>changed how arbiter looks
>changed how cortana looks
>still kept all the bullshit from the first season and just made it worse
>shows halo ring at then end
AHAHAHAHAH no shot they think this will sit well, let alone get views
Halo tv season 2
>changed how arbiter looks
>changed how cortana looks
>still kept all the bullshit from the first season and just made it worse
>shows halo ring at then end
AHAHAHAHAH no shot they think this will sit well, let alone get views
Never forget lads.
what am i looking at? energy sword coming out of someone's finger?
space traveler carries space knife
A human general in the Covenant with a mini energy sword coming out from under her fingernail. Yes, that's how moronic the Halo show is
Also, Master Chief fricks her, a covenant general, and Cortana has to watch like a cuck. I'm not kidding
Cuckqueen Cortana was the best part of this whole shitheap
Look at that quiet anguish
It was a bit over the top when John Halo started moaning "Ohh your tangible body is so good, you please me in ways a hologram never could"
>quiet anguish
cortana in the show is robotic because she just got made. in this scene she learns about feelings and learns she could have them herself. that's why her eyes change its not anguish. people who blast this meme didn't watch the show
She isn't robotic, and she wasn't just made. She literally has more emotion than master chief does. That scene was literally her wishing it was her getting pounded instead
Why is Halo having sex with a dude?
You know the woman that wrote this was sopping wet when she imagined herself as Cortanna.
I don't know about you guys, I love women with short hair.
>human general in the Covenant
?
Makee, while she was reading a book with a friend as a child a Chauvin stand in bashed her friends head in and started torturing her with a cattle prod. Luckily she was saved by some elites and taken in and raised by the prophets due to her at the time unexplained connection to the forerunners.
it’s because she can interact with forerunner tech (in the show not all humans can interact with it, just specific ones)
>in the show
>implying not in the games as well (now)
Careful, you are going to wake the 343 lore shilltards!
those don’t exist
not in the games as well (now)
You're making shit up, but I understand the sentiment
>Careful, you are going to wake the 343 lore shilltards!
They don't exist. Nobody cares about 343 wank. Also normal halo lore gays are shit too. The only good Halo lore is the cut ending of Halo 2, in which the arbiter finds a foreunner tomb and discovers foreunners were human beings. Everything after the recons made during Halo 3s development is dogshit.
Reminder Bungie
>wrote that the prophets believe the forerunners are gods because they overheard two forerunners speaking on the ark before they were life seeded back on their home planet
>wrote that pre-Halo ring humans and prophets have an alliance because muh hecking irony right
And a bunch of other shit. Unironically, guilty sparks sparse dialogue in CE is 10x more interesting and engaging than anything Bungie and 343 wrote on forerunner lore
Anon they literally made this non canonical to the main halo story because it's too moronic however Fallout should scare you more as it's Cannon
Fallout is being made not only by people who have actually played the games and love them, but Todd himself is a producer.
This shit is being made by a group of hacks who not don't even like Halo, but were actively told not to play the games or read the books
She wasn't a general, more of a Vader-esque character in terms of having some authority due to reporting directly to the highest leaders, but no formal military rank. Otherwise this is accurate.
Eternal Reminder
Joe Staten's Halo story ended with Halo 3. He also authored two Halo novels, Halo: Contact Harvest and later Halo: Shadow of Intent. ODST and Reach are the end of the line for Bungie Studios and Halo.
>"Halo 3: ODST is my favorite," Staten said. "And not just because I was helping to lead that project, but for me it was... any game developers that are watching will understand this. It was the game that we made in the most stable technology base that we'd ever had. You know, it was Halo 3 ODST. It was built in the Halo 3 engine, very few feature changes, so as almost entirely a content exercise.
>"And we just had the flexibility to go in and create an experience, a story that didn't have to wait for the engineers to do all their hard work, rebuild tools and pipelines, implement big features. All of those things are wonderful part of game development, but it just makes things challenging. It extends your timeline."
Eric Nylund's Halo book trilogy ended with Ghosts of Onyx.
>Eric Nylund: GHOSTS OF ONYX is the end of one chapter in the HALO saga--and hopefully the start of an entirely new one!
Ensemble Studios ended with Halo Wars.
>During the development of Halo Wars, Ensemble Studios was shut down by Microsoft. As such, the game was the studio's last title, with Robot Entertainment continuing the work of producing the game's downloadable content and Title Updates.
Bungie bids emotional farewell to Halo
https://www.eurogamer.net/bungie-bids-emotional-farewell-to-halo
Everything after 2010 is Frankie's franchise.
tbf Greg Bear's Forerunner trilogy was solid and the last piece of Halo media that I enjoyed. Better than the Halo 4 that it was meant to tie into.
QRD on Frankie, halo 4 and the forerunner saga?
Same here. Even though I fundamentally disagree with Forerunners being an entirely separate species from humanity.
i miss sex aunt cortana
So, is Chief still a zombie meat puppet being controlled by Cortana?
I liked the show. Nice that there's new season
John Halo's ass
Why is Kwan, the main character, not in this trailer? Her character arc was the most important.
That's seriously Cortana now? Out of all the bullshit in this show, the ONE thing it had going for it, is that Cortana actually looked like Cortana, and was Cortana.
Also, wtf? Are Jannies getting more stingy these days? Pic related.
You’re a fricking moron. They don’t even look remotely alike.
Still closer than the new design bro.
i think she looks way better. she’s actually BLUE now. cuter, too.
she's in need of a guy ba da bee
all they needed to do was make jens nose smaller.. frick is this
Why couldn't they get Sarah Gadon?
Too much ass and boobs, also too expensive
Paramount + budget works on fumes
butthole eyes
I love Sarah Gadon
Why the frick did they replace her with someone so ugly
Actually pretty damn close
your blind
I just recently caught a ban that they literally didn't even tell me what post it was for
Usually when its offtopic its because you said something that made the jannie mad.
This means the TV show was somehow political and you didn't break a rule but janny didn't like the subject being discussed.
>blocking out the post number because you know that you don’t want someone to go to 4plebs and find the post because it likely shows that you did, in fact, break the rules.
KWAB
Yeah no shit I don't want people checking. But I didn't post any images. Now I get a warning just for text? This is turning into Reddit now.
>turning into
Who wants to tell him?
Biblical levels of slop
It’s such a cringy trainwreck im strangely excited for season 2 and yes I watched all of season 1 for some reason
Is NuCortana actually confirmed as a redesigned Cortana and not just a different AI?
Yes Anon in the Halo Lore AIs can change their look
No, it's literally a one-second shot in a trailer that just released
as long as they pretend they're successful, they're successful.
Kate Kennedy is tall and cute so I will watch it.
I just want more of this show just so it pisses off halo fans more
enjoy wasting your time and money I guess
>money
I don’t think any halo fans are watching. I’m not sure who exactly is watching it
A friend told me they turned the Arbiter into a human woman who is in a romantic relationship with Master Chief. Is that true?
There is a human woman who works for the Covenant and fricks John Halo and has the Arbiter's brand on her flesh
But the Elite Arbiter everybody knows is showing up this season
Even Halo 2 said Arbiters are assigned all the time
Oh yeah, that existed
Did they change Arbiter? How badly? I haven't seen anything
Nobody knows, he hasn't shown up yet except in the preview
Although Chief fricked *an* Arbiter
I hate this H2A design they keep reusing. It's fricking garbage.
they are actually making a second season of this turd?
It's actually painful how narcissistic these people have to be that they are physically unable to just turn Reach or CE into a tv series.
>CE
>Reach
Both of those have dogshit stories though.
Both far better than the boring melodrama shit in the show.
CE retelling could've been fun if you just use the games story as a barebones framework to work within
She looks fricking beautiful. About goddamn time.
The Spartan IIIs are in Season 2.
Armor matches, mostly.
Also Ackerson so 100 percent these are 2s
Halsey did nothing wrong.
Did they get rid of Jen?
Legends was better and should have gotten a full anime series
look out john halo!
Why is she jerking off this Spartan?
needs milk
you have it with sound?
Boosts morale.
thats the same actress?
Why isnt she naked?
Where's this from?
How do we live in a world where there are rwo entire seasons of a halo show and it is such garbage i will literally never see one second of it
I am shocked anyone was able to watch the entire 1st season. the show is fricking dog shit its like they were trying to frick it up how it got a 2nd season blows my mind.
Season 2 came out?
>season 2
But chuds said the show flopped?
All so tiring seeing how little money is spent. Everyone thinks a premium TV show is some new unicorn meaning you get a production bargain and the same appreciation from conumers at the same time. Frick no, get real cheapskate israelites.
THIS GAVE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A NATURAL FORMATION'S.
:DDDD
she was talking about her holo vajayjay
>changed how arbiter looks
nonono
I'm confused. I watched that whole trailer twice and didn't see Kwon at all. Either they're hiding her from public view until this slop drops or they've actually written her and that moronic "you're le halo guide for chief and arbiter" shit out entirely