It's remind me of Masters of the Universe: Revelation. Not only is it bad, it almost feel like they're really try to piss off the fans and ruin their childhood on purpose. What the frick is their problem?
>ruin their childhood
Is there a bigger "im a homosexual" statement than this? Shitty adaptation (if you can even call it an adaptation) didnt ruin your childhood, stop being a homosexual.
It's too late. Halo consoomers and waves of ESLs are already celebrating the trailer as a fan victory over the first season. Paramount will make their money and keep making mediocre slop.
It seems like one giant money laundering scheme. I was thinking about this more as big companies add streaming to their huge portfolios. It could exist as a loss tax write off.
People who produce shows don't see them as "shows", it's a product in stock, Halo is a Premium product because it is a valuable IP, they don't want to leave what is a technically valuable product sitting in the warehouse
Paramount must have been overexcited about this IP and paid a lot and made some nasty contracts...It would be much more expensive to stop, all they can do is move on, and sell this trash in the bundled, And Halo has some extra value to the package, like when Nike puts the logo on a plain chinese shirt and sells it for $50 bucks
Streaming wars. They didn't want to adapt Halo, they wanted to ripoff The Mandalorian to compete with Disney and Microsoft was so fricking jaded after trying to make Halo: The Movie since 2005 they said "sure, whatever"
Frick off Paramount shill, no one is watching your trash
I don't care if you have 1.5 scenes that sort of resemble the games, I'm not sitting through twelve hours of garbage millenial writing of Chief feeling sad and crying (helmet off) and other literal who characters having melodramatic conversations in dimly lit rooms
I don't care about how you're going to tease Sgt. Johnson, if I want Johnson I'll play Bungie Halo
I know you paid shills are real and active so please take this message back to your focus group masters at Paramount and 343: have a nice day
Star Trek by far since it's a household brand.
Nobody but niche dudebro gamers, religious people and Nine Inch Nails fans knows what a fricking Halo is.
Arguably Star Wars.
Halo merch still unironically sells despite the damage 343i did. Meanwhile, no kid cares about Star Wars anymore. Kathleen Kennedy fricked it into the ground.
Star Wars. Halo can somewhat distance itself from the god awful show and new games because the online on the old ones is supported and very much alive. Star wars has been invaded by trannies and perverts
Star Wars because it fell from a higher point of cultural relevance. I grew up with Halo and played it on the original Xbox as a teen and was there for the Halo 3 hype. But that didn't last.
Star Wars was something that had stuck around for multiple generations and you had grandparents who had seen the first movie in theaters as kids or young adults taking their grandkids to see TFA and TLJ.
You're not going to see that kind of transgenerational enthusiasm for Star Wars ever again.
Star Wars was one of the most prominent IP and Disney managed to botch it. Even during the prequels, Lucas pumped out shows,games, and toys and other merchandise to keep interest. Most little girls don't give a shit about Rey.
The new Halo games are still fun despite mismanagement by 343 and the show isn't canon.
>nice
checks out. he's one of us. thanks for announcement op. resub'd to paramount+ so i watch a live action redition of one of my favorite childhood video game franchises.
I've never been so disappointed by something I've waited literally half my life for. Was the first season actually considered a success? I'm one of the biggest Halo fanboys out there and I couldn't even be bothered to finish it. That being said, because I'm such a homosexual fanboy, I'll give season 2 a shit but frick I know I'm gonna be disappointed.
Please don't do that. We're going to keep getting slop like this, like Netflix "Bebop," and Rings of Power and Wheel of Time until we stop giving in to our morbid curiosity.
Hollywood needs to go bankrupt and every millenial writer and producer needs to be fired and sent to do manual labor at a construction site IMMEDIATELY.
>Was the first season actually considered a success?
It wasn't but these companies are all part of this "streaming war" nonsense and they need content pretty much regardless what it is. At this point it's all about which companies runs out of money first.
Notice he takes off his helmet more frequently in season 2 and 3. And then there was the Boba Fett series. One reason why Boba was feared was because few people knew his face.
so master chief is gunna frick the gravemind right
maybe it'll possess or sporeify some dead woman and he'll frick that
but he's definiutely fricking the gravemind
arbiter is absolutely getting but fricked
prophets have those long necks to suck on his schlong
master chief is going to frick this galaxy raw
Never watched this show, loved the games. The few clips I've seen look completely alien. Are they trying to do a straight adapatation or is it basically a spinoff?
it literally has nothing to do with halo except the armor and some names sometimes and some scenes they made to put in the trailers to trick people
it's 90% about an ugly chink doing I can't even remember I blotted it out of my memory
My guess is that they must have a generic sci-fi script collecting dust in some drawer, as soon as they grab the rights to Halo, they instead of writing something specific they slap that shit In to Launched as quickly as possible
lmao they actually wasted another 100+ million making a second season of a massive flop. watching Hollywood israelites burn their precious shekels like this on show after show is so satisfying lmaooo
After that, I would sincerely prefer to watch a game cutscene movie on YouTube of Halo 1-3 (and then 4-6) before I considered season 2 of this fricking rancid slop.
this show was doomed from the start
paramount wanted their own mando, but the problem with that is halo hasn't ever been adapted in live action other than trailers for the games
the second issue is that if they did just make a halo show that took place in the halo setting, then people would be wondering where the frick masterchief and the halo are
Weapon is cute but also moronic, and a very hamfisted attempt to walk back the damage they did killing AND villainizing Cortana so they gave us Cortana Jr
Why does this have a second season, wasn't the first so fricking bad that even 343 said they had nothing to do with that pile of shit.
You really fricked up if even the creators of the worst Halo games do not want to be associated with you.
How many times does chief cum this season?
It's remind me of Masters of the Universe: Revelation. Not only is it bad, it almost feel like they're really try to piss off the fans and ruin their childhood on purpose. What the frick is their problem?
>ruin their childhood
Is there a bigger "im a homosexual" statement than this? Shitty adaptation (if you can even call it an adaptation) didnt ruin your childhood, stop being a homosexual.
Not as much as in the games/books universe. Cortana rewards him with the autojacker after successful completion of mission objectives.
uh qrd on halo season 1?
They had their chance and fricked it up in the first season. This can rot in shit.
It's too late. Halo consoomers and waves of ESLs are already celebrating the trailer as a fan victory over the first season. Paramount will make their money and keep making mediocre slop.
fricking where, moron?
Anywhere that's not on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile. Damn you're naive.
When someone told me he fricks a human woman who was a covenant general with an energy sword in her fingernail i didn't believe
how the frick did this get renewed for another season
Streaming is just another money laundering scheme.
>ow the frick did this get renewed for another season
Tax writeoffs + ESG/DEI.
It seems like one giant money laundering scheme. I was thinking about this more as big companies add streaming to their huge portfolios. It could exist as a loss tax write off.
People who produce shows don't see them as "shows", it's a product in stock, Halo is a Premium product because it is a valuable IP, they don't want to leave what is a technically valuable product sitting in the warehouse
Paramount must have been overexcited about this IP and paid a lot and made some nasty contracts...It would be much more expensive to stop, all they can do is move on, and sell this trash in the bundled, And Halo has some extra value to the package, like when Nike puts the logo on a plain chinese shirt and sells it for $50 bucks
Streaming wars. They didn't want to adapt Halo, they wanted to ripoff The Mandalorian to compete with Disney and Microsoft was so fricking jaded after trying to make Halo: The Movie since 2005 they said "sure, whatever"
great question
Frick off Paramount shill, no one is watching your trash
I don't care if you have 1.5 scenes that sort of resemble the games, I'm not sitting through twelve hours of garbage millenial writing of Chief feeling sad and crying (helmet off) and other literal who characters having melodramatic conversations in dimly lit rooms
I don't care about how you're going to tease Sgt. Johnson, if I want Johnson I'll play Bungie Halo
I know you paid shills are real and active so please take this message back to your focus group masters at Paramount and 343: have a nice day
Who has it worse, Halo or Star Wars?
White men in general
What social institution, fanbase or hobby have remains in which we have not been designated as unwanted guests?
Warhammer? Although the cracks are now showing
>What social institution, fanbase or hobby THAT WE BUILT have remains in which we have not been designated as unwanted guests?
ftfy
Star Trek by far since it's a household brand.
Nobody but niche dudebro gamers, religious people and Nine Inch Nails fans knows what a fricking Halo is.
>redditermedia
Arguably Star Wars.
Halo merch still unironically sells despite the damage 343i did. Meanwhile, no kid cares about Star Wars anymore. Kathleen Kennedy fricked it into the ground.
Star Wars. Halo can somewhat distance itself from the god awful show and new games because the online on the old ones is supported and very much alive. Star wars has been invaded by trannies and perverts
yep. MCC custom games is still solid.
onions wars and it's not even close. at least infinite is fun. halo live action shit has always sucked except for the commercials
Star Wars because it fell from a higher point of cultural relevance. I grew up with Halo and played it on the original Xbox as a teen and was there for the Halo 3 hype. But that didn't last.
Star Wars was something that had stuck around for multiple generations and you had grandparents who had seen the first movie in theaters as kids or young adults taking their grandkids to see TFA and TLJ.
You're not going to see that kind of transgenerational enthusiasm for Star Wars ever again.
Star Wars was one of the most prominent IP and Disney managed to botch it. Even during the prequels, Lucas pumped out shows,games, and toys and other merchandise to keep interest. Most little girls don't give a shit about Rey.
The new Halo games are still fun despite mismanagement by 343 and the show isn't canon.
>nice
checks out. he's one of us. thanks for announcement op. resub'd to paramount+ so i watch a live action redition of one of my favorite childhood video game franchises.
I've never been so disappointed by something I've waited literally half my life for. Was the first season actually considered a success? I'm one of the biggest Halo fanboys out there and I couldn't even be bothered to finish it. That being said, because I'm such a homosexual fanboy, I'll give season 2 a shit but frick I know I'm gonna be disappointed.
Please don't do that. We're going to keep getting slop like this, like Netflix "Bebop," and Rings of Power and Wheel of Time until we stop giving in to our morbid curiosity.
Hollywood needs to go bankrupt and every millenial writer and producer needs to be fired and sent to do manual labor at a construction site IMMEDIATELY.
>Was the first season actually considered a success?
It wasn't but these companies are all part of this "streaming war" nonsense and they need content pretty much regardless what it is. At this point it's all about which companies runs out of money first.
Can't be doing too well if they are making the first season available on YouTube for free to get eyes on the second season.
>First image is Chief without a helmet again
Didnt he fricking die?
We need to see the actor's face when he acts.
Notice he takes off his helmet more frequently in season 2 and 3. And then there was the Boba Fett series. One reason why Boba was feared was because few people knew his face.
Because Filoni is a dumb fat homosexual.
The first seasons was pretty okay scifi shit. Not enough scifi shows airing so good that they continue this
No it wasn’t, you’re just REALLY gay and stupid with abhorrent taste in media.
Kat shot first.
She's in the new season?
>tfw no 7'1 brown tomboy with a fun laugh and giant butt and cute accent
Dig in while the slop is hot stream piggy xisters
Why didn’t hey just do the seasons with the first three games
Would have been fine
I liked season 1 and season 2 looks good.
That’s because you’re a literal shit-eating moron.
Not my problem
>trying to win back the fans
I'm not even watching this trailer to see if that's what they're doing, frick these people, frick whatever they do
>trying to win back the fans
Clearly not, see
the bar is extremely low anon. At least they're actually telling a story related to halo now, or trying to pretend they are
it's not an "at least" when what it is is still bad
he means fans of the show like me. not the games. frick those.
>fans of the show
those don’t exist
Somehow… Jimmy Rings returned
so master chief is gunna frick the gravemind right
maybe it'll possess or sporeify some dead woman and he'll frick that
but he's definiutely fricking the gravemind
arbiter is absolutely getting but fricked
prophets have those long necks to suck on his schlong
master chief is going to frick this galaxy raw
They should have kept Chief having sex with Arbiter, but he should have been exactly the same as in the game, then it would have been kino.
Never watched this show, loved the games. The few clips I've seen look completely alien. Are they trying to do a straight adapatation or is it basically a spinoff?
The plot is 100000000% butchered and has nothing to do with the games, it's a shitty generic sci-fi plot.
it literally has nothing to do with halo except the armor and some names sometimes and some scenes they made to put in the trailers to trick people
it's 90% about an ugly chink doing I can't even remember I blotted it out of my memory
My guess is that they must have a generic sci-fi script collecting dust in some drawer, as soon as they grab the rights to Halo, they instead of writing something specific they slap that shit In to Launched as quickly as possible
My guess is they're pieces of shit and I hope they get aids
lmao they actually wasted another 100+ million making a second season of a massive flop. watching Hollywood israelites burn their precious shekels like this on show after show is so satisfying lmaooo
Holy mother of... it actually got a second season.
Looks like pig shit. Frick yourself OP, you shill homosexual.
I clapped when I saw the ring
>Master Chief is some weird butthole with a fade
No Warthog no watch
I'll just watch Forward Unto Dawn again.
After that, I would sincerely prefer to watch a game cutscene movie on YouTube of Halo 1-3 (and then 4-6) before I considered season 2 of this fricking rancid slop.
make way for the real kino, spartans
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>at 6m4s
I’m still in awe at how bad this was. Any halo adaptation should be a slam dunk with all the games and books to draw from
and that’s the problem: they didn’t pull from any of it
https://www.thegamer.com/halo-showrunner-didnt-look-at-the-game/
this show was doomed from the start
paramount wanted their own mando, but the problem with that is halo hasn't ever been adapted in live action other than trailers for the games
the second issue is that if they did just make a halo show that took place in the halo setting, then people would be wondering where the frick masterchief and the halo are
I kind of enjoyed the series apart from the final episode, but I was never a big Halo fan
On the one hand, I want to agree with all of this.
But Weapon is so fricking cute I just can't not like her anon...
Weapon is cute but also moronic, and a very hamfisted attempt to walk back the damage they did killing AND villainizing Cortana so they gave us Cortana Jr
She also covers up more but increases her ass to compensate.
I liked infinite except for them giving so much screen time to some random Mexican pilot.
>Halo Reach and ODST
>divisive
Lmao, both were better than the shit story of Halo 2, even 3.
How does it feel to be clinically braindead?
The only good part of Halo 2 was the multiplayer, zoomer.
I still remember the bullshit marketing they did to promote this game to this day
I never trusted any fricking vidya dev or journalist ever again since then.
The whole campaign was meh and forgettable.
Ever consider you have absolute dogshit taste?
>Actually enjoys Reach
Guess not
Why does this have a second season, wasn't the first so fricking bad that even 343 said they had nothing to do with that pile of shit.
You really fricked up if even the creators of the worst Halo games do not want to be associated with you.