unironically this, there were many much more obvious red flags but hank dismissed them because he couldn't even fathom the idea that walt can be such a person and moreover that such a person could be hiding right under his nose
I did a similar thing one time with some friends who called me up and asked if I wanted to go the beach and when I got in the car they asked what I was doing beforehand and I told them I was sucking some dick, much to everyone's amusement, but little did they know I actually was via a craigslist hookup.
No, they didn't actually know, you stupid little homosexual. I know that's your knee jerk reaction upon reading this, but no one knows my little secret. No one has any idea that I'm bisexual except for the men I've blown over the years. Both of my parents died thinking I was a straight man. Everyone irl thinks YOU'RE gay, though, since you've never brought home a girl or had a gf. I've at least had several gfs since again, I'm bisexual.
it's called preemptive strike, sweetie. I knew I couldn't just share my anecdote about sucking dick without some little smartass chiming in, (you) most likely, so I struct first.
edit: yup I knew you were going to respond with that.
>Dunno what to tell you
Have you tried actually thinking about it, and working it out in your head? Do you never question why you are the way you are?
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It appears that you're projecting your own peculiarities onto me and seeking to a find an answer only you yourself can find within. I wish you good luck on your journey of self discovery.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>It appears that you're projecting your own peculiarities onto me
No, I am asking you.
I regularly question everything myself, including myself.
Are you not capable of doing the same?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe you should question why you format posts.
Like a homosexual.
This isn't that far off from reddit spacing.
I am the way I am because I indulged in degenerate behavior, and dabble in other hedonistic activities.
I do these things because when I do I get delicious hits of dopamine.
No one gives a shit about any of this, including you, but I responded out of boredom.
I shan't be replying any further.
It’s not illegal to hold physical cash, but an amount like that raises questions about the origin of the cash. Hank would be interested in that and any police really would suspect it’s been obtained by illegal means. Walt wasn’t filthy rich remember, where would he get half a million in cash?
Didn't they think he had a gambling problem at that point? Haven't seen the show in almost a decade. If so just lie and say you'd won it.
This was before they came up with the gambling story
no this was way after that but i think it might've been before hank got told that lie
Well, I would use that gambling lie then.
>WOOAHAHAHEYEYHEEYYYY Big man Walt struck it big in the lottery! Anyway, see you later
lol. i think his willful ignorance WOULD make him force another excuse
unironically this, there were many much more obvious red flags but hank dismissed them because he couldn't even fathom the idea that walt can be such a person and moreover that such a person could be hiding right under his nose
Hank wouldn't have opened it. He didn't care what was in it.
the the series would be over? idiot
>BUT WHAT IF WALT DIDN'T NOTICE THE PLATE SHARD MISSING
I think it would have resulted in a tickle fight and the loser pisses their pants all over the driveway
Huh
I did a similar thing one time with some friends who called me up and asked if I wanted to go the beach and when I got in the car they asked what I was doing beforehand and I told them I was sucking some dick, much to everyone's amusement, but little did they know I actually was via a craigslist hookup.
No, they didn't actually know, you stupid little homosexual. I know that's your knee jerk reaction upon reading this, but no one knows my little secret. No one has any idea that I'm bisexual except for the men I've blown over the years. Both of my parents died thinking I was a straight man. Everyone irl thinks YOU'RE gay, though, since you've never brought home a girl or had a gf. I've at least had several gfs since again, I'm bisexual.
calm down, dude
You seem really insecure
it's called preemptive strike, sweetie. I knew I couldn't just share my anecdote about sucking dick without some little smartass chiming in, (you) most likely, so I struct first.
edit: yup I knew you were going to respond with that.
Your parents are in hell and Satan is making fun of them by telling them how gay your are and describing each dick you sucked.
Why exactly are you a literal big fat wiener-gobbling homosexual?
Serious, unironic question.
Because the one true Christian God designed me to be that way? What a strange question.
Nice copout.
Now give a real answer.
Dunno what to tell you, champ. No one gets to choose what we are into. I have no idea what sort of answer you're expecting.
>Dunno what to tell you
Have you tried actually thinking about it, and working it out in your head? Do you never question why you are the way you are?
It appears that you're projecting your own peculiarities onto me and seeking to a find an answer only you yourself can find within. I wish you good luck on your journey of self discovery.
>It appears that you're projecting your own peculiarities onto me
No, I am asking you.
I regularly question everything myself, including myself.
Are you not capable of doing the same?
Maybe you should question why you format posts.
Like a homosexual.
This isn't that far off from reddit spacing.
I am the way I am because I indulged in degenerate behavior, and dabble in other hedonistic activities.
I do these things because when I do I get delicious hits of dopamine.
No one gives a shit about any of this, including you, but I responded out of boredom.
I shan't be replying any further.
You absolutely have a choice to not put men's penises in your mouth But you do anyway.
Yeah, it was a conscious decision. I thought I might enjoy it, so I tried it, and I did. Don't like the taste of cum, though.
*In Don Drapers voice*
>Why would you CHOOSE to be gay?
how my dick tasted b***h
they know, they are just being polite and do not want to talk further about it.
>except for the men I've blown over the years
So the whole knows then
I'm in Houston Texas please suck my wiener
Yeah well that's great and all but that doesn't stop the fact that you have had men's penises in your mouth and I haven't
S-rank post, would read again.
>Everyone irl thinks YOU'RE gay, though
I work with a guy who looks exactly like Hank
How big is his wiener?
AC SHRAEDER
BRING THE BOTTLE B ACK
He’d see half a million in cash and Walt would end up in jail. End of story
>it's illegal to own money in America
The absolute state
It’s not illegal to hold physical cash, but an amount like that raises questions about the origin of the cash. Hank would be interested in that and any police really would suspect it’s been obtained by illegal means. Walt wasn’t filthy rich remember, where would he get half a million in cash?
Why didn't Hank just ask Walt for a share of the money after he found out? They could have both lived happily after