Happy July 4th, Cinemaphile! What are you doing to celebrate?
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/1543227934927949825
Happy July 4th?
Happy July 4th, Cinemaphile! What are you doing to celebrate?
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/1543227934927949825
Not watching a gay channel for toddlers
i am going to make a bunch of autists cry
Start cutting by onions
you are going to be the first one to cry
I fricked it up. Anyways.
Start by cutting onions.
Oh say can you sneed
Tomorrow we are eating food and then on the fourth we are going to go look at fireworks being shot at this local area.
I also want to watch Jaws.
>paint bombs
>laser pens
>ruining laundry
>Expect people to call out how dumb and lame all these alternatives are
>It's just full of morons saying "It's the 2nd."
My bar is really low for Twitter and yet it's still somehow not low enough.
welcome to current year
>Gumball throwing water balloons because he doesn't want the animals to be scared
he would probably shoot off some fireworks himself and accidentally burn down his house or something
Kill a bunch of trannies.
Hanging out with my adult friends at their adult party. Should be fun with drugs and alcohol but the hostess gets really into table tennis so we'll have to do that at some point. I'm a little worried about everyone's dogs getting along but I won't let some mauling harsh my mellow. I doubt I'll bring up cartoons or comics. Maybe we can talk about The Boys
It's bad enough that it's objectively the worst time of the year, someone had to pollute every calendar with a yearly celebration of a "country" founded on literally no principles.
Think about the fact that I don't live in America and if Russia attacks, Americans are obligated to die for me thanks to Article 5.
And thanks to Russia’s war, that may change as well…
I'm an autist that had Hyperacusis(sensitivity to loud noises) as a kid but I still enjoyed every 4th of July despite the loud noises.
Jerk off to Cinemaphile shotas, eat brisket, and watch fireworks.
Gonna embrace my inner shota, and waste money on fireworks and blow toys up like Sid from fricking Toy Story
I am going to detonate a metric frickload of fireworks I bought from a Mexican on the side of the road.
Take LSD for the first time ever and get as close as possible to the city's fireworks
Grilling
Fricking this
This country has its flaws, but as an immigrant who has been given a chance to succeed, I might as well sit back, relax, and G R I L L. Embrace your inner Boomer anons