>Hailed as THE quintessential 21st century gay movie
>Steamiest and most explicit sex scene involved prime Anne Hathaway breasts
I don't get it.
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>Hailed as THE quintessential 21st century gay movie
>Hailed as THE quintessential 21st century gay movie
>Steamiest and most explicit sex scene involved prime Anne Hathaway breasts
I don't get it.
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Not even better than Calle By Your Name.
>girls are gonna drag their boyfriends to this, lets throw them a bone
essentially
i'm straight but i don't want breasts ruining the atmosphere of two hot gay cowboys having steamy buttsex
The wanted to appeal to a broader (staight) audience
it was certified crustcore kino for its time.
I remember watching this movie because everyone was talking about it and thinking it was pretty good. Obviously now I know that it's woke propaganda designed to destroy the white race.
There were no black people in that film THOUGH
Just wait for the Netflix remake.
Buckbroke mountain
Trips don't lie. Will they able to get both Daniel Kaluuya and Michael B. Jordan? Or maybe a Jonathan Majors - Jussie Smollett pairing if the budget is tighter?
>Will they able to get both Daniel Kaluuya and Michael B. Jordan? Or maybe a Jonathan Majors - Jussie Smollett pairing if the budget is tighter?
No. Because Fujos and gays (the actual audience for this shit) actually don't like black actors. They will be white if the remake ever comes out
yeah, i had dream of getting married, buying a nice home and having 4 children with my tradwife but now i spend my weekends larping as a cowboy and getting my cornhole drilled by dudes in assless chaps and stetson hats
who was the bottom?
Do two switches make a button?
Jack Frickin' Twist
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>Gyllenhaal said in 2006 that Ennis and Jack were straight men who "develop this love, this bond," saying in a Details interview: "I approached the story believing that these are actually two straight guys who fall in love."
i wouldn't know
i never watched your gay movie because they said it was a gay movie
Poop comes out of asses
Why would you wanna get your wiener all covered in poop?
not only that, but you get a suction effect when you fill the hole with your dick
so you're literally pumping excrements out of another man's ass
if I was gay I'd stick to blowjobs
Frotting for me.
Nothing more alpha than two manhoods against each other.
You know condoms exist, right
Also despte what people think, gays don't do anal without doing deep cleaning first
Guys are slobs, everyone knows this. gtfo with your deep cleaning.
Not everyone is into scat, anon
Condoms don't do shit against HPV.
True, but the point was to not have contact with shit. Not STDs
If you expect any person to not have sex, straight or not just because of the risk of STDs then you're delusional
The only way to never risk any sexual diseases is to never have sex at all
I mean, if you can handle that good for you then
Ennis and Jack 100% did not prepare for anal sex that thoroughly during the initial sheep run.
Fair enough
sounds CRUSTY
>blood comes out of pussies, why would you wanna get your wiener covered in period blood?
I hear you should talk about this movie when you're visiting Wyoming. They really love it out there.
Firebird is the better Brokeback Mountain
The movies that gay people line the most aren't even actual gay movies. They're the ones that have the biggest ammount of attractive actors on screen in the least ammount of clothes possible. Most of those aren't "gay movies" at all
>t. homosexual that spent his teenage years gooning to Schwarzennegger's sweaty pecs in Predator and Van Damme/Lundgen fighting it out on the mud in Universal Soldier
>Last thing I wanted to see was a beautiful hot wiener slipping into an butthole- Now, they didn't show that in the movie, but why not?
It's not even a gay movie. There's nothing gay about it.
>there's nothing gay about two guys falling in love with each other, kissing and having sex
Yeah, unironically. It's only gay if your balls touch
Holy cope
Cope these balls homosexual
Gladly!
It wasn't gay. You can make anything sound stupid with a dumb greentext, but i know what i saw.