Hank deserved so much better.

Hank deserved so much better.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hank was happy, how does it get better?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      hank is a fixer, he'd be bored with a family exactly like him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he's a fixer, Hank was happier than a pig in shit when he was friends with a guy who was literally himself. But he loves his family quirks and all.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          fixer not like he tries to fix people, he makes things work even if they dont quite fit, even with propane and his job he just thinks its the best thing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peggy is eccentric, and Bobby is...uh...he's his boy!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not being constantly sabotaged and dragged into drama by his low-IQ narcissistic wife

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's life without a little pop?

      • 10 months ago
        Algenon

        Peggy is certifiably nuts and Hank knows it... he is, at best, her 'keeper' and tries to spare the world from her random, unpredictable spells of mania... because that is his job and obligation. Hank is an upright man borne on ages of tradition, pride and patriotism. I suspect Hank would stand at attention and salute Jesus Christ if face to face with him, and Jesus would grin, knowing that was as close to worship as Hank can get. Peggy once polled her own brain when running for school board and reported her results instantly to Minh, Luanne & Bobby. At no time does she ever see beyond the veil that separates her from reality. Narcissism is the least of Peggies troubles, as is a low-IQ.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with Bobby?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emotionally stunted, distant father
      >Overbearing, idiotic, narcissistic mother
      >Abusive, embittered grandfather
      Bobby has been dealt a hand similar to Luanne. But while we see her fighting to escape her situation, Bobby is less able to because he can't see the forest for the trees, so to speak.
      He doesn't know Peggy is poison. She's his mother. He doesn't have a great gauge for expressing himself or his emotions since Hank virtually can't.
      Bobby is staring down the barrel of a wife like Peggy and an unhappy life, quietly suffering and all the while staving off thoughts of suicide by telling himself "this is just how life is" and a string of faux machismo that insists being happy is wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >quietly suffering and all the while staving off thoughts of suicide by telling himself "this is just how life is" and a string of faux machismo that insists being happy is wrong
        dont know where you got all this, bobby is just autismal and therefore lucked out of being as moronic as the people around him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hank's not really distant, he's just a boomer who has a hard time connecting with his kids hobbies, but when they have something in common, they get along really well, also Bobby was literally the only person Cotton was nice to

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't really distant? It's shown time and time again anyone showing emotion is basically his kryptonite. If you show any emotion involving him the man was borderline ready to shoot himself to get out of the room. his best friends who he had known his entire life were treated a smidge better than work acquaintances. All they really got was he put up with their idiocy more than once. His own wife who he clearly loved in spite of her as a person only got emotions if literally no one else was around, including their son

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you haven't watched a show, it's okay to skip the thread. You don't have to pretend you've seen it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is worse analysis than youtube comments from midwits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too many vaccines

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have the partner they deserve. Hank ruined his kid by not divorcing a narcissist moron

      He is a performative moron that has no real interest beyond being the centre of attention, he constantly shows some degree of talent and never pushes forward because the minute things get harder he just quits, he is doomed, Bobby is exactly the kind of kid that grows into a basedboy homosexual, i wouldnt be surprised he becomes non binary or something like that, there's no way bobby doesnt get brainwashed in college. Hank was a terrible father that failed to protect his son from bad influences. This board is filled with morons with daddy issues that think being a loving father is enough

      • 10 months ago
        Smaugchad

        Bobby will be fine.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wont. A fat piece of lard slept for 3 days in a box and somehow you idiots think that means he wont be sucking wiener in college for the social clout. Bobby is everything self-hating whites were as kids, there's no escape to the toxicity of his mother's influence or his attention-prostitute tendencies.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you find yourself often fixating on men sucking wieners?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't how much you try to avoid it, the fat moronic kid you projected yourself has no good ending in his future.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              got em

          • 10 months ago
            Peggy Hill

            BOBBY IS GOD TO BILLIONS OF ASIANS, buttholeS!!!!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he just quits
        Half of Bobby episodes are about no one being able to talk him out of doing what he wants to do. The other half of Bobby episodes are about no one being able to talk him out of doing what he wants to do, but new evidence at the last second changes the situation and he stops on his own

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Half of Bobby episodes are about no one being able to talk him out of doing what he wants to do
          And then Bobby who just puts his autistic hyperfixation into his box when he quits and moves on to another "interest", it doesnt matter if if gardening, roasting meat or shooting, he will quit as soon as any kind of long term compromise appears. He was born a quitter

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe? Peggy got a great deal cause cotton actively worked to damage his son's ability to be a normal human being. That being said Hank could've done better if he had tried probably but he basically didn't know better. I can't recall if the series had any girl before Peggy but it really feels like Peggy was just the first girl to be stubborn (her defining trait) enough to make a connection through Hank's emotional blockade.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its established she's his high school sweetheart. and he never had any girlfriend before her.

      poor hank never had a chance...

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people still get married and have kids?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still
      show's from 1997 man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are more capable than you

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know peggy being an absolute b***h wouldn't even be so bad if she was that bad from the start, in fact, hanks family was pretty good over all at the start
    bobby wasn't the incel-to-be he was at the end of the show, he actually had good talents, like comedy and shooting and cooking, stuff that could have definitely gotten him far
    peggy was at least competent at her job and wasn't a total dumbass, nor a terrible narcissist
    And Bill wasn't overly pathetic and a punching bag for both writers and dale. Even cotton wasn't the absolute demon he became at the end.
    but they got into the sitcom trope of making everyone flawed to a frustrating degree

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blame Cotton and Tilly for emotionally stunting Hank instead of being good parents to him.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bobby was rough around the edges but was fine. I have no idea how Hank lives with Peggy when she routinely does shit like say "god told me to do something, but i knew better and went with my gut and i was right." She says all this weird inconsiderate shit and with Hank being obviously traditional and religious and whatnot I have no idea how he allows her to say shit like that under his roof.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr Big deserved so much better

    • 10 months ago
      Smaugchad

      Dude, nobody thinks you're a pimp. But if you were a pimp, you'd be the coolest, nicest, most awesome pimp there ever was.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT HAPPENED TO WADE!?

  10. 10 months ago
    Algenon

    Hank - So repressed that getting frisked by a lady cop felt tantamount to a seduction for which HE felt ashamed and embarrassed
    Peggy - Boggle champ. Nuff said
    Bobby - FAT WHITE LUMP!
    Bill - OLD FAT WHITE LUMP!
    Boomhauer - Dang ole redneck sumbitch
    Dale - Paranoid and schizo enough to potentially become a successful mega-church prosperity gospel preacher like Robert Tilton, Benny Hinn or Kenneth Copeland

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