Halfway through ep 1. Does this shit get better?
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ep2 was actually decent
No it wasn’t, you’re just very stupid and gay.
decent for current year
So it was objectively bad, got it.
I enjoyed it.
stop posting bro
id smash that grussy no cap
This. Episode 2 was fine but they shouldn't have slapped the True Detective name on this show. It doesn't feel like True Detective at all.
BUT IT HAS PLENTY OF REFERENCES TO SPIRAL AND RUST, MEMBER RUST?????
>Total shitbowl
I remember the first time I saw a woman's venus dimples. She was a tanned tomboy maybe in her mid-20s carrying networking tools, it was over 35C and we were in a bus. I think I was 14.
i call them thumbrests. i love 'em
Fricking better than the sex scene, this and her breasts pushing through that shirt. Max cute Jodie.
Mildly interesting in a slop /tv way. Watch the first three episodes of Season 1 and the contrast is distinct.
i liked, sorry haters. i still hated parts though.
>try it in english, nerd.
yes episode one had a few microaggressions against me the viewer
i only recall one microaggression in episode 2
It's not bad. If only for Jodie Foster.
I just don’t like it. I’m an Alaskan so I’m biased but it doesn’t land for me. 30 Days of Night remains the best film set in AK.
How do you feel about Northern Exposure?
Wasn’t a huge fan I typically don’t like anything set in Alaska because nothing ever captures it well. The only ones I like is 30 days of Night and pic rel
seriously? how hard can it be?
>how hard can it be?
I ask myself the same question. Apparently pretty fricking hard as it’s usually always cartoonish or inaccurate.
What about Hold the Dark?
>. I’m an Alaskan so I’m biased but it doesn’t land for me
Serious question. Why do people live there. Why don't they just move to warmer climate like Florida or California?
Seems life there is like hell.
to get away from homosexuals and Black folk but the biden administration won't stop shipping boatloads of filipinos and funding radically progressive nonsense in the natives college programs
There haven't been any more CG animal herds yet so it's better in that regard.
I wish TV shows would stop using CG animals. They're universally terrible.
do people who have such animosity for each other have sex as often in real life as in tv?
I can not speak from experience but I think people take what they can get in alaska
the town where everyones a dick
LOL
fricking white males
>snap a dudes arm off
made me lel
we're just letting off some steam, relax 🙂
Cops and forensic personnel do have a morbid sense of humor. When you have to deal with horrible, brutal shit; making light of it helps remove the fear and disgust.
but isn't it mostly dryly delivered dark humor instead of posing like tiktok prostitutes at the crime scene?
Cops love tiktok shit. Self-absorded losers who sit in their cars all day harassing people.
They should still have the media training to not take fricking selfies with corpses, because that's a fricking PR nightmare and can easily frick up cases if some piece of evidence becomes known online. Airhumping corpses would be fine. Filming it for tiktok is not.
There is that one time when firemen took a video of a burning house in Florida for his tiktok, while a woman was still inside.
gotta get those likes, brah
I knew a former Philly homicide detective and he said if they found a body the first thing they would do was check the fridge for pizza or beer before they started collecting evidence lel. He was also extremely racist and talked about pistol whipping blacks till they would admit to the crime. "If they didn't do it this time they probably did before"
Police work is fricked up sometimes. It takes a tough dude to stay legal and honest.
>former Philly homicide detective
is that the plot of reptile
>Philly cop
>racist
Do you really need to specify this?
dawn of the dead 1978 scene of the police raid on a philly ghetto apartment and liquidating the gangs, zombies, and poors was kino
>Wow, it's just like my favourite show, Breaking Bad
fricking unprofessional white males
>where do you keep your canned food?
>you used to keep your canned food down here years ago when we had such familiarity i knew where stuff in your house was but you have moved where you keep your canned food
It's a compelling crime that the show presents, but most of the characters lack depth so far. I like this season so far, but watching unattractive people have sexo is... Not great.
>implying
>Leave your thick woolen socks on, baby.
That's actually what Idris Elba said when he was shooting the sex scene with Kate Winslet in The Mountain Between Us. He's a footgay and either didn't want to get too aroused or thought she had terrible feet and couldn't pretend to be into her if he saw them. Kate outed him when doing a Graham Norton interview.
Kek
Found the interview: https://youtu.be/_SQSX2e62LA?t=949
Idris is a damn good actor, being able to pretend like he's cool with the path that took.
>or thought she had terrible feet and couldn't pretend to be into her if he saw them
fricking kek
As hard as I laughed at this, I always nutted hardest when my girl had something on her feet.
The plot is unforgettable, even if the ultimate, gobsmacking denouement may test your credulity. Foster is a contained hurricane as the beady, brittle Liz Danvers, and is close to the show-stopping form she was on playing Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs. She has been paired brilliantly with Kali Reis. Also 10 rupees to anyone who agrees, shares and likes/sincerely NOT the HBO shill department™
The conclusion is obvious. hallucinations are likely a result of some type of mineral poisoning or contamination. Lots of books and mini-series have done this exact story including doing it in the arctic. The general plot is that a mining or research company pollutes the water supply of a city or town and then fails to cover it up. This causes an outbreak and mass casualty event. Lots of shows have done this plot as well but the cause was not just "evil corporations" but "global warming" as well. So muh natives and climate change" brought to you by officer Black person b***h. super compelling bravo HBO
No, the Indian woman wanted to summon some kind of Indian spirit to stop the miners, they killed her and it somehow turned her into a vengeful ghost
>worst of the true detective seasons
>worst of the HBO damaged gurl shows (sharp objects, mare of eastdown)
>still show of the year because everything else is shit
What did we do to deserve this bros?
Still better than The Outsider.
Mare of Easttown was great. I grew up in a very similar town (in NJ, not PA), and they captured the feel of the place really well.
>sharp objects
Was gonna watch that just for Sophia. Never got around to it.
All I know is that it has two episodes out and two sexscenes so far. Its obviously degenerate slop. Dont waste your time
>sex scenes? In MY HBO?!
run along zoomzoom
>HBO in 2024 is the same quality as The Sopranos/The Wire/Band of Brothers HBO
Sure bud. Enjoy your feast piggie
Or Carnivale. Carnivale even had some sex scenes with ugly people and they were still of better quality and didn’t feel hamfisted.
Or the actual True Detective, i'm still don't understand this mass delusion that people suffer that make them think True Detective have more than one season.
I can't with the black girl
Her fricking piercings are too much
watch on a smaller screen
Sir/madame this is best show ever sir, pls watch on HBO best quality and cheap monthly rate!!!! sexy wamen police, bobs and vageen, haha i love it, thanks for the first
>shows up
>become scared that they'll kill him brutally
rust was neighbors in the trailer to the schizo trailer, he tracked them down
No way he'd lower himself for that.
he's an executive producer, so he's already involved
Not for this season actually, Pizzaman said he wasn't involved at all this season either. Just producer by name
id say its watchable but it isnt TD and its written for 4 year olds other than that yeah you could watch it
their dynamic is really hot
well she fricks everyone, pajeet nerd she doesnt like, cop captain she doesnt like, husband of mining b***h, probably blackie
Not watched, is she pining for him but for some reason not fricking him?
Nah there's really nothing there other than experience detective + green cop.
Okay good. Neat might watch
So far I've only seen her frick that guy while he makes ridiculous faces during sex
This is a stupid show.
I somehow knew they were lesbians when I saw 2 female detectives. Maybe I could be a good detective.
>This is friendship. But in the end, it's the same thing.
Are you moronic? It's obviously about their friendship being ruined(probably by the drunk driving accident that cost Jodie her husband and gave the black girl a demotion) and then them burying the hatchet and becoming friends again while working on this case together.
>This is friendship
doesn't mean they can't rub pussies
Women are fricking literal morons.
THEY NEED TO FRICK. I NEED TO SEE IT.
I wish I could be a young, cute twink serving under gilf Jodie Foster. 🙁
imagine even inquiring about this, even considering watching it
This is by far the dumbest thing out there right now. Ghastly show.
i wouldn't know. i quit watching true detective about 10 minutes into season 2. complete dog shit. should have just kept it to the first season and called it
Season 2 is China Town meets French Connection meets the Godfather compared to this drivel.
Whats the point of this character?
he's a teacher, playing dumb.
that was my unpack of the whole situation.
>it's not an emoji
lole
>i-i-i i'm gonna call ur mum, a-anon... anon you too?
>giggles and walks out
>call her, she's smoking weed and drinking black goo water anyways
Its not his field homie you dumb homie?
>Its not his field homie
so it's his house homie?
south park reference
To make the audience aware Danvers has fricked EVERY guy in town, and destroyed multiple marriages.
He's the murderer bro
no it's the one suspiciously looking boomer with the AI posters who nearly shit's himself out of nervousness every time navarro shows up to talk to annie's brother. first time at the mine he stopped and looked when noticing her.
second time similarly
>no i don't want to talk frick off
but then pussies out once she shows up at his doorstep ony to reveal "his brother" or whatever sold a motorhome to their main suspect.
people have been pointing at him ever since his first on screen apeparance
That kpop poster is real I think. IVE in upper right corner. Gaeull is best girl.
>people have been pointing at him ever since his first on screen apeparance
that was me i even made a pic
I thought he was indian?
The actor is a white Canadian named Adam Bryce
exposition dump
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
lets not talk about this again
they should've broken off body parts from the other guys, maybe they'd also started screaming and we would have more than one potential survivor to tell the story
no.. we're just not gonna talk about that ever again
how the frick would this guy have survived being completely frozen for what appeared to be days?
that scene was completely moronic
Obviously infected with the Thing virus
The Thing was an alien shape shifter, not a virus.
Walking Dead has made the zoomer generation moronic.
It’s written by leftists so facts and logic need not apply
The research base was using ancient bacteria and viruses to research ways to splice that shit into humans to make us live longer but it made them go nuts. That guy ended up spliced with something that survives cold really well, allowing suspended animation.
wtf how does she know this? Is she a True Detective™ or something?
But hey frozen bodies can just come back to life and start screaming.
RUST BROS WE BACK
I was assured I didn't have to watch season 1 to watch this season. Was I lied to? I'm only in it for the cold.
So far just references, but id watch it if i were you just on the basis of how perfect season 1 is compared to the rest. Season 4 is good so far barring the ai shit tho
I already tried watching it when it first aired and then when season 2 aired, and then again when season 3 aired. I never get past the first two or three episodes because the setting just doesn't do it for me and the characters annoy me. That's why I figured to give up on the earlier seasons and just watch the 4th without seeing any of them, since it finally had a setting I like.
Eh thats fair, winter thriller shows/movies are a hard bunch to come by
You in it for the reddit gold homie frick off
What the frick are you rambling about Black person?
Shut the frick up b***h ass reddit homie
Why the frick would you want to jump into the new season and not see the only season everyone agrees is worth watching
How are they related?
rust's dad that was mentioned a couple of times in S1
Man it's kinda cringe at times. Tries too hard
Le60 y old granny and the middle age facial piercing black women. le solve crime because they are super strong and independent and top tier detectives.
Yea no im not watching that good sir wont eve pirate it.
Literalli majority of top tier detective are males most of them white.
Every tv show is a black woman with 90IQ.
What did they mean by this? and who even watches shit like this? 110% money laundering
to be fair the majority of cops in real life aren't that smart, its just that the majority of criminals are literally moronic
Even then, lots of crime is "solved" by simply making one guy they caught confess to all of the open cases they can pin on him. That's how those South-American serial killers end up with hundreds of kills.
They shit this and decided, PERFECT, WRAP!!
>Shit
Or shot.
What the frick is this creature?
La Creatura del Igloo Norteamericano
Why do actors agree to this? Do they have no dignity?
>Why do actors agree to this? Do they have no dignity?
Before merchants infected our society actors were always considered a different form of prostitute
No
>does hamfisted lefty propaganda that misrepresents the world its attempting to criticize ever get better?
No. Typically they put the good, well written stuff at the beginning to lure you in to the gay commie troony Black person trap. If they couldn't even be bothered to trick you with something watchable at the start, the rest wont be any better, especially because of all the sheer mental gymnastics and wall of text exposition they'll need to justify the route their shitty preaching narrative will take as things make less and less logical sense.
They tell you the cop's daughter is a dyke when she first appears on screen. They have a cop-mother/daughter moment and bond over the fact the girl the daughter had just shot a sextape with isn't underage.
Man denvers really is a inconsiderate c**t to Pete
She is just needlessly abusive to everyone
Just finished ep 2. It's like The Thing meets Fargo. I'm enjoying it apart from the anti-white microaggressions.
Atleast someone is doing Fargo justice since the newest season wasn't Fargo at all.
>ancient alien organism in the ice
>Ghosts are real and shit
Oh so I don't have to take this seriously then. Why are women so bad at subtlety
Because they're built different
>all reviewers confirm that the first two episodes are the best of the season and falls off in the middle with a decent finale
If this is as good as it gets....yikes
threadly reaction face
half episode stronk women, 15yr old lesbian chub daughter, men prob becoming idiots in 5...4...3...2...1....
did this genocide you, sweatie?
Did this genocide you, troony?
god, i can't wait for the upcoming reboot series directed by rowling lol
troony this troony that
troony this troony that
You keep sucking troony sack
no ofc not its just that its not for me so i quit watching halfway through, s1 was kino and i'm grateful for that at least
just cant immerse myself in police officer who has 45kg and couldn't arrest a senile drunk grandpa
doesn't reflect the world in a realistic way, for an example alphabet mafia are a minority but now they're everywhere in the movies
if i wanted to see sick people all the time i i've watched doctor house
Why is the black masquerading as a Eskimo
where to watch?
Nothing can top episode one. Best episode of the series
Based episode 1 enjoyer
I forgot to add pic so samegay
This series could improve immensely without the black protagonist. She's just disgusting to look at and acts like shit.
openly hostile characters are almost always irritating
it gets more cheek stud Black personey
Any one else think white people are bad?
So the destruction of everything good is intentional, right? Or are they just this incompetent?
take me back
SAVE ME JORDAN PEELE
>making this video in that dress
Unironically what did she mean by this
>Unironically what did she mean by this
Underneath every pretty dress is a filthy dirty prostitute
Goddess.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/41834708/#41834708
>Arctic station researching extinct microorganisms and viruses
>Nobody asks if they scientists could have been infected by anything
>Drop bodies to melt in middle of school hockey rink
>Put a single guy there to oversee it
>Don't warn the hospital that the guy they operate could be infected with something
>keeping in the town police and not call CDC or any state authorities
If the show tried to paint women as incompetent it couldn't do a better job
my favorite part was the team of arctic police officers who weren't aware of paradoxical undressing until the white guy told them
>They spent decades trying to sequence the DNA of an extinct microorganism that potentially could stop cellular decay
>Why don't you try it in English. Nerd.
Wasn't there an exact same premise couple of years ago for some mystery show in Arctic town and it turned out murders were done by humans infected by some parasite they found in ice?
Fortitude?
yup that's the one
Fortitude + Wind River + The Terror Season 1 + True Detective Season 1 now lol. Also they stole this idea from an indie film called My Winnipeg
heya heya heya heya heya
The only reason i will keep watching is the spiral reference back to s01. I think its pretty cool theres a connection, even tho its implemented in a bit of an obvious way. I wonder what they'll do with it.
>I think its pretty cool theres a connection, even tho its implemented in a bit of an obvious way. I
The station itself has a name similar to one in Lovercraft mythos and the drawing the kid made is another monster with no eyes and mouths in hands, so they are abusing the mythos openly
the station is financed by Tuttle megacorp and its just all so stupid
>the station is financed by Tuttle megacorp and its just all so stupid
Last episode will have Tuttle injecting the Omega-Parasite to gain superpower and re-establish white patriarchy.
In the last moment Rust will heroically self sacrifice himself so that the mulatto/injun woman can have babies with her lesbian lover.
Kali Reis and her mother are pretendians
>The human geneticist Bryan Sykes (1947–2020) wrote, "On the matrilineal side, all of the mDNA lineages are of either European or African origin, while the patrilineal Y chromosomes show a range of Native American, European, and African lineages plus one surprise from New Guinea." He continued that "genealogical reconstruction showed that the single Native American Y chromosome was most likely introduced into the tribe by a Cherokee incomer several generations back." He wrote further: "In contrast, the complete absence of Native American mDNA among the Seaconke Wampanoag came as a great surprise to me, given the usual direction of intermarriage between African and European American incomers and Native American women."
Black folk used to run off and live like injuns
1 cherokee fricked one of these hoes in 1920
TD S4 is to TD S1 as The Many Saints Of Newark is to The Sopranos
>TD S4 is to TD S1 as The Many Saints Of Newark is to The Sopranos
Speak in English nerd.
Its so bad its going to ruin the source material its drawing from.
No.
the 2nd episode kinda gave it away dam
Season 1 felt apocalyptic with the long shots of the swamps mixed with unsettling ambience music, making me never step a foot in louisiana. Alaska during le long night feels comfy watching this
basically it fails even at the most basic things
I hate the leftist takeover of media so much its unreal