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Handsome deadbeat loser wanders around LA solving mysteries and fricking hot chicks.
over the golden mountain
funny Black person cops going after Black person criminals
Legitimate black businessman gets pursued by corrupt cops after his boss has a heart attack
That Denzel movie?
Beverly Hills Cop?
>Beverly Hills Cop?
No, Bad Boys
american gangster
some dude makes money smuggling and runs afoul of the law who do not take too kindly to his schemes
Blow
An anthropomorphic stuffed toy uses the f word alot.
Barbie?
Ted
I remember Lotso being a little pissy about being abandoned in Toy Story 3, but I don't remember him swearing. Wasn't that movie PG?
guy finds out he's not actually moronic and his shitty life is all due to his father covering up an affair with his mother
A gay man makes a thread on a website asking others to describe and guess films. His initials are two consecutive letters of the alphabet.
CD? JK? PQ? wtf
Inherent vice? If so is it worth watching?
I think you're right. As for the movie, it's alright but the book is way better and somehow more coherent.
A man flies a plane upside down and finally admits to drinking an alcoholic beverage made from potatoes.
A woman working aboard a ship has her day ruined due to a violation of pest control procedures.
Alien
Well done sir.
I'll try to make it less obvious next time.
There’s a scene where a dad gives his 11 year old son an inspirational speech about how he’ll cum one day
Happiness
A woman negatively obsessed with Michael Jackson's 40th birthday escapes a mental ward, only to discover it's might not turn out so bad after all.
A man who explicitly does not run a dead Black person storage facility is shocked and incensed when an associate arrives at his facility with a dead Black person for him to store.
A brilliant scientist is constantly interrupted and harassed by people curious about the nature of his work, despite there being nothing to see.
French incel movie
A man buys a lot of insurance despite not needing it.
A young woman who can effortlessly do everything tens times better than everyone else despite never having done them before, realises she is even more powerful but was being held back by men the whole time.
A generous man saves an imperiled woman by taking her into his home, but she is ungrateful and doesn't want to follow his rules for everyone's safety. She maliciously attacks him and leaves.
Cloverfield lane
Bruce Willis gets shot, and it takes him two hours to even notice.
Correct.
Jaws in space
Alien
>Pulp Fiction
Racist.
>Literally every female lead movie ever
Correct.
>Is that the german Netflix show about the autistic kidnapper ?
Nope. Movie. Based MEW enjoyer got it.
nothing happens
Under the Silver Lake
Bingo!
I cannot believe this one took so long
Scientist gets Joe Rogan brained and travels backward in the human genome
read the first post
also i forgot to guess, Altered States?
I'm a dummy and yeah you got it
israeli man embarks on a fantastical journey through time itself in order to reconcile with his dead father while also coming to terms with his own racial identity, as being one of the tribe. Obligatory Holofoil references included in great abundance
>wound
>chasing
>forest
Apocalypto/Eden Lake
Sounds vaguely like the Big Lebowski to me but it's been a while since I last saw that
A man secretly goes to war with God, and God lets him live.
Bruce Almighty
Horrible Bosses 2
Predestination?
>Bruce Almighty
No.
>Horrible Bosses 2
No.
>Predestination?
Yes.
A young student is envenomated by an arachnid and comes to learn that prodigious capability is accompanied by monumental obligation.
Also his Uncle Ben dies and he fights Dr. Octopus.
Hint: He shoots spiderwebs from his hands.
European stage actor lands the part of a lifetime under highly unorthodox circumstances, only to find out that his greatest role is the one he has yet to play in the tragic cautionary tale that is his own life
Yo I love The Man Who Knew Too Little
Serbian Film?
Two men are basically responsible for a child being sodomized, a devastating genocide-like terrorist incident, and a woman getting a job promotion.
Threre's a black man with super powers and it goes about like you'd expect until a literal cuck intervenes.
A Japanese man metaphorically steals the sun.
what film is this?
Try google.
Fascinatingly absorbing film btw.
I don't want to google it and see a synopsis or review scores or anything.
I just want the title (and release year) so I can go torrent it and watch it blind.
'The Man Who Stole the Sun' (1979)
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Unlike anything I've ever seen before. Defies comparison. Plenty of interesting shit to read about it after you've seen it too.
Why the particular interest out of curiosity? The concept just sounds like something that would grab you?
watched most of the trailer, looks kino and going to the top of my list.
a guy teams with up a dozen fighters
Rich old man builds a jurassic park
Jumanji?
The Most Dangerous Game?
>hero, mute moron and wizard yakety sax through trippy architecture
>seven fingered evil wizard gives up his balls
>heavy metal Genghis on a girlchair takes his balls
>attacks the city with no balls with a pachinko army
>mute moron destroys everything with his balls
>hero voiced by Tim Storms
Three guys set up a legitimate business in New York City but then have to contend with dickless government buttholes and red tape trying to shut them down.
It's true the man has no dick
A movie where the protagonist tells himself his own life story, recruits himself, trains himself, literally fricks himself, leaves himself, chases himself, evades himself, fights himself, helps himself, tracks himself down, talks to himself, makes excuses to himself, and then shoots himself.
fight club
>top marks for definitely being a near match to the description
schizo kills his wife
>milf mamasita
>tree in the background
>rooster
>cholo gets fricked up by a fire hydrant
>cholo demonstrates his literacy on another cholo
>whitebread in the underworld
>tribes of demons
>everyone want dat boibooty
>expect BJ get OJ
>tree in the background
>cannon in the doorway
>rooster plays hopscotch with whitebread
>cripple walks because of magic
>America's coffee problem
>monkeys get coconuts and hates them
>mountain crumbles
>monkeys die.
>that tree again
Guy unknowingly passes a job interview by correctly assembling a mysterious machine from 2486 parts.
A failed writer fixes his messed up life by acquiring a drug addiction.
A happily married man is forced to take increasingly desperate and compounding complex measures to prevent his momentary interest in an attractive young woman from destroying his life.
A man who is always running late must constantly compete to be less late than everybody else..
Some serial killer detective thriller or whatever where some dude is wrapped in plastic and burried alive in a forest. He has to breathe through a straw. No idea if it's a movie or an episode of a TV show. I saw that scene as a kid and thought it's disturbing and stopped watching. Probably made in the 90s or early 00s.
Detective Monk
inherent vice
After repeatedly losing her israeliteellery, a young woman realises picrel.
A shy, sheltered teenage girl is asked to the prom and she paints the town red.
Despite having help from a magical being, a young woman's bright future rests entirely on the vermin infesting her house.
>guy crashes on planet
>makes friend with a girl
>weird creatures attack him
>planet turns out to be earth
>be not 65
A rabbit makes a joke about fricking and also references interspecies beastiality in the same movie.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
'Harvey' (1950)
4 pieces of low life shit transporting cases of nitro through the jungle
Wizard
A man who has been severely reduced in stature finally learns from an annoying teenage girl not to be a dick.
Honey I shrunk the kids
An unstoppable hero who wont be deterred from his mission by friend or foe, singlehandedly thwarts an alien invasion of Earth.
Mars Attacks
Nope.
old man bangs on stuff while CGI gears fly out
old man swims then shoots some guys then swims again
Two failed actors don't shut the frick up about acting for an hour and a half.
Pistol v. Tank: the movie
Saving Private Ryan
Yes
Some kid and bunch of midges frick with space time fabric
French autistic tart doesn't know how to ask a dude out, so a Rube-Goldberg plot needs happen for 120 minutes until she does.
Skyfall?
No
Movie where the antagonist is built up to mythical proportions. His identity is supposedly the central mystery, but no actual clues are given until the end when the movie tells you who he is under the guise of revealing relevant information, but it wasn't relevant until that moment. In a flashback a different actor is even used to intentionally mislead the audience, unlike a movie of the type this is trying to be where the clues turn out to be there all along in retrospect.
Pseuds actually believe it's a smart movie, and think they are smart for liking it, but it's actually a movie by morons, for morons, and most overrated piece of shit of all time.
Usual Suspects?
Correct.
Also, the lawyer played by Peter Postleweite was actually Kaiser Soze, not Spacey.
Non-Harry Potter flying car movie
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Yup
Usual Suspects is great. Had a unique twist at the time it was released.
The movie could have just told you he was actually a woman and one of the female background characters you saw them pass in the hall at one point, because Soze is just that super uber-smrat.
Fricking ridiculous film.
There is no twist. It just dumps his identity on you under the guise of a clever twist.
Basically the equivalent of Sarah Connor waking up at the end of Terminator and realising it was all a dream, and Michael Bein was the Scarecrow. Total bullshit, because you could literally do that shit with anything. Change the identity of Soze to literally any other character major or minor, or a totally new character you never even seen before because Soze is so smart he even fooled the casting director, and it makes absolute zero fricking difference.
Man has to interrupt his meeting, otherwise he could get billed
Pajeets are obsessed with this movie for reasons nobody has ever figured out
b***h wife unfairly gets the blame for divorcing her deadbeat and creepy husband.
Gone girl
it's a movie about cleaning toilets with a fork
Hero recruited to a team for his talents has to act fast and use those skillz to save the world from a cabal of traitorous elites who it turns out are just puppets, being manipulated by a foreign dictator.
Man goes on drug binge and proceeds to write the greatest novel known to mankind
Limitless
Now you see me
Amelie
After finding his house trashed, a greasy creep kills two innocent people, steals valuable property, and makes his friend's gf take her top off and snog him at gunpoint.
Girl tries desperately to find boy in a city, but they're not in love
Valerian
Man and his friend go on a trip together alongside a female companion and their actions together form the basis of a journal of sorts which you probably wouldn't want to read
the hottest catwoman but is not a batman movie
Drug addict gets the girl and stops the robot
young man in northern europe takes drugs and commits crime, travels to spain and goes to prison when he returns home
A b***h!!! that actress is a b***h!!!!! even her face says "I'm a huge fricking b***h!!!". her attitude is even worse
she's simply a b***h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A depressed man takes set production too far
Synecdoche