>hank didn't hit this
was he gay?
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He had a narrow ureety
He was too irritated by the woman putting her shoes on the seat
Shoes on a naked woman is erotic and I'm not even a footgay
For me it's socks.
For me it's fishnets
Patrician's choice is pantyhose or nylon stockings but fishnets are an equal option. I hate feet unless they are covered.
I love those too. My dick twitched
Fishnet body suit HHHHNNNNG HNNNG HN HN HN ahhhhhh
I like the fishnet tops
Torn fishnet body suit with high heels and bunny ears/bunny tail buttplug + choker
barefeet while wearing ankle length blue jeans looks nice as well
Obviously you're not or you'd want the shoes to be off.
I AM a footgay and I like all these and barefeet. Hank did the right thing.
Both of these. Not a footgay at all, but socks and tennis shoes only are hot as frick.
So true, why is that?
I am in the presence of KINGS.
The joys of marriage; getting to be held back by family.
This dumb b***h killed herself over trash barbecue.
Feet too small
hank is a good man and loves his wife too much to cheat, even if she is an overconfident dumb b***h that can't speak es-panel
Debbie Grund was trash. Hank is based and redpilled.
>not throwing away your self-respect, your family, your loving wife trust for a mediocre sex with a random prostitute
based hank
she was 22 years old you sick frick.
What was it about 2000s sitcoms that liked to have their bumbling oaf of a Dad suddenly have the opportunity to frick a prime young girl? Is this really a moral crisis most middle class family men have to go through at some point?
the second you get a gf women start trying to frick you. its messed up but thats how it is. a married man is around young girls through his daughter who are eager to prove their attractiveness on a man the media tells them is basically homer simpson
This and its absolute torture.
>be in relationship
>when you walk around in public women are very interested in you
>gf catches teenage girls eye fricking you more than once
>bimbo at department store licks her lips and winks at you
>break up
>back to being just another guy
>the same woman who would stare rape you last week goes back to just walking past you with no eye contact
Why are women unironically like this
Being in a relationship will have you feeling like you're the most attractive man in the world, then suddenly you break up and you're a grain of sand in the middle of the fricking sahara.
being with a woman is like having a good reference for applying for a job. the person looking to hire you already knows you're probably not some frick up and that you can perform the duties expected of you.
women love to own a "thing" other women want but cannot get, of course you being the thing
This has always made sense to me, but what boggles my mind is that the whole "they have a girlfriend so there must be something good about him" thing doesn't carry over past the end of the relationship, which makes no fricking sense to me. Granted any girl will find a guy with experience more attractive than one without, hence the downward hell-spiral incels experience, but it seems to me that once you break up with your girlfriend, in the eyes of women it's as if you were never with her in the first place. Fricking WHY lmao
>I want to hire you for my company, I see you're already successful at your current company so I see that as a good reference
>Oh you quit your job a few weeks ago to upgrade your career, so you're actually free to join my company right away? Nevermind
See how unhinged this seems
Women know how extremely selective and hypergamous most females are with dating, so when a guy has a long term girlfriend or marriage it must be because he's providing something most other men don't or have some amazing traits. Their instinct drives them to find out. Also humanity evolved with a harem structure.
so even though normal people haven’t had harems for centuries it’s somehow relevant to how we act
>what boggles my mind is that the whole "they have a girlfriend so there must be something good about him"
Women will always find the angle that makes them look the least shitty, the reality is they wanna be desired and powerful enough to blow up a relationship.
>claim to be "redpilled" experts on gender
>can't even figure out why women might be attracted to men who can successfully handle a relationship
Christ, I know kids post here, but this is sad.
>delusional incel brings up buzzwords in quotation marks despite the fact nobody referred to said buzzwords
have sex lmao
>he thinks I'm delusional even though I'm stating a hard cold fact
You will never have to wonder why you can't have sex. You'll just think back to this post.
The only issue that could arise from a girl having a crush on you if you're in a relationship is if you act upon it. You're being way too fricking autistic about this.
women are really bad at reading
No anon, what I said was, and I quote
>it has "always made sense to me" why women will find a guy more attractive if he's in a relationship
What does not make sense to me (and what I'm sure you as the old and wise based and redpilled Cinemaphile veteran can tell me then) is why the attraction stops after the end of the relationship - which doesn't have to belie any failure on the guy's part. The second anon then gave a pretty good reason for that. You can't read, and should stop wearing time wasted on this website like a badge.
based when I see a reality denying cuck saying
>women are little diffrent than man and nothing else
no, there is ZERO logic in EVERYTHING they do
>trying to play the game
If the relationship ends then obviously it must be the man's fault meaning their is something wrong with him making him damaged goods. It's bizarre but that's how the cookie crumbles.
>they have a girlfriend so there must be something good about him
Lol that's not REALLY what they're thinking. They're thinking "I know I'm better than the stupid b***h he's with now, let me prove it by getting him to frick me." It's moronic but women only know how to measure their worth through male sexual attention so the only way women can prove their worth to themselves or compete with each other is through the men who frick them. I know this is going to be an off topic example but it's the same reason Meg The Stallion kept fricking all of the men her friend would talk to, being a famous millionaire means nothing to other women, being able to frick a famous millionaire is far more valuable. When Meg saw Tory Lanez was talking to her friend, that's when she decided she had to frick him to and then things happened and stuff occurred and eventually it led to Meg getting shot in the foot. To bring it back to King Of The Hill, even a hot young bawd will find herself feeling the need to frick a guy like Hank Hill if she gets it in her head that a woman like Peggy might possibly somehow be better than her in any way.
A huge part of it has to do with how people can smell despiration. The job metaphor fits perfectly here; when I don't need a job (I have one/I'm doing well) I interview incredibly well. The second I am unemployed I have a ticking clock before I'm homeless, and employers tell.
The opposite is also true. Women in relationships are SO much flirtier and more sexually open than single women. They feel secure knowing they've already gotten some sucker emotionally attached to her who's willing to pay her way through life. It's like there's a huge burden lifted from their shoulders and now they can finally go out and freely frick all the guys that they're actually sexually attracted to without having to set up a million hoops for him to jump through. The only reason to ever be a woman's boyfriend is so other women can sniff out that you have a girlfriend and throw their pussy at you because woman are simply home wreckers by nature.
This but unironically. Women are pure chaos and destruction, men created patriarchy specifically to mitigate the havoc women wreak on a society when left to their own devices.
It's the same reason why women are into men who have a cool hobby or passion they're really into. They see it as competition and it soothes their eternal self image issues if they can win you over from it.
women are evil and need to be put in check. that's why the patriarchy was invented
>a prime young girl
They're in their 30s, late 20s at most.
>bumbling oaf
Hank isn't incompetent he's maybe the only sane person out of everyone on the show
Hank isn't a bumbling oaf at all, and it was because he was manager of Strickland Propane
Husky Bobby
>it was because he was manager of Strickland Propane
Homer was literally an astronaut.
Manager that episode, I mean. Buck's estranged wife took control of the business and let Hank manage it, so Debbie wanted to sleep with the manager
This is the crux of the whole thing. Both Debbie and Ms. Liz are reptilian.
>be writer of world-famous series that everyone loves
>young women start hitting on you constantly
>implement these experiences into your writing
there ya go
When I had a gf all the girls at work would flirt with me in front of her and we would have fights about it constantly, for years. Then, we stopped working together and she cheated. Then, no woman looks at me now.
sounds like they were just trying to frick with her. what women get out of making other women insecure aside from some mild schadenfreude that makes it so incredibly alluring to them is beyond me.
When she wasn’t there it would happen too. Ever get your dick grabbed behind a bar, yell at the girl, and then fight about it later because gf heard? It was hell. Now I’m alone and it’s a different hell.
When I was working I remember how a group of women made the head of a girl to cheat and break with her boyfriend. After that the leader of the group slept with her ex behind her back.
It unironically happens, trust me. I'm 30 and have been in a committed relationship ship for 5 years. Didn't get a single woman looking at me till 25, then relationship, then women are constantly coming onto me. I act the exact same way before and after. It's incredibly frustrating to me so loyal but also high libido.
Did you talk to your wife about those frustrations?
Yes, she can only do sexual acts if she's comfortable and not stressed. But everything stresses her, and it's never really a good enough time to fool around with her. I'm lucky if we do stuff every 2 months. She claims to be sorry for this and that "she's trying to get better about it," but it's been years. It's really not fair. I can't really be any more supportive than I already am.
> sexual acts if she's comfortable and not stressed.
Tell her that is a lie and to get over herself.
You should be having sex twice a week, this is STANDARD in commetted couples.
She sounds let she has too much head and not enough body in her personality, you can’t talk your way out of sexual disinterest, same way therapy does not talk your way out of depression.
I feel the same way, yes. But it's just reality, no amount of foreplay does anything if she's stressed. She'd also break mentally if I left her. It's really annoying and unfair honestly. I blow away half of my 20s and a large amount of my 30s just to wait and see if she ever stops being stressed? I mean christ man.
Try CNC
Or CQC
Wtf, I was pretty much in the same situation and it seemed like women avoided me more especially after finding out im married
media back then was for the oaf dads and this fed into their fantasies
now media is aimed at miserable childless single women, that's why it all sucks, its literally not made for us
It absolutely happens. Once you become established/competent you lose all need to project confidence and just become confident. Women latch on to that especially if you have a ring on your finger
this is a female projection of how confidence works
That’s actually how confidence works. Ask anyone who is good at what they do
shut up woman
Can confirm, I'm in my 30s and convinved my wife to be poly because all of this young prime trim kept wanting to find out.
They like older men but be careful, some of them are looking to get knocked up so they can get taken care the rest of their lives OR they already have a half niglet kid that they are shopping a new Daddy for
this
not this
Your fricking insane for marrying someone and then essentially inviting other people into your monogamous marriage. You will be divorced once your wife picks out an actual “stud”. Im putting stud in quotes cause only the ugliest and most disgraced people openly engage in that
shit.
woah are you a certified psychic
t. virgin
>I'm in my 30s and convinved my wife to be poly
Fat fingers typed this
Women love a man with a ring, it makes them feel safe.
When you get married and have a garunteed source of sex and love, you are more confident around other women because you have literally nothing to prove and if she doesn't like you or want to frick you, who cares. This allows you to be smoother and more fun to be around. Also women let their guard down around you.
women go absolutely wild over men who are actually satisfied in life and have stopped pursuing female attention, it's an insult to the core of their being that another woman has exclusive benefit from such a man's success, either knowingly or not they will be magnetized to you soley because you've proven you're conistent, loyal, successful, and emotionally mature enough to support a wife and kids at all.
I've been with my wife for 14 years and I've had opportunities to frick 10 or so women during that time. Those were all women that I put no effort into attracting, but they came on to me anyway. Women like taken men. Also, I'm 6'2 so they can't help themselves. Especially when alcohol is involved. I rejected all of them.
What was the best episode bros? It’s been so long since I watched I can’t remember a lot of them.
firefighter episode
Kickball
DUSTY
OLD
BONES
FULL OF GREEN DUST
>Hahaha how'd ya get your SHIRT so white, WHITE shirt?
i enjoy the japan one a lot
>I KICKU YOUR ASS!
the one where bobby turns 13 and hank and peggy drink in coffins in the garage while he has a party
i like the ones that are just normal life without anything too zany or unrealistic
For me, it's the Anger Management episode
I'll bet that really steams your beans, doesn't it, Hink.
I have a list of episodes if you want
Yes please
Season 1
Pilot
"Square Peg"
"The Order of the Straight Arrow"
"Luanne's Saga"
"Hank's Got the Willies"
"Westie Side Story"
"Hank's Unmentionable Problem"
"Shins of the Father"
"Peggy the Boggle Champ"
"Keeping Up with Our Joneses"
"Plastic White Female"
"The Company Man"
"King of the Ant Hill"
Season 2
"How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"
"Texas City Twister"
"Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)"
"Arrow Head"
"Husky Bobby"
"Hilloween"
"The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
"The Son That Got Away"
"The Unbearable Blindness of Laying"
"Bobby Slam"
"Snow Job"
"Meet the Manger Babies"
"I Remember Mono"
"Traffic Jam"
"Three Days of the Kahndo"
"Hank's Dirty Laundry"
"The Final Shinsult"
"Leanne's Saga"
"Junkie Business"
"Peggy's Headache"
"Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga"
"Peggy's Turtle Song"
"Propane Boom"(Part 1)
"Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman"(Part 2)
Season 3
"And They Call It Bobby Love"
"Pregnant Paws"
"To Spank, with Love"
"Good Hill Hunting"
"Next of Shin"
"Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'"
"Peggy's Pageant Fever"
"Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men"
"The Wedding of Bobby Hill
"Pretty, Pretty Dresses"
"A Firefighting We Will Go"
""Three Coaches and a Bobby"
"Love Hurts and So Does Art"
"De-Kahnstructing Henry"
"Sleight of Hank"
"Escape from Party Island"
"Dog Dale Afternoon"
"Hank's Cowboy Movie"
"Revenge of the Lutefisk"
"Death and Texas"
"Wings of the Dope"
"Take Me Out of the Ball Game"
"As Old as the Hills..."(Part 1)
"...Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall"(Part 2)
Season 4
"Cotton's Plot"
"Bills Are Made to Be Broken"
"Little Horrors of Shop"
"Aisle 8A"
"A Beer Can Named Desire
"Not in My Back-hoe"
"To Kill a Ladybird"
"Happy Hank’s Giving"
"Old Glory"
"Hillennium"
"Rodeo Days"
"Naked Ambition"
Hanky Panky"(Part 1)
"High Anxiety"(Part 2)
"Bill of Sales"
"Movin' on Up"
"Meet the Propaniacs"
"Won't You Pimai Neighbor?"
"Hank's Bad Hair Day"
"Nancy's Boys"
"Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet"
"Flush with Power"
"Peggy's Fan Fair"
"I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo..."
Season 5
"The Buck Stops Here
"The Perils of Polling"
"When Cotton Comes Marching Home"
"Peggy Makes the Big Leagues"
"Spin the Choice"
"Yankee Hankee"
"What Makes Bobby Run?"
"Twas the Nut Before Christmas"
"The Exterminator
Chasing Bobby"
"Hank's Choice
"Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"
"Lupe's Revenge"
"Now Who's the Dummy?"
"Ho Yeah!"
"Luanne Virgin 2.0"
"Hank's Back Story"
"It's Not Easy Being Green"
"The Trouble with Gribbles"
"Unfortunate Son"
"The Substitute Spanish Prisoner"
"Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story"
"Pigmalion"
"Bobby Goes Nuts"
Season 6
"Goodbye Normal Jeans"
"Soldier of Misfortune"
"Joust Like a Woman"
"The Father, the Son, and J.C."
"Sug Night"
"Father of the Bribe"
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill"
Of Mice and Little Green Men"
"I'm with Cupid"
"Tankin' It to the Streets"
"A Man Without a Country Club"
"Torch Song Hillogy"
"Beer and Loathing"
"The Bluegrass Is Always Greener"
"Fun with Jane and Jane"
"My Own Private Rodeo"
"Dang Ol' Love"
"The Texas Skillsaw Massacre"
"Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do"
"Returning Japanese"
"The Son Also Roses"
Season 7
"Get Your Freak Off"
"Dances with Dogs"
"The Fat and the Furious"
"Full Metal Dust Jacket"
"Megalo Dale"
"An Officer and a Gentle Boy"
"Boxing Luanne"
"Board Games"
"Vision Quest"
"Queasy Rider"
"The Miseducation of Bobby Hill"
"Be True to Your Fool"
"The Good Buck"
"I Never Promised You an Organic Garden"
"New Cowboy on the Block"
"Night and Deity"
"Racist Dawg"
"Maid in Arlen"
"After the Mold Rush"
"The Witches of East Arlen"
"Rich Hank, Poor Hank"
"Flirting with the Master"
Season 8
"Patch Boomhauer
"Reborn to Be Wild"
"Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill"
"The Incredible Hank"
"Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane"
"That's What She Said"
"Cheer Factor"
"Après Hank, le Deluge"
"My Hair Lady"
"Phish and Wild Life"
"Dale Be Not Proud"
"DaleTech"
"Stressed for Success"
"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo"
"Hank's Back"
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank"
"Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon"
"The Redneck on Rainey Street"
"Death Buys a Timeshare"
"Yard, She Blows!"
"Talking Shop"
"Bystand Me"
"A Rover Runs Through It"
Season 9
"Care-Takin' Care of Business"
"Dale to the Chief"
"Mutual of Omabwah"
"Harlottown"
"Ms. Wakefield"
"The Petriot Act"
"Arlen City Bomber"
"Gone with the Windstorm"
"Redcorn Gambles with His Future"
"Smoking and the Bandit"
"Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?"
"Enrique-cilable Differences"
"Bobby on Track"
"Hank's on Board"
"Bill's House"
"Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown"
"You Gotta Believe (in Moderation)"
"Business Is Picking Up"
"It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings"
"The Year of Washing Dangerously"
"Hank Fixes Everything"
"Church Hopping"
Season 10
"24 Hour Propane People"
"The Texas Panhandler"
"Hank's Bully"
"Edu-macating Lucky"
"Lucky's Wedding Suit"
Season 11
"SerPUNt"
"The Peggy Horror Picture Show"
"Blood and Sauce"
"Luanne Gets Lucky"
"Hank Gets Dusted"
"Glen Peggy Glen Ross"
"The Passion of Dauterive"
"Grand Theft Arlen"
"Peggy's Gone to Pots"
"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"
"Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies"
"Bobby Rae"
"Suite Smells of Excess"
"Death Picks Cotton"
"Four Wave Intersection"
"The Powder Puff Boys"
"Raise the Steaks"
"The Minh Who Knew Too Much"
"Tears of an Inflatable Clown"
"Dream Weaver"
Season 12
"Doggone Crazy"
"Trans-Fascism"
Three Men and a Bastard
"The Accidental Terrorist"
"Lady and Gentrification"
"Behind Closed Doors"
"Pour Some Sugar on Kahn"
"Six Characters in Search of a House"
"The Courtship of Joseph's Father"
"Strangeness on a Train"
"Cops and Robert"
"It Came from the Garage"
"Life: A Loser's Manual"
"Lost in MySpace"
"No Bobby Left Behind"
"Dia-BILL-ic Shock"
"Earthy Girls Are Easy"
"Square-Footed Monster"
"A Bill Full of Dollars"
"Straight as an Arrow"
Season 13
"Lucky See, Monkey Do"
"What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis"
"Master of Puppets"
"Bwah My Nose"
"Uncool Customer"
"Nancy Does Dallas"
"Born Again on the Fourth of July"
"Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key"
"Manger Baby Einstein"
"Bad News Bill"
"Uh-oh, Canada"
"The Boy Can't Help It"
"The Honeymooners"
"Bill Gathers Moss"
"When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet"
"Just Another Manic Kahn-Day"
"To Sirloin with Love"
Thanks spammer anon
Dale episodes are top tier
The are all pretty mid, shippable show.
Dale to the Chief
Jumpin crack bass
that's a man
If he was gonna frick anyone, it'd be Luanne. He's so horny for her.
he did though
if you didn't have autism you would realize this.
Her replacement (Donna) was more attractive in my opinion.
DEATH! TO! STRICKLAND!
she was an old hag
That's what made her hot.
HagBros unite
Yeah but she had big breasts and a fat ass.
GRUND WILL BREACH IT
18+ to post here kid.
GOAT episodes
Dog Dale Afternoon
Firefighter episode
Hank's Dirty Laundry
Bobby works for Jimmy
The Ventriloquist episode
Cottons Plot
Bill visits relatives
Mr. Big
Daletech
Kahn gets called a banana
>Bobby works for Jimmy
This was a good episode. I liked that Hank was finally challenged when he realized his son was working for an actual downy. The best part is when he kicked his ass, hanks a good dad
>Boy I tell ya I hate Nancy
>It’s a beautiful day. yay.
SUNDAY
shes a butter face and hes a loyal husband
Nah he was loyal to his npd trad wife peggy
If you have even half a heart, the suicide-level guilt you will feel over cheating will completely outweigh any short term pleasure or thrill.
naw he wanted to be the only to reject debbie grimes
hank didn't enjoy any kind of physical intimacy, especially with women
Why so many Debbie Grund threads lately?
make this thread again homosexual
ok
>bang her
>never tell wife
wow that's hard
>Debbie is psycho c**t and blows up your affair the minute she gets annoyed with Hank.
>Lose relationship with Peggy and maybe Buck Strickland
>thinking Peggy would believe her
shes a stupid woman who will side with Hank no matter what
>never had crazy pussy
if you smell a hint of crazy, run
For any lesser experienced anons I cannot stress this enough, even the fricking romans knew it, you don't put your dick in crazy. You probably will anyway because the only real way to learn is the hard way but don't say you weren't warned. Incredible sex though fr fr
The Romas had such a poor view of women they'd rather frick and emotionally bond teenage boys (and I mean legal teens by post-feminism standards of course - take your hand off the ban button jannies)
>ITT: polymorphic troony virgins don't understand loyalty.
>brings up trannies out of nowhere
/pol/cel moment
found the troony
He can get a note from his doctor.
She looks like a post wall 16 yr old. Fricking gross
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE A FAMILY GUY YOU HAVE TO DO ROOSTER JOKES AND NOT CARE ABOUT FAMILY
sage.
I'm a tradie and I worked with a lot of boomers, and all of them cheated on their wives. They told me that they loved their wives and families but, if a good opportunity comes you just have to take it
the ep where bobby and pggy cook on the on the grill is all you need to see and how they react because they know MUH PROPANE and how hank will react
this is what christianity does to you. back in ancient times men were allowed to screw many women and the wife wasnt. i remember an Egptian Phaero that had 99 offspring from tons of women. of course im not saying do it cause christian laws are so heavily implied into the system and youll just end up paying for it. you could become muslim and do it.
>you could become muslim and do it.
Tell that to the Ottomans who made it an obligation to murder all the 100s of male children your Dad fathered from his harem just incase one of them tried to make a grab for power. Polygamy has always had a negative effect on society and those that practice it. Like that African guy who has 50 kids, do you think those kids are going to turn out alright?
better than a christians child will turn out (sucking israelite wiener, being a gay, feminist or Black person lover) i mean dont want you to become a muslim either im just being realistic. if i suggested anything else that was related to worship of older gods or practices such as mastering nature or someting like a druid. but you would call me a pagan and spit in my face for being le satan or some moronation.
>I remember an Egyptian Phaero that had 99 offspring from tons of women.
>You could become muslim and do it.
What you're leaving out of both of those examples is that you are responsible for all of the women you sleep with. The average muslim man doesn't have 99 concubines. The reason an Egyptian pharaoh could have dozens of concubines is because he was the fricking pharaoh and could afford to take care of all of them and the 99 children the bore him. If you just knock up a bunch of women you can't take care of then all you've done is polluted the society with bastard children and prostitute mothers who will both cause trouble for everyone around them.
>Tell that to the Ottomans who made it an obligation to murder all the 100s of male children your Dad fathered from his harem just incase one of them tried to make a grab for power.
I know this did become a tradition and was at one point written into law, I believe, but it was one of those things that got written into law simply because it was already happening, not the other way around. This is common in most monarchies tbh, the crown ruler dies and the next in line to inherit the crown now has a target on his back. It was essentially the Ottomans just doing damage control by the time it became a law. But yes, polygamy is generally disadvantageous to a society, it creates too many children who will grow up bitter that they were born to the woman who their father didn't consider as important as the woman whose children he chose to inherit his legacy and it also reduces the amount of available women in the society leading to way too many excess men who simply can't get a woman because there aren't enough and men who realize that there's simply no chance for him to procreate become very dangerous, as he no longer has a reason to do his part in maintaining the society.
well you better get rich the huh moron? anyway you dont need to be rich to have a huge family. look at all the hispanics coming over with 20 kids living off snap and ssr and the blacks do it too. you do not need to be super rich to have a huge family because you can just use ssr to pump money into your home the more children you have.
The ones where Hank is kinda painted as the bad guy in a scenario always break my heart.
Ladybird was a racist.
No she's not, she doesn't like other repairmen or people hank doesn't like. Dogs can't be racist
Black folk dont look like me so my dog growls at the homosexual etectus creatures. you have to treat them like bears or wolves cause if you relax theyll get ja
I always assumed he was autistic. He does love propane ALOT
>NOOOOOO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CHEAT ON YOUR SPOUSE
frick off
shut up woman you aren’t good enough for me to be exclusive to you
>The are all pretty mid, shippable show.
Why is she in panties in a car in the suburb?
Totally high risk behavior with 100 windows with eyes and no risk assessment, women like this are like open flames waiting to burn something down.
I’m totally down to disrespect my wife and family for some totally mid orgasms, it’s really the memory and conquest that makes it worthwhile.
But you have to be fricking discrete about this shit.
maybe you’re just a pussy
Heh
what a dumb question. this isn't even a thing for anyone whose spent 6 mins with a bible. but i assume this is nubible babble where israelites want to rewrite jesus yet tell me who he really was, as they re-write him. not falling for it rabbi
Pretty sure their is some passage about not spilling your seed on the ground but their is also one saying to tell a woman her teeth look like swans. It's not all going to be gospel
No, he isn't gay, he sells propane and propane accessories!
Yes.
Did you consider Peggy to be hot?
I love big feet but only when they are attached to an ethereal goddess like Elizabeth Debicki.
Yeah, a butterface maybe but her personality carries her pretty far
>GOODBYE MISSES HILL
Npd
It's hard to say
yes but only because of some Tram Pararam stuff i've seen
Big breasts
yes
maybe not the most attractive, but thick where it counts
maybe not the smartest, but a loyal wife & mother
Yes
No, he sold propane.
>Hank has no actual genetic relation to Luanne
>She lives at his house and he see's her basically every day
I don't think it's that she is his niece in law rather how much yonger she is then him. Taking an interest in her would be just as inappropriate as looking at a girl Connie's age. I think he called Boomhauer a cradle robber when he was going out with Luanne for a hot minute
>how much yonger she is then him.
She's in college for a few years already so she's early 20s
Short hair vs. Normal hair?
Which is Qter
Short haired or hair tied up is best Luanne. Her long hair makes her look too much like Nancy for me.
nailed it
short hair and its not even close
Always loved how most of the time Hank just says he's gonna kick someone's ass when they slight him.
The great debate, who would have won
John Redcorn is all vanity muscles, he'd put a good fight but Hank's stubbornness alone would bring him the victory
Remember when John Redcorn stopped an arrow fired from a bow with his bare hand?
Hank does have stubbornness on his side but Redcorn definitely wasn't all bark and no bite
Fair enough, would turn into a STR vs DEX build if John Redcorn wasn't so jacked
100% hank would kick John redcorns ass
never thought of this
always thought bill would come bull dozing in
just by this post its clear you never had sex. lol
Hank's not gay, he sells propane.
>Autistic
Yes
>Criminal or domestic terrorist
Probably
Definitely not gay though.
>>hank didn't hit this
Some people have morals, unlike you.
What!? No! He sells propane!
He didn't want Buck's sloppy seconds
American men are more into cuckoldry than doing the actual cheating themselves.
They will happily share their wives with Tyrone from work as long as they can film it but would never frick around on their wives behind their backs because the divorce lawyers would destroy them.
>Tyrone from work
I love cheating on my wife, must be because I'm Canadian
Good men don't do the reasonable thing
They do the right thing
No! He sells propane!
Isn't he married?
An old degenerate who uses hookers regularly used this woman as his cum-dump, and he proudly announced it in front of Hank on more than one occasion. Hank's virtues and hang-ups aside, that would naturally make her repulsive to normal people who aren't porn-addicts.
Hank was an autist and had ocd, there's no way he'd frick another woman