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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the forklift operator tshirt of cooking movies/shows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear bros the chinks are making fun of us...

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hgDgffwgcdM

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very cool. Alright good night everyone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      chinese food sucks. every place is dirty

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fancy restaurants are dirty too. At least you can see into the average Chinese kitchen. I managed a restaurant and I got to know our pest control guy very well. He confirmed my suspicion that there's no correlation between the type of food or cost of a restaurant and its cleanliness. It's just down to how much the management cares about it and is accountable for it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          bullshit. chinese food places are notoriously dirty

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No shit moron.
          No one thought the wonton soup or porkbuns were directly bringing in the rats. It's that Chinese people are dirty and work in dirty areas that attract rats.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          chinese "people" are just filthy and diseased in general

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perilous, yellow fingers pawed away at a smartphone to deliver these words in Latin script.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >install seating for 30 people
    >30 people order food
    >THIRTY FRICKING COVERS I'M UP TO MY EYEBALLS IN TICKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Servers should stagger tickets, although 30 tops really isn't shit, but all the same servers should stagger tickets and not put in an entire section at once.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon Ramsey:
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Writers of "The Bear":
    >This is gritty and realistic stuff, i better take some notes

  5. 7 months ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    WHY WAS THE DONUTTER SENT TO DENMARK TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE GREEN PINEAPPLE PUREE WITH CAVIAR?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to make an anime training arc in one episode.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY WAS THE KITCHEN FULL OF BLACKS INSTEAD OF MEXICANS, THAT'S NOT ACCURATE

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hows season2? the end of s1 was such an asspull with the CANS i have zero interest

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I felt like all the people working on the show in all the different departments, from acting to camerawork to editing, were pretty much operating on the same level as they were in season one, but something about the second season just doesn't come together as well as the first season for me. Like all the component pieces are fine but they don't gel together anywhere as well as the first season did. I'm trying not to make a food metaphor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the emotional beats of the first season are there but it feels strangely tired at times. they structured first half of the season like the first but then it switches focus to indivdual protags and we learn about them. this was some of the best and worst episodes of the bear.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss something or do they ever seriously talk about the monetary practicality of the kind of restaurant carmy is trying to build? They have all this fancy shit but are they even in a location where they can charge enough to keep themselves open? Sure we only just got the opening night of the restaurant and they had the scene with Natalie and Richie talking about their bookings, but shouldn't they be having a conversation about the prices on their menu before opening?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They skipped over that because it makes no sense for all their money woes. The restaurant is in a rich part of town.

      • 7 months ago
        Sage

        You people are poor. They don't have walk-ins and these fancy and cool restaurants are NOT in the wealthy parts of cities. They rely on the run down surroundings to appeal hip.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok moron. They say in the show the restaurant is in River North. The perfect place for a new pretentious restaurant.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing about working in a kitchen is there's no HR department to report sexual harassment claims.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes there is

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, I, a hungry customer entering this food establishment, would like to order food off the limit select of options you provided for me in exchange for the price listed in said menu, plus tip.
    >AAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO YOU FRICKING MONSTER! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!? FRICKING KILL ME GOD YOU wienerSUCKER SADIST!

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never worked with a single person in the restaurant industry who wasn't a stoner, a drunk, or a hard drug addict. There was this one guy who was straight edge when he started the job. Less than a year on the grill and he was smoking weed and drinking daily.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about the restaurant industry that does that to people?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being surrounded by other people like that. It's perfect for burnouts and misfits because any personality flaws are tolerated unless they result in physical violence or you get rapey. Even that is more tolerated since, again, employers are so desperate for competent restaurant people, things can be said in kitchens that would result in an HR nightmare and dismissals in the majority of industries. The best you can hope for is to make slightly more money to all of a sudden be in charge of these people. You express a desire to fire an untrustworthy or incompetent individual and despite having the authority to do so you are pestered nonstop by higher ups about how you will be responsible for picking up the slack left by their absence (forget the fact it's their job to staff in the first place).

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two all-beef patties,special sauce,lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun NOW

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GET THOSE PIZZA ROLES IN THE MICROWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chef!
    >Chef!
    >CHEF!
    >WHAT????
    >A civilian just ordered the house special
    >MOTHERFRICKER! FRICK FRICK FRICK! You, make a grilled cheese NOW
    >B-b-but Chef it's too complex for m...
    >RIGHT FRICKING NOW!!!

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna post the template?
    I don't feel like refining one of photoshop's shitty selections right now

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what the FRICK do you mean we're out of cheddar and sliced bread? How are we supposed to keep our fricking standards????

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need to add the anthony bordain skull knife tattoo

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a good actor, was good in Shameless (same basic character).
    Was a decent show give it 6/10. Don't think it will last long though writers are undisciplined

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just funny that people used to write about war and now we write about kitchens

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Auditioned for a local pizza role, wish me luck guys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No stupid you ordered a pizza roll

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHEF WE'RE OUT OF KNORR STOCK POTS
    >FRICKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly not the viewing audience.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americans call a takeaway sandwich place a "restaurant"
    Unreal

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Chef

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