happy new year Cinemaphile.
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>thinly veiled baskin roberts trust fund thread
He said "robbins" though.
how about you do something about your life you fricking moron?
Fix what is wrong with you. no one is to blame except yourself. It is entirely your fault. Fix it homosexual.
Nah. I’m fat, incredibly small micro dick(no fix for it), and I have a speech impediment(no fix either). Any diet I’ve tried, i quit in a couple months because nobody cares and I have nobody to impress.
>diet
Have you tried eating less? Its super easy and doesn't require you to do anything.
I only really eat lunch and dinner, but I have about 5 cups of coffee a day with creamer and sugar, and 4 cans of Coke Zero a day. And I hate water so much that I’d rather drink nothing and dehydrate myself
Fricking keep rattling off excuses.
DO
SOMETHING
TO
HELP
YOURSELF
c**t
>incredibly small micro dick(no fix for it),
HRT
Shit, that's tough, and here's me thinking i've got no future due to COPD and a crippling drink & drug habit, but I guess you never really know. good luck on your journey my man!
> crippling drink & drug habit
Just quit moron. At least admit it’s your own fault. Like it’s my own fault I’m fat
Oh I admit it's my fault alright, I just enjoy it. Too legit to quit.
are you me? (minus the speech impediment, tho being an awkward autist is probably just as bad or worse)
I stammer a bit and sweat when anybody talks to me so probably fall into this bracket too.
I stutter, but I look like I’m having a seizure when I get stuck on a word. If you’ve ever seen John the Stutterer on Stern it’s like that
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>sweat when anybody talks to me
damn i thought i was the only one, getting stuck in a conversation that i know is gonna last more than a minute is my worst nightmare. happened to me when waiting in line the other when some chatterbox started talking to me, was like FRICK of all the lines i had to pick, im fine if i can just have a 10-20 second conversation they wanna talk to you longer than that i run out of stuff to say and start saying the most moronic shit just to keep talking and try to appear normal which always backwards and i just end up showing my autistic self, its hard work for an autist who talking dont come natural to, to try to appear normal and like i know how to talk to people lol it just dont come naturally to me
You can work at it with mind tricks and it gets a bit easier, but I always assumed I had hyperhydrosis so kept apologizing for it all the time. Surprisingly, being sweaty is not a deal breaker for a lot of women, as long as you can dance.
If it gives you motivation anon I weighed 300 lbs during the summer and now I’m down to 255 lbs just from changing up my diet (cutting out starches and sugars for the most part and eating more lean protein like chicken and seafood).
You can do it if you believe in yourself man.
See
I'm doing the same thing OP. Stop being a homosexual and ascend with me
That's a man.
welp you never tried to be so the universe is still balanced
you too bro
happy new year
stay frenly
BAZOO
HAP-EE NEW YEAR!
>no trust fund band baskin roberts
go back discord troony
do it yourself, homosexual.
Happy new year, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile.
I wish to all you happiness and strength in this 2024.
We are all gonna make it, brah.
happy new year gays hope you have a decent year unless you're a c**t
Happy new year gay
>turn on tv to see ball drop
>immediately cuts to homosexuals kissing
We really are living in the sickest of times
The gaygiest thing about this image is the planet fitness hats.
yeah it's obviously on purpose, sad times
>homosexuals
>advertisement for planet fitness
God bless America
the CNN one is hosted by the two gays so not a big surprise
>The group of black people starting the ball
>The giant KIA logo
>The cut to that.
I'm officially a boomer
>tune into abc live event
>beaner singing in spanish
america is dead
That buck getting broken tonight, lads.
ABC just played two consecutive wwbm kisses at midnight.
so did Fox. BBC won
Lets go around again.
Happy New Year
Another year to be grateful for… haha…
2015 already, I can't believe it.
baskin'
>jannies flagging of topic threads for deletion as soon as they are created
So mich diligence, I bet they are getting paid double for working today!
Did anybody else see *that* on Cinemaphile right after the ball dropped???
See what?
bump
oops
Cut to bmwm homosexuals kissing, then a bmwf kissing
i hope i get the courage to kill myself this year
Don't do it, pal. Life's too short anyway. Just fill the time with entertainment like everyone else.
Happy Public Domain Day
This cartoon really would've been better if Mickey was a giant in it
god bless us everyone
4 months until wizard mode. Do I still get super powers if I've been jerked off once and eaten out a couple girls?
Jerking off was fine, but you fricked up eating out girls. Touching another girl disqualifies. You’ve gotten to one of the bases. You aren’t one of us. I’m 31 and literally never held a hand
Have sex
happy new year, you frickers
It's been 2024 for 5 hours now and it feels like a new dawn. Hallelujah!
This sounds like a Chris Morris experiment
Got any Clarkey Cat? Any Blooties? Any triple sod?
Holy shit this is right up my alley
btw that main sample is Bill Cosby's voice, recognized it immediately from growing up listening to his records
Bill Cosby song sample you say?
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same anon here, I used to literally jerk off to LoA songs in middle school
>its a Gary Sinise makes another reddit post episode
Will it finally be his year?
This is the year. I will have a gf.
Oh wow, dubs! It might actually be your year!
Frens, it was not his year.
Another year no gf
Don't worry, there's always porn. Porn will show you things no woman is willing to do, unless you're rich.
I’m honestly not too upset about it now, I get really bored with texting chicks after a couple days.
That's because everybody's just going through the motions now, nobody wants to settle on anyone.
Should have taken the Amagami Challenge
Getting closer every year to becoming a wizard...
My sweet summer child.
I can feel it. This is the year I make it or implode. No inbetween
Winds of Winter this year, /got/bros
Any day now.
Winds of Winter should be episodic anime instead of a book, that way he could take his time with it.
I feel like we're gonna get a proper, book-faithful anime/animated adaptation in like 10 years
>take his time with it.
Its been 15 years. And he's an 80 year old obese man.
I was being facetious
Its not funny I need to know what happens to Darkstar.
Darkstar lives happily ever after
>happy new year Cinemaphile.
You too.
NOOOOOO MY BLUE BOAAAAAAAAAARD, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, JANNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Here we go again
hny!
>want to crank out my first wank of the New Year
>fricking cats sleeping on my bed
>don't want to push them away
>don't want to wank with them nearby
>gonna get fit for the new year
>will start tomorrow
>phoneposter
>troony poster
like peanut butter and jelly