Hank is one of the worst miscasts of any show I've seen, why is a badass alpha DEA agent with a smoking hot wife being played by an old fat manlet?
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Hank is one of the worst miscasts of any show I've seen, why is a badass alpha DEA agent with a smoking hot wife being played by an old fat manle...
Yeah that's what you say. But it's about how your curr yourself.
The boomer action scenes involving hank and mike are the low point of the show
mike the badass boomer super action commando is absolutely the low point of the show
I don't remember him doing a lot of action. He's a good shot and does well in preparation, but he's not exactly some kind of freerunning cowboy.
remember that shootout where mike shoots the yellow guy in the hand?
this
i recently (re)started watching BCS and the scenes of mike being a "badass" are super cringe for most part
It’s cringe because they go overboard trying to make him look like a badass.
"Super cringe"
Get a new word. Enjoy kino without whining too much. Touch grass.
Hank is at least likable and funny, Mike scenes almost made me drop BCS
she's not smoking hot, she's cute and has aged pretty well. I know a bald cop with a much hotter wife than Marie. Walt and Skyler are a much worse match
>Cop that mostly uses guns and cars instead of fist and legs
>Is fat
Who would guess
>hank
I thought he was Isaac Schrader
>my name is isaac schrader
>and you can go frick yourself
seriously wth is an A sack?
it's the black guy in The Boys that runs really fast
Assistant Special Agent in Charge
That’s ASAIC, dipshit.
He's good because he makes racist jokes at Gomez and it's perfect
wait till you hear about The Shield
Guns made this happen. If we were still using swords, cops wouldn't be such fat pigs
>smoking hot wife
SEX GIFS
Yeah I’m thinking he’s alpha
>badass alpha DEA agent with a smoking hot wife
Lmao, the only part that's true about this is that Hank is a DEA agent.
He's never portrayed as a badass though. They made it clear that his first firefight he got in with Tuco was luck and it haunted him, and he subsequently couldn't handle the cartel shit when they offered him the assignment in El Paso. He's just a meat headed boob who happens to be a pretty good investigator.
Pic unrelated
>Pretty good investigator
>Ignoring the fact that he couldn't catch a guy who is a overqualified chemist who recently started acting really wierd after going to a DEA raid with him and found pieces of laboratory equiment missing from his workplace after a massive amount of high quality drugs started poping on his neighbourhood
I have no idea why people who hate on Breaking Bad are so moronic, Hank was only a "badass alpha" in relation to Walt's initial characterization. During the tortoise scene, Hank would've been blown up if he had a stronger stomach. Instead he recoiled and it's the only thing that saved him, and he still managed to spring to action and aid the dipshit with his leg blown off in spite of his state of shock. Similar things could be said about the incidents with Tuco and The Cousins, the fact that Hank is a fat manlet and still springs to action is what's "badass" about him.
he runs well on adrenaline and knows it, and comes off as an arrogant dick as a result.
hank's character is easily one of the easiest to digest, sullied only by the mineral bullshit.
>who hate on Breaking Bad are so moronic
must be contrarian
must hate popular thing
When it was airing too these people in every thread, we know it's a good show.
man i used to think the cumcrazy bawd stereotype was only a fictional idea for coomers but goddamn do some chicks drip like a sieve when they're taking a load to the face
took me way too long to post this because i wrote 'taking a loaf' and laughed at it like a 5 year old down syndrome child
Half the show he's bedridden and learning to walk
So perfect casting actually
That’s what I was thinking actually. To get someone who’s kind of a dick like Hank, you need someone with a tad bit of short man syndrome, who doesn’t take care of himself and is overweight, but has a boomer mindset and cares about the law like a hardass so he’s old. It’s a very specific type of person who could play Hank
He's just a cop. I don't know what makes you think of him as a badass when he was clearly shaken up by the fricked up cartel shit. He's charismatic and extroverted so it's not that unrealistic that he could pull off Marie, I've seen uglier men dating hotter women.
It's actually great casting, Hank isn't walking a beat, he spends his time in the office and goes on an occasional raid. He nails the fat, loud American cop thing.
He looks exactly like my uncle who was an alpha fire chief. Before you lookism/instagram obsessed zoomers came around, masculinity had nothing to do with how fat or short you were.
t. fat manlet
Anon, you don't actually think that all law enforcement officers in real life are sculpted athletes, do you? Casting a fat bald guy with a loud mouth and a cute, middle-aged wife is remarkably spot-on. Especially for the older, higher ranking guys like Hank who have been on the job for a while
he wasn't that old when bb came out and he's bulky and stronk
Why did Hank and Marie never have kids again?
I always thought he’d make a cool dad.
hank replaced his nuts with minerals
Would Hank also do picrel?
Because of Vic Mackey and The Shield
t. never had a cool history teacher who was a high school football coach who looked exactly like Hank (bowling ball strongfat bodytype, definitely naturally athletic as a youth but got fat after marrying)
it's like you people don't go outside ever