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>dies offscreen
>daughter also gets offscreened
daughter doesnt die offscreen she is just
>in hiding from even selene
Can't get the dog small out of the skin.
>Can't get the dog small
oh anon
>all smurf
is there a more disappointing monster reveal? they built up this dipshit's transformation for like 20 minutes all for blue trent reznor with a piece of plastic glued to his chest, why?
It's a cool midway point. Human body for speed but still wolf skeletal features.
Final Fantasy 7 and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity.
>Final Fantasy 7
?
Are you that schizo from last month who kept spamming his schizo thoughts on how FF7 shaped the entirety of fantasy genre after its release?
Yeah, huge letdown, could have at least given him a snout and wings, maybe big ass fangs too.
I never expected anything different because everyone always pulls that sort of shit with hybrids, especially if they are supposed to be heroic, a human look is prioritized every time.
>only cool character dies so this gay can exist
>jobs then dies offscreen
Even discounting the sequels shitting on him, it's pretty jarring how the very first movie builds up his ultimate power and then he immediately gets his fricking ass kicked by Viktor
You're an idiot. Viktor is a vampire elder who was an experienced ruling warlord. A newborn hybrid who doesn't have the experience wouldn't beat Viktor. Besides Alexander, Marcus and Lucian nobody would've put up a better fight against him.
yeah sure it's probably "realistic", but it makes for a shitty movie plot. They should've written something different if that's where they ended up.
Vampires get stronger with age, Michael was still too young.
>Lycan
just say werewolf you autist
I like Lycan for werewolf, like I like Carpathian for vampire. I don't like half-breeds. He's basically an undead pupperino.
I demand beckinsale pics!
Inferior to her mother.
maybe but she better nudes
Kate repressed her appetites for 20 plus years.
Lily came out swinging with no rules since before she was legal.
I do remember hearing stories of Lily breaking guys in, and then Kate stealing them when Lily grew bored.
This ignites a perversity I had no idea I had.
Shitty series
I wonder if Selene will get a new lover in the sequels. I mean how long is she gonna get hung up on this guy.
if the situation was reversed would you still stay hung up on prime kate beckinsale in leather?
No, because there were like a million similarly hot vampire b***hes all over the place. Kate is fricking great, but pussy is still everywhere.
sewer man my arch nemesis
passionate tender wholesome long-term romantic relationships with werewolf girls
>Wants hairy muscular girls
homie u gay
nuh uh
getting a big cuddly dog during 'that' time of the month
a harpy who's just angry and in pain
fricking b***h Amy just shave your forearms
hahahaha what the frick
That answer makes no sense. If you have time to shave your legs, you can shave your arms.
Think about what you're getting yourself into, Anon.
>Think about what you're getting yourself into, Anon.
White people sleep with their digs, anon. It'd be mire of the same.
was it better than the hybrid from Vampire Diaries?
Same problem. They establish them as ultimate monsters that have neither the weakness of vampires nor werewolves so seemingly can't be killed. 5 episodes later it just gets casually dropped that they die if you rip their hearts out and suddenly every character can do that effortlessly and all the hybrids are just fodder again. That actually really soured me on the show.
Klaus was an annoying c**t so yeah
they dropped the ball on this so hard, at least second movie had a kino plot
Was I the only moron who liked the prequel, Rise of the Lycans? It's my favorite movie in this shitty franchise. It had some cool fight scenes, the armor was cool, and watching Viktor get the shit cucked out of him when his vampire princess daughter gets YJK'd by a werewolf slave is priceless.
>Was I the only moron who liked the prequel, Rise of the Lycans?
no, cause this was the only movie that was more about the lore than the latex action scenes
Na, I liked it a lot too.
Nah, Martin Sheen made these movies. Everyone without him is increasing levels of ass.
I couldn't take him seriously with that face and forehead
>Director steals your wife
Look man...
Kate Beckinsale has admitted multiple times that she has a fetish for ugly guys.
The uglier the better.
Her daughter, Lily, has a virgin fetish.
They are some batshit crazy hot women who may decide to frick you at the same time.
Yes, there are rumors that they share.
So if Kate leaves you for someone else, she won't look back, and considers the new guy to be uglier than you.
are you telling me that I, as a 33-year-old ugly wizard, have a threesome chance?
Well, I have seen some of the guys this mother/daughter duo prey upon, and as long as you aren't fat, you have a chance.
Lily likes the guys to be socially awkward too. She gets off on taking their virginity. She has admitted it several times, and griped at least twice about her mom stealing boys from her.
kate has admitted once that she has stolen guys from Lily, and that she likes to train them and use toys on them and her.
So, don't be fat, be a little less socially awkward than Napoleon Dynamite, a virgin, a bit ugly, and you may get a week of attention from Lily and her mom if you can find them in the real world.
I saw some pictures years ago of Lily and Kate sleeping nude together, and Lily stealing a dildo or vibrator from Kate.
They are a strange mom and daughter.
Look up Matt Rife. Kate went after him and kept him as a toy for a while. He admits to being awkward and a bit ugly for years. Then, while they were together, Kate stuck chocolate in his butt, his cheekbones appeared, his balls dropped, and he got ripped.
She then dumped him and moved on.
It's a true story. He got ripped and hot, and she decided to find another guy.
Come on now, at no point was that dude ugly. Don't be delusional. If he thinks he was ugly then that just shows he was brainwashed into thinking he was uglier than the old hag and so shouldn't leave her. If he counts as ugly when he started dating Kate then the average Cinemaphile user is a -5000/10.
No, he said he was an ugly kid and a late bloomer, and that his looks were a recent thing.
I dunno if he was actually ugly. I just took it at face value. I didn't go hunting for his high school pics to see.
You know all this background blind-item gossip about Lily and Kate but you draw the line at looking up an old picture of the dude to see if your weird fantasies are true?
Tried it. The oldest pics I can find of the guy is from when he and Kate were together, and none of them really show what he looks like. He apparently was not very big before they were together. Seriously, he was like nineteen or twenty when they started fricking.
Secondly, it was an aside. I find the relationship between Lily and Kate more perverted and interesting than some random guy she was banging. Kate was also fricking that Pete Davidson guy, and I don't go looking for younger pics of him but it fully makes sense as he is ugly as frick.
Kate said she had a pattern of liking to frick ugly guys. I looked some up. She wasn't lying.
Yeah, it was cool seeing vampire society in its prime.
>I liked this film
>The NTR was the best part
>Underworld movie set before the invention of latex
Hard pass
>Was I the only moron who liked the prequel, Rise of the Lycans?
No, it's definitely my favourite of them all.
Fricking loved the armour designs. Other than that it was meh.
The trilogy, especial Lucian is kino when you watch it from the prequel first
Just disregard the other movies
>low budget b-list actor prequel of crappy horror franchise has better costume design than $100 millie Game of Slop or Rangz of Powah
>But stronger than both!
It's called hybrid vigor, look it up.
more like homosexual vigor. gay.
>inbred plants do slightly better mixed
>refugees welcome
that applies to vegetables not people, you fell for the israelite race mixing propaganda
>I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIIEEE
why didnt they do it bros? It could have been so kino
I stopped at Rise of the Lycans.
Who, or what creature ended up being the strongest of all the movies?
>Who, or what creature ended up being the strongest of all the movies?
Selene. She had a magical ritual that made her move ultra instinct
was it cool?
Yeah lets just make him a blue man instead of a winged lycan or something
and then proceeds to be off-screen for 5 movies straight and actually dies without you seeing in the last one.
Why were they so scared to recast this guy?
too powerful for a good story?
Just decided to rewatch this movie while I eat dinner and have a cheeky browse.
I was thinking about it because it was the first movie I saw with a really convincing "super run" where a character runs as fast or faster than a car. Lucian chases after a car near the beginning. Very solid scene, very fast running.
Dude, look at the feet.
Can't see them?
Lucian ran on a carpet being towed by the car.
Clever idea.
But it is like those magic tricks that stop having the air of magic once you know how they work.
I know that!
It's a convincing and effective film technique. Let me enjoy fast running scenes!
I unironically want star wars to do something similar with light and dark sides.
a person that finds the center of both, and becomes obscenely stronger than any master of one.
i think theyre already doing that with the new ashoka show, but ive tuned out of star wars for the most part a while ago. technically jedis are supposed to, theyre all about balance, but it always feels like they wade into the "light" side.
>muh star wars
go back to your manchild generals, this is the gothchild thread.
As a kid I thought this movie was pure cringe
now I wish we had anyone making movies with this kind of shameless mallgoth aesthetic
did so dirty so Kate can get all the screen time.
>yes I'm mad
>Rise of the Lycans was the last good Underworld movie, the rest are tax write offs.
Its a race mixing propaganda.
Just finished watching it again and Bill Nighy as Victor is so fricking cool.
He's this melodramatic old guy and then it's a great twist that he's actually powerful and a good conclusion that it takes Selene & Michael teaming up to kill him.
Yes, it literally is
>meathead looking black guy desperately wants to bone white women but is too scary looking
>goes to college to learn genetic engineering, probably to turn himself white
>decides to pursue his desire for white pussy in hollywood
>can only get bit roles as thug#1, black savage#2 and african soldier #3
>ends up writing a fantasy story where werewolves are kept as slaves by aristocratic vampires until a werewolf tries to frick a sexy vampire which kicks off a vampire led racewar
>story concludes with a werewolf guy finally getting to frick a white vampire chick thus solving racism
I'm writing my own film script about a vampire dude caught up in a postapocalyptic vampire vs werewolf war that's secretly orchestrated by goblin reptiles, but all he really wants to do is frick bug pussy.
he should have looked like pic related
>half straight
>half gay
I remember watching this for the first time thinking we were finally getting a romance between a female vampire and a human guy in movies, and then they turned him into that shit.
Imagine being face fricked by that thing