Halo Season 2 Premieres February 8th

Paramount made the first season free to watch on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKfpV2bmlzODEaeD3suFKGf-RpniYWo5X

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paramount made the first season free
    Price is still too high, they should pay me to watch this shit

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not even for free

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, atleast the design team looked at the games. because the production design was really great and very close to the games.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jackals with energy swords
        >elites with dildo armor
        no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be a Cali writer
      >make a shitty script nobody wants to buy
      >it's so fricking bad not even wiener-loving corporations want to produce it
      >get hired to write for a well known IP because of diversity or family ties
      >don't care about the IP
      >in fact I hate it
      >copy-paste my original shitty script but with different character names
      >now everyone interested in the IP is forced to experience my stupid fanfic
      The Witcher, Castlevania, Halo and soon, Fallout.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they turn Master Chief into an angry israeli manlet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this was supposed to be a Mass Effect television show and not Halo. The actor literally looks like Shepard drawn from memory.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mass Effect was originally an ONI RPG in the earliest concept stages

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So just like Rings of Power supposedly being a Dragon Age show, that was given the Tolkien brand when Amazon got the rights?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Putting your series for free on YouTube makes me instantly like you more.

    Also, even though this show is schizophrenic and dumb af, watching the first three episodes gave me a comfy vibe anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind I take it back. The videos don’t fricking work. They probably already walked it back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's available, you probably just aren't allowed to watch in your turd world shithole country

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should do a crossover between Halo and Star Trek: Discovery

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find the Halo, win the war.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love when studios release a follow up to something no one likes just to be spiteful.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first season was already free on BTN.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cucktona

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This expression is art. It captures something I've seen in real life I just can't put my finger on yet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the expression you make when you're trying to believe that everything is alright even when you know it's not.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was cute

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just create a gigantic effigy of master chief constructed out of bundles of cash totalling 100 million dollars and set it on fire

    it would achieve the exact same financial result while having a greater cultural impact

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >video is not available
    Thank you Paramount, very cool!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show is so bad that it unironically is cool, Paramount saving you from exposure to it is uncharacteristically kind.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks so British its disgusting. I haven't seen the show but is he basically a bo'oh'o'wa'er gay the whole time? I heard he has sex with an elite or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is of Caucasian European descent
      He is a white American

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is of Caucasian European descent
      He is a white American

      He's a israelite, morons

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMMMM yummy slop to feed my stream piggy tummies

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, imagine being in universe, getting a face reveal, and when he finally takes off the helmet.......it's fricking porn-stache

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is the syanshuum a human

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Instead of any human being able to acsess Forerunner technology, only humans with a very rare gene are able to. Her, Chief, and some crazy black guy are the only three known to have it

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paramount made the first season free to watch on YouTube.
    Why aren't they paying me to watch it?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >made the first season free
    Oh I'm sure they did lmfao, we all know it ain't worth a frickin dime lol.

    Add it to the garbage pile.

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