>Hallmark is now making movies where a fat chick hooks up with a handsome guy
Lol
Lmao
>Hallmark is now making movies where a fat chick hooks up with a handsome guy
>Hallmark is now making movies where a fat chick hooks up with a handsome guy
Lol
Lmao
That's kind of funny and it just tells you that the target audience are women. It's like Netflix's The Witcher.
>really handsome male lead
>average looking women
hoeflation is real
>Cinemaphile chuds are whining about fucking Hallmark Christmas movies now
jesus christ, guys. get a life
It's a discussion board retard. To stimulate conversation that is often humorous. The only one that needs to lighten up and get a life is your thin skinned (or rather, fat skinned) ass
Upvoted. Now, back to our stimulating hallmark discussion! Guys, this movie looks… hella cheesy
>it's a kids movie
>it's a hallmark movie
>it's for bipoc transfolx
>you can't consume this media or form an opinion on it even though critics are still doing that for some reason
Whining? Nah man it's a fascinating phenomenon, the fatter and uglier women get and how this leads to new actresses also being fat and ugly.
It’s the natural progression point when people here don’t want to do anything except bitch and moan
That's barely a fat chick. Put a 350 lb pear ssbbw with a huge ass and thick tree trunk thighs and we got ourselves a movie about a fat chick.
>That's barely a fat chick
>she isnt that fat, i would plow that fat puss
good morning america
There's one where she plays a non-supermodel sizes clothing designer trying to convince the handsome inheritor of his father's fashion empire that he should make clothes for realistically sized women (and also put his penis in her many times, but obviously in a wholesome fashion)
When will Lizzo break into movies?
>I'm firing my agent
It's a step up from going gay4pay, he probably doesn't mind.
Disney should take notes on what the female demographic wants to see and delivering that instead of Shonen jump lesbians.
why can't we get wish fulfillment movies for chuds? It's always foids who get whatever they want all the time.
SoL Anime, VNs, Dating Sims
The list goes on.
are any of these hallmark movies interracial and the girl is a PAWG?
and it's ugly shit with no budget
>Interracial
There are some but it's always a light skinned black lady or an attractive light skinned Hispanic lady like Alexa Penavega
>PAWG
no idea, Hallmark camera angles actively avoid lewdness
They just sacked their CEO because of this. The CEO was of course of a diverse ethnic nature.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/hallmark-ceo-wonya-lucas-step-down-1235558874/
She's not even cute. I just jerked off to chubby black girl porn for an hour. I would love to see a romantic movie with a thick light skin black girl who's on the chubbier side but curvy not just a big gut.
its hallmark anon
every american girl I ever met in real life looked like this in spite of her online photos looking nothing like it
Actually watched this movie as a kind of experiment to see "what are these hallmark movies all about?". Looked through the list of popular recent christmas hallmark movies, and this one had Bruce Campbell and is a location not distant from myself.
This movie is an abomination. Everybody in the movie is a perfect awesome successful beautiful person, except for the main character who is malignant mean rude awful boring selfish vindictive cruel and her whole plot is that she is a liar. And she never grows up or changes or learns anything and she gets a new perfect husband and a new perfect family who love her for who she is. This is a window in the current year woman psychology and it shocked me.
>And she never grows up or changes or learns anything
sounds like a woman
>the main character who is malignant mean rude awful boring selfish vindictive cruel and her whole plot is that she is a liar. And she never grows up or changes or learns anything and she gets a new perfect husband and a new perfect family who love her for who she is.
She looked like your ex, didn't she?
it do be hard out on dem streets
It's naming time, gentlemen!
>I'll be the size of a house for Christmas
a0wmg
her next jobs gonna be sitting on top of some cathedral
excellent.
>when she looks like Florence Pugh.
Regular cast member at Hallmark is the sweetest gig on earth.
That's not even fat she's a little chubby and an adorable slampig
Just IMAGINE the cute little noises she makes while you fucking DESTROY her meathole
>Just IMAGINE the cute little noises she makes while you feed her a pizza
good morning america
You haven't lived until youve fucked a fat chicks fat rolls using her sweat as lube
>wife is watching hallmark
>Just showed a commercial for the Ark encounter
Kek
It was over for men when they agreed not to use their physical superiority to keep women in line
So? What's wrong with that?
Literally me and the girl I'm dating
fat chicks need love too
they just have to pay
Double down on pandering to walled miserable housewives
>more like florence P.U
This happens all the time in real life with the apps.
Literal hambeasts are calling the shots now
Hallmark has been going down the shitter for a while.
LET THE ARCHITECT POSTING BEGIN GENTLEMEN
fat women are not fun to have sex with they have no stamina and most positions are not doable
I used to have one that would ride me forever. Too bad she was on the extreme end of the BPD spectrum.
That's a handsome guy?
There is literally nothing wrong with this. Hallmark movies are made for middle aged spinsters. Demographics deserve movies that specifically appeal to them.
Now if they'd just fuck off and leave our stuff alone.
Stuff?
All the posters saying "duh, it's Hallmark" have never seen a Hallmark movie. The main actress is always hot.
She looks fucking normal, wtf is your problem
literally everything is made for women now. if you're still watching ~~*current year*~~ TV and film you're a woman or probably gay
>Cinemaphile now self-inserts itself to Hallmark movies and whines when the woman isn’t hot enough for them
The feminisation of Cinemaphile culture has reached its peak
Thats literally me and my wife
All I can say is yum.
Watching shit Hallmark Christmas films while getting drunk with the waifu and taking the piss out of them is pure kino.