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Are you sure it's not just gas?
Fricking hell.
genital warts?
cheese
I named my dick Tempest, if you catch my drift
wtf,pull it out of her
I left it there, Gandalf...
Three thousand years ago...
They must have thought it sounded so badass
I need you to lose a tempest by the end of the monff.
There are three gas station burritos and half a bottle of hot sauce in me. Prepare yourself.
Lost.
morff is on my no list now
Based Morf jumping straight into inter-racial cuck fantasties at the first opportunity
She's doing an Australian movie where she cucks her husband too
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
anyway what's it from?
Murder is Easy
The BBC often do an Agatha Christie adaption for the Christmas TV schedule so she did that during the strikes.
appreciate the info bro thx
Frick I love this
Gentle reminder this is literally you.
I do look like that and I do say that
Yes
>"There is a wheel of Brie in me."
Great scene.
Naughty elf
Videos of chicks with these are so lame. They stick like 20% in
Amazon Galadriel is already at 70/75%
And morons keep making threads shitting on Lord of the Rings demanding book accurate dialogue which is worse than this.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
HEAR ME ROAR!
well her soul is basically a nuclear bomb so
Me too sister, I just released a big, stinky BROWN TYPHOON all over the bathroom at a taco bell and left it to the wagies to clean up. Just as Tolkien would have wanted
>there is a tempest in me
That's what I say before blowing explosive liquid load of shit
In the '50s to '80's the world of genre fiction was crawling with second rate Tolkien imitators but even the worst of them were better than the ROPe writers by far. They seriously couldn't find one boomer fantasy slop author to produce halfway decent ersatz Tolkienisms?
What's weird is that I'm pretty sure any current pop fantasy author would have jumped at the chance. They basically all grew up idolizing Tolkien. Martin or Sanderson probably would have done it for free.
Shakespeare would be proud.
rrat