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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I don't know the man and can't speak about his actual life. But his writing is kinda shit and I honestly wonder how well he's selling when he's not propped up by A-List characters and the best artists the company hires.
    And I don't care if it was supposed to be a "tribute", I still think it's fricked up that he used McDuffie's name to get brownie points for his OC.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bendis? A Happy Birthday? Wish Bendis a Happy Birthday? Happy Birthday Bendis.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh right, the birthday. The birthday of Bendis. The birthday especially celebrating Bendis, Bendis's birthday... that birthday?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently he's a shitty writer but Cinemaphile never tells me why.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't know how to end his own works.
      That's the most surefire critique I can give to him. Outside of that most people consider his dialogue to be dragged out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They never tell you why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All characters have the same speech pattern
      Bendis-speak
      Decompression
      Doesn't really care a character's past history, will write them to fit the roles he needs
      Makes extremely obvious which character he fricking hates
      Has been known to ignore and sneak around editors
      Here's my piece of advice: If it's your first exposure to a character then there's a chance you'll like how Bendis writes them. If it's not, you'll probably hate it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What I've noticed reading Ultimate Spider-Man is how boring all his villains are. It's something that stuck out to me even in the honeymoon period of "this is my first superhero comic, wow". It's one thing to reimagine classic Spider-Man villains and another to make them so dull and forgettable.
        Ultimate Spider-Man pre-Ultimatum is still the single best thing the only good thing he's ever done which is really not saying all that much, but that's what it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got very good works, good works, bad works, and excruciating works. That he became a mega meme here of unredeemable awfulness has always been corny, same as Slott. Just an easy way to fit in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want you to reread USM.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's got very good works, good works
        Nope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely insufferable dialogue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's good

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bendis? The writer?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to him after 2017? I know he ended up writing Superman and signing exclusively to DC, but I never heard of him again after that

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's write him a letter, one character at a time.

    Dear Bendis,

    W

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Benis is coming

      "WILL Benis is coming?"

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Benis is coming

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't give me that shit meme that his daredevil was good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm willing to bet it's gonna be a rerun of the "Alias is totally good, guys" episode.
      God, what a piece of shit book I was tricked into reading.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bendis? As in Brian Michael Bendis? The comic book writer? It's his birthday? Really?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will forever be a cancerous homosexual for creating and trying to force Miles

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