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Happy Gilmore 2 confirmed at netflix
https://variety.com/2024/film/news/happy-gilmore-2-adam-sandler-netflix-1236005107/
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Dont ruin my favorite movie like this...
too bad, just accept it
just don't watch it moron
just don't let me rape you, moron
you won't be able to
>old fat Gilmore
Happy Gilmore was pure comedy kino and I still quote it regularly
This is grim
Why
Sandler is getting paid stupid money by Netflix
why
netflix deals actually kinda rock for a has-been director/actor. you get a GUARENTEED lump sum per movie. doesn't matter if it bombs or does gangbusters.
money
Millenials will pour money into these things either because they can’t get over the 90s and want to pathetically relive the early years of their lives or because they can’t get over the 90s and have to hate watch the latest sequel reboot whatever of the early years of their lives
I'm a millennial constantly trying to pretend I'm still living in the world of my youth and I don't watch any of this shit. I don't hate watch either. I don't watch Disney Wars shit, I didn't watch Rings of Power, I didn't watch the Power Rangers reboot movie, I didn't watch Amazon Fallout, I didn't watch Xmen 97, I didn't watch the Bill and Ted new movie or any of the new Ghostbusters movies. Name a shitty nostalgia bait cash in sequel/reboot and I guarantee I didn't watch it.
because besides money, every movie with a 'white' male in it needs correction. his love interesr will be a bkacl woman and he'll have a mixed race child, mark my words. also there will be someone, probably also female, better at golf than him.
Julie Bowen was in Hubie Halloween with Sandler. There'd be no chance she wouldn't return for this. However this movie will be about Happy teaching Chubbs' long lost granddaughter how to play golf in honour of Carl Weathers.
Because I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Sandler has the kind of contract where he has to make x movies a year for Netflix, but the upside is that he gets to make whatever the frick he wants.
every remotely successful movie or tv show ever made will get a movie over original IPs because studios are ridiculously risk-averse
they just can't help themselves to ruin the legacy of every good flick we used to rent at blockbuster
This. It's revolting how soulless these cash grabs are. It'll be 90 mins rehashing 40 year old jokes with DEI casting and old man cameos. Total zombie industry still coasting on success that nobody under 30 even remembers.
"Hey Shooter, what do you say we let bygones be bygones, and bury the hatchet with some delicious Wendy's?"
>CUT TO 10+ minute scene at Wendy's with namedropping of all popular menu items and discussion of how amazing Frostys are.
What if they bring back Dunk?
K I N O
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Ew why??
>Can you believe we got this much food for such a low price!! This Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger is the best, don’t forget the 100% fresh potatoes with sea salt
I mean, it was bound to happen at some point. There is no bottom of the barrel. It’s endless.
Here's a real mind blower only teevee poltards that do their hourly raids with posting-quotas don't understand...
link me to the raid thread
>dying culture does another pathetic sequel three decades later cause it can't come up with anything new
Billy Madison 2 when?
FRICK YOU BUDDY
That and The Waterboy are his best movies, if you disagree that's ok, you're still wrong
Dirty Work was already Billy Madison 1.5
>takes place in the same universe as BM
>follows the day-to-day of billy's burnout freeloader friends when they're not hanging out at his mansion
>only difference is artie lange was too strung out to commit to BOTH parts so they found a guy that was basically artie lange lite for billy madison
Airheads 2 would make way more sense
Alright, anyone want to take bets on what food/drink company will be shilled throughout the movie?
obviously subway
sounds like mcdonald's needs a pr boost
he can mention what great value the $5 menu is
This delicious, meaty, turkey-filled COLD CUT COMBO. I EAT THREE EVERY DAY TO HELP KEEP ME STRONG
>subway (gilmore)
>dunkin donuts (jack/jill)
>mcdonalds (big daddy)
>popeyes (little nicky)
am i missing any? he really is a pathetic shill
mcdonalds was in the longest yard too
They did Wendy's in Mr Deeds, where they stop the helicopter at a Wendy's. And one dude even says "I love the big bacon classic" but they don't make that anymore
Subway and it will be an explicit callback to the original with Sandler going "Do I really have to do with AGAIN? Oh man what a lame commercial!" and then doing the commercial anyway. Also putt-putt on a cruise line.
>I take more foot longs than Jared does
popeyes for the black market
Been awhile since I've watched the original, but I don't recall wishing there was more when it was over.
julie bowen in lingerie again?
>54
>still a fox
god i hope so
the original ran out of funny after an hour or so.
I won't save this image but thank you for posting it.
carl weathers is dead 🙁
and Joe Flaherty recently
No shit he died in the first movie
Didn't that movie come out like 30 years ago? I genuinely don't understand this length hollywood goes to not make new IPs
Frick you Netflix. Frick. You.
This; frick normies for paying for this shit... A warehouse of servers with a crap selection of entertainment controlling the entertainment market is not what I had in mind for my dystopian future
I'm waiting to see what they do before I make any judgments. I don't think he'll be training some DEI diversity hire like others have mentioned. I think the worst we'll get is him helping his daughter. It'll also be extremely israelitey since Adam Sandler's leaned into that more recently.
>Seniors PGA Tour golf movie
>trying to reach the green without a piss break, shooter?
as long as julie bowen is nude i'm all for it
You know, I'm okay with this.
Sandler has been quietly killing it with his netflix films of the past few years. No masterpieces, but consistently funny and fun.
Even the basketball drama that was clearly just not-Uncut Gems was half-decent.
So I expect this to be pleasant and fun.
MUST
HAVE
MORE
SEQUELS
AND
REMAKES
finally real movies but i want the real movie experience Jack and Jill 2, if we are doing sequels might as well do them all, think about all that money $$$$
Boycotting this movie. Free palestine
>paying money to netflix
what kind of moron does that? i might pirate it, not sure even thats worth my time, ill wait until its released and see the reaction on Cinemaphile.
You could just not watch it.
this might be up there with Billy Madison, The Water Boy, 50 First Dates, Funny People and Click as one of those actually-good Adam Sandler flicks.
hope it's not one of those 'actually-good' Adam Sandler flicks like Punch-Drunk Love or Uncut Gems.
HAHAHA YES LE SCREAMING israelite MAN = FUNNY
is that Shooter McGavin account on Twitter run by the real actor
The price is wrong
bitch
surely there is a 4k quality version or something of this by now
for some reason it was always funny to me that this was shot on a golf course
Get your "Unnecessary Sequels made way too late: Sandler edition" bingo cards ready!
>Will take place in some tropical location so Sandler and friends can vacation while filming
>Happy's love interest will be played by some hot young actress way out of league
>Some excuse for Happy not being as good as he used to be, prompting him to get a new coach played by "insert famous celebrity name here"
>some very obvious and shameless plug for a restaurant
>Shooter says more self-deprecating insults to Happy
>Ben Stiller cameo playing the same role as before
>Happy and Shooter put aside their differences to team up against a new hot shot golfer played by "insert another celebrity here"
I'm probably missing some things here, but you all get the idea. It's going to be shit.
>hot young actress
is there such a thing? he would probably have the choice of zendaya or tessa thompson
I wouldn't put it past him to use his connections and get Sydney involved
The grandma will rape faster than Eminem
and Shooter put aside their differences to team up against a new hot shot golfer played by "insert another celebrity here"
It will be fricking Borat guy or somebody equally semitic and israelitey like seth rogen
I pray to the Christian GOD above that it's about hockey or some other sport instead of being a rehash of all the same jokes as the first movie.
yeah It's gonna be about something similar with sticks and balls (or discs) I say Croquet.
Rob Schneider just bought a hot meal.
>Bob Barker: Dead
>Adam Sandler: 57 years old
Just... don't.
how would a "passing the torch" type story work? he was shit at golf and couldn't be a coach
Why no Big Daddy 2? About Julian growing up and having a kid and Sonny showing him the ropes to fatherhood.
Why do this when you could do Little Nicky 2 instead?
Adam Sandler starring as a angry man in every movie.
I wish he'd make an Epstein Island adventure movie. Pauly Shore to cameo.
I really can't imagine what the plot would be. He already got a happy ending so how would you expand on that?
Things don't stay happy forever. They can call it Unhappy Gilmore.
After the movie ended Happy would’ve gone back to trying out for his local hockey team and failing, then he had some kids with the tour lady and he became a high school hockey coach.
We find out that the school is going to cut the funding to the hockey program. Happy enters a golfing tournament to make the money. Shooter tries to stop his efforts, still being angry about being slighted and still not winning a jacket.
This shit writes itself.
You can trouble me for a glass of frick off with your constant sequels and remakes bullshit.