>Hans, bubby, I'm your white knight.

>Hans, bubby, I'm your white knight.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is a bubby anyway?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bube/bub. boy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bube/bub. boy.

      Wrong its a shorterned form of bubbeleh, its yiddish. It literally means little grandmother but you use it as a term of endearment for anyone most commonly kids or your partner. He was used to using his israelite connections to get a good deal, but he was dealing with a german so he got the best deal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snorts coke
    >drinks Coke
    kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he asked the terrorists for coke and they misunderstood him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a very funny and underrated post

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a joke on anon's part, the implication is that an established cokefiend asked for coke and they gave him a can.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            moronic. He wouldn't just ask some random terrorists for cocaine. And besides, he snorted a line literally right before going into the room

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moronic
              No, that's the joke. If his attempted brazen negotiation wasn't enough to tip you off, yes he was that clueless and arrogant to think he could get some extra nose candy from criminals.

              Seemed like he was trying to get John killed/captured but also knew he would get Holly killed if they knew John had a connection like that to one of their hostages.

              Yeah he wanted to go home because it was stressful and his feet hurt, and if he could frick John over without affecting Holly, he could keep making moves on her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like poetry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i watched die hard like 20 times before i realized he was snorting coke off hollys desk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missed some

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    H-Hans, this is a radio transmitter. Why are you pointing the gun at me?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY! SPRECHEN SIE TALK???

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    McClain literally got him killed.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he lied about being John’s friend because he wanted to be the center of attention or because he was smart enough not to expose Holly’s connection to John?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a midwit cokehead yuppie banker. He was only looking out for himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only redeeming factor about him. He knew that was a bad idea all around.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a chad protecting Holly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seemed like he was trying to get John killed/captured but also knew he would get Holly killed if they knew John had a connection like that to one of their hostages.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was trying to be a hero/negotiator. He attempted to use a crisis to further his own shit. I can imagine him thinking he'd be on the cover of Fortune magazine as the guy who helped diffuse a hostage crisis

      >Yes Mr Nakatomi, I took charge and did what anyone would do to make sure we all got out of that situation safe and sound...think I might deserve a bonus for that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seemed like he was trying to get John killed/captured but also knew he would get Holly killed if they knew John had a connection like that to one of their hostages.

      He wanted John captured or dead so he could get out of there as efficiently as possible.

      He probably pretended to be John's friend as a pressure tactic on John, like, oh it'll be extra shameful for you to refuse to surrender because *your friend* is going to get killed, you wouldn't let *your friend* die, right John?

      He also probably phrased the plan as threatening to kill him, and because he's stupid and coked up he didn't think it through and realize the terrorists would *actually* kill him. Him shrugging, hanging up, and drinking the coke is him just being like, "Well, the plan didn't work, shucks fellas," and bullshitting himself that they're not about to waste him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was clearly a mentally moronic cokehead who had no idea what he was doing.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6,000,001

    Based Hans still doing the Lord's work

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ellis was Italian. Not a israelite, just a scumbag yuppie cokehead.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he’s the guy i would wanna hang out with at the party. get coked up, have some drinks, and you know he want to the strip club or got some prostitutes for the after party

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the schizos like to hang out together
      shocking

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry for partying bro, im just a bon vivant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Degenerate behaviour.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      clubs and strip clubs suck although a club with him would probably be decent since he's rich and would get you into a vip area where all the prostitutes will think you're rich and wanna fug

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No dude, that guy will screw you trust me

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Well, I've watched 60 Minutes, and I'm saying to myself, they're motivated, they're happening, I.E. they want something. Maybe it's because you're pissed off or maybe it's the jockies, it's none of my business."

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was Wyatt Nite ?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Die Hard is a perfect film

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't even do coke at parties anymore since it probably has fentanyl in it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have literally never done coke in all my yearsof partying so this isnt a problem. Ive got my molly, k, and l from the same people since 2009

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy your own coke from a guy you trust you israelite

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way frick you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          freeloading poorhomosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle Americans worry about getting coke in their fentanyl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting an opiod in a stimulant

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hans,bubala, I'm your mensch
    What did he mean by this?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wolf of Wall St tried to glorify this archetype and failed
    >techbros/cryptogays
    they were already there and he didn't know how to get with an made The Irishman as a last effort at a dead format .. and then that Injun movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wolf of Wall St tried to glorify this archetype and failed
      But people lose their shit fellating Wolf of Wall Street

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        only gullible 'marks' (mostly just normal everday people) were the target for these scumbags and not other scumbags as typically depicted in gangster movies

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listens to the same Stevie Wonder song for 2/3 of the movie
    What the FRICK was his problem?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i find a song i like i listen to in on a loop for like 4 days

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes black

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Argyle assume the nerdy black guy was one of the criminals at the end? he rams the van with him in it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He knew there couldn’t be 2 good black guys in LA

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >argyle
          >Sgt Al Powell
          was die hard WOKE?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it absolutely was.
            >black guy hero cop
            >black guy nice guy limo driver
            >bad guys are all white Germans, except
            >bad black guy is a computer hacker genius
            >feminist career driven power wife
            But it never hits you over the head with it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            80's, 90's and early 2000's movies were trying to actually improve race relations

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He saw him move the ambulance out of the suspicious truck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >John remarks "who's driving, Stevie Wonder?" when Al circles the front of the building
      >John's driver is in fact listening to Stevie Wonder

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        deepest lore

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn hang out alone in a parking garage listening to Stevie Wonder on repeat while calling your homies with your fancy car phone

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Die Hard is spiritually a Metal Gear Solid movie.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie has a lost art of having unlikeable people that aren’t direct antagonists. This guy & the news reporter are such slimeballs & make the film way more difficult for the protagonist. Wish more movies could do that rather the bland “this is clear good team & clear bad team”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He and Burke from Aliens would probably drink at the same bar. I miss butthole side characters like that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park is also a good example of this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He and Burke from Aliens would probably drink at the same bar. I miss butthole side characters like that

      Jurassic Park is also a good example of this.

      A bar full of Cinemaphile's greatest 'local douchebag' characters

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They need to make a Monsters Inc. type movie where all the butthole characters go to some secret headquarters when they leave a scene

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if its true but I think the director allowed the actors to do a lot of their own stuff to make the characters their own.
      (like the Chinese dude grabbing a candy bar and eating it when he's holding his gun)
      they gave even minor characters a chance to shine. Its a lost art in modern films

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, it's the little things that add realism to characters. Like McClane afraid of flying, Ellis' coke, the reporter a douchebag that his own studio doesn't trust, etc.
        It's well-written, that's the problem with a lot of movies of today; no attention to detail anymore.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is writing so bad now? Like what happened?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is writing so bad now? Like what happened?
      Writers too anxious with social media, as well as dying art of reading/writing.
      Now every word of artists on social media is dissected, and it doesn't allow room for writers to take chances and have freedom to write how they want.
      It's like 10 people standing over you while you write, all the time; who could write well under such conditions?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism and entitlement. No idea what the other guy is talking about.

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