It's not about the money.
It's about destroying everything you loved as a child. It's about ruining everything that reminds you of how good the world used to be.
Leftists would actually get extremely triggered to the point of pissing their pants, if the hologram representation of an AI was made to be sexy and loose. I don't know why they think this way now, but it is a fact that they do and that's why they made Cortana this way.
Can I libtard weighing in on why their fellow libtards in Hollyweird feel this way? Is it embarrassing that your weird ideological narratives led you all to being miserable prudes?
fricking lol, blows my mind how even this is better than the S2 version how could they have possibly made it even worse
someone looked at this abomination and said “not ugly enough” holy shit
>Women who work at video game companies or on video game shows are parasites who just want to ruin products you enjoy
100% correct. They hate straight white men and are looking to destroy anything we enjoy because the ~~*media*~~ has told them we're the reason why their lives are shit!!!FACT!!!
This. I don’t understand how adding offensive politics to God of War or Spider-Man or some shit is even on the radar for anyone making games. Fire these demented pedophile trannies or women or whoever they are. Video games are fricking garbage now to boot mechanically.
achtually, it was based on the image of one of the cientifics, so it makes perfect sense that she made her breasts bigger, her ass well shaped and naked, that's how she sees herself, and she didn't studied decades of programing and shit to not make an holographic version of herself presents her breasts and ass in front of you and tease you to hell with her bawdfied version of herself.
this is how evil women are.
She is a vat grown female brain digitized in a process that destroys the organ
She and all smart AI used by humans in Halo is literally a person running on an emulator.
She basically just is a slightly hotter version of her biological self
neither of those posts belongs in a screencap or in the 2010s for that matter. that's some 90s something awful grey forum tier rote 'nerd persona output' dreck.
I still remember when Cinemaphile was in an uproar over "Fat" cortana with "saggy breasts" lmao. a bunch of worthless virgins seething over a realistic image of an attractive woman
>Master Chief suckled so strongly that he caused Cortana pain, and she pushed him away. Her milk sprayed across the heavens and there formed the Milky Way
Is there an only cortana scenes cut of Halo 4 in HD somewhere?
This is tempting me to actually play the game but I don't want to waste the drive space for mediocrity when I could just stare longingly at best cortana instead.
who is watching this? why was it made? it doesn't appeal to any fans of the halo franchise and for good reason; the showrunners literally announced they didn't read the novels or play the games and were going to adapt it in a way that they thought was best, rather than a way that portrayed the spirit of the franchise. and the end result was just... trash. it was like taking some of the character names, and little else, to make up a contrived, uninspired mess. so if the halo fans didn't watch it, who watched it? why was it made? why is a second season being made?
this is the kind of thing that makes me think the entertainment industry really is a giant money laundering system.
they probably have some deal with Microsoft where they have to use the IP or lose it, so they'll make it as cheaply as possible and write off the loss for tax purposes
Who was the target audience for Resident Evil?
Who was the target audience for Live-action Cowboy Bebop?
It's just greedy producers exploiting an IP and all their subordinates gleefully destroying yet another thing white men liked. I don't think any of them give a shit about being appealing to anyone but themselves. In fact, I bet some of it is due to impotent rage because none of those parasites got to make their original show, so they're shoving in all those ideas into an unfitting one as an act of vanity.
The first episode is season 1 is ok. Halfway through episode 2, and very boring. Is this worth watching? Does the Asian girl character get killed off? She makes me not want to watch the show at all
her story doesn’t go anywhere. jimmy rings drops her off at the rubble in episode 2 and they never cross paths again. you can literally skip her subplot entirely and not have missed anything because it has absolutely nothing to do with anything else going on.
Where the hell did this received wisdom come from that masked characters *need* to take their helmets/masks off all the time in film adaptions for the audience to connect to them? It's proven false over and over again, but the argument still gets trotted out. Why?
It's a requirement from the actor that x amount of screen time be used to show their face to help show off their acting so they can get other roles. Karl Urban is the only actor to say frick that and respect the legacy with Dredd
>It's a requirement from the actor
Then find a different actor, I refuse to believe that the guy they cast is the only man on the planet capable of doing Master Chief justice
It's prob a nepo hire or israeli actor being pushed on the show from above because whoever is invested in their career is doing them a special favor by giving them a role with recognizable face time. It's probably the whole reason the show even exists and is getting a second season. They use shit like this to help their friends pad out their resume, even if it loses money.
am i the only person who thought halo 2 was peak?
and who are all these people who think 4 is the best when it's literally the worst and doesn't even resemble the same character?
2 > 3 >>> 1 >>>>>>>>>> 4
They made her uglier wtf. Is this to represent the anguish of being cuckqueaned?
Wtf is going on? Why is this piece of GARBAGE even getting a second season? They need to launder more money?
It's not about the money.
It's about destroying everything you loved as a child. It's about ruining everything that reminds you of how good the world used to be.
No
vs season 1
S1 caring milf mommy. S2 fetal alcohol syndrome or something. it bothers me
Leftists would actually get extremely triggered to the point of pissing their pants, if the hologram representation of an AI was made to be sexy and loose. I don't know why they think this way now, but it is a fact that they do and that's why they made Cortana this way.
Can I libtard weighing in on why their fellow libtards in Hollyweird feel this way? Is it embarrassing that your weird ideological narratives led you all to being miserable prudes?
fricking lol, blows my mind how even this is better than the S2 version how could they have possibly made it even worse
someone looked at this abomination and said “not ugly enough” holy shit
soul
soulless
>clothing
BETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAL!!!
BE-TRAYAL!
BETRAYED ME!
Why the frick
This show has zero appeal to anyone who played Halo.
it barely has appeal to people that didn't play Halo
GIVE ME HALO 4 CORTANA YOU COWARDS!
Women who work at video game companies or on video game shows are parasites who just want to ruin products you enjoy
>Women who work at video game companies or on video game shows are parasites who just want to ruin products you enjoy
100% correct. They hate straight white men and are looking to destroy anything we enjoy because the ~~*media*~~ has told them we're the reason why their lives are shit!!!FACT!!!
This. I don’t understand how adding offensive politics to God of War or Spider-Man or some shit is even on the radar for anyone making games. Fire these demented pedophile trannies or women or whoever they are. Video games are fricking garbage now to boot mechanically.
literal BPD face
Did they recast Halsey too then?
remember what they took from you
cast her
Scarjo, how is there any question?
like 10 years ago maybe wtf
Why does a computer avatar need breasts?
how dare you ask such a stupid question
horny nerds created her
achtually, it was based on the image of one of the cientifics, so it makes perfect sense that she made her breasts bigger, her ass well shaped and naked, that's how she sees herself, and she didn't studied decades of programing and shit to not make an holographic version of herself presents her breasts and ass in front of you and tease you to hell with her bawdfied version of herself.
this is how evil women are.
Why do you have breasts?
Why does it not need breasts?
She is a vat grown female brain digitized in a process that destroys the organ
She and all smart AI used by humans in Halo is literally a person running on an emulator.
She basically just is a slightly hotter version of her biological self
AI fricking loves breasts. She has breasts because she wants them.
To make her more human, and women have breasts, naturally.
Chief needs something to jerk off to. That's why he was so concerned about getting her back in Halo 3.
neither of those posts belongs in a screencap or in the 2010s for that matter. that's some 90s something awful grey forum tier rote 'nerd persona output' dreck.
All of her data is stored in the naughty bits.
Battletech rears its ugly face again
ZAMN
Cortana was the only thing about Halo that peaked after 3. Halo 4 Cortana was absolutely stacked.
The best
the fact that she is just a brainscan of Halsey (and therefore a younger version of Halsey) makes me want to frick old Halsey
Making hot women was the only good thing 343i ever did.
Halo 4 Cortana and Halo 5 Femspartans were fricking PERFECT.
For for SOME FRICKING REASON they removed both of those things in the very next game. Fricking spastics. Fricking maddening.
Now it's bodytype 1 (male), 2 (female but flat), 3 (troon).
>9female but flat)
Not even that. It's the exact same shape and proportions as the male body just slightly smaller.
I'm a horny bastard, but I still prefer the REAL Cortana over Halo 4's coomer Cortana. Halo 4 isn't a real Halo game anyway.
pic forgor
Tomboy Cortana was cute
Pretty sure she gets hotter and hotter as she wants to frick Chief
Is canon from the first books that Hasley favored John because he was cute and Cortana has the same genes.
Best Cortana
Giantess Cortana is based
>It's not a cudgel, you barbarian!
Based. Cortana is smart and cute, not coomer bait. The Halo show is an abomination.
i agree, 4tana is unbelievably hot but she's like something from an impregnation doujin, very nice to look at but not the character from 1-3
Bad posture and saggy breasts
You have never seen a woman naked in real life. I have some very bad news for you-- that's what the best natural breasts look like.
I still remember when Cinemaphile was in an uproar over "Fat" cortana with "saggy breasts" lmao. a bunch of worthless virgins seething over a realistic image of an attractive woman
>Master Chief suckled so strongly that he caused Cortana pain, and she pushed him away. Her milk sprayed across the heavens and there formed the Milky Way
bros... our response?
Dead franchise. Ironically, call of duty barely outlasted it
Who is the actress?
call of duty > halo
A show taking place in the Infinite Warfare setting would be absolute kino.
>Season 2
Didn't John Halo die when Cortana took the control of his body?
>hop in, Chief!
sniff
Is there an only cortana scenes cut of Halo 4 in HD somewhere?
This is tempting me to actually play the game but I don't want to waste the drive space for mediocrity when I could just stare longingly at best cortana instead.
My friend, I got you covered in 4K
Let's be real.
Every iteration, every version of cortana in any game and tv series all look bad.
Nah
Is a good design before they went coomer mode
she looks younger, that's ok I suppose, can we see the feet ?
I remember having to skip entire episodes that didnt even have the MC in them
The side characters and subplots were diabolically shit.
who is watching this? why was it made? it doesn't appeal to any fans of the halo franchise and for good reason; the showrunners literally announced they didn't read the novels or play the games and were going to adapt it in a way that they thought was best, rather than a way that portrayed the spirit of the franchise. and the end result was just... trash. it was like taking some of the character names, and little else, to make up a contrived, uninspired mess. so if the halo fans didn't watch it, who watched it? why was it made? why is a second season being made?
this is the kind of thing that makes me think the entertainment industry really is a giant money laundering system.
they probably have some deal with Microsoft where they have to use the IP or lose it, so they'll make it as cheaply as possible and write off the loss for tax purposes
Who was the target audience for Resident Evil?
Who was the target audience for Live-action Cowboy Bebop?
It's just greedy producers exploiting an IP and all their subordinates gleefully destroying yet another thing white men liked. I don't think any of them give a shit about being appealing to anyone but themselves. In fact, I bet some of it is due to impotent rage because none of those parasites got to make their original show, so they're shoving in all those ideas into an unfitting one as an act of vanity.
My 55 yo mother loved it
no
They turned Cortana into non binary. It's not fair bros
she looks better than season 1 cortana, that said, i still won't watch this show
The first episode is season 1 is ok. Halfway through episode 2, and very boring. Is this worth watching? Does the Asian girl character get killed off? She makes me not want to watch the show at all
Kwan?
She's probably the best character.
Grade A trolling
Seriously, does it get better? I'm about to bail on ep 3
her story doesn’t go anywhere. jimmy rings drops her off at the rubble in episode 2 and they never cross paths again. you can literally skip her subplot entirely and not have missed anything because it has absolutely nothing to do with anything else going on.
Are stream sloppers even human
kek she 'looks like even more of an obnoxious Karen.
Sarah Gadon would be a perfect Cortana. She's played an AI before.
Are you going to kidnap her? You're legitimately a psychopath. Your obsession over her is borderline criminal
Eugh
Where the hell did this received wisdom come from that masked characters *need* to take their helmets/masks off all the time in film adaptions for the audience to connect to them? It's proven false over and over again, but the argument still gets trotted out. Why?
It's a requirement from the actor that x amount of screen time be used to show their face to help show off their acting so they can get other roles. Karl Urban is the only actor to say frick that and respect the legacy with Dredd
>It's a requirement from the actor
Then find a different actor, I refuse to believe that the guy they cast is the only man on the planet capable of doing Master Chief justice
It's prob a nepo hire or israeli actor being pushed on the show from above because whoever is invested in their career is doing them a special favor by giving them a role with recognizable face time. It's probably the whole reason the show even exists and is getting a second season. They use shit like this to help their friends pad out their resume, even if it loses money.
>Pablo Schreiber
Half brother of Liev Schreiber
2 for 2 lol
>entire thread no one has posted the cuck webm
so we're gonna pretend that wasnt the reason this thread was made now?
Why would they give her british slag eyebrows/expression
Cortana from Halo 4 is the best Cortana
Upgrades, then it goes to shit in 5 when they give her clothes and only continues to go downhill from there
am i the only person who thought halo 2 was peak?
and who are all these people who think 4 is the best when it's literally the worst and doesn't even resemble the same character?
2 > 3 >>> 1 >>>>>>>>>> 4