
Based Jeremy enjoyer, basically one of the only movie reviewers I trust
so exactly like ragnarok
He said it's even worse than Ragnarok
gay take, thor is best when he's at his most moronic
I trust Jeremy so frick me
They made Thor a full on comic relief character in Ragnarok and Endgame, he was only a badass recently in Infinity War
Uh oh
>Fricking Collider gave it a 100
>Its not a perfect movie
>But also I give it a 10/10 rating
>exemplifies the new directions a character's story can take
it's a story that tells a story, if you will.
It’s simplistic in its complexity, even. It makes you really understand Thor’s struggle with his masculinity
>himbo
>flawed and silly man
>thor - silly man
Thor is literal fricking GOD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thor's humor worked in the first movie because it was a fish out of water scenario where he got banished to the mortal world. I can't exactly remember when he became flanderized, but I feel like it was long before Ragnarok.
First Avengers movie. You know who to thank.
Yeah but Thor 2 was played straight.
It was the fricking shawarma
Would dig into this fat, greasy bad boy like you wouldn't believe. With a can of cold beer. mmm FRICK
enjoy your goyslop
Joss Sneedon is actually based for ruining Marvel and abusing actresses though.
"He's adopted" line was where the fin was passed. Fit in with the character none. Thor and Loki's relationship was a classic sibling rivalry. You shit talk one another but never would disrespect each other to outside company like that. Showed how dysfunctional Joss' childhood was.
Yep. Nailed it. This is where Whedon prioritizing “wit” over characterization started poisoning pretty much the entire brand. Unfortunately, it’s the laziest way to bring humor into a film.
If memory serves that's not correct, otherwise he would have been quipping with RDJ about their costumes. Maybe it was Avengers 2 then Ragnarok completed it.
How can anyone hype something called "love and thunder"? Like, it's clearly dogshit
I refreshed RT and it dropped to 74%, and now it's blank with 0 reviews. Is it my shitty internet or wtf is going on?
The fix is in
Yeah it's blank now. The fix is in for Disney.
OHNONONO
Damn it's only going to get worse. Probably end up in the mid 60s.
I don't wanna speak too soon but I seriously think it may approach the Eternals critics reviews. From what reviews are saying Taika badly needed to be reined in on this one.
That was true for the last one. Frick this one-note hack.
Uuuh... I though only chuds give bad scores to Disney/Marvel movies?
>All of Cinemaphile's moronic memes couldn't do shit
i cant wait for the next capeshit movie
Where is that from ?
Boardwalk Empire
Boardwalk Empire. It's like a solid 8/10 crime show.
It's two reactions in one. If you look in the background you can see the guy sipping his drink and laughing.
Wait, are we laughing because that's much higher than we expected it to be?
Grace doesn't like it either, she compares it to Sam Raimi's movie
>another Thor film about him trying to find himself
>film is not called Thour (you know like four because it’s the 4th thor movie)
they didn't call Ragnarok Thor 3: 2 1 either
These reviews are gold. It's like marvel is trying to see just how far they can push the quip meme.
>But, if Thor: The Dark World was Moonraker, then Love and Thunder travels all the way to Austin Powers’s boudoir. Scarcely a line is delivered without it being immediately undermined by a follow-up crack.
>The script, however, cannot make sense of its decision to manoeuvre Jane through cancer treatment. To this point, every line-reading, every music cue, every computer-generated arabesque is demanding that we take nothing of what we are watching seriously.
This is what happens when you let Taika run wild. All he cares about is being funny.
good, based taika dabbing on muh serious cape movie homosexuals
He's a dishonest filmmaker who's afraid of his dramatic chops. Most MCU filmmakers do comedy because of the formula but as we saw with JoJo rabit, Taika is a legitimately cowardly filmmaket.
Yeah I'm sure the pedo disney execs would have made a much better movie... what's the difference who makes it? It's all worthless, ugly goyslop.
He's not though, hes cringe. Ragnarok was insufferably reddit. His self insert stone character was grating as hell.
>All he cares about is being funny.
Then why isn't he?
Missing his crutch. See
Jermaine got israeliteed
That was precisely what I hated about Ragnarok.
>oh, you're watching in somber silence as your home planet is atomized?
>better crack a stupid joke
>le hero goes to do something cool and literally falls on his face
>twice
I honestly don't know why Ragnarok is so liked.
Thor lost his father, his friends, and his fricking world. He was then turned into a slave forced to fight for his survival, but nothing phase him. He is just cracking jokes all the time. He comes off like a sociopath.
Then there's the powerscaling. I know, i know. But it bothers me that the movie tries to hype him up as this great warrior and godly being but after every "power up" moment right after he goes back to fighting like a normal guy in boring slow-ass fights. It's like he hits a group with the harmer in slow-motion and that's great and you think you'll see more of that with him unleashing his powers, but right after he is slow and getting his ass kicked.
>*gets tasered*
yeah that was the last MCU movie I ever saw and I regret them all up to that point
The MCU also seems to refuse to acknowledge how insanely powerful Pym Particles are. Heck, that "broken" shrink way that turns people into a pulsing blob is an insanely powerful weapon in its own right.
Black Widow is apparently able to fight on the battle field against superpowered beings with just a handgun whilst the regular army are useless.
MCU's management of power levels with weapons is dogshit.
normies don't care about plot mechanics.
normies don't care
How about in Endgame when out of nowhere they have a "put your body back to the way it was X years ago" machine but they don't immediately give Thor is power and physique back... what the frick was that? I hate pedo media.
The singlemost unforgivable moment in the whole film is Thor sitting there as another sentient being is basically melted right beside him and his only reaction is to complain about the smell.
That sounds like Thor, fricking butthole
Same for me but with Endgame
>You just watched a bunch of your friends die and the world end
>"The Avengers broke up"
>"What broke up....like the Beatles?"
Took me out of the shitty movie right there
And then when thor and starlord were trying to joke about who had the worse life.
Deflates any tension and prevents anyone with a brain from taking it seriously.
Moonraker was good though
Part of the reason why I hate the MCU is that they laugh at the characters and worlds of the comics rather than explore them, like they're embarassed by their more fantastical characters and are afraid to take them serious in any way. Nice to see it's finally biting them on the ass. This new movie could have worked if Thor was played as a more serious character after what he went through in the previous couple of movies, and the comedy could have come from Jane being a fish out of water, the inverse of Thor in the first movie, and having funny interactions to the otherworldly moments and bizarre characters that Thor interacts with daily. But instead she does nothing. And Thor is just there to be a quip machine rather than a character.
I’ve felt this way for years. Could not have said it any better.
Damn.
STOP THE COUNT
It's over. MCUbros, this is it, it's the end for us... If raimi and Waititi can't save us nothing can. The MCU is dead.... Nooooooo... I hope they won't stop making the funko pops at least... No wait, we can still save this!!!!! Watch it a thousand times!!!! Tell your wives to make their sons watch it!! We will show the superiority of CGI over that transphobe white cis male Tom Cruise!!!!! YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!
It bothers me that this obviously shit film can still be at 74% RT because there are so many Disney shill critics these days. As trash as RT has always been, this film would've started at 30 to 40% 20 years ago.
In this movie, Thor gets mogged by his girlfriend, who then dies from cancer. Bravo, Waititi.
Just tell me the after credits scenes and frick off
Zeus complains about how modern humans are worshipping superheroes more than gods and then summons Heracles to frick them up.
At least they fix Thor and Jane I guess. The two had like zero chemistry before.
Two uncharismatic actors, either of them has chemistry with anyone on screen. It's forced cringefest
I saw a review that said Thor has more chemistry with CGI stormbreaker than Jane in this. They clearly should've let the fricking romance drop already.
Hemsworth is actually funny imo, he's just used like a moronic ken doll in these movies.
The only time I've seen Portman try to do a quirky fun film was Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium and she was really terrible in it.
>Hemsworth is actually funny imo, he's just used like a moronic ken doll in these movies.
He’s a better actor than these lazy, insincere garbage capeshit films ever let him be, which is a shame because Thor is an awe-inspiring character when he’s not in the hands of a cynical, one-note dipshit high on his own farts.
>He’s a better actor
God no, he barely even speaks English. Do you know where he met his Spanish wife? At English class, no kidding. He cannot shed his accent that is why he was struggling in the original Thor and had inferiority complex to the cast.
Plus he never had chemistry with anyone on screen, he is boring
I didn't realize they learned accents at English class.
are you saying he is a barely verbal Australian chad autist?
Yes
I’ve seen him in quite a few other things and accent notwithstanding, he emotes well. Not every actor has Oldman’s knack for chameleoning whatever accent they please.
Has he ever had chemistry with a female?
No, he met his wife via dialect coach. Dialect coach != English class. Every actor worth a shit uses one.
Every actor worth a shit doesn't need one anymore. Hiddleston surely doesn't need one. Hemsworth needed it for regular plain American or British accents, not for something exotic. For a Spanish woman that's fine but for a native English speaker? In MIB he plays a Brit. Fricking embarrassing. This guy is better off just showing his roided muscles. His brother, Liam or whatever, can use diverse accents, because he is smarter
They started off having the asguardians speaking with RP, which isn't a 'normal' british accent and isn't easy to pull off. Plenty of mainstream actors fumble it when doing stuff like Shakespeare adaptations. It's also Hiddleston's native accent so no shit he didn't need help with it.
All that said Hemsworth is clearly a limited actor, he should really stick to comedies imo.
>It's also Hiddleston's native accent so no shit he didn't need help with it.
What is I Saw the Light
he's totally shit
Ragnarok was awful. This movie looks to be even worse.
>not even Bale can save this movie
It's over...
Metacritic is dropping and now at 62. Critics are pissed, I can't imagine what the WOM is gonna be for this one.
Will it drop lower than Thor the Dark World? That would be an achievement.
Taika Waikiki, Rian Johnson and James Gunn are the three biggest cancers directing movies these days. They just jump from franchise to franchise injecting their insufferable quippy homosexualry while being lauded by reddit. How I wish a nuclear bomb would destroy Hollywood tomorrow.
I find James Gunn to be worse because he will literally steal scenes and gags from other movies and be praised for it. The rock music gimmick also pisses me off.
James Gunn is like if Taika Waikiki and Tarantino had a baby.
Looks like the world is bored of white male directors. Time to bring on the women
Zhaobros will we finally get some more WMAF kino?
I wholeheartedly agree.
You forgot JJ Abrams, but yes most Xoomer directors are dogshit. The only one that has pleasantly surprised me recently is Adam Wingard with Godzilla vs Kong. The rest of them are absolutely terrible at handling these classic franchises.
JJ Abrams is older than Nolan.....is he a "Xoomer" director?
JJ was born between 1965 and 1980, so yes. Technically Adam Wingard is a Millennial born in 1982, so I guess that's why he actually managed to make something good and respectful of the source material with GvK.
>Rian Johnson
Thank good he only destroyed SW.
JJ abrams destroyed both SW and ST
And yet RLM will keep defending israelite israelite
RLM will also love Thor
I like Gunn but imo nothing will top his first two movies
At least Gunn films feel like they earn their emotional segments rather than films just putting in a manipulative 5 minute that feel disconnected from the rest of the film.
You know that's a goddamn fricking lie.
I felt bad about Rick Flag dying in The Suicide Squad. That movie made him so likable compared to the first one and then he fricking died doing what he believed in.
It was still a manipulative as frick death scene. Every emotional moment in TSS was manipulative and contrived.
I agree. I think Gunn is a step up from Johnson and Tahiti, but only a step. I didn’t particularly care for GotG, either.
I mean Gunn stands apart because it looks like he can direct and give his film a non-dogshit aesthetic unlike Waiti. Although, I would put Rian above Waititi as well. Can't believe that trash JoJo film won a screenplay oscar.
I can agree with that.
>his film a non-dogshit aesthetic unlike Waiti
TSS looked cheap and cheesy like all of the MCU movies.
Does TSS look like a grey sludge? No. Do the colors pop? Yes. Then it means he's better than the majority of the MCU aside from his own films and Ironman 1.
>Does TSS look like a grey sludge? No. Do the colors pop? Yes.
It looks like yellow sludge. The colors don't pop aside from the cheap ass costumes.
Which scene? There wasn't a yellow tint aside from a few night sequences in the city. Day time the colors in the city buildings certainly popped, as did Starro(and so did the color of other stuff like blood, the mist, etc..). All of that is still better than the MCU crap where not even the costumes pop.
The whole movie have a yellow tint. Everything else is just purple, specially the "gore".
>The whole movie have a yellow tint
Really?
Any film that has a "quirky indie dance scene" in it irritates me. Not to mention it's 1945, they didn't even have music you could do vibe type dancing to.
I disagree. If there's one element of TSS that's good, it's the characters. They all worked well and their "moments" were all well earned.
The characters are cliched as frick and the moments are predictable and manipulative.
I knew that Peacemaker would betray the team, i knew that Dead-Bloodsport would bond with Rat Girl and defend her against Peacemaker, i knew that Rick Flag would die along with all the characters from the first movie aside from Harley Quinn because WB execs hated the first movie, i knew Harley Quinn would survive ludicrous bullshit despite Gunn trying to "shock" the audience (he does this shit in every non-MCU movies of his), i knew the color guy would die because he was too much of a caricature. The father wippy shit is also in every fricking movie of his.
You know the thing about him that pisses me off the most? A lack of creativity. If he’s not going to bother keeping the characters in line with the comics, then at least come up with something new and interesting. Take Bloodsport for example. In the comics, that dude’s thing is literally summoning superweapons. In the movie, he’s given a copypasta of Peacemaker’s origin and a gunsuit gimmick. Why? For a cheap one-off joke that goes nowhere. If you’re going to make a change like that, why not make it something interesting and impactful? Like this, for instance:
>Merc encounters some alien artifact that cyborgs him into a connection to a seemingly infinite warehouse of alien weaponry.
>Implant performs threat assessment and summons a weapon powerful enough to neutralize the threat, downloads the operation manual into his skull
>Faced with Starro, the only weapon it will summon is one so powerful it would kill not only Bloodsport, but basically the entire city
We're talking about a movie that steals several scenes and gags from the Deadpool movies.
And his Bloodsport is just a thinly-veiled lift of Scalphunter.
Rat Catcher 2's moment when calling the rats on Starboy was kino.
Totally agree.
I think he did good enough of a Job in GOTG and TSS. GOTG 2 and Peacemaker though were garbage.
Eh, it's probably the only time Father & Son will ever get used in a film without feeling cheesy as frick. The film was thematically consistent and built up to its emotional payoff well.
His SS tops both of his GotG movies
I like gunn but suicide squad was garbage
agree especially on super
Why are you singling these guys out? What makes them less talented than the next Hollywood pedo? They're all the same these "films" are written by corporate algorithms.
Rian Johnson humor is mostly visual gags. You're dumb.
Yo mama jokes and slapstick aren’t visual gags. The man resorts to outright slapstick.
>slapstick
is based and funny if done right
Rian Johnson can't into slapstick nor quips
>what is mostly
Also your video shows a visual gag
>Star Wars is dead for the 384737th time
Visual gags that involve faux “violence” are called slapstick - physical comedy. Here’s some more:
Johnson sucks when it comes to adaptions and using existing source material though. He just can’t adapt to it, like he has to make new and original stuff or else he’s lost. The dude single handily fricked up Star Wars
>single handily
JJ killed Star Wars. Rian just took a steaming shit on the corpse.
Then JJ started dryhumping the pile with his limp israelitedick for the finale.
Sure but on the other hand frick franchises.
Holy shit! Marvel fans are coping lol
a redditor insisting that the status quo doesn't matter? that's a rich bit of cognitive dissonance.
>it doesn't matter if the movie is bad because I enjoy bad movies
Based
>was watching The Proposal yesterday, enjoyed it a lot.
>The Proposal
My girlfriend's favourite movie which I mock her mercilessly for whenever it's brought up
>will get middling overrated reviews like all McU capeshit
it's to be expected
It's dropping down to mixed which is rare for the MCU.
I've been alive to see Snyder's movies getting good review scores and Disney's capeshit movies getting bad review scores. What a time.
Hating on the MCU is trendy now
Our warfare is accomplished, brother.
will we live to see both getting accurate scores though?
and we will live to see the collapse of marvel
I really hope this is the beginning of the end for Marvel.
That would be the end of cinema
Chinese and korean cinema are fine
Unironically name one good recent movie from The People's Republic of China (not Hong Kong or Taiwan).
He can’t. The biggest grossing movie of all time in China is a war movie about how China supposedly BTFO the US Army at Lake Changjin, even though China suffered massive casualties and lied about their role in the entire war
Yikes! The biggest Marval prostitute hates it too.
test
Loki bros. We won.
Hiddleston might have actually pulled the best deal out of marvel here. Get in several of the best performing movies then piss off to an ongoing series before the movies tank. Good for him, I always got the feeling from Ragnarok that Taika hated him and Loki.
>I always got the feeling from Ragnarok that Taika hated him and Loki.
yeah, its pretty well known lmao. both hemsworth and him absolutely hate him because he mogs the frick out of chris
Is it cause he’s a israelite or Taiki acts like a shitposting troll
Yeah who would have thought, after he fricked off and grew that beard. Now he is shooting Loki2 with Owen and Waititi is flopping.
Marvel fans coping lol
They're guzzling copium like it's semen.
Depends on their own personal criteria.
5/10 should be average but a lot of people treat their ratings like 7 is par
Creepy. Watching RottenTomatoes turn on Reddit is like a philosophical man trying to make sense of the mysterious ways of God lmfao
Based, death to box office and reviewers
Does D+ make a lot of money? I thought they basically broke even.
No streamings make a lot of money. Look at Netflix. They need to make a lot of content to get new subscribers.
Netflix is propaganda, their aim is not money
>Ya'll
I wish death upon that "person"
You know, for a homosexual, this dude makes a lotta sense.
Dumb homosexual doesn't realize that Disney shot themselves in the foot by conditioning their drones to just wait for all their new movies to go to streaming rather than watch them in the cinema. Why bother paying $14+tip to see the latest MCU episode in the kinoplex when it's just a glorified soap opera anyway?
Looks to be a theme of critics feeling that it's cynical. Funnily enough it's got the opposite problem to Eternals, which isn't surprising considering Waititi.
>It brings me no pleasure to report “Thor: Love and Thunder” is worse. I wished I was actually watching “Batman and Robin” or “Superman IV,” because for all their camp, those movies felt less pointless and more human than “Thor 4,” a cheap corporate commercial for upcoming Marvel content.
>“Thor 4” feels like a Disney experiment in just how bad Marvel movies can get before someone points out the emperor has no clothes. It feels like a Marvel movie that secretly thinks you’re stupid for liking Marvel movies.
>It feels like a Marvel movie that secretly thinks you’re stupid for liking Marvel movies.
Based Taika David Cohen dabbing on Marvel manchildren.
>It feels like a Marvel movie that secretly thinks you’re stupid for liking Marvel movies.
A israelite mocking the cattle? You don't say
I got some bad news for that guy. That’s been true of basically every Marvel movie since phase 2. They were never designed to reward actual fans of the comics, just bait them along for things they never delivered.
Reviewers are finally asking what non marvel drones have been saying. After endgame what is the point of the MCU. It's been building a bridge to no where and people are finally wishing up.
Did anyone expect this to be good? It's Phase 4 marvel. It's all shit writing and virtue signaling from here out.
GOOD MORNING. PLS REDDEM THE TOMATOS
Why Indians love exclamations points?
They remind them of penises. Majority of poojeets are subjected to rape during childhood either by their fathers or by their peers. poojeet women are subjected to rape at 3000000% rate during every age.
Source: I made it up because I hate poojeets.
If you don't like it or don't believe it you can frick off.
I live near this dude. We beat him up regularly for liking marvel.
pajeets are actualy marvelshills, the irony
What fricking worthless loser.
>"it's not great, the tone's all over the place and some running jokes just don't work"
>FRESH
When is this shit going to stop for Disney reviews?
Never. Disney is still sadly beloved by too many people. Why do you think Disney movies have won in the Best Animated Picture category for 10 years straight? Japanese movies and other international ones get snubbed all the time.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Marvel Studios when shit like this and The Eternals reviews come out. Especially when Thor underperforms at the box office. Shit would have to get cataclysmic before Chapek gets rid of Feige Victoria Alonso though. Like if X-Men and FF bomb as well.
It's over. DC won.
Won what? DC has been dead for a long time. Marvel just stumble a little bit and that's it. Besides NWH was a HUGE hit.
DC is in a way worse situation, both in movies and comics. The DC cannon is so fricked they are rebooting it again after just doing it last year, and they rebooted it 6 years ago
Exactly like the comics then kek. At least DC is consistently shit at continuity.
The comics industry has been a joke since the 80s. Marvel and DC run them solely as IP farms now
>it's gonna be lower than The Dark World
what went wrong?
Where's the torrent for the screener version?
HIGHWAY TO THE
CAPEFLOP ZONE
Let's be real, it's not really a failure until we see the box office. I know critic scores don't really matter to normies, they'll eat up marvel films regardless
Natalie Portman confirmed for Thor poison
bros...what is happening?
We are getting our voices back. Slowly, but steadily. We will win this. We suffered long enough. Time for payback.
Lmao now it's only above Eternals, Thor and Hulk's score.
>kills Disney
I would rather support Disney, than a weird cultist homosexual.
>countless hollywood israelites rape kids or defend child rapists
>
>one guy let’s a bunch of people be free labour for him and uses a movie financing system outside of israeli control
>NOOOOO EVIL EVIL BAD!!!!
cope. cruise is btfoing your capeshit at the box office
>marvel thread
>filled with unironic reddit users
Good groomer
Anon, you’re in the cult.
>Supporting your favourite brand for making a good entertainment
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
cope
You are objectively, unironically, truthfully beyond moronic.
OR
even worse... you're from plebbit.
You are a cultist, the only difference is instead of a god or a cult leader, you worship a corporation.
Even worse anon, they worship a cartoon rat
>"a cartoon rat" who made a lot of people happy
>Xenu
Tickets to Disney World cost about as much as a Scientology membership these days anyway.
Scientologists never wanted poor people to begin with. They have "recruiters" whose job is literally to recruit celebrities and other wealthy people to the church. So many Hollywood insiders are scientologists that some people join just for the connections
of course. It's about extracting money from people
I always figured they were just like the Masons for richgays. They have some fruity woo-woo cult beliefs, but it's mostly just an excuse to network with other members.
Can't get behind the slavery, harassment, animal abuse, and murder though. And the blackmail that means said richgays get entrapped. It's like Masons and timeshare people linked up.
This is the price for a family of 4 on holiday for Disney tickets. On top of this, £7 a day per person for Genie+ (pretty much a must). $25 a day parking.
Also, you must book each day at the parks at least 3 weeks in advance or they'll sell out. If you want to ride GotG, you must be at Epcot for opening to get a boarding pass otherwise it'll run out and you won't be able to ride it at all that day.
Holy hell …
>two weeks
the food and lodging on top of that are going to be 5 times that amount. And they make it such a pain in the ass to not stay "on property" so they get your money from that too.
That's how they sucker brits. The 7 day ticket is the exact same price as the 14 day one. Getting the hotel for another 7 days is dirt cheap (comparatively if you're not in a Disney Hotel) so you end up spending more on the parking, the food, gifts....
True.
OMG I LOVE BRAND TOO! We should totally bash on non brand entertainment to make sure brand is all that's left!
If my "brand" was making "Kuni" while mutilating and exploiting human children I still wouldn't support them... KYS creepy cultist.
>I'd rather mouse cult than cruise cult
OK.
ok pedo cultist
So this is the power of Xenu...
This reeks more of Kek/meme magic since Cinemaphile likes Tom Cruise so much.
Based slayer of monsters.
Disney fans *are* weird cultist homosexuals.
Remember to thank him today anons.
All praise the savior of Cinema
It's 71 on Rotten Tomatoes now, it's going to hit the 60s for sure.
It could even drop below the dreaded 59.
The only funny quip Thor ever had was “I’ll have another” from the first movie.
>it's going to go under the Snyder Cut
Lmfao
we back
>SHUT IT DOWN
>73 reviews on RT
>Already down to 71%
This could hit Eternals territory.
what was the eternals score with that amount of reviews?
The embargo for Eternals dropped farther out from release and reviews came in slower, but about 20 hours after the first reviews it was at low 70s, where Thor 4 is at after 2 hours.
Wew this'll be interesting then. It'll still make more money than Eternals by not being a 3 hr boring slog but it'll rattle Marvel.
It's going to make less than DS2. I say between 700-800
Sorry normies
The MCU has released enough interconnected content with e mouth references to things that only happened in comics that there’s just no place for you “haha I never saw any of these” types in the audience anymore. Go do your homework if you want to enjoy these movies the way they’re meant to be enjoyed.
>already booked my tickets
>can't get a refund
WTFFFF
It froze.
the check cleared
More frickery afoot?
At least he still cared about his family at that point. I bet in this one there's no reference to Thor's dead family or worse, he jokes about it.
Just how much of the Guardians are in it? I like GotG but Thor, not so much.
did he have a hair transplant? why is his forehead twice the size on the left pic
Waititi feels like he's got a living ripping off Christopher Guest's style of awkward humour. The difference is Guest uses it more sparingly and has more endearing characters that are more suited to that style of comedy.
...I can't believe you put this much thought into all these talentless pedoisraelites and their disgusting, garbage product. Piss smells better than shit, more at 10.
It's hardly a deep insight anon.
Lots of people have seen Spinal Tap, lots of people have seen T:R, it's not hard to see how much he lifts from the former.
No idea what either of those are or how they pertain to the hacks that slop MCUshit together.
If you've never seen a Christopher Guest movie, there's no hope for you.
>71
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA IT'S OVER MARVELKEKS
>Shit if I rate this BIPOCLGBTWTF movie low I'll lose my job.
Give me a 69! Give me a 69!
Thorbros... are we going to end up lower than Minions...
>Minions is 71
Christ on a bike it probably will, bravo Taika
Whether it's organic or not, Minions has captured the zoomer meme crowd with the suits and banana thing. It's going to blow Thor away
I hope Waititi sends Jemaine Clement a fruit basket every year for being responsible for all his success.
I always felt Jermaine was the guy behind all this kind of humor.
Trips of truth. WWDITS series being as kino as the movie confirms this. Taika has vanity involvement while Jemaine actually is hands on. Based Jemaine though using his connections to this overhyped fraud. It's the least he deserves.
What We Do In The Shadows felt exactly the same as Flight Of The Conchords, which is why i always felt it was Jermaine behind the wheels.
Goddam right.
Insanely accurate.
>implying that dud of an idea Taika failed to make interesting like 3 times has anything to do with his success
it was the Wilderpeople movie then Ragnarok.
UNLOCK IT RT YOU COWARDS
This is actually exciting to hear, because I always — without exception — enjoy movies that waver in tone. That's way more interesting to me than a "consistent" tone, which critics seem to enjoy
>HERE'S WHY THE BAD CRITICIAL RECEPTION IS A GOOD THING
why are you using dashes on Cinemaphile?
I’m sure you also enjoy crap like Hudson Hawk and Chainsaw Man then.
It gone up 1 point! It gone up!
LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOO
I'm glad Taika is being exposed as an unfunny hack now that MCU fatigue is settling in.
OH, FRICK!
SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT THIS DOWN! NAO!
Awwww shit!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Does this mean Taika's finally been exposed as a hack?
Yes, yes it does
About fricking time.
It took long enough. I'd just love to see Lucasfilm's reaction to this, by the time it gets around to preproduction of his nuwars film the hype around him will be gone.
>finally
To anyone with at least half a brain stem, he was always a hack. He only coasted by for so long thanks to ~~*nepotism*~~ in Hollywood + the inner circle club he's no doubt a part of. The smug prick probably went too far this time with the most normiest of shills, hence why Thor 4's getting a lower score than the previous film. Anyone's who's heard the dialogue knows how shit it is. It's literally Anthony Burch levels of AI-produced garbage.
I can't wait to hear how terrible his Star Wars movie will be, if he even gets the chance at making one.
Marlel BTFO
Fricking glorious.
Will be more entertaining to watch the scores battle it out than to actually watch either film.
The new two reviews saved us. Thank God.
>81 reviews
The frick? Wasn't it at 87?
Yeah, I thought so. Is RT deleting negative reviews?
>Is RT deleting negative reviews?
RT is recounting the negative reviews to make sure if they can be negative or not. Trust me, i worked for the site. My coworks are scared of making a "mistake" and this reflecting poorly on them given this is a Disney blockbuster.
Imagine getting Christian Bale in your franchise and then you waste him on some director that can't stop jerking it to his own jokes. Shameful.
It keeps changing, the page is basically unusable at the moment. Mine has 87 reviews at 71% atm. You can only wonder why reviews keep being added and removed.
Wow...
If this falls below The Dark World, I'll laugh my ass off.
You and me both.
it's ogre