Hello. I am also Jeremy’s doctor. We tried everything but we could not save his wiener. Nurses were shitting and pissing themselves after seeing what we had done to Jeremy’s penile remains. In all honesty, we probably made it worse. His mangled nub was too difficult for to save us at the capital city hospital. We do not want to be remembered for this so we offered Mr. Renner a lifetime subscription to Amazon Prime so he watch Fleabag with his pillow.
Renner in recovery. Incels on Cinemaphile talk a lot of shit but they genuinely wouldn't have the spirit or willpower to still sit up and smile. Renner is probably a hero to his kids, if he could choose he'd probably get his wiener violently ripped off his body and pulverized into mush all over again.
These threads have been a little flaccid lately. I mean how long can you keep this up? These limp attempts at humor fail on all fronts and the jokes fall flat.
Scanning....
Just dust and echoes... He did what he had to do! For the sidewalk! An entire reiner weiner obliterated, and the snow... He had no choice. His dick... It's finished.
>reverse search your image out of curiosity, expecting it to be another Soulless AI sludge creation >turns out it's actually legit
Honestly brought smile to my jaded face.
There’s no way his dick survived
It got destroyed, obliterated, dismantled. It simply does not exist anymore. Until he posts a picture on the Jeremy Renner app (download now on the Google Play store) I will be telling everyone I meet that it’s gone
Thanks guys. Its important... gah, ya know, its important to just be happy about what you still have. Being thankful is a real challenge sometimes, a real skill. We all lose things along the way, but, yeah... every day alive is a gift. Its a real treasure.
>According to a 2023 article in Vanity Fair, Renner first told the paramedic, "My life is over. I'm fricked. Black Widow's going to leave me."[213] According to the report, Renner exploded into an angry tirade when the paramedic would not allow him to dig his severed penis out of the snow. In what Vanity Fair was later told was an attempt at suicide by cop,[213] Renner said to the arresting officer, "Fricking snowplows... the snowplows are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a snowplow?"[214][215][216]
Man frick him and frick you too(happy birthday Jeremy)
jeremy jr won't be celebrating
Didn't he had an app? It's like social media, but he's the only person you can follow.
what's the status of his wiener and balls?
derezzed
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>JEREMY! AM I STILL TO CREATE THE PERFECT SET OF wiener AND BALLS FOR YOU?!
>yeah...
if it true he lost his penis or is it a meme? i still cant tell
still no statement from jeremy’s agent. draw your own conclusions it’s gone
Yes, it was sheared clean off and picked up by a passing bird.
jeremys doctor here. i can confirm that his penis is still on the loose.
Hello. I am also Jeremy’s doctor. We tried everything but we could not save his wiener. Nurses were shitting and pissing themselves after seeing what we had done to Jeremy’s penile remains. In all honesty, we probably made it worse. His mangled nub was too difficult for to save us at the capital city hospital. We do not want to be remembered for this so we offered Mr. Renner a lifetime subscription to Amazon Prime so he watch Fleabag with his pillow.
Whats even the point of living without a penis? Does he still get horny?
This guy could make billions with porn. He would rake in more than some women even
He could make a couple thousand off some weird movies, but I don't think his career would have longevity without a dick or butthole.
what the frick is this?
Renner in recovery. Incels on Cinemaphile talk a lot of shit but they genuinely wouldn't have the spirit or willpower to still sit up and smile. Renner is probably a hero to his kids, if he could choose he'd probably get his wiener violently ripped off his body and pulverized into mush all over again.
cake status?
birthday status?
These threads have been a little flaccid lately. I mean how long can you keep this up? These limp attempts at humor fail on all fronts and the jokes fall flat.
Don't be a dick.
if you lose your wiener accidentally is becoming trans the only option?
doctors can't make a pussy without a dick, you can only be an eunuch
chastity cage free cuck. Has Anthony Mack over to the house fortnightly.
dick detail?
he’s set to star in Benis Back 2: Resurrection. happy for the guy.
He’s also starting opposite Ben Affleck in Gone Girl 2
rumored to have a big role is Sausage Party IV: The Journey Home
Ebin boster :DDDD
>To shreds you say?
schlong situation?
Scanning....
Just dust and echoes... He did what he had to do! For the sidewalk! An entire reiner weiner obliterated, and the snow... He had no choice. His dick... It's finished.
No. I think it's just getting harder.
penile prognosis?
Penis status : Gone with the wind
>reverse search your image out of curiosity, expecting it to be another Soulless AI sludge creation
>turns out it's actually legit
Honestly brought smile to my jaded face.
There’s no way his dick survived
It got destroyed, obliterated, dismantled. It simply does not exist anymore. Until he posts a picture on the Jeremy Renner app (download now on the Google Play store) I will be telling everyone I meet that it’s gone
Happy Birthday Jeremy and good luck with the wiener!!
Since the accident, he's been busy
I HEARD HE'S GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY DONE. THEY'RE PUTTING IN HORNS AND CLEAVING HIS TONGUE!
All the best with the Johnson Jeremy and wishing you a happy birthday!
To shreds you say
body double
I thought it said "Jeremy Renner celebrates new snowplow after snowplow accident"
all the mass shooter theater incidents won't make up for how disrespectful reddit has been towards this dude and his accident
i hope a couple more thousand people get shot up and you seethe and cope about it spamming bane every day hoping your insecurity wanes
Glowie glowie give me a blowie
penis prospective?
Phallus Update?
Thanks guys. Its important... gah, ya know, its important to just be happy about what you still have. Being thankful is a real challenge sometimes, a real skill. We all lose things along the way, but, yeah... every day alive is a gift. Its a real treasure.
stay litty
>According to a 2023 article in Vanity Fair, Renner first told the paramedic, "My life is over. I'm fricked. Black Widow's going to leave me."[213] According to the report, Renner exploded into an angry tirade when the paramedic would not allow him to dig his severed penis out of the snow. In what Vanity Fair was later told was an attempt at suicide by cop,[213] Renner said to the arresting officer, "Fricking snowplows... the snowplows are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a snowplow?"[214][215][216]
~~*snowplow*~~
>To shreds, you say
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Renner is being punished for this incident
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12923963/Golden-Globes-shocking-moments.html
Lmao he makes popcountry?
manhood update?
penile report?