This shit looks markedly different and markedly more childish than all the other typical autistic Disney TVA shows like Amphibia or Owl House. It looks like just a dumb cartoon that would've come out on Disney Channel in the 2000s.
That's basically what the Kristine clip established? Maybe Hailey not liking her is a strong word, but she is definitely... one might say... envious...
What's funny is that there is a 90℅ chance that the Spanish dub will be in Argentina and Latinos would still not care that Mexican Girl is not voiced by a Mexican.
>hailey arrives at a carnival of some kind >buffers >she's now trying to push a button while naruto running around one of those spinning contraptions for some reason
HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY WITH SCOTT DELIMINGAS
Things happened really fricking fast but in the moments the characters were just talking to each other, it was quite charming. ...and nimation's extremely inconsistent.
>you HAVE to kiss your best friend otherwise... the world is DOOMED! >actually you know what don't wanna do that, I'll just let this other girl become my best friends boyfriend >Hailey is a cuck
how did this get approved to be the first episode of a Disney show?
First half act about a 5/10 >The set up was a bit awkward >Some of the jokes didn't land >The climate change plot is a biiiiiiit too stupid even for a kid's show (How is she going to stop it? Does she have a device that can Thanos all the chinks and poos off the planet?)
Second act was 8/10 >That pure, fun, dorky energy that early SvTFOE had >Jokes were a bit better, I'm starting to grow on Scott and Hailey's chemistry already >the love triangle stuff is a bit forced, Kristine came onto liking Scott a bit out of nowhere
>awkward
Awkward? More like awful the first act had no time to set up its characters other than just saying “oh hey she’s gonna save the world so uh here’s her saying backstory shit” like I said 44 minutes should’ve been the runtime
7/10 the first half really sucks but it picked up when the second started. Also I'm not really liking Scott he feels like he's the actual annoying animal companion than Beta and I'm not a fan of the romance stuff.
Overall weak start but I'm willing to give it a chance and hope that the other episodes are better.
I noticed so far the bots appear in pairs, I bet they are the same two bots that have been split across the whole timeline to all weakpoints. So they can't try again since they are already there.
That's actually not a bad theory. Would explain why they can't keep repeating their attempts and would give them a growing grudge against Hailey for always blowing them up. Which could be a fun bonus.
Eh, they were ok? I missed the first half of the first episode so it feels like I must have missed a lot. Didn't even see the purple hair from the future. When a mega comes I can make a proper judgment but for now it's alright? Cute even? At least Hailey is fun and Scott is kind of cute. It's a little fast paced though.
Yeah being fast pace isn't anything new to Disney animated stuff. But that this one feels fast paced even when compared to them I think speaks volumes of just how fast it's going. Maybe it's that they feel the need to cram in a lot to start things off but I don't know. Feels like it may be something to watch out for in later episodes to see if they keep this abnormally fast pace up. Or it may just be the feeling of watching it on a stream. When a mega drops then we can all look over it again on our own terms and see just how fast it really is.
For me, the show's currently below Ghost and Molly Mcgee but above Hamster and Gretel and Kiff. Mildly amusing and the characters are fun, but nothing too special. Certainly don't see it becoming the next Amphibia/Owl House as some people have been hyping it up as.
Frogs had genuine hype for the first Sasha episode and Reunion, not as much as True Colors but still there.
You also have to remember how True Colors getting removed from the schedule, leaked, and then aired with the Season 3 intro helped build more hype.
Above Kiff?
Lol. Lmao even.
Hailey's jokes were so fricking awkward, terrible timing and editing, sometimes had pauses as if it was made for a laugh track, made me cringe a few times. Meanwhile Kiff's writing is surprisingly solid and thought out for a silly slice of life show, the comedic timing is impeccable.
So how good Kiff is? I've never bothered to even watch it because neither of those characters are anything interesting and they seems obnoxious at best.
Four more episodes? Well shoot. How many episodes did we get today? I know I missed part of the stream but I don't know if I missed a whole episode or only half of one.
Somewhat likely, it would explain why she overhypes Hailey's accomplishments but it would come off as a bit weird considering she comes off as a little condescending towards Hailey kissing Scott.
>She and her best friend share the same 2 brain cells
Yeah, she's a great combination of cute elements. Her and Scott really. So it's clear the best choice is going to be Hailey and Scott at the same time, right?
In the second episode she says it's totally fine for the competition girl who is much more shapely than her to go and ask out Scott. She does and by the looks of it they start dating then and there.
How long do you think Scott and Kristine will last as a couple? As long as we don't get a Slomophore Slump I'm fine with them staying a couple or breaking up in amicable terms
Alright it's time to rip the bandaid off quick Hailey's pops is a manlet no excuse for a 14 year old boy to be almost the same height. Hailey's genes will forever curse all progeny with dwarfism no matter who the father is. She might as well just shack up with that cute tsundere white boi while Scott gives the gift of Pinoy blood to Kristine's kids.
If this show is going to have mutts like yourself screeching about burger law and accusing everyone of being a waifugay, than perhaps its closer to TLH than we think....
In all seriousness I'm fricking sick of every cartoon being set in California. Why do all this shilling for Hawaii and the way Hailey says it is cute btw and just set it Commiefornia anyway... at least its not LA
Now that I think about it, the series starts in January 1st, and we know from some leaks (pic related)that there is a Holiday episode set on Christmas, Imagine if the season Finale took place on the next New Year's Eve.
sounds cliche enough to be it but they would probably have her fail to do the last one or have an all out bot army come and physically keep them away until the bell rings
Yeah, that's kind of weird. They gave Moon Girl a full forty four minute first episode so it's not like that would have been impossible. I guess they felt Hailey didn't need one so long.
Yeah, that's kind of weird. They gave Moon Girl a full forty four minute first episode so it's not like that would have been impossible. I guess they felt Hailey didn't need one so long.
I felt like it was a little cringey at first, but it started to gel in the end. it feels like a cheesy romcom but in a good way... looking forward to the next few episodes
They are going to milk it for all its worth for at least one season
First half act about a 5/10 >The set up was a bit awkward >Some of the jokes didn't land >The climate change plot is a biiiiiiit too stupid even for a kid's show (How is she going to stop it? Does she have a device that can Thanos all the chinks and poos off the planet?)
Second act was 8/10 >That pure, fun, dorky energy that early SvTFOE had >Jokes were a bit better, I'm starting to grow on Scott and Hailey's chemistry already >the love triangle stuff is a bit forced, Kristine came onto liking Scott a bit out of nowhere
Looking forward to the next episodes.
It wouldn't suprise me if Kristine eventually breaks up with Scott because they have too many differences or she feels she is "stealing" Scott from Hailey.
I get the feeling that the scientist cyborg lady is actually Hailey's daughter and this series is basically MoringMark's SVTFOE shipping war comic made into an actual Disney show.
I went in with little to no expectations and even then was disappointed. At most SU tier lolcow was the dream but passable slop would have been fine. At the very least I hoped it would have been on comparable level with amphibia, toh, hilda or molly but no.
101 - The Beginning of the Friend
102 - The Last Sand / The Show Must Go Wrong
103 - Beta'd and Hooked / The Wild, Wild Mess
104 - Catching Felines / It's All Gonna Be OK-Pop
105 - Road Trippin' / Escape Doom
106 - Cubix Dudes / Cos-played
107 - The Flamingo Must Flamin-Go / Splatter of the Bands
108 - Bringing Home the Beacon / Dance Like No Mom is Watching
109 - Kristine-Ceanera / The Puffle Kerfuffle
110 - Flippin' Out / Smells Like Queen Spirit
111 - U.F.WHOA!
112 - Seas the Day / Kissed Opportunities
113 - Sight for Dinosaur Eyes / Along for the Slide
114 - Leather Jacket Hailey / In a Pinch
115 - Lady and the Trampoline / Who Let the Dogs Out?
116 - Beta's Gonna Hate / The A-Maize-Ing Maze
117 - I Know What You Did Last Slumber / The Fart of War
118 - Scott's on a Roll / Bye Bye Birdies
119 - Frankly Fabulous / The Pin is Mightier than the Swole
120 - 130 - TBD
>Listen up ET hands, I'm going to ride Scott's little pinoy tonight and there is nothing you can do about it but watch.... so long as you like and subscribe to my channel!
ok gotta admit wasn't expecting to hear Polly Plantar say that...
Feels kinda weird to do a plot about time travel and robots and being destined to save the world and then have both what she's saving the world from and how she's saves it be so mundane.
Alternate bad future. Like in captain planet the bad guys got captain pollution from an alternate future where the world was a polluted hellhole. But then super captain planet came from a future with no pollution and his purity made him immune to the toxins of the evil dudes.
So it turns out it wasn't six episodes added onto disney+, it was seven. Hope you're ready to shovel 2 and a half straight hours of episodes down your throats
kristine's thoughts >Hailey is so sweet and friendly, she's a really great listener and i hope we can become the best of friends!
hailey's thoughts >god damn this b***h is frickin THICC
Wonder if Hailey being superhuman is a plot-point or if it's just cartoon rules. Show is already doing a bad job at exploring her character by instantly making a timid girl good at everything.
Yeah, it seems like all the athletic and acrobatic stuff she's doing is a surprise to her as well. Which is sort of weird. If it turned out there was some super human stuff giving her an edge it would explain that well. Otherwise she's just naturally good at stuff for no real reason.
>Otherwise she's just naturally good at stuff for no real reason.
It's cuz she's a strong independant woman worthy of joining the modern DTVA protagonist lineup
Or that. That's probably what's going to be the real answer. I guess with eleven minute segments they don't really have the time for her to be bad at something and learn to be good at it so they just fast forward into her being good.
In all seriousness I'm fricking sick of every cartoon being set in California. Why do all this shilling for Hawaii and the way Hailey says it is cute btw and just set it Commiefornia anyway... at least its not LA
, makes me think this is COTC all over again with this show made by two supposedly white dudes larping off with a brown girl as MC.
>e-girl Patty, 80s Patty in the same episode
Pattycakes we ate well today....wish i knew how to rip or even screencap these from disney+ since no one else seems to be doing it...
literally only the first file is that large, the others are only a couple hundred Mb
which also means that they aren't in 1080p though so what's even the point
I get the feeling that the scientist cyborg lady is actually Hailey's daughter and this series is basically MoringMark's SVTFOE shipping war comic made into an actual Disney show.
>Hailey, if you don't complete your list, the future will look like this! >whoa, is this China in the distant future? >Uhhh, no... this is a liveleak video from today. Another steel mill....
Watched three of the episodes so far, including the pilot, my thoughts:
>wish they had spent a little more time on the Professor, and the Chaos Bots and setting up the premise. I'm hoping its intentionally obfuscated for a coming twist since "saving the world from climate change" is a little vague >humor was a bit cheesy at first, but I started to like it by the second and third episodes >the world building is very good so far, they aren't introducing too many characters too quickly >Patty being a real estate agent ... and also , somewhat of a slightly b***hy/mean mom ... wasn't expecting her to so quickly become one of my favorite characters >Scott is a based moron >Kristine is great as well >Beta is so-so, funny at times, useless and annoying at others >I suspect AC is behind the Chaos Bots and the premise is really that this whole thing is the mother of all shipping wars
>wish they had spent a little more time on the Professor, and the Chaos Bots and setting up the premise.
My point exactly, the first episode should’ve been 44 minutes to set up everything from the characters and the setting aswell as Scott and Hailey’s relationship
>Haileysiblings, it's over
I am not strong enough.The fast spoon fed information presented for baby zoomers is making me cringe before even the middle of episode one and I have to pause and inhale my copium. Help me by reminding me how cute brown girls become later!
Owlxirs... this is not a drill. I repeat this is not a drill...
Hailey's first full episode just cruised right passed the Lumity video (Owl House's most recent video, and one of the most popular videos there posted in months) and shows no sign of slowing down. Not good....
I don't buy that for a second, she's small as frick. Anne is 13 and if you put them side by side you could never convince me the little gremlin is older than the tall girl.
If the professor told Hailey that Scott likes her and would become her boyfriend if she simply ask out then they would've become a couple in the first episode.
I like it! Hailey and Scott and Beta are a pretty enjoyable trio, I like that Hailey isn’t a hyperactive quirky girl and is more introverted and thoughtful, the overarching plot seems interesting although I don’t understand why Hailey didn’t ask about the Chaos Bots and who sent them but I’m sure we’ll find out. I’ll watch this season
From a previous thread: >Hailey Denoga(née Banks) is an average, but slightly shy mother and wife. >She is married to her childhood crush Scott, however, it only happened after an unexpected pregnancy forced him to break up with his girlfriend and marry Hailey. >Hailey does not like to try new things as the last time she did at a Love tunnel she got pregnant. >Despite this Hailey and Scott care for and Love each other and their daughter whose best friend is a pink Teddy Bear Hailey used to own. >On New Year's Eve, Hailey's daughter discovers her Mother's things-to-do list and insists that she complete it as a new year's promise. >Despite her reluctance, Scott also insists on completing the list to remember their youth.
Would you consider this a decent AU for the show?
>Mommy what is this >Oh it's just a little book I made when I was your age, It doesn't matter, I never completed anything on that List >But I always see you kiss daddy >What?! >It was a joke from that one time you combed your hair and I thought you looked attractive, Scott!
Maybe
The sand castle episode’s message makes no sense >you gotta take your time to do things right >but we only won because our beach war ruined every other castle
She became a cuckqueen in record time, it took a season for Star to get cucked whereas Hailey got cucked in the very first episode (now up on Disney Channel’s YouTube btw)
Owlxirs... this is not a drill. I repeat this is not a drill...
Hailey's first full episode just cruised right passed the Lumity video (Owl House's most recent video, and one of the most popular videos there posted in months) and shows no sign of slowing down. Not good....
No you fricking moron
Okay
RELEASE HER, ALREADY, NICK AND DICK!!!
She better be Leni Loud levels of stupid
They already made the only white boy in the show hailey's manlet enemy so holy shit, there's an actual chance for patty to be a loveable idiot
Have they said who's voicing her? Because I don't know if my heart could survive a beautiful dummy voiced by Nicole Sullivan. Or Liliana Mumy again.
It's like you never even saw the announcement.
That's a mom you idiots!! Voiced by Julie Bowen
>girl show where viewers will only be watching for the boy
but I'm watching for the girl
That doesn't happen at all.
It absolutely does, girls make up the biggest demographic for Shonen
Who keeps shilling this shit?
Disney
What other cartoons are there to watch besides Unicorn: Pacing's Eternal ?
Fans of other failed Disney shows looking for something to fill the void......oh and pedos.
>Failed shows
Like that one with the ghost or something
Y'all have a strange definition of failure.
>2 seasons
>no fanbase
>actually shit
Molly is a failure
>20 hours to think of that comeback
>no fanbase
Tea Gam has a pretty active fanbase though, more than sneeds/kiff/hamsters and this though time will tell in that regard ;^)
This shit looks markedly different and markedly more childish than all the other typical autistic Disney TVA shows like Amphibia or Owl House. It looks like just a dumb cartoon that would've come out on Disney Channel in the 2000s.
I mean the same applies to every Disney channel cartoon still airing
So chances that episode one will be on YouTube?
Obviously.
This thread was made midnight goddamn dude, have some patience. Good morning though.
What if Kristine considers Hailey her best friend, and is oblivious to the fact that Hailey doesn't like her?
That's basically what the Kristine clip established? Maybe Hailey not liking her is a strong word, but she is definitely... one might say... envious...
I'm sure she'll get her mommy's hips one day too r-right?
I'd also become a bitter little manlet if my 6'2 giga chad friend married my childhood friend.
To the anon who was drawing the main character of that cat cafe show in the last thread, where is your drawing?
In your mom
U still wanna see it? I'll post it then, eventually.
We all do
🙂
>page 10
Damn, just in time.
Thanks
Does anyone have links to watch the premiere on Disney Channel/XD?
Becker is cute
Hailey's teef is cute.
That's from that one storyboard, neat.
What's with the ugly art style? Looks like one of those weird elsagate videos
>Anon does not understand how Animation production works.
What's ugly about it
>what is a model sheet
New episode titles and airdates!
https://cabletvt.powerrangermail.net/index.php/topic,7019.0.html?PHPSESSID=44c3ebbb7c4c04b54cf5941537f95bbf
No synopses?
New screenshot:
https://twitter.com/MandyPandyLeigh/status/1666664366161420288
New clip:
https://twitter.com/dallasgoldtooth/status/1666738779363655680
New interview:
after near a decade of being forcefed Marco, Scotti s gonna seem like the biggest chad ever on DTVA
Are they the same age?
Kristine is slightly older, Hailey is 14 and there is an upcoming episode about Kristine's 15th birthday.
Wait, so they're only a few months apart and she's already beating Hailey by that much? Poor Hailey.
she was born to be a smol board
They're both such talented artists
Sheesh, talk about a brutal mogging.
Is very funny how Americans are the only ones pissed that she is voiced by a white person but actual latinos don't give a shit.....
What's funny is that there is a 90℅ chance that the Spanish dub will be in Argentina and Latinos would still not care that Mexican Girl is not voiced by a Mexican.
you see, the difference is latinos are racist
>Screenshot is from Road-Trippin
Here’s the leak storyboard of the episode
https://web.archive.org/web/20230404150215/https://litter.catbox.moe/f7r1bk.pdf
shitty uncle
Don't you DARE disrespect Uncle Ruckus like that!
I don't go here but holy shit the difference between these two designs is like night and day, it's like someone with an NTR fetish designed these two.
When is it airing?
So when does it actually air?
First two half hours premiere on Disney Channel in 5 hours
Those episodes (and possibly more, like the first 5 or something) are on Disney+ tomorrow
First six episode are on Disney+ in 12 hours
these character designs are even more boring than Molly mcflop
>no breathtaking superpowers
>no reddit capes
>no heckin hero symbols
what was disney thinking?!?!
>Why don't we make a new show that paying customers will actually watch.
What the frick are you babbling about?
>still no Patty
Source:
https://thenerdsofcolor.org/2023/06/08/haileys-on-it-exclusive-clip-sing-a-sea-shanty/
mmmm midriff
>no bellybutton
it's over
So she's a clone too
clonemind
Maybe its lower
it just means she is a clone
Will there be a stream or something?
>Brown Girl Adventures 5
How exciting
You've never told me what is Hailey on
It
not scott
New clips!
https://youtube.com/shorts/5V7gXPlZZFU
Why so many clips? new episodes are like hours away.
With Molly McGee ending soon and Moon Girl on hiatus, Disney has to ensure this will get viewers
>Chaos Bots bite Scott's ass
They wanted to chop his baby maker
>Robots' second biggest threat aside from Hailey completing her life are her and Scott's offspring
Anyone is streaming?
Premiere is in about 20 minutes
no livestream?
saw a youtube post saying someone "may or may not" stream it so who knows
Thank you for your useless information
Who was it?
>no livestream
Alright i guess i'll wait for the mega
Hey would you look at that it’s gonna air in about 5 minutes.
Stream: https://ustvgo.kissreport.com/disney-channel/
It starts in 4 minutes
Not clicking that shit
You know who else is on it?
MY MOM!
Are you ready?
Philippine flag should have the red side up
It's not officially at war yet.
Scott declared war against the Robots.
Makes sense.
chudcels take note
I CAN'T HEAR
I CAN'T FRICKING HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Frick the stream, I'm just gonna wait for the MEGA
monkey banks
Feels very weird to reference Ryan Seacrest and Climate Change in a toon like this. Feels like a Disney live action sitcom.
At least there is no laugh track.
Thoughts so far?
No idea what the frick just happened, my shit was muted for like 5 minutes straight and it all went by so fast while buffering at the same time.
Weird, for me it workes jsut fine, just had to reset once
this feels like kid friendly rick and morty, down to the animation
> Kid-Friendly Space Beth
Please change her hairstyle for season 2.
Funny how she’s played by the same actor
So when she finally kisses Scott they get way into it and frick right there, right?
Imagine if Hailey also add "Have sex with Scott" in her to do list book and forgot about it.
Hailey: Do I really need to have sex with Scott at the age of 14?
Beta; Yes and this will lead to you and Scott getting grounded but ultimately, it will be worth it, Don't worry, Scott will be wearing a condom.
Hailey: Sigh, Fine.
I find it funny how the universe is really trying to get her to kiss her best friend
Kristinesisters...
Do we have a chance?
OUR LATINA WILL PREVAIL
latina thighs are stronger than the universe's desires
The former pollywog has no chance
is this how jackiegays felt when stvfoe first dropped...
Even worse since they got Jackie and then it was reversed and went SIKE.
please don't let it happen to us kristinechads...
Blame Cotugno
Sorry anon, but look at what Kristine has to compete with. There's no chance she can beat Hailey.
A board with a gap in her teeth? kristinebros we're shakin in fear rn
Nope
Plot twist: Hailey ends up with Kristine instead of Scott.
>hailey arrives at a carnival of some kind
>buffers
>she's now trying to push a button while naruto running around one of those spinning contraptions for some reason
So is there a stream that actually works?
If you know where to look.
Do you have cable?
HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY HAVE SEX HAILEY WITH SCOTT DELIMINGAS
How do we feel on Hailey?
she's a cuckquean
She cute. Would help her finish her list.
>Hailey was beta the whole time
Bravo
Holy shit that was fast
KRISTINEGODS, WE EATING GOOD TONITE
Now confirmed that if she doesn't kiss scott the world is fricked instead of her.
Either Hailey gets fricked or the world does. Those are some stakes.
why does she look so chonky 'ere?
Just threw up
this artstyle looks really uninspired. is the show any good?
>cute brown girl with buck teeth
>STACKED latina girl
>based moron STRAIGHT male lead
>cukqueaning
it's the kino of the year
but it looks dull.
like a wrong fusion of amphibia and Owl House that took out all the sexiness of the characters.
you got no taste if you find that thing sexy
It's r63 Phineas and Ferb
>owl house
>taste
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Things happened really fricking fast but in the moments the characters were just talking to each other, it was quite charming. ...and nimation's extremely inconsistent.
sticc or thicc?
She's absolutely a sticc
The sticc to Kristine's thicc
>you HAVE to kiss your best friend otherwise... the world is DOOMED!
>actually you know what don't wanna do that, I'll just let this other girl become my best friends boyfriend
>Hailey is a cuck
how did this get approved to be the first episode of a Disney show?
They want the Svtfoe audience
First episode about Kiff was about sharing bathwater
I wonder if they will sell the bath water at some point
Rate the show so far.
Was not enjoying the first half at all, as soon as it got to the carnival and the cuckshit happened I was having a good time.
7/10 Rick and Morty but with ADHD and better written.
I felt the her awkwardness, that’s probably the intention but the cringe hits hard
First half act about a 5/10
>The set up was a bit awkward
>Some of the jokes didn't land
>The climate change plot is a biiiiiiit too stupid even for a kid's show (How is she going to stop it? Does she have a device that can Thanos all the chinks and poos off the planet?)
Second act was 8/10
>That pure, fun, dorky energy that early SvTFOE had
>Jokes were a bit better, I'm starting to grow on Scott and Hailey's chemistry already
>the love triangle stuff is a bit forced, Kristine came onto liking Scott a bit out of nowhere
Looking forward to the next episodes.
She is definitely going to have to defeat her future self because she is secretly an Eco-terrorist
>awkward
Awkward? More like awful the first act had no time to set up its characters other than just saying “oh hey she’s gonna save the world so uh here’s her saying backstory shit” like I said 44 minutes should’ve been the runtime
7/10 the first half really sucks but it picked up when the second started. Also I'm not really liking Scott he feels like he's the actual annoying animal companion than Beta and I'm not a fan of the romance stuff.
Overall weak start but I'm willing to give it a chance and hope that the other episodes are better.
>I'm not a fan of the romance stuff.
Were you never a teenage?
Yes? But romances in cartoons generally suck.
Doesn't help that this show has a will they won't they with a love triangle as a plus.
i feel like i just saw 3 episodes in one, that shit had major pacing problems
>The Owl House was canceled by dark themes
>Live Action shit is about a girl literally dying going to hell and being brought back to life
it wasn't cancelled for dark themes, it was cancelled because the fanbase was entirely composed of 20 year olds who pirated the damn thing
Incorrect. It was cancelled because the structure wasn't conducive to reruns.
seems like a Dana Terrance problem
Nobody expected Disney+ to be their bread and butter.
They better fix this up quick instead of dragging it out forever or it will get the same detractors that star vs got.
It'll be like Molly where it resolves literally everything in the first season and then has to awkwardly continue anyway.
It just needs to not drag out the romance. The multiple seasons of romantic drama killed star vs.
someone tell the leaker to inform the staff of this
>Implying they aren't already aware thanks to the ending of Star vs.
Are we having a livestream?
Yes
haileys mom broxisters where is she....
They are saving the best for last
I'm so used to Molly and Amphibia premiering episodes at midnight that I didn't notice it was airing 40 minutes ago
That's because they're on demand.
Where is the STREAAAAAAAAAM?
https://daddylivehd.sx/embed/stream-312.php
Would you eat the taco?
Yup
Probably. But I'd much rather Hailey and Scott.
K-KRISTINESISTERS???
this stream is giving me aids
Why do you think people are abandoning TV for streaming?
I like the running gag of Beta hating Scott with guts for simply existing
>aren't you a little too old for this contest?
>age is just a number kid
based hailey
It keeps on buffering bros, it's not fair
>cuckquean protag and her romantic tension with a literal moron
is it kino?
No because Scott is so ugly especially compared to this voice actor
based Hailey
Now wait a minute Hailey noo!
We need Hailey wojak edits
NO
NO WOJAKS
You could easily do it
Ha!
>the npcs on the right
Hailey's the sheriff better respect the rules Cinemaphile
Cowgirl accent Hailey adorable.
Her sheriff clothes are too lewdd!
Very lewd.
What prevents the chaos bot from simply travelling back to that same date again and trying again?
Sliding timeline Time travel?
I noticed so far the bots appear in pairs, I bet they are the same two bots that have been split across the whole timeline to all weakpoints. So they can't try again since they are already there.
Not sure about the idea there's only two of them.
That's actually not a bad theory. Would explain why they can't keep repeating their attempts and would give them a growing grudge against Hailey for always blowing them up. Which could be a fun bonus.
probably the same thing that prevents them from just going in the past and killing hailey as a baby
Even the horse is a cuckqeen wtf
She sensed Hailey's shared situation and bonded with her over it.
would hailey be the type to watch the magical pony show
that horse looks lewd
So, how would you rate these episodes?
Didn't watch
Eh, they were ok? I missed the first half of the first episode so it feels like I must have missed a lot. Didn't even see the purple hair from the future. When a mega comes I can make a proper judgment but for now it's alright? Cute even? At least Hailey is fun and Scott is kind of cute. It's a little fast paced though.
>it’s a little fast paced though.
Isn’t that like most of Disney TVA shows?
Also good point
Yeah being fast pace isn't anything new to Disney animated stuff. But that this one feels fast paced even when compared to them I think speaks volumes of just how fast it's going. Maybe it's that they feel the need to cram in a lot to start things off but I don't know. Feels like it may be something to watch out for in later episodes to see if they keep this abnormally fast pace up. Or it may just be the feeling of watching it on a stream. When a mega drops then we can all look over it again on our own terms and see just how fast it really is.
Agreed man
>Hailey you can't grope Scott to kiss him
For me, the show's currently below Ghost and Molly Mcgee but above Hamster and Gretel and Kiff. Mildly amusing and the characters are fun, but nothing too special. Certainly don't see it becoming the next Amphibia/Owl House as some people have been hyping it up as.
Do you mean Youtubers hyping it up as the Next GF/Amphibia?
Basically.
Frogs had 0 hype before TC, and Owls rode the wave of GF's popularity that died almost immediately until Grom came out
Frogs had genuine hype for the first Sasha episode and Reunion, not as much as True Colors but still there.
You also have to remember how True Colors getting removed from the schedule, leaked, and then aired with the Season 3 intro helped build more hype.
Above Kiff?
Lol. Lmao even.
Hailey's jokes were so fricking awkward, terrible timing and editing, sometimes had pauses as if it was made for a laugh track, made me cringe a few times. Meanwhile Kiff's writing is surprisingly solid and thought out for a silly slice of life show, the comedic timing is impeccable.
So how good Kiff is? I've never bothered to even watch it because neither of those characters are anything interesting and they seems obnoxious at best.
Pretty great.
Why are those undersized cowgirl clothes activating the neurons so hard bros?
because you are imagine her ONLY wearing the undersized cowgirl clothes
Alright fine. You may be right there. Man I hope we get a mega soon. There was a real nice angle of her in this outfit that I need a screenshot of.
You gonna draw her in only the undersized cowgirl clothes?
Hm... that's not a bad idea. If no one else gets to then I could give it a go.
Not exactly but it sounds fun to reimagine and draw hailey's cannon sheriff outfit as a real one.
Uoooooohhh! or No?
>kiff
What's wrong with Kiff?
Furry squirrel and other animals
Would you prefer a bald squirrel you sick frick?
it's significantly better than anything out rn
Anyone grab a screencap of Hailey propositioning to the biker leader? The part where she grabs her waistcoat?
Welp can’t wait to watch the next 4-5 episodes on Disney+ tommorow
>tomorrow
It's in like 6 hours
Is that it for the Hailey for the day then?
Yeah, you are getting tomorrow like 4 more half hours while we TV peasants have to wait until the 17th IIRC.
Four more episodes? Well shoot. How many episodes did we get today? I know I missed part of the stream but I don't know if I missed a whole episode or only half of one.
One-half hour and 2 quarter hours, so 2 episodes
Aw damn it. I missed the half hour one then. Guess I have to wait for a mega or something then. Is it on Disney + already or is that coming later?
In 6 Hours it will be on Disney+
it was alright
New promo!
https://twitter.com/DisneyBeat101/status/1666970941241405444
I missed all of it but this show's lack of popularity will prevent me from getting spoiled
Over/Under on the purple haired lady being Hailey’s future daughter?
50/50, could be aware that that is a common plot point so specifically fake out.
any dialogue to hint at that theory?
Somewhat likely, it would explain why she overhypes Hailey's accomplishments but it would come off as a bit weird considering she comes off as a little condescending towards Hailey kissing Scott.
She kinda has Hailey’s eyes and Scott’s nose and jaw shape. Could be a fake out though.
I like that the professor was immediately pulled back in her time when she attempted to tell Hailey the lottery tickets numbers.
Did the episodes were already leaked somewhere?
Storyboards for some episodes were leaked long ago, some production assets were leaked last thread.That MEGA is down BTW
Never Listen to them
I had low expectations anyway, just thought that it was funny to see them try to hype it up like that.
Exactly man, I don’t see this show as the next big story driven cartoon. Its just your basic slice of life show
I could see a Lore episode once in a while ala Amphibia.
No MEGA?
Scott playing with hailey's mosquito bite breasts.
Why is she so cute?
No clue. But she is and I'm all for it. I hope she keeps getting cute little alternate looks through out the series.
>Dorky personality
>Glasses
>Overalls
>Gap in teeth
>She and her best friend share the same 2 brain cells
>She and her best friend share the same 2 brain cells
Yeah, she's a great combination of cute elements. Her and Scott really. So it's clear the best choice is going to be Hailey and Scott at the same time, right?
Yes
They are trully meant for each other
I wanna bed Hailey. Who's gonna upload the episodes?
>cuckquean
it's hot
Where's the Mega? I've been deprived of Disney dicky for far too long
Tomorrow
why did they make their main character for little girls a cuck?
Because she will uncukc herself.
Watching toy story 4 pregame on the channel
New promo:
https://twitter.com/littlekev811/status/1666970220941148161
guys........
miles morales?
the off-model and height stuff unironically makes Hailey cuter at times and gives this show soul...
>ctrl f
>no mega
Well shit.
Yeah this is going to be a big problem. Mega anon got banned.
What's the hype for Hailey being the new cuckquean?
all main girls must be cucks
In the second episode she says it's totally fine for the competition girl who is much more shapely than her to go and ask out Scott. She does and by the looks of it they start dating then and there.
That was the first episode.
Wait, it was? I guess I didn't miss the first episode then.
LOL
How long do you think Scott and Kristine will last as a couple?
As long as we don't get a Slomophore Slump I'm fine with them staying a couple or breaking up in amicable terms
I haven't seen a show with such inconsistent heights since Steven Universe.
forgot to remove the lines from the mouth. This should be accurate to the show now
https://files.catbox.moe/dqwai4.psd
Alright it's time to rip the bandaid off quick Hailey's pops is a manlet no excuse for a 14 year old boy to be almost the same height. Hailey's genes will forever curse all progeny with dwarfism no matter who the father is. She might as well just shack up with that cute tsundere white boi while Scott gives the gift of Pinoy blood to Kristine's kids.
Pretty mid kino so far
South East Asian themes makes me feel so seen
Its weird, this show feels like it should be mediocre than it is, but it has something of an "it" factor going on
Almost feels very early Loud House like especially with the narration
You're just horny for the girl
If this show is going to have mutts like yourself screeching about burger law and accusing everyone of being a waifugay, than perhaps its closer to TLH than we think....
Mega when?
Member all the owl house fans gushing the lezzy kiss
Imagine if Hailey and Scott kiss in the season Finale.
New interview:
>CNN interview
>Now Fox
>it's on the news
Is this suppose to be the next big thing? Moongirl, Hamster and Gretel, Kliff, you forgot about them already?
>Fox
UMMM, not a good look, Chud & Chuddie...
Hailey's Bizzare Bucket list.
In all seriousness I'm fricking sick of every cartoon being set in California. Why do all this shilling for Hawaii and the way Hailey says it is cute btw and just set it Commiefornia anyway... at least its not LA
Here's the first episode on youtube
Thanks for looking out anon.
Oh hey, and thanks anon.
this is what you guys were shilling? it's okay at best. no different from owlshit or frogshit if u ask me
>hapa
>straight
>not a passing nigress
it's objectively miles better actually
Isn’t that just Molly?
The love interest is there from the get-go and the Pride Chibi tiny tales short confirms Hailey x Scott, sorry Latinxstines.
AND hailey. Saviours of the west.
Now that I think about it, the series starts in January 1st, and we know from some leaks (pic related)that there is a Holiday episode set on Christmas, Imagine if the season Finale took place on the next New Year's Eve.
sounds cliche enough to be it but they would probably have her fail to do the last one or have an all out bot army come and physically keep them away until the bell rings
https://mega.nz/file/A6h0RSiK#10H15MyNXXviDj07ng4vDKYBCrOMbQTkP_S98K_dz90
danke bruv
>almost 2 GB
Please for the love of god learn how to compress these files next time you want to upload them.
We are doomed
It's not me, I just found them.
Love you anon
>haven't used it in days
>Bandwidth limit reached
Is there an actual reason to still use Mega these days?
where is ep 2 though? it premiered today too
hasn't been ripped yet
Sound?
The first episode should’ve been 44 minutes so it can be more fleshed out and not be rushed.
Yeah, that's kind of weird. They gave Moon Girl a full forty four minute first episode so it's not like that would have been impossible. I guess they felt Hailey didn't need one so long.
Has there ever been a Disney cartoon premiere that was 44 minutes?
Sorry,
already responded.
Moon girl
Here's the soundtrack:
https://open.spotify.com/album/5ilGEvay7lGWOhzdRhZysF?si=0OVrzDmbShiWZ5BytvcCmA
Wonder if one of the songs spoils a big twist like in Moon Girl
Only one way to find out
Hailey and Scott locked in closet and she keeps rubbing her ass against his crotch while trying to find a way out.
Scott doesn't even realize that's haileys butt because in the dark closet all he can feel is hard bone
oh no no no Becker is almost as tall as Hailey...
Beckerchads, when will our queen get her episode?
Why was she mean-mugging Hailey and Scott in the beginning?
She probably doesn't approve of Hailey
I'm impressed by Amanda Leighton leaving absolutely no traces of Polly Plantar in her Kristine voice
Sometimes it sneaks in like with the robot dude so whenever there are certain moments you will hear it
So the terminator bots are pro-climate change?
A common theory is that the Professor is lying to Hailey and the bots are part of her lie to motivate her to complete her list.
She is atomized but it's revealed the Professor is Future Hailey/her daughter, so she is not permanently dead.
How is that guy?
How do you think Hailey is going to temporarily die?
Time paradox briefly causes her to have never existed
Is that really a trend? It’s happened like twice.
>celebrity cameos in episode 1
Not good
Well, they couldn't actually get Ryan Seacrest.
>suprise buttsecks in episode 1
Not good
adorkable
Gonna try and keep track of Hailey's list, waiting for the rest of the episodes to drop so I can update it. Here's what's known so far
updated!
>Make a female friend
Doesn't she already (kind of) have one in Kristine?
Probably doesn't count until Kristine finds out about the saving the world thing like Scott already knows about
Does this mean we'll get an episode where Hailey becomes genuine friends with Kristine?
>Urgh! Cunniseurs!
>young girl yells at pollution cloud
I felt like it was a little cringey at first, but it started to gel in the end. it feels like a cheesy romcom but in a good way... looking forward to the next few episodes
>Could've kissed him
>does this instead
Hailey you weren't supposed to jump that far ahead on the list!
>Supposed to kiss him
>Let's another b***h do it instead
New song from next episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIo8xUk1F3s
How many times are they gonna do the "we make you think they're gonna kiss but it doesn't happen" joke this season?
They are going to milk it for all its worth for at least one season
It wouldn't suprise me if Kristine eventually breaks up with Scott because they have too many differences or she feels she is "stealing" Scott from Hailey.
That would be beyond based.
They're both so zesty what the FRICK
>gay couple in episode 1
>interracial couple in episode 1
Not good
>White Ass Daddy
>Black Ass Momma
THE WEST HAS RISEN
Alright we gotta add Scott to the nerd pussy enjoyer club with the likes of Jack Atlas, Scout and Shaggy
What if instead of Scott Hailey had to kiss Kristine?
Whelp that was huge waste of time.
I went in with little to no expectations and even then was disappointed. At most SU tier lolcow was the dream but passable slop would have been fine. At the very least I hoped it would have been on comparable level with amphibia, toh, hilda or molly but no.
Literal nothingburger.
If you were a SU watcher we most certainly didn't want you around this fandom.
every title we have for hailey atm
101 - The Beginning of the Friend
102 - The Last Sand / The Show Must Go Wrong
103 - Beta'd and Hooked / The Wild, Wild Mess
104 - Catching Felines / It's All Gonna Be OK-Pop
105 - Road Trippin' / Escape Doom
106 - Cubix Dudes / Cos-played
107 - The Flamingo Must Flamin-Go / Splatter of the Bands
108 - Bringing Home the Beacon / Dance Like No Mom is Watching
109 - Kristine-Ceanera / The Puffle Kerfuffle
110 - Flippin' Out / Smells Like Queen Spirit
111 - U.F.WHOA!
112 - Seas the Day / Kissed Opportunities
113 - Sight for Dinosaur Eyes / Along for the Slide
114 - Leather Jacket Hailey / In a Pinch
115 - Lady and the Trampoline / Who Let the Dogs Out?
116 - Beta's Gonna Hate / The A-Maize-Ing Maze
117 - I Know What You Did Last Slumber / The Fart of War
118 - Scott's on a Roll / Bye Bye Birdies
119 - Frankly Fabulous / The Pin is Mightier than the Swole
120 - 130 - TBD
>fart episode
Ep 2-6 mega when?
Very soon, it appears.
I need more context for your pic
>Listen up ET hands, I'm going to ride Scott's little pinoy tonight and there is nothing you can do about it but watch.... so long as you like and subscribe to my channel!
ok gotta admit wasn't expecting to hear Polly Plantar say that...
Where's Krisitne's porn?
Why did Hailey let this stacy cuck her like this?
Feels kinda weird to do a plot about time travel and robots and being destined to save the world and then have both what she's saving the world from and how she's saves it be so mundane.
There must be more to the story, like who are the Chaos Bots and why are they trying to kill Hailey and cause the apocalypse?
It has to be either the oil companies or some sort of rogue state in the future.
Alternate bad future. Like in captain planet the bad guys got captain pollution from an alternate future where the world was a polluted hellhole. But then super captain planet came from a future with no pollution and his purity made him immune to the toxins of the evil dudes.
Makes sense.
So it turns out it wasn't six episodes added onto disney+, it was seven. Hope you're ready to shovel 2 and a half straight hours of episodes down your throats
Pattyxirs we eatin'
Wait, they're already up? Damn that's a lot...
My mom has Disney + on her tablet. Guess I'm paying her a visit...TONIGHT.
>no rips yet
it's over hailey bros... our show has failed
Actually never mind, I just noticed they don't have the fourth episode for some reason.
They missed an episode? How do they mess up that badly? Have they done that before?
I hope whoever rips it gets the 7th one first because its going to be taken down at some point
https://disneynow.com/shows/haileys-on-it
Every new episode is on DisneyNow
https://disneynow.com/shows/haileys-on-it
>imagine the brap
>A couple of besties
>like brother and sister
>baby want milkies?
>special snowflake main character
>moronic himbo
>painfully thick third wheel
>annoying sidekick
this is just Star 2.0
All their races are too ambiguous and have features that don't belong.
anybody have a MEGA for the first seven eps
Someone's working on it.
OH NONONONO
cucked
lmfao
CAUSE I'M MS. BRIGHTSIDE
>puking diseased flamingo is going to be a recurring character
kristine's thoughts
>Hailey is so sweet and friendly, she's a really great listener and i hope we can become the best of friends!
hailey's thoughts
>god damn this b***h is frickin THICC
Wonder if Hailey being superhuman is a plot-point or if it's just cartoon rules. Show is already doing a bad job at exploring her character by instantly making a timid girl good at everything.
Yeah, it seems like all the athletic and acrobatic stuff she's doing is a surprise to her as well. Which is sort of weird. If it turned out there was some super human stuff giving her an edge it would explain that well. Otherwise she's just naturally good at stuff for no real reason.
>Otherwise she's just naturally good at stuff for no real reason.
It's cuz she's a strong independant woman worthy of joining the modern DTVA protagonist lineup
Or that. That's probably what's going to be the real answer. I guess with eleven minute segments they don't really have the time for her to be bad at something and learn to be good at it so they just fast forward into her being good.
>that wilhem scream during dad's story (and his warp right before)
ok kek this show is actually kinda funny
>when you wanna put swear words in your show but your a disney cartoon
Why don't they just make up swears like they did in Recess?
Ah, blort.
>We got some rules in the Cowpoke Corral
>No blacks
WHAT THE FRICK DISNEY HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS??
>girl from the water balloon flashback just fricking copy pasted in the background of a present day scene
sisters... why isnt she a weak baby jobber like Luz...
You frickers need the Owl House to justify how bland this shit.
>Hailey gives Kristine the gift she was gonna give Scott for his birthday
This really is Cuckqueaning
Not even Star was this cucked during her first season...
Will we get an episode where Kristine says she admires Hailey for her courage and kindness?
No. Closest you get is Kristine saying she's jealous of her, which leads to Hailey completely cucking out
well??? where are the mega links for all the eps???
Still waiting for them myself.
canon toddler Hailey looks a lot like TB's design wtf
Episode 6 has a black character voiced by Roger Craig Smith. How'd they get away with it?
He's Roger Craig Smith
One of the secondary characters is a latina voiced by a white woman.
Like seeing this
, makes me think this is COTC all over again with this show made by two supposedly white dudes larping off with a brown girl as MC.
>e-girl Patty, 80s Patty in the same episode
Pattycakes we ate well today....wish i knew how to rip or even screencap these from disney+ since no one else seems to be doing it...
well I figured out how to workaround Disney+ screencaps
this show takes itself a lot less seriously than I was expecting it to be.
>Hailey’s twin brothers are named Dwayne and Johnson
Can’t make this shit up
“The hierarchy of power of the Hailey’s on it universe. Is about to change.”
haileysisters...what's our game plan for our girl...
watching kristine frick scott
Sauce?
@notmahmapuu on twt
Why does the fat b***h like hats so much?
All episodes
https://mega.nz/folder/pjAgyT6B#-AbLwO5VsMbxHpHKBHBqOA
thank you!
Frick!!!!!!! I have to go into work early today or else Mr. Goldstein is going to garnish my wages again. Thanks though anon.
Well shit they remove episode 7 from disneyplus didn't they.
There was only ever six episodes up, they just numbered them incorrectly
Where is the sound?
>mega
>each file is 1.77Gb
Yeah, frick you too buddy
literally only the first file is that large, the others are only a couple hundred Mb
which also means that they aren't in 1080p though so what's even the point
1080p files for 20 minute episodes should be no more than 200 MB.
Well, whoever's downloaded all the episodes, can you put them in a Google Drive, please?
Any toilet scenes?
I get the feeling that the scientist cyborg lady is actually Hailey's daughter and this series is basically MoringMark's SVTFOE shipping war comic made into an actual Disney show.
We’ll just have to wait and see
>Hailey, if you don't complete your list, the future will look like this!
>whoa, is this China in the distant future?
>Uhhh, no... this is a liveleak video from today. Another steel mill....
>hoi predicted new york
holy fricking shit lads...
DisneyNOW has episode 4:
https://disneynow.com/shows/haileys-on-it
Watched three of the episodes so far, including the pilot, my thoughts:
>wish they had spent a little more time on the Professor, and the Chaos Bots and setting up the premise. I'm hoping its intentionally obfuscated for a coming twist since "saving the world from climate change" is a little vague
>humor was a bit cheesy at first, but I started to like it by the second and third episodes
>the world building is very good so far, they aren't introducing too many characters too quickly
>Patty being a real estate agent ... and also , somewhat of a slightly b***hy/mean mom ... wasn't expecting her to so quickly become one of my favorite characters
>Scott is a based moron
>Kristine is great as well
>Beta is so-so, funny at times, useless and annoying at others
>I suspect AC is behind the Chaos Bots and the premise is really that this whole thing is the mother of all shipping wars
>wish they had spent a little more time on the Professor, and the Chaos Bots and setting up the premise.
My point exactly, the first episode should’ve been 44 minutes to set up everything from the characters and the setting aswell as Scott and Hailey’s relationship
I liked Cubix Dudes
Is Scott a himbo?
>Haileysiblings, it's over
I am not strong enough.The fast spoon fed information presented for baby zoomers is making me cringe before even the middle of episode one and I have to pause and inhale my copium. Help me by reminding me how cute brown girls become later!
OK, I got hit by the MEGA transfer quota, are there any alternate links?
So, this shit any good or what?
Its pretty much your basic slice of life cartoon like TGAMM
If you like Star vs Season 1 it has that same comfy feeling
It's better than owl house but that's not saying much.
Hailey is at least more straightforward even if the first episode should have been 44 Minutes.
>Muh bloat
Better than Luz's show that's for sure
Not a high bar. TOH is a great premise handled awfully. This show would only have to be slightly entertaining and not be overly stupid to be better.
Again you you frickers are obsessed, also this show is blad.
>TOH is a great premise
It's fricking Isekai, whats so great about it?
TOH is fricking kino, mate. Best cartoon since Avatar.
its not even the best show in its own network
Owlxirs... this is not a drill. I repeat this is not a drill...
Hailey's first full episode just cruised right passed the Lumity video (Owl House's most recent video, and one of the most popular videos there posted in months) and shows no sign of slowing down. Not good....
Funny thing is Hailey is technically the oldest of the newest DTVA protagonists. She's 14 compared to the 11-13 year olds protagonists from before.
Which ones are 11?
Pretty sure Luz was 14 too.
I don't buy that for a second, she's small as frick. Anne is 13 and if you put them side by side you could never convince me the little gremlin is older than the tall girl.
Hailey x Kristine fics when?
If the professor told Hailey that Scott likes her and would become her boyfriend if she simply ask out then they would've become a couple in the first episode.
I like it! Hailey and Scott and Beta are a pretty enjoyable trio, I like that Hailey isn’t a hyperactive quirky girl and is more introverted and thoughtful, the overarching plot seems interesting although I don’t understand why Hailey didn’t ask about the Chaos Bots and who sent them but I’m sure we’ll find out. I’ll watch this season
From a previous thread:
>Hailey Denoga(née Banks) is an average, but slightly shy mother and wife.
>She is married to her childhood crush Scott, however, it only happened after an unexpected pregnancy forced him to break up with his girlfriend and marry Hailey.
>Hailey does not like to try new things as the last time she did at a Love tunnel she got pregnant.
>Despite this Hailey and Scott care for and Love each other and their daughter whose best friend is a pink Teddy Bear Hailey used to own.
>On New Year's Eve, Hailey's daughter discovers her Mother's things-to-do list and insists that she complete it as a new year's promise.
>Despite her reluctance, Scott also insists on completing the list to remember their youth.
Would you consider this a decent AU for the show?
>Mommy what is this
>Oh it's just a little book I made when I was your age, It doesn't matter, I never completed anything on that List
>But I always see you kiss daddy
>What?!
>It was a joke from that one time you combed your hair and I thought you looked attractive, Scott!
Maybe
It feels like this show should have been called Hailey's Got This
The sand castle episode’s message makes no sense
>you gotta take your time to do things right
>but we only won because our beach war ruined every other castle
what's this about hailey being a cuck?
have you seen the episodes? she willingly gave up scott even though she had feelings for him...not even star was this cucked...
Where I can see the episodes?
>Ctrl +F
>"mega"
At least Star had a season without romance drama.
Let's hope the show solves the love triangle by the season finale.
She became a cuckqueen in record time, it took a season for Star to get cucked whereas Hailey got cucked in the very first episode (now up on Disney Channel’s YouTube btw)
Any other cuckery in the other episodes?
Kristine is so damn thick she makes Jackie look like Star by comparison.
So Hailey is the inventor of the G.E.C.K. from Fallout.
I wonder when we will be see Hailey's mom in the present day.
She is in Episode 1
POLICE
More like Hailey's Not On It LMAOOOO.
>the potty
We need pic related with Hailey
Where's the reverse NTR fanart
Welp it’s over guys see you next thread
Bye
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